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Sir pls is this gas cooker still available ?

First bros na greet I greet u o, for why I greet u na say ehn ur own love dem nor born am with eyes so no room for am to blind. Sister nor regard u at all na im make quarrel dey end am if u ask her. U are simply d one in love and she isn't, only keeping u for what she's getting from u. YOU ARE JUST HER HANDY MAN. Wake up my bros and stop sleeping on ur 35 years old bicycle. (In DAGRIN's voice "35 years old o shin hustle fun wife"

Lone Survivor

see the guy looking very timid like person wey dem give list for traditional wedding ...

fiizznation: I dnt think olamide luks like a humble person• Mehn d way dat guy sings doesn't depict of someone that is humble.. He over rant in mst of his songs.. " Me pu**y eater Me badoo me baddest me blah blah blah" stuffs dat he always spew in his music doesn't come frm a humble person• My own opinion though

Olamide is just very arrogant....I second you !

Strike: FG Bows to Pressure, Meet ASUU's Condition


http://www.dailytimes.com.ng/article/strike-fg-bows-pressure-meet-asuus-condition

vislabraye: I can't help but laugh. Some ushers should just be called bouncers.
There is this church I attend with a lot of female ushers. I don't think there's a male there. They are usually very polite to me. There's this pretty one that always lock eyes with me and she waves. She now my friend.

Baba abeg where this your church dey oh I for like wan attend sunday service biko...

yuzedo: Op, bro, who even gaved u visa sef! U can lie?! U tink is gana u wanna go abi? USA can't gave u visa easily, truss me bro, better hide inside erroplain luggage! Cheers! [

GBAGAUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

raqueal: The first thing girls do in the cinema is to take pictures and they don't stop until one or two minutes after the movie begins.
Why do they chew popcorn that way? Why do they rustle the paper bag and dig into it like some treasure is buried deep within? They talk and giggle uncontrollably,even the china phone owners don't respect themselves.

I have Selective Sound Sensitivity Syndrome and it's very difficult to stay in such place without losing it, I have to keep telling myself to stay calm and breathe..

Your "Selective Sound Sensitivity Syndrome" got me laffing.....

salolo: This is spirit of Anger at work in the life of Dotun, He need to pray to God for Help. Hanger can kill destiny or turn someone star to ridicule. what happen to him now, will bring another structure to his life if he refuse to submit himself to God for help.

Like seriously...Do you need to retake WAEC??....

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Come 24th December 2010, fun seekers in Lagos and its environs will be treated to a different kind of partying experience at Oniru private Beach with top notch Nigerian performers like 2face, Terry G, MI Kass, Ice Prince AY, Kaffy and Jesse Jags .

The event, tagged “The Xmas Jam Oniru Beach” is a production of ‘The Prince Is Here Entertainment’, HDS Estate and Chiad Productions.

Speaking on what awaits party lovers at the beach, the three production companies in a press release said:

“It is going to be a day like never seen before in Lagos. First, we are bringing a good party experience to the beach, thereby creating a family atmosphere for families to party and bond. Corporate organizations and Government ministries have the opportunity of giving their staff a quality time out.

The show has table tickets, VIP tickets and regular tickets to help embrace fun seekers at different levels.”

On the quality of performers for the day, the organizers had this to say “2face of course needs no introduction because he remains Nigeria’s and Africa’s finest and a party experience at the beach with him is an experience no one wants to miss.

Terry G on the other hand has a free spirit that suits the beach atmosphere quite well. eLDee is Lagos’ official big boy and a good performer, Ice Prince and Kass are the in thing with their songs ‘Oleku’ and ‘Fimile’. With other top acts like Jesse, MI, Kaffy and AY we are rest assured a new Lagos party is born come December 24th 2010”

Security and traffic are issues the organizers say have been handled properly, since the event is aimed at becoming an annual event “The entire dream is to create a world class tourist attraction at Oniru beach to help boast the Lagos state governments drive towards tourism, with that in mind we have ensured security and free flow of traffic are adequately provided for” the statement concludes

Time:        Friday, December 24 · 1:00pm - 11:00pm

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Location: ONIRU PRIVATE BEACH,
              Ligali Ayorinde street
              Victoria Island.
              Lagos, Nigeria

Okija_juju:
Who said the OP is lying?

