Exkandayee:
Niqqqas don do alot of things oooh,I started watching porn at 14,was in a dormatory school dat time, after watching,we go go laundry go masturbate,omo no b today ooh,,,na for boarding school I spoil, government college owerri 2009 set,,,, gather here if you know that rugged school

A
The school is at okigwe road
I no go the school but una bad

Octopusbottle:
Mine happened on two different occasions, The first one na our tenant gf then catch me,this girl was in uni then,she was dating our tenant a working class okay boi,so that awkward day her bf had gone to work, so she had her friend come by a lady,then I just bought Bleep pirate movie,been the only one at home I decided to watch it in the sitting room..I was carried away that I started jerking off..unknown to me our neighbours gf and her friend had been calling me from my room window to help dem shut the main gate..na so dem waka come sitting room window...dere I was half naked on the sofa ,sweating ,jerking off..has she call my name fear grip me ,worse part was that the remote control was far from me...they caught me watching porn and jerking off at same tym..She just gently ask me to help her close the main gate...she told her bf wen he returned back, bcus I could read his attitude toward me the next day...
Second occasions was in church ,Thank God devil no shame me on this faithful day,I had downloaded some porn Saturday night to feast my eye,decide to watch those porn one by one ,didn't know wen I slept off with shutting off the video.The next morning I prepared for church,got to church for Sunday day school, na so the Sunday school teacher tell me say make I read one bible verse ,lo and behold has I put my finger print for phone na the porn I no finish yester night continues, u know that moment wen u go for an exam and u believe that u have done justice to the questions only to step outside of the exam hall and discover the question (1) u didn't answer carry 70mark...has the porn play in vlc mode na landscape the video open..wat safe me from shame was that the volume was mute,since I was playing the video from headphone the other nite.

omo guy

Porn is a scam and shouldn't be something important to discuss.

Jerryog:
Porn is a scam and shouldn't be something important to discuss.

His Holiness, pope Jerry of Nairaland


We've heard you

Let me share this. When I was in secondary school, there was one of my classmate who likes buying porn DVD's and watches it in the middle of the night when everybody is sleeping. So on the night nemesis decided to catch up with him, nepa took light while he was watching it and the next morning is dad was supposed to be on leave. So that was how nepa refused to bring the light until this my classmate went to school. While in school is praying that nepa doesn't restore the light till he gets home, his dad came along with the disk and two canes in his hand to school. The guy was called to the assembly and they gave him the beating of his life.

How many years the tenant gf collect from you?

Octopusbottle:
Mine happened on two different occasions, The first one na our tenant gf then catch me,this girl was in uni then,she was dating our tenant a working class okay boi,so that awkward day her bf had gone to work, so she had her friend come by a lady,then I just bought Bleep pirate movie,been the only one at home I decided to watch it in the sitting room..I was carried away that I started jerking off..unknown to me our neighbours gf and her friend had been calling me from my room window to help dem shut the main gate..na so dem waka come sitting room window...dere I was half naked on the sofa ,sweating ,jerking off..has she call my name fear grip me ,worse part was that the remote control was far from me...they caught me watching porn and jerking off at same tym..She just gently ask me to help her close the main gate...she told her bf wen he returned back, bcus I could read his attitude toward me the next day...
Second occasions was in church ,Thank God devil no shame me on this faithful day,I had downloaded some porn Saturday night to feast my eye,decide to watch those porn one by one ,didn't know wen I slept off with shutting off the video.The next morning I prepared for church,got to church for Sunday day school, na so the Sunday school teacher tell me say make I read one bible verse ,lo and behold has I put my finger print for phone na the porn I no finish yester night continues, u know that moment wen u go for an exam and u believe that u have done justice to the questions only to step outside of the exam hall and discover the question (1) u didn't answer carry 70mark...has the porn play in vlc mode na landscape the video open..wat safe me from shame was that the volume was mute,since I was playing the video from headphone the other nite.

