₦airaland Forum

ibotic:
Stupid ...perverted...ill mannered....arrogant....western leaders....
On top of all the things wey we dey face for Nigeria
Poor health infrastructure....power cuts....herdsmen....insecurity....collapsing educational sector...
Oyinbos best suggestion at this point is that....
We should let men sleep with other men and women with other women

population control

with the right strategy ,yeah
but nit with this trial and error approach

Kylekent59:
Not even that sef,after you might have paid all these bills then in two months time your wife will start misbehaving, replying back at you,abusing you. It's just complicated.

and u de look her de misbehave?

akinszz:
read before you comment

i always read bfor commenting
you sshud not comment period

which wan be corporate olosho again
suit and tie ish/

GeeString:
I won't go into any long sermon on this I'll just speak from personal experience.

No Nigerian woman is worth the trouble ahead. Infidelity is a serious Nigerian girl issue and it won't leave after marriage rather it will only get worse since her lifelong ambition has been fulfilled and she is now at peace.

Nigerian girls are materialistic and selfish. They do not truly understand the term "love".

Every Nigerian girl 25 & above has engaged in prostitution of some sort be it openly or 'coded'. There are corporate oloshos now sef. By prostitution I mean sleeping with a man for financial gain.

They are just not worth it.

I seriously doubt if I'll ever get married to a Nigerian girl. I'll have two kids from 2 different women & that's it.




Quote me & bash me but kindly produce counter-points or disprove my points while you do so. Oh & lest I forget I have no sisters & my mom is late too.

Goodnight.

na dem wan worry diasef

WebSurfer:
The troubles of women and getting married These days is terrible

islandmoon:
I doubt, check your brain, seem you have pap there instead!

like your father abi

selflessmaya:
lmao OP men and women are equal. live with it! every gender has their strengths and weaknesses but a woman is no less than a man.
person above ^ girls too show signs of dominance and roughness as children too but society trains them to do different and lets the boys run wild. sexism is dying off whether y'all like it or not. lol

cud i ask u ,what u do for a living?

Omololu2121:
leave those ones saying rubbish,once they travel to the two country they will understand you better.

#owonikoko#

may you be duped of your kokolowo

selflessmaya:
i actually understand what the dude is trying to say, most nigerians in diaspora only "claim rich" cos they earn in foreign currency, so, in nigeria, they are rich but where they earn & stay, they're below or exactly middle class. this is cos most diaspora countries do not encourage entrepreneurship in nigerians, the prevailing class are the civil servants who work for a salary, they make their salary, get by and send money home to maybe try and build house in their hometown or for commercial rent somewhere.
malaysia, china, dubai etc(asian & middle eastern countries) are the regions where many nigerians go to and can start up their own thing and become tycoons if that makes sense. they can actually live lavish home & abroad. import export headquaters for everything coming into nigeria is mostly asia(human hair, clothes, electronics) niqqas who hammer can hammer better in asia.
in terms of development and oyiboness, australia is ahead of malaysia but in terms of self-driven success by regions, nigerians in malaysia china japan qatar & dubai have more bread-making opportunities and are mostly richer, take it or leave it. whether what they're doing there is pure or not is irrelevant to this discussion, the fact is that europe & australia are not places for hustlers, just those who want the obodo oyibo experience, want to leave naija and want to earn in euros or pounds.
canada & the US are the "safe" countries, in the sense that hustlers can thrive there and civil workers are there in numbers. making it there is easier than say UK or australia or new zealand, u can almost only excel as a civil servant in these 3 places & the pay is not as crazy as nigerians think plus they still pay bills in oyibo currency, so, they're making it and they're giving it mostly back.



