₦airaland Forum

Leoswaggs:
Emoney no dey sing buh dis guy can't sing a track without featurin him..like d song no go sell

he who pays the piper dictates the tone

KINGinVAHALA:
awwww, sorry about that bro, i believe God will reward you with a bigger one. I will surely keep you updated via mentions and mails. Bro, what do you think of my signature?

nive signature bro,

Mathematics and Accounting are two different areas.
This looks easy but it is not because everyone will arrive at a different answer…
A lady bought goods worth ₦200 and paid the shopkeeper with a ₦1000 Note.
The Shopkeeper had no change on him so he went to another Shopkeeper John his neighbour and collected ₦1000 change in ₦200 denominations, with which he settled the lady and she left.
A little while later, John came back angrily after he discovered the ₦1000 note he was given by the shopkeeper was fake, and demanded a replacement.
To avoid trouble, the shopkeeper had to give John another ₦1000 and destroyed the counterfeit which had no real value.
So Question for the geniuses…
How much has the Shopkeeper lost in total?
A. ₦1200
B. ₦2000
C. ₦1000
D. ₦1800
E. ₦2200
F. None Of The Above

lets see how smart u re

LuveU2:
Thanks dear.

welcome

LuveU2:
Remember you have Falconey already but you can still vote for kingvahala in all rounds until the finals, when you will have to choose just one, which is Falconey

pardon my asking who is falconey to u?

KINGinVAHALA:
Thanks a lot bro, I appreciate and I assure you that you support and vote for me won't be taking for granted. Please are you on whatsapp or bbm?

my phone was stolen recently, planning getting another soonest, maybe next week

KINGinVAHALA:
Nice bro, do you already have a contestant you are rooting for? I will be so glad if you please give me your support and votes, I'm one of the contestants.

Happy Sunday!

oh i dont have a contestant yet, but now u told me about yourself i ll look ur way

LuveU2:
U are welcome and pls i hope you dont mind me mentioning when the competition starts proper!

no i dont mind, feel free

KINGinVAHALA:
Nice bro, do you already have a contestant you are rooting for? I will be so glad if you please give me your support and votes, I'm one of the contestants.

Happy Sunday!

oh i dont have a contestant yet, but now u told me about yourself i ll look ur way

LuveU2:
Come and wish falconey well!

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happy bornday falc baba, may u never experience waist pain while on duty, do i hear u say AMEN?

KINGinVAHALA:
I guess she was referring to Mr Nairaland 2016 nomination thread that was recently opened. I guess you are aware of Mr Nairaland 2016 contest?

yup heard smtn like that

LuveU2:
Its the on going mr nairaland nomination and verification thread dear. Cant copy the thread link now, pls pardon but you can find it on pg 0. I'm sorry for intruding!

And o well do well to check my signature. #Teamfal# has the best candidate already to represent this forum any day and we promise not to disappoint. Thank u!

oh no u not intruding dear, tnx for the info

dustmalik:
Thanks for the info.

wlcome

robosky02:
to my guys


AngelAhnie, Prethythicksme, blessograo, SANDOSKI, mimzy, Optional2, kinglekan, nikkypearl, Smellymouth, Mediapace, , suwalee, optional1,
klexycole, , blueto, TheSuperNerd, mikron, Truckpusher, temitemi1, uduokirika1, KingTom, honeric0,


lets go there…

i troway salute my kajad man

optional1:
Just 3 days after the nomination and verification thread was open, 22 guys have boldly come out to contest on like the Miss NL were there weren't much ladies to contest cos they were shy and can't withstand insult.

I was going through all the contestants profile was shock non of them are active in sport section.

To the 22 contestant, how do you expect the guys in the sporting section to vote for you?.





If any observation so far kindly drop it here let's talk about it.





On behalf of
My Sporting Family.
Cc.robosky02
femi4
TheSuperNerd
klexycole
blueto
shizzy7
safarigirl
pamcode
Omooba
Midehi
Mikron
Mukina2
Crutiza
Mediapace

@ optional1 what nomination and verification thread? pardon my asking i have not been online for the past 3 days, whats up?

rotexteymie:
RIP to the dead... But why did they try to clean the name on the bus?

because he is gulty, he uses them for sacrifice. i mean the owner PEACE

im seriously suspecting the owner of Peace mass transit as an occultic kingpin, it is rumoured for some time now that peace uses his accident victims as sacrifices same as dangote, why are their vehicles always get involved in one deadly accident or the other? why always Peace

cross rivers again? this state is seriously becoming notorious like its counterpart Rivers state

OP how much will land this for me in naija? i need am die

http://www.ebay.com/itm/UNLOCKED-HUAWEI-E5573-WIRELESS-MODEM-UK-LTE-4G-3G-150Mbps-WIFI-MIFI-ROUTER-/252441945033?hash=item3ac6b663c9:g:sQ4AAOSwwo1Xcoaw

olasircoded:
I would say this is especially for you and for heavy downloaders like me. And this Unlimited plan came just in time cause some people have been complaining about the Etisalat Unlimited BIS plan, so I can say you can go for the new tweak I got for you guys.