Mods move to front page abegggg. I dey enjoy these stories. Wanna see more

tuzle:
Let me share this. When I was in secondary school, there was one of my classmate who likes buying porn DVD's and watches it in the middle of the night when everybody is sleeping. So on the night nemesis decided to catch up with him, nepa took light while he was watching it and the next morning is dad was supposed to be on leave. So that was how nepa refused to bring the light until this my classmate went to school. While in school is praying that nepa doesn't restore the light till he gets home, his dad came along with the disk and two canes in his hand to school. The guy was called to the assembly and they gave him the beating of his life.

Almost same thing happened in my school around 2002 then I was in ss2 the difference is that the ss3 student carried the vcd player to school in his school bag to eject the CD. Unfortunately for him his bag was searched by our principal due to suspicious loitering he was caught with the vcd player the type that has speaker on the body when the man plugged the device he heard the sound and confirmed it was mojo.
Them table the guy matter for assembly ground with 24 strokes.

mine was one pirate film that I bought and took it home for me and my family to watch,the name was "pirates,stagnetti's revenge",my mom,dad,brothers and sister all sat down to watch and lo and behold,we were watching raw porn,I still cringe whenever I remember the looks on their faces,especially my mom,immediately after I removed it she brought out our daily bible study guide book saying that we needed to flush out whatever we just saw from our system.

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CHAVINCI:
mine was one pirate film that I bought and took it home for me and my family to watch,the name was "pirates,stagnetti's revenge",my mom,dad,brothers and sister all sat down to watch and lo and behold,we were watching raw porn,I still cringe whenever I remember the looks on their faces,especially my mom,immediately after I removed it she brought out our daily bible study guide book saying that we needed to flush out whatever we just saw from our system.

She did the right thing

ADAMUdaCOWBOY:

What I did in that situation was to switch the AV cable at the back of the TV, fixing the audio where video should be and vice versa. Sometimes, I unscrew the DVD and remove my cd

Baddest

CHAVINCI:
mine was one pirate film that I bought and took it home for me and my family to watch,the name was "pirates,stagnetti's revenge",my mom,dad,brothers and sister all sat down to watch and lo and behold,we were watching raw porn,I still cringe whenever I remember the looks on their faces,especially my mom,immediately after I removed it she brought out our daily bible study guide book saying that we needed to flush out whatever we just saw from our system.

Bro laugh won kill me ajeh

Mine was dat awefull but it still messedup sha
I was using a small adriod fone dat time.....and simetimes my dad use to collect my fone to pass time.....on these very day naso my popsi collect my fone ooo say make i unlock am....as i use fingerprint unlock and wey i gave am.....naso e enter gallary de check photo...as e scroll done....naso e see sister mary ontop bro jhon for better......e den ask me wat ave been doing with dess i told him it is advert dat it mistaking download on my fone for one website wey i de download film
Naso my popsi take de check my fone unexpectedly since then

Exkandayee:
Niqqqas don do alot of things oooh,I started watching porn at 14,was in a dormatory school dat time, after watching,we go go laundry go masturbate,omo no b today ooh,,,na for boarding school I spoil, government college owerri 2009 set,,,, gather here if you know that rugged school

u masturbate at 14 years?Omoo

Benki003:
Following haven't been caught am a smooth criminal

Repent bro

tuzle:
Let me share this. When I was in secondary school, there was one of my classmate who likes buying porn DVD's and watches it in the middle of the night when everybody is sleeping. So on the night nemesis decided to catch up with him, nepa took light while he was watching it and the next morning is dad was supposed to be on leave. So that was how nepa refused to bring the light until this my classmate went to school. While in school is praying that nepa doesn't restore the light till he gets home, his dad came along with the disk and two canes in his hand to school. The guy was called to the assembly and they gave him the beating of his life.

Lolss,

Carried the BlueFilms to school? 😀

Candidlady:



What

Hate reading things like this when iam high!!! Na me dey see things or na wetin you actually write

Me too i deh high maybe na we the see things....

OMO my guy brought his Nokia phone one old model like that Sha, phone was highly prohibited then in our sec school so during break 3 of us gathered and stared watching it in class while the volume was muted. Unknowingly to us one senior was behind the window peeping and saw what we were watching then she reported to our proprietor.
Some days later he was given a resounding slap in class during test and suspended while me and the third guy was taken to his office and flogged 24 strokes of cane on the ass, but I wore double jeans that day 😂