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onila: i am a virgin

Va..... kini? I comment my reserve

pendo89: I hate the word skinny Onila cz it reminds me of somalia.
Use slim or petite.Then I can fit be in ur club.
Well it helps me walk and do things with lighting speed and I can easily squeeze myself anywhere without inconviniencing people.
Disadvantage? people mistake u for a small girl.Not good when high school boys give you stares.

You no happy say dem stare @ you? That means you are fine na. There are some girls that have not been stared @ for weeks. Abi i lie?

onila: fuc-k off from my thread. .as-shole

Yeh dis one hot ohh [quote author=onila]

a real sexy woman for me shld be slightly chubby not fat, as in full bodied with round hips and boobs. But slim girls a NO GO AREA for me. My choice anyways

@ IICE YOU HATE PEARL HARBOUR? LOL. THAT MEANS YOU DONT KNOW MOVIES AT ALL
NO OFFENCE

inspite the loss i believe the super eagles played well. The blend of the local and foreign based will be a delight to watch in subsequent matches. The foreign based players that came in the 2nd half really impressed me. Especially oduamadi

ZUBY77: Dont worry, we are not surprised. Gej and his Boko Haram caused it.
How can they win a match when they are thinking of the safety of their parents back home.

why is everytin blamed on GEJ? U fart it is GEJ, u wake up late frm bed it is GEJ's fault. U have a misunderstanding with ur girlfriend it is GEJ's fault. Bla bla bla..... Pls grow up

nice jokes @ OP. Expecially the 3 tortoise.

Tope wealth: Nice! nice! Nice jokes! All d jokes are lovely! Infact a plate of nkobi 4 u to nite!

Nkwobi my brother

purpinkx: TV & MOBILE
A Wife is like a TV
A Girlfriend is like a MOBILE
At home u watch TV, but whenu go out u take ur MOBILE
Sometimes u enjoy TV, but most of the time u play with urMOBILE
TV is free for life, but for the MOBILE, if you don't pay, the services will be terminated
TV is big, bulky and most of the time old!
But the MOBILE is cute, slim, curvy and very portable
U can have only one TV and becomfortable
but mobile can be packed like 4 at a time in one pocket and they will still be comfortable
We only change our TV only if spoilt(dead)
but we like a newer and a finer mobile unless we don't see or hear about them
Operational costs for TV is often acceptable, but for the MOBILE it is often high and demanding.
TV has a remote, MOBILE doesn't
Most importantly, MOBILE is a two-way communication (u talk and listen),
but with the TV you MUST only listen (whether you want to ornot)
Last but not least! TVs don't have viruses, but Mobiles' often do so
let's love our TVs and forget about the mobiles....
Tell every man close to u.

nice one. Very educative

@ Atiku i dont think the OP lied. The news is being aired on AIT. If it ws not true it would not have been aired. Let's just leave it @ that.

So sokoto is not imune to attacks from boko haram after all? I thought that is their holy of holiest?

atiku07: @op where did u get ur info why una dey lie like dis haba de police HQ is beside my office and nothing like dat abeg waka pass for here joor. ppl just like creating tension every where

You mean the OP lied? Na wa o! Wetin we go believe again?

[quote author=kaiter]someone should drop a biological weapon in that northeast[img]http://www.kroro.info/g.gif[/img]
[/quote you guys ahould leave this guy alone na. Haba.

well it depends in your area. In abuja where i live almost all the ntwks are good. But i ll go for Eti, glo, Mtn and airtel in that particular order

ace4luv69: The best advice i can give u is dat u need to check d network dat works fine in ur area and dont just check by looking at d numbers of bars in ur fone, check its internet capability by testing it. As far as I am concerned, I think airtel has d widest coverage in nigeria in terms of BROWSING.

i concur

colinze: how can you subscribe Blackberry Bis and still be using it on modem fastlin? it's impossible now, Bis plan is different from fastlink modem.

so you think? Well dont argue what u dont know. I use the BIS service myself on my mtn fastlink. And it is wooooow

Scarpon: u should great a voting pool

Create you mean?

no sir. I dont like it. It s a piece of bondage

So if the national, state assembly and d judiciary are thieves like he said what then shld we call him (obj). a SAINT? Lol. A man that sank N16 billion dollars a month to the end of his tenure as president on N.I.P.P. (his fraudulent conduit pipe where our collective wealth were siphoned away to God knws where) making us believe his administration was building power projects for the nation now open his mouth to call smaller thieves THIEVES is to say the least very amusing. It is only in nigeria you see such things. That man should be in jail.

Didier the drug you did the right thing to move on. Though a united fan i cant help but admire your strength, your team spirit, and your desire to die in the pitch if possible for your club. that was how we felt when Christiano Rolando announced his desire to move to Madrid from united a couple of years back. take heart Chelsea fans. e go beta

kayusfit: SO IGBO'S SEF DON JOIN BOKO-HARAM

the name is effiong (akwa ibom)not eze, obi or any other igbo name. please study your geography very well.

so this Augustine effiong na akwa ibom man? because na only dem dey bear effiong oooo

What is the difference between this N200.00 note and the former one? is it that triangular shaped design @ the edge that is the only addition? is this some kind of sick joke from the central bank? sanusi get real?

Na firewood food sweet pass.

@ sisi you r something else. Enjoyed ur post though.

Is linda ikeji the same person as Mcleo007? Just wondering........

What kind of a topic is this? For crying out loud is she not a human being? Wat nonsense! Because she is an MD's wife it is now forbidden 4 her to do certain things beyond our control like picking her nose? Plsssss. Make she no scratch abi pick her nose?. She be robot?. Haba! Let her fart there sef, no problem.