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Re: Say One Weird Thing About Yourself by Nobody: 4:00pm On Nov 10, 2012
manny4life:

Who doesn't grin grin grin
I had to be sure I wasn't the only one grin grin grin
Re: Say One Weird Thing About Yourself by miketonic(m): 4:01pm On Nov 10, 2012
SOMETIMES...I LIKE TO SNIFF FEMALE BUTT HOLE DURING LOVE MAKING..AND THEN TELL HER TO CALL ME GRANDPAPA
Re: Say One Weird Thing About Yourself by ghettodreamz(m): 4:01pm On Nov 10, 2012
knockturnal: I get an erecshun anityme i c a gurl wit more than average sized boobies!

You not only have bad eyes but corrupt and dirty mind... lipsrsealed lipsrsealed lipsrsealed lipsrsealed
Re: Say One Weird Thing About Yourself by Nobody: 4:01pm On Nov 10, 2012
miketonic: SOMETIMES...I LIKE TO SNIFF FEMALE BUTT HOLE DURING LOVE MAKING..AND THEN TELL HER TO CALL ME GRANDPAPA
Who is this guy? TeHN, we need to raise money to send him to Yaba left.
Re: Say One Weird Thing About Yourself by Nobody: 4:02pm On Nov 10, 2012
abiL: •I suck my tongue.. Can't go to sleep without doing it. It's a comfort thing for me.

•I like eating stock cubes... And chalks.

•I sleep with my head buried in the duvet.

•I don't drink water. Don't like the taste of it. Been living off fizzy drinks for years now.

•I like pain.

•I like things to be in order.

•I'm obsessed with buying high heels. Can't even count how many pairs I've got.

•I like my shoes to be arranged properly, side by side.

•I have no patience for nobody!

•I sleep nakèd.

•I like eating raw okro and locust beans.. Whenever available.

•I have to shower twice a day. Have to.

•I hate wearing bras. I've taken my bra off on the motorway before whilst driving.

•I shave or wax my private part hairs whilst lying down on a towel on the floor.

•I don't sit on toilets. I hover on it, or put tissue on it before doing my business.

•Up till the age of 15, I used to shît in a potty.. Until my mum threw my lovely potty away.


@OP: I've written more than one weird thing because... I don't like following rules cool




Lol, total W-E-I-R-D-O grin.

One of my exes always slept naked - always, even when am fully clothed *smh*.
Re: Say One Weird Thing About Yourself by Nobody: 4:02pm On Nov 10, 2012
abiL:


Oops! Too late smiley

you sleep naked, pls tell me more shocked
Re: Say One Weird Thing About Yourself by manny4life(m): 4:02pm On Nov 10, 2012
ItsModella:
Who is this guy? TeHN, we need to raise money to send him to Yaba left.

Co-signed
Re: Say One Weird Thing About Yourself by Nobody: 4:03pm On Nov 10, 2012
abiL, so much for being Omo Jesu shocked shocked shocked shocked
Re: Say One Weird Thing About Yourself by Nobody: 4:03pm On Nov 10, 2012
manny4life:

Who doesn't grin grin grin
eerrm....I don't!

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Re: Say One Weird Thing About Yourself by miketonic(m): 4:03pm On Nov 10, 2012
manny4life:

Co-signed

SECONDED
Re: Say One Weird Thing About Yourself by odehaj: 4:04pm On Nov 10, 2012
She cheated I caught her thru her SMS, she agreed &i asked her to described the seen to me and she did &i forgave her!
Re: Say One Weird Thing About Yourself by Nobody: 4:05pm On Nov 10, 2012
abiL: I hate bras too but unlike you, I can keep it on till I get home. LoL! grin grin
Re: Say One Weird Thing About Yourself by manny4life(m): 4:05pm On Nov 10, 2012
Shollypopz:
eerrm....I don't!

You should try it sometime, it's a good feeling u know... Just don't inhale too much of the farted air... grin grin grin grin
Re: Say One Weird Thing About Yourself by blood1(f): 4:05pm On Nov 10, 2012
miketonic: SOMETIMES...I LIKE TO SNIFF FEMALE BUTT HOLE DURING LOVE MAKING..AND THEN TELL HER TO CALL ME GRANDPAPA
U'r cracking me up man! Hahahahahahahahaaaaa..... U need a TB Joshua session.... ROTFLMAO!!!!!
Re: Say One Weird Thing About Yourself by ghettodreamz(m): 4:06pm On Nov 10, 2012
joeydozzy:

you sleep naked, pls tell me more shocked

Sleeping nakedd for females no be new thing, most girls do.
Re: Say One Weird Thing About Yourself by Nobody: 4:06pm On Nov 10, 2012
mashnino: I could spend the whole day gisting with myself..i always feel contented when i do so..i just spit out anything that comes to my mind
were alasho
Re: Say One Weird Thing About Yourself by abiL(f): 4:06pm On Nov 10, 2012
ItsModella: abiL, so much for being Omo Jesu shocked shocked shocked shocked


I am omo Jesu for life lipsrsealed lipsrsealed lipsrsealed
Re: Say One Weird Thing About Yourself by Nobody: 4:06pm On Nov 10, 2012
Shollypopz: abiL: I hate bras too but unlike you, I can keep it on till I get home. LoL! grin grin
Same here.
Re: Say One Weird Thing About Yourself by Prodigee: 4:06pm On Nov 10, 2012
I like food a little burnt

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Re: Say One Weird Thing About Yourself by Nobody: 4:06pm On Nov 10, 2012
Czar-Chris:
Rats scare me sh.it.less, snakes too but rats? Still don't know why God created those. A neighbours' rotweiler once attacked me, i went into calculation mode immediately and almost kicked the head in(though luckily, I was wearing a steel-toe safety boot). But years back, I once saw rat in my house, I climbed on top the dinning table and I was there till my kid sister killed it. Very embarrassing, still not heard the last of it from my sis till this day. SMH

Cockroaches terrify the living-daylights out of me. I find them so irritating and repungent.

