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Re: 5 Annoying Things Nigerians Do In Cinemas by BashToks: 10:51pm On Mar 27, 2013
proudlysports: I remember my visit to the cinema at Sabo (can't even remember the name now). During the movie, you would hear some shout in yoruba "Waaaseeerrreeee!!!". I didn't know whether to laugh or cry. Quite sad.

The management of cinemas should help with this. I think its the Nigerian mentality of once you've paid for something, you can do whatever you like irrespective of how the next person feels (forgetting that he/she has also paid the same amount).

LMAO!!! Wasereeee!!
Kai, Naija!
Re: 5 Annoying Things Nigerians Do In Cinemas by linearity: 12:51am On Mar 28, 2013
clue:
Na d silent one dey carry weight! Bsides no b only cinema o!
Anywhere more than 2 people are gathered...bus o, church o, mosque o, class o... Na so them dey do am.
The thing wey dey tire me b say, "how d person dey take know say na silent one wan comot?"
What if na d loud one?

You know say u fit throttle your mess? As the mess wan come, if you for public, you throttle am then start to release am small small in silent mode.

The only time it will be loud is if you release without throttling or if it is unexpected.

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Re: 5 Annoying Things Nigerians Do In Cinemas by Dyt(f): 5:32am On Mar 28, 2013
BashToks:

NIGERIANS AND THEIR FOOLISH MENTALITY.
It's a public place.. Idiots like you are the kind that say "Go and read in your house if you complain of them making noise in the library".
Decorum has no meaning to them.
Barbarians!

Like seriously do fooools like u find it hard to understand wat I wrote
I wonder ow u made thru secondary school
Re: 5 Annoying Things Nigerians Do In Cinemas by LeSulk(m): 7:01am On Mar 28, 2013
U dey complain ordinary cinema,come viewing center u go complain tire
Re: 5 Annoying Things Nigerians Do In Cinemas by iamlukky(m): 7:32am On Mar 28, 2013
Almost every cinama goer dose 1 or 2 annoyin stuff. It is a public place u shud xpect people to bhave dat way... If nah comfortability u want, u for kuku sidown for your house wait for the movie make e dey dvd before u watch am... Una go jes dey complain lyk say una no dey annoy people too.. SHU

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Re: 5 Annoying Things Nigerians Do In Cinemas by tantita(m): 9:38am On Mar 28, 2013
My broda most naija who do movies are nt reali movies or cinema lovers in d first place thy jst simply go thr 2 add to thr cv of places thy've been to ..so if u feel like trashing dem list of 5 annoying things jst won't cut it...wht u nid to do is cl dt publisher frnds of urs n start writing a book.
Re: 5 Annoying Things Nigerians Do In Cinemas by BashToks: 9:42am On Mar 28, 2013
Dyt:

Like seriously do fooools like u find it hard to understand wat I wrote
I wonder ow u made thru secondary school

And whats stoppin you from giving us the clue to decoding your 'source code'.
Go home and play with your barbie, you have noting to say!
Re: 5 Annoying Things Nigerians Do In Cinemas by mikkiano(m): 10:48am On Mar 28, 2013
raqueal: The first thing girls do in the cinema is to take pictures and they don't stop until one or two minutes after the movie begins.
Why do they chew popcorn that way? Why do they rustle the paper bag and dig into it like some treasure is buried deep within? They talk and giggle uncontrollably,even the china phone owners don't respect themselves.

I have Selective Sound Sensitivity Syndrome and it's very difficult to stay in such place without losing it, I have to keep telling myself to stay calm and breathe..

Your "Selective Sound Sensitivity Syndrome" got me laffing..... grin smiley
Re: 5 Annoying Things Nigerians Do In Cinemas by Dyt(f): 11:02am On Mar 28, 2013
BashToks:

And whats stoppin you from giving us the clue to decoding your 'source code'.
Go home and play with your barbie, you have noting to say!

Ode
Re: 5 Annoying Things Nigerians Do In Cinemas by Acidosis(m): 11:17am On Mar 28, 2013
Dyt:

Ode
na who dey disturb u for there?
Re: 5 Annoying Things Nigerians Do In Cinemas by adexsimply(m): 11:21am On Mar 28, 2013
Urine:

God bless you!
Abi now...
Re: 5 Annoying Things Nigerians Do In Cinemas by gluv01(f): 11:32am On Mar 28, 2013
linearity:

You know say u fit throttle your mess? As the mess wan come, if you for public, you throttle am then start to release am small small in silent mode.

The only time it will be loud is if you release without throttling or if it is unexpected.