@OP pls respect yourself, this thread is an embarrassment, stop embarrassing yourself, the quest hotel u posted for a so-called "first class" experience is quest apartment hotel in south wales australia with going rate of $120 per night which is N40k in naira and that is nothing compared to the cost of hotels in high end ABJ or LAG and niqqas drop money there day in day out and they dont feel it sef. now, for a person earning in Aus$ . .. $120 should be nothing if you're making big bucks!!!
and nigerians are so easy to fool, take pics of a tiny hotel bed that looks 3 star at most and photos of yankee streets and they'll believe anything.
as for babes, ppl who have lived in oyibo land will verify that to take photo with white girls is easier than ABC, just go to a club on friday and buy them drinks and about 6 chicks will rally around u, peck u, flash b00obs and take 1 million pics of fun times but it ends there, they're not going anywhere with u and many ppl know this, except if u go to tacky areas, then you're broke and the ugly fatties will follow u home. u want to show u're this crooner playboy u claim u are, the only proof is to floss your toys, but you're posting pics u took at the fvcking subway, taking pics of hotel rooms when u could have flossed your high-rise apartment. if u are living the legal hushpuppi life, it would show, only ppl who are poor and resident in nigeria and not very well off to travel will fall for this mess.
you're not accustomed to the good life OP and it shows, this is new to u and it went straight to your head and it isnt even all that, calm down! yes, even if u are washing toilets in yankee, niqqas will still be on your case to see if you can help them get to that side and girls will still gas u up for the same reason, all na wash and it's inherent human selfishness, they're going after their own gain.
and no ffs OP, australia has always been a civilized place to stay but no one in UK or US wants to move to australia, it's a dead end, it's cut off from all the others and far AF, ppl in australia wish to get green card and migrate to where life is happening.
i think most nigerians who are not well-traveled do not understand how common & cheap basic things are outside nigeria, for example we know how cheap electricity, internet and other basic things are outside compared to naija, same with life in general, that is why an uber driver in germany can go to low class german restaurants and take pics and it will look like they're balling because low class in germany gets basic things and the restaurant will still look posh-ish compared to what counts as a low class restaurant in naija.
i'm making this long post because i know desperation is ugly, i dont want some unfortunate boys & girls to go embarass themselves or put up with humiliation cos they think u can give them a come up, real ballers OP show off a lot but refuse to be reached, they are used to ppl asking them and they are tired, yet here u are on nairaland asking to be messaged, trying to tease ppl with bare minimum to have your ego stroked wtf.
no one is saying you're not getting laid in aussie, i'm just saying that the average guy in 3rd yr in uniport who is fine boy-ish and has an ugly car is getting more pussy than u, so in terms of playboy-ness, u're not even there. on top of that, u dont have that insane yankee cash and it shows. acting like u never have anything good. for god's sake, AUSTRALIA IS BORING AF, i have been there many times and i couldnt wait to get the hell out, it has no social life, evrything is just meh, compared to MIAMI, LAS VEGAS, CALIFORNIA, NEW YORK, even annoying TORONTO and rainy boring LONDON is better than the most happening place in aussie and for u to brag about flexing in SYDNEY, my guy u really havent been around much.
this is a feel good thread u made cos of whatever u're going thru at the moment to remind yourself that no matter what you're better off cos you're in obodo oyibo. stop it! it's embarrassing..
yes this is very long and i wrote it very long cos i can imagine the type of person this is, ppl who DM him will humiliate the hell out of themselves for his pleasure cos that's just what he wants to have his ass kissed for bare minimum. it's ok if someone wants to share his everyday life in yankee, i can understand that, some dude did his own for going to study in russia and it was like a journal or so, no one was expecting him to floss and post a ferrari, just a life diary, he even posted his snap, no one judged him. but this one is out here with an aggrandized title and nothing to show for it. a very sub-conscious pepper dem gang mentality going on in his lil mind and he has nothing to show for it, OP effizzy is easy to prove, show us pics of the trips u take, your rides, your crib, girls chilling with u in exotic locations with indisputable proof that you're the one, u dont even need to show face. for all we know u might be a hotel staff who makes beds. who does this niqqa think he's talking to? it's shocking how little some ppl think of nigerians, like a meal of french fries is supposed to impress?? fix it jesus!


i didnt even read all the pages before i commented cos OP was too cringe but now that i have gone thru it, we have some really sharp ppl on NL, HERE ARE SOME SMART PPL ON THIS THREAD WHO CAUGHT UP TO OP'S NONSENSE FAST AND CALLED HIM OUT IMMEDIATELY:

how did you make the previous mentions change font size and format

VeeVeeMyLuv:
the streets he posted are in Australian villages not the capital o,

But in naija you can only find such in FCT Abuja only!