I'd choose fighting a lion, bare-fisted to a roach nearing my body * embarrassed* embarassed grin
Re: Say One Weird Thing About Yourself by abiL(f): 4:07pm On Nov 10, 2012
Shollypopz: abiL: I hate bras too but unlike you, I can keep it on till I get home. LoL! grin grin


That bra shït is annoying. It always feels like I'm suffocating my bôobs.
Re: Say One Weird Thing About Yourself by ghettodreamz(m): 4:07pm On Nov 10, 2012
odehaj: She cheated I caught her thru her SMS, she agreed &i asked her to described the seen to me and she did &i forgave her!

Were ko ni le ...... grin grin grin
Re: Say One Weird Thing About Yourself by Nobody: 4:07pm On Nov 10, 2012
manny4life:

You should try it sometime, it's a good feeling u know... Just don't inhale too much of the farted air... grin grin grin grin
Sholly, this right here is solid advice.
Re: Say One Weird Thing About Yourself by Nuelaville: 4:07pm On Nov 10, 2012
Mynd_44: I can spend the whole day without speaking to anyone
WTF!!ya maut go smell die!!
Re: Say One Weird Thing About Yourself by Nobody: 4:08pm On Nov 10, 2012
ItsModella:
Sholly, this right here is solid advice.
GTFOH u two!! Y'all are disgusting, eeww!
Re: Say One Weird Thing About Yourself by Nobody: 4:09pm On Nov 10, 2012
ghettodreamz:

Sleeping nakedd for females no be new thing, most girls do.

then I have been mixing with the wrong lots
Re: Say One Weird Thing About Yourself by Nobody: 4:09pm On Nov 10, 2012
abiL:


That bra shït is annoying. It always feels like I'm suffocating my bôobs.
+100...fortunately for me, mine are small so I can get away without wearing one...but I still prefer to be on the safe side.
Re: Say One Weird Thing About Yourself by prettiest1(f): 4:09pm On Nov 10, 2012
Ify Angela:
lol lyk sum1 falling off a bike or sum1's clothes cuming off. Yucks lyk dat

U're not alone on this.
Re: Say One Weird Thing About Yourself by miketonic(m): 4:10pm On Nov 10, 2012
SOMETIMES...I LIKE TO PROMISE VIRGIN FEMALE THAT AM GOING TO MARRY THEN...BUT AFTER I DE-VIRGIN THEM, I WILL THEN RUN AWAY BECAUSE THEY ARE NOW AN ASHAWOO

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Re: Say One Weird Thing About Yourself by ghettodreamz(m): 4:10pm On Nov 10, 2012
ItsModella:
+100...fortunately for me, mine are small so I can get away without wearing one...but I still prefer to be on the safe side.

Hmmmmmmmmm grin grin grin grin
Re: Say One Weird Thing About Yourself by Paulaok4(f): 4:10pm On Nov 10, 2012
Am a crazy loner, a little OCD,
Re: Say One Weird Thing About Yourself by abiL(f): 4:11pm On Nov 10, 2012
•I suck my tongue.. Can't go to sleep without doing it. It's a comfort thing for me.

•I like eating stock cubes... And chalks.

•I sleep with my head buried in the duvet.

•I don't drink water. Don't like the taste of it. Been living off fizzy drinks for years now.

•I like pain.

•I like things to be in order.

•I'm obsessed with buying high heels. Can't even count how many pairs I've got.

•I like my shoes to be arranged properly, side by side.

•I have no patience for nobody!

•I sleep nakèd.

•I like eating raw okro and locust beans.. Whenever available.

•I have to shower twice a day. Have to.

•I hate wearing bras. I've taken my bra off on the motorway before whilst driving.

•I shave or wax my private part hairs whilst lying down on a towel on the floor.

•I don't sit on toilets. I hover on it, or put tissue on it before doing my business.

•Up till the age of 15, I used to shît in a potty.. Until my mum threw my lovely potty away.

•I can't share my cutlery with anyone.

•I smell my poo before flushing. I also like to fart when I'm all covered up in bed so I can enjoy the smell of my fart. Beans is my favourite.

•I make stories up in my head before going to sleep.

•I buy loads of different perfumes. Just to have a collection of everything.

•I put sugar in my vodka before downing it. I've been hospitalised before due to excessive consumption of sugar and alcohol. Sorry mum.

•I like watching pôrn shocked

•I hate the goat sound when people chew their good loudly.

•I don't poo as often as other people. Thrice a week the most.


@OP: I've written more than one weird thing because... I don't like following rules

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