This guy you are crazy. shey you do the same thing that's why? grin grin
Re: 5 Annoying Things Nigerians Do In Cinemas by lifestyle1(m): 3:48pm On Mar 28, 2013
I have never been to the cinema in 26 years.... grin

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Re: 5 Annoying Things Nigerians Do In Cinemas by Nobody: 4:42pm On Mar 28, 2013
Me neither. People think I'm weird embarassed embarassed.

life_style: I have never been to the cinema in 26 years.... grin
Re: 5 Annoying Things Nigerians Do In Cinemas by gluv01(f): 5:08pm On Mar 28, 2013
Cori_corde: Me neither. People think I'm weird embarassed embarassed.


maybe you are grin
#just kidding#. It's not everybody's thinng, mos times it's just a time out to relax with friends...Get together and watch a great movie
Re: 5 Annoying Things Nigerians Do In Cinemas by olabiz2010: 5:15pm On Mar 28, 2013
proudlysports: I remember my visit to the cinema at Sabo (can't even remember the name now). During the movie, you would hear some shout in yoruba "Waaaseeerrreeee!!!". I didn't know whether to laugh or cry. Quite sad.

The management of cinemas should help with this. I think its the Nigerian mentality of once you've paid for something, you can do whatever you like irrespective of how the next person feels (forgetting that he/she has also paid the same amount).

grin gringrin gringrin gringrin gringrin gringrin grin LWKMD
Re: 5 Annoying Things Nigerians Do In Cinemas by olabiz2010: 5:16pm On Mar 28, 2013
xynerise: Sipping a bottle of coke till it gets to the bottom point while it produces annoying noise. undecided
Laughing like Hyenas. grin.

grin gringrin gringrin gringrin grin
Re: 5 Annoying Things Nigerians Do In Cinemas by Jayboy124: 5:21pm On Mar 28, 2013
I noticed people don't laugh at 'dialogue' jokes enough. Doesn't annoy me but sometimes I wish I wasn't the only one laughing. And then other times I wish I was laughing with everyone else.
Re: 5 Annoying Things Nigerians Do In Cinemas by omonnakoda: 9:16pm On Mar 28, 2013
Abeg leave those Kolonial tinz must we be like Oyinbo.
Everybody dey vex somebody sowewhere with one tin or the other

Go see as German and English dey fight for Portugal on top swimming pool Bed

5 annoying things Abokis do in Lagos
a... what's up with that Blue Kettle
b... and men bending down to urinate
c... and saying "Founds,Dollars?
d... and pouring tea up and down
e.... and eating kola all day long

5 annoying things Germans do in Cinemas
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5 annoying things Italians do on the motoway
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5 annoying things Chinese do on the Streets
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5 annoying things Russians do at football stadiums
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5 annoying things Japanese do in London
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5 annoying things about Gbawe
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Abeg free Nigerians and stop hating.
Of course you can't do that if you hate yourself!
Make we hear word abeg!
Re: 5 Annoying Things Nigerians Do In Cinemas by lifestyle1(m): 9:34am On Mar 29, 2013
Cori_corde: Me neither. People think I'm weird embarassed embarassed.


Lol...

Can we go see a movie together in the cinema ?
Re: 5 Annoying Things Nigerians Do In Cinemas by Jollof(m): 9:43am On Mar 29, 2013
@Omonnakoda

No hating going on in here...just heated observations. If one thing has been established it's that there are a good number of cinema goers who want a better experience. Let's all be considerate in public places. If you know what the Germans et al are doing then good for you. Whether you like it or not, everybody who read this post will be more aware of these annoying things when next they go to the cinema. Maybe people will start behaving themselves a bit better...I hope.
Re: 5 Annoying Things Nigerians Do In Cinemas by Nobody: 9:47am On Mar 29, 2013
life_style: Lol...

Can we go see a movie together in the cinema ?
Re: 5 Annoying Things Nigerians Do In Cinemas by kokoA(m): 11:19am On Mar 29, 2013
But why person go mess inside cinema? This is a very bad habit.. Girls are most guilty of this disgusting act. grin

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Re: 5 Annoying Things Nigerians Do In Cinemas by Paulaok4(f): 4:06pm On Apr 09, 2013
Hugoboi:

Is there even anything like the bolded?
Try google, which is what I did. :-)
Re: 5 Annoying Things Nigerians Do In Cinemas by ebirimonyinye(f): 8:17am On Jul 08, 2013
cigar icon: Clapping for the protagonist when he does sumtin super human. My God! Thats what he was instructed to act mehn

asking silly questions like "did you see that"? "Did they just shoot him"? Madam, i'm watching the movie just as you are


Criously I think this is like the worse among all.+ wen askin those foolish questions, the shout nd distract themselves nd u too frm gettin the nxt part
Re: 5 Annoying Things Nigerians Do In Cinemas by tivep: 1:01pm On Oct 06, 2014

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