Go to Oyedepos church and see how they obtain them on a regular. People even write check now for offering. I have heard of several churches that collect monies from their victims congregation for pastors birthday present.

These men are rogues, period.

Even Jesus sef no hustle the multitude wey gather come watch am.

ROTFLMAOAPIMP

U guys r so so funny o,
poster,am sorry u were duped but shit happens get over it!

mr oosie i fink ur name berra b wussie cos my dog pinky gat more rhymes dan ur lame lines,

This ur oyinbo is too much o!!!!

am in o, howd o we preview them o??/

stories dat touch, LWKMD, super story, lol

Okija_juju:
WTF!!

I cant believe you just said that. I forgive cos its apparent you know not what you are saying. Go and sin no more


Dude!! A church like deeper life!! I swear that when you hear the rules and regulations on campus, you would prefer spending 4 years behind bars than in a place like that.


I learnt that like Convenant University (CU),
The use of cellular phones, i-pods, laptops, t.v, portable DVD players, satellite receivers e.t.c on campus would be forbidden to all students,
the use of campus police, student spies and CCTV would be used to monitor the students and maintain law and order on campus,
cross-gender relationship is strictly prohibited,
there would be no form of student unionism noe government on campus,
the female students are to register the probable dates of their cycle to help fight pregnancy on campus,
Students hostels are liable to be searched at any given time,
Compulsory morning prayers at the school hall by 5:00am every day except saturdays
Evangelism as a course is mandatory for all students of all levels/discipline.
No form of pornography is allowed on campus,
Any student found to be possesed with the devil will be expelled,
All genres of music excluding gospel & those with a gospel theme are banned on campus.
Students are not allowed to own vvehicles on campus,
Female students are not allowed to wear the following hair-do's wigs, attachment, bob-marley, jerrry-curls, weave-ons, extensions, colored hair e.t.c. Two hair styles will be approved by the school which are thread, normal braids and cut hair (with no style).
Sexual intercourse is a sin hence carries the capital punishment.
Unauthorised/unsupervised use of the internet is not allowd on campus.


Tufiakwa.

Language like this was never permitted by daddy Kumuyi or late mummy Kumuyi!! I hope you realised the we are both headed to hell, and I will beat the shit out of your fou mouth when I see you there. Idiot.

Bros u made me laugh till i had cough!, abeg dont beat him till he faints o!!!!!!!, u r just one funny guy , @okija, ur name funny sha o!

bawomolo:
is this a school or a detention camp?

Me sef dey think am o@bawo

Modenine's DOWN ft Terry tha rapman ,Blaise ,kraft

ccchris:
@ccolins its true i checked mine if you know any body at the school auditorium he will check it 4 u for just a token its no longer a news on campus

o boy wats ur admission status na?, i remember u were so eager to see ur results?, hope u were admitted o?

http://www.unicaledu.com/pumeresults.aspx





unical post ume result is and second choice exams date are out!!!!!!!!check d above site to confirm,

The university of calabar has released its post ume results n second choice exam dates, check here for confirmation,
http://www.unicaledu.com/pumeresults.aspx

omo mr ccchris, start wit d 1st admission o, cos if u loose dis opportunity,u'll forever hate urself, i also have 2 choices of schools which are unical n uniben buf am still waiting for their results den i'll decide , but for you,"make hay while d sun shines o my guy!"
i don try !

guys dis information concerning the first week of nov release of results is interesting o!, am just waitn for my admision letter so dat the promise of a new ride can come to life!!, lolz,

last week i heard it wz dis week d results wud b out now on here am seeing dat it wud next monday, /, na wa o,make dem free us na, lets know where we stand abeg oda schools have come out wit either results or 1st list, Uniben efizzy too much sef!!!!!!

I hail everyone in here @Orikenny, Honsule and all others abeg make una help me with the etibaba stuff abeg na my mail be this mikkyspicy2000@ayahoo.com

mikkyspicy2000@yahoo.com

Semid4lyfe@yahoo.com, abeg d cheat sef o!!!