Mods move to front page abegggg. I dey enjoy these stories. Wanna see more

How many years the tenant gf collect from you?

Octopusbottle:
Mine happened on two different occasions, The first one na our tenant gf then catch me,this girl was in uni then,she was dating our tenant a working class okay boi,so that awkward day her bf had gone to work, so she had her friend come by a lady,then I just bought Bleep pirate movie,been the only one at home I decided to watch it in the sitting room..I was carried away that I started jerking off..unknown to me our neighbours gf and her friend had been calling me from my room window to help dem shut the main gate..na so dem waka come sitting room window...dere I was half naked on the sofa ,sweating ,jerking off..has she call my name fear grip me ,worse part was that the remote control was far from me...they caught me watching porn and jerking off at same tym..She just gently ask me to help her close the main gate...she told her bf wen he returned back, bcus I could read his attitude toward me the next day...
Second occasions was in church ,Thank God devil no shame me on this faithful day,I had downloaded some porn Saturday night to feast my eye,decide to watch those porn one by one ,didn't know wen I slept off with shutting off the video.The next morning I prepared for church,got to church for Sunday day school, na so the Sunday school teacher tell me say make I read one bible verse ,lo and behold has I put my finger print for phone na the porn I no finish yester night continues, u know that moment wen u go for an exam and u believe that u have done justice to the questions only to step outside of the exam hall and discover the question (1) u didn't answer carry 70mark...has the porn play in vlc mode na landscape the video open..wat safe me from shame was that the volume was mute,since I was playing the video from headphone the other nite.

E dey tire me. And na legit investment app I wan post

Haakeem:
I can feel ur pain bruh

O lagbara. Una go just dey ban person account

Peruvians

Lmao. Shape of you in the mud

Mood11:
I am equally disappointed in EdSheeran.
How can he reduce himself from singing sweet love songs like "Perfect ", "photograph" and even "we found love" to singing Peru

Like wtf is Peru and Para

You were saying?

Joysticks:
I pray that we should not wake up to find this thread on the front page.