WHY!!!

lazy citizens

BiafranDel:
exactly where this issue is coming from i think. i believe its the difference between those that are migrating to get a formal job with professional certificate and the normal "street" immigrant hustlers. please let me clear my posts. me going with malaysia is purely based on the environment in which normal street immigrant hustlers would make it easier which happens to be the side were majority of naija immigrants fall into. for those with professional certificate looking for a formal job, then countries like australia might be the best for them but streetwise bro i go 4 malaysia

define street hustling

1StopRudeness:
They will not address their national problem before running to issues outside....

right here in this country if u are lucky enough to get a job in the north as a Yoruba or igbo christian under the civil service...u are placed on a form of contract..u have no right to pension, the name u are working under is one of their own pple that has not graduated that will take ur pension and it's not a secret....their government is aware...

They can't allow u work for too long and become a director or something, they will place a trainee under u after graduation, once the trainee is capable after some years, ur job is done...

do you prefer to stay jobless

The only way to stay is be an fanatic three quarters trouser Muslim or marry their woman.....

Moreover we are teribble pple, we have no integrity in the international world...the UK prison have over 10% of their prisoners as nigerians

Me I no blame Kenya airways oooo....sometimes telling pple I'm Nigerian is shameful in some places..they are either scared of u or make fun of ur country's government

we have never
are not
will never be eqaul

Sarang:
We need equality in this country..


Don't quote me if you have the wrong idea of equality. We just need to respect everyone. Please check my signature

rusher14:
Black man truly has an inherent and inordinate need to steal and acquire.

no
we just celebrate and encourage thieves more thaan other races

adeadeyera:
You've insulted virtually everyone whose opinions differ to yours. Which leaves me to wonder if you truly need help or are just sampling opinions.

so because they are giving opinion they shud be rude abi

Mijolnir:
This mumu guy never jam gold digging bitches ...

Abeg where nwamaikpe dey?? Make him come finish this guy for me..

wen sophia momodu full ground

Kampack:
Firstworld city wannabe

name ur city

pauljumbo:
I love the rich they know how to settle themselves

they work for it

fatymore:
Build more bridges.. Expand the existing roads... laying more emphasis on the use of waterways and railways...

Making efficient use of traffic light.. Or using technology more...

Lastly taking lastma and all those Agberos away from road..but I doubt if government can take Agberos away cos they also have their own share out of the daily money..

bridge from whereb to where

Earthbound:
How do you solve traffic problems with in a state whose size is 3,577 km2 with about 25-30 million people?

do what serious cities did

Even the world's smartest minds will have a tough time with this.

smart minds have solved it
it is political minds that refuse

The only solution is for the government to develop other states to decongest Lagos for us. How? The solution is simple. Create a new law to rotate the nation's capital every 25 years and see magic happen.

lagos has not beeen fct for 30 years

I'd advocate for tube stations in the metropolis, along with WIDER road networks. Whoever planned this city had poor foresight.

you will actually go underground in nigerian built tube
brave but not smart

renewa29:
Nigerians have failed their nation too. Nigerian Pledge: I pledge to Nigeria my country, to be faithful, loyal and honest, to serve Nigeria with all my strength, to defend her unity,and uphold her honor and glory, so help me God.

