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acidtalk: See no ever call my name again if you enter this bar you hear me? Dey go meet my second.

You wey I say make I press you nyansh to see if e soft like your palm, you come dey shout on me in presence of all these drunkards.

Say I dey run bar no mean say I no go school oh!

fuckherlord: nice name

married mail me i will answer your questions

fuckherlord: if only God listens to my prayer

you and me married in my town

still waiting for your mail

Sijo01: na d one em go fit afford.

icon2: Sowi hw old r u? D pik luks liks d eighteen century. ... Dnt mind me ohh... Nice pik

kilimanjaro: What we want is your current pix, not the one you took when you were 6.

kilimanjaro: @Ammyng
what a structure!

acidtalk: Ask 190.
Na him specialty be that.

acidtalk: If your babe clean no shaking.
E get some okpeke wey clean die. From head to feet everything smooth die, that honey pot area come smooth like baby yahnsh omo, if you jam that kin babe ehn, na between that area you go wan die put. Aside the smoothness and thing come clean well.

But if na thos yamayama smelling babes wey you dey always follow, na suicide mission you wan witness be that.

acidtalk: Mumu pikin. You think say everybody be like you wey no get job?

Dem go work, the one wey go market go market. Na only you siddon don here since 7am dey wait for credit ogogoro.

Sha bring money when you come this evening. Because Seun sef don dey demmand for him rent.

acidtalk: Wetin come do monday, tuesday and wednesday bill, if na only yesterday own alone you wan pay.

Onigbese, sha take before you say na me make you miss your runs.

acidtalk: Enter Gutter joh!
The one wey you buy since monday you never still setlle payment, you here again dey ask for more.

Na that cold go kill you. Waka commot before I shout thief ontop your head.

mimicue: Mee

honeric01: lol good cos edo peeps aren't confused, that i know. same with yoruba.

Nayah: Ileke at least

honeric01: How can you be an Edo peep and at the same time a Yoruba? abeg u dey confuse yourself lol

ayusbobs: Tgif! I beg gv me jedi and opa-eyin mk i dey flex b4 i commot go jumat.

acidtalk: Coffee keh?
Here resenble Sweet Sensation for your eye?

Abeg take two shots of ogogoro the cold go vamus one time.

Goldieluks: millipede wetin consign fowl and beret?

2buff: Wow tings.
Be like say this thread don dey die sef. Na my last drop be dis.

amu ukwu: hahahahaha

Goldieluks: your blokos.

deols: Religion-wise- *Muslim
-has good Qira'a
-is working on being a better muslim

Physical attributes *good-looking
*tall-my height or taller.
*dark skinned
- should love the gym

Endearing attributes *in love
*confident
*should make it obvious(in every way possible) what he thinks of me
*Intelligent- dont like to explain wat I mean all da time.
*mature
- any form of pretence wld put me off
Profession
-no specific one
*should be able to think beyond his nose

* compulsory
- can do without

bittyend: Moi

Idowuogbo: Dey dia! I dey use dry gin do eye drop, while I season chicken wiv Alabukun.All na highlife! U beta Jasi and recognise.