HOW TO SUBSCRIBE TO ETISALAT UNLIMITED BROWSING FOR 3 HOURS
◾ To activate this plan you have to Dial *200#, then reply 6 follow by 1 to Migrate to easy starter.

◾ Then migrate again to easy life by dialing
*620 *1#

◾ To opt in for 3hours unlimited
browsing with 15 Naira, dial *229* 3*7#

Remember to transfer all your remaining airtime to another sim or use it to make call so it won't be deducted.

After three hours of using it you can opt out by dialing *227* 0# and opt in again, the more you opt in and opt out the more you browse Unlimited for 3hours which N15 will be deducted each time.

source: http://femdevcon..com/?m=1

have u used it before? did it work for u?

where d bum bum there? oyibo people with over-exageration sef, dat dry nyash

more

Meet a 10-year-old boy who has been named the world’s fattest child – Arya Permana weighs 192 kilograms, he cannot walk and constantly suffers from shortness of breath – The boy has an enormous diet and can actually eat meals of two adults at one time
rya Permana is just ten years old but weighs a jaw-dropping 192 kilograms! The boy, from Cipurwasari village, in West Java, Indonesia, has been named the world’s fattest child, whose impressive physique made the international headlines
According to his parents, Arya eats five meals a day including rice, fish, beef, vegetable soup and soy patty and is constantly hungry. The child wears only a sarong, a large piece of fabric often wrapped around the waist, as other clothes simply do not fit him.
He doesn’t go to school, cannot walk and has a series of morbid obesity related complications. His mother Rokayah, who hopes that one day her son would be able to live a normal life, said: “He has an enormous diet and can actually eat meals of two adults at one time.

He is always tired and complains of shortness of breath. He only eats and sleeps and when he is not done with both, he jumps into the bathtub and stays there for hours. My son is growing up at a rapid rate and I am worried for his health.

Read more: https://www.naij.com/876347-see-worlds-fattest-boy-weighs-192-kilos-always-hungry-photos.html?poster=8926

thank God for his life

idiota

and what did PDP achieve in 16 years of misrule in Nigeria? they are here insulting APC of just 1 year of rule, useless party

orimsamsam:
NCAN. Southwest regional headquarters ibadan.

Op pls we need names. Pls provide names of the 46 Nigerians

even the govt of the day are yet to produce the names of our treasury looters talk more of me.

EbukaLive:
Name Checkers Association (NCA), Owerri Branch, South East Regional Office hereby reject this OP in its entirety for producing an INCONCLUSIVE NEWS. We request for the immediate release of the names of the graduates in order for us to carry out our assignment. We look forward to hearing from you.

Signed.

Gen. Sec. NCA,

Owerri, Imo, SE, Narialand.

even the govt of the day are yet to produce the names of our treasury looters talk more of me.

dustmalik:
The emboldened. When was this?

@dustmalik it was on monday, that was 3 days ago. i went to their aminu kano crescent wuse 2 office to check if they have gotten the modems and compatible mifis they promised to get for us their customers, though a guy i met at the desk said they are yet to get their consignment but he showed me some huawei mifis for sale, price: 20k

mikeapollo:
That is very good!
But the greatness of a people is not just about them receiving degrees in a foreign land!

Character, Discipline and what you achieve(produce and make possible) in your own country is the real parameter for assessing a great country!
Israelis, Indians, Chinese, South Koreans, etc are respected all over the world because of what they have been able to do in their own country!

We need to translate academic excellence into excellence in character, discipline, integrity, honesty and hard work.
A very honest, sincere, trainable and hardworking third-class graduate or school drop-out is much better ''human resource'' than a dubious, corrupt and fraudulent first-class graduate or PhD holder who would defraud the company.
Lets learn from the Asians.....

true

iamdutch:
im having the same issue, i need to get a 4g enabled router or mifi for my ntel sim. Does anyone know where i can get one in abuja? thanks

i need a mifi too. u can go to their office in wuse 2 just slightly opposite the glo hqts in wuse too, i ve been there to enquire about compatible LTE devices and they showed me new mifi's for sale, price was N20k. i intend getting a spectranet mifi then unlock it

Stanley08:
The sim itself is free. But u have to buy the week plan 3K or month 10K. So. At least 3K.

we the pioneers got ours for 1k, pity im yet to get a mifi or LTE enabled sim or phone to power it with, soonest i will