@the bolded Police will catch you for wandering in your country, is that the F.G's fault ? They can cook up false charges against you and lock you up for trivial reasons, isn't the policeman a person first before his office ?
Police I.G disobeyed the President's directive, is that not insubordination ?
Attorney General's office almost paid a group of lawyers for doing nothing and the minister of Finance blocked this transaction, did she ask for any medal ?
Yes survival of the fittest, this should happen in a jungle with animals. Not in a country, with men and women.

men are animals

Paperwhite:
Then Nigeria is in need of the Fl.Lt.Jerry Rawlings' treatment.

ask ghana
same noni

SweetPuffPuff:
[color=deepskyblue]he 75. He should retire. All this having old politicians is ridiculous [/color]

why
how is it his fault that the youth are lazy

enlady:
This is a joke. Pdp seems comatose on the plateau. I foresee Lalong and APC coasting to victory with a landslide

so you actually beleive pdp can survive without loot and federal might

solutionist:
One thing I would do if I were in Ambode’s shoes is this.

I would build jetties around Lagos in order to take advantage of the Inland Waterways. The inland waterways mode of transport has a great potential to decongest the roads.

Building jetties and acquiring ferries does not cost anything close to how much other mass transit transport infrastructure cost.

Building jetties is far cheaper than building Light trains, Cable cars or even building roads.

If I were in Ambode’s position, I will collaborate with the National Inland Watersway of Nigeria to build several jetties at Marina, Ikorodu, Lekki, Epe, Apapa, Oworoshoki, Ajah, Badagry, etc.

I will then invite the private sector to participate by bringing in ferries. These ferries must conform to the maximum safety standards.

This system will also create thousands of jobs. And I will establish a state agency that will be saddled with the responsibility of monitoring and managing the traffic on the waterways.

If this can be achieved, millions of commuters will be taken off the roads. And Lagosians won’t be wasting valuable man-hours in traffic.

My 2 Kobo.

water doesnt reach ikeja

renewa29:
Nigerians have failed their nation too. Nigerian Pledge: I pledge to Nigeria my country, to be faithful, loyal and honest, to serve Nigeria with all my strength, to defend her unity,and uphold her honor and glory, so help me God.

@the bolded Police will catch you for wandering in your country, is that the F.G's fault ? They can cook up false charges against you and lock you up for trivial reasons, isn't the policeman a person first before his office ?
Police I.G disobeyed the President's directive, is that not insubordination ?
Attorney General's office almost paid a group of lawyers for doing nothing and the minister of Finance blocked this transaction, did she ask for any medal ?
Yes survival of the fittest, this should happen in a jungle with animals. Not in a country, with men and women.

men and women ARE animals.
we just pretend cos we stand upright and have opposable thumbs
limbic system still same

Trexnemesis:
Awon werey oponu jatijati wearing uniform

why u no go talk am for front of station

nextstep:
SMH at NPF...

They won't come and defend people from bandits and terrorists, but then won't allow self-defense.

So what are ladies supposed to do to protect themselves?

marry a MAN and stay in za oza rooms

Koolking:
Leadership in Nigeria is not about 'age', we have a system problem. Come to think of it, Nigerian youth always have this sense of entitlement when it comes to politics whereas in politics you fight for a spot. Mention a Nigerian youth with political structure and antecedent to lead, and I would show you it's DOA.

Few in strategic leadership positions in Nigeria are all failures. Typically, Nigeria University Student Union Councils are irredeemably corrupt. Those in public services are incurably corrupt. They rape the system for their own flavour. Nonsense talk about youth president.

Forget this misplaced talk about youth/aged dichotomy, it can not solve the problem of Nigeria. As long as we are still shrouded in greed, selfishness and tribalism as opposed to nationalism, Nigeria will still be moving in circle - youth or old. Unless you trust yourself, build your community, build a political structure, join a popular political party to be heard

or make unpopular one popular

Arsenalholic:
That's what they'll definitely say.

They'll soon say it's a crime to know self-defense moves. Bunch of clueless people only good at fleecing struggling transporters and road users.

the road users deserve it

Whothecapfits:
Idiots, Call police 4 who? Crazy people in a crazy system.

Try such nonsense with 9ja police, they ll charge u and ur wicked doll to court.

which numba u go even call sef