acidtalk:


The ashewo level tire me too oh!
All these babes just dey shy dem think say we be those kiss and tell guys.

Shymmex wey promise to bring full truck load of ashie sef we no see am again.

But come oh! This goldie babe no go bad to carry go oh! But I hear say na dollars she dey collect and me no get that kin money here.

Goldieluks:


abeg abeg i be old mama, na beer erm no eva water,no erm white wine i come drink here.
i no come here come find man. Put me down...

acidtalk:

Na even old mama dey scatter my head pass.
I dey avoid all those recharge card babes wey their brain still dey grow.

Na ontop your body I must die put tonight. If na one trailer load of white wine I promise to give you this night.

You fit drinl barbeach dry? 'Cus na that kin level of white wine I wan provide for you now now.

Make we go corner go talk better, all these drunkards don dey eavesdrop already.

acidtalk:

Na even old mama dey scatter my head pass.
I dey avoid all those recharge card babes wey their brain still dey grow.

Na ontop your body I must die put tonight. If na one trailer load of white wine I promise to give you this night.

You fit drinl barbeach dry? 'Cus na that kin level of white wine I wan provide for you now now.

Make we go corner go talk better, all these drunkards don dey eavesdrop already.

Goldieluks:



abeg abeg i be young mama, allow me drink my eva water in peace na.
no dey hold my hand like that, you dey embarrass me.

Prof Amu:

Dude I dey quick vex oh, babe whn I don dey razzle since, buy gordons spark plus ise ewu join. U come dey eye. *calls out to Goldie, with my thick igbo accent* nne kedu ife aga ewetere gi. (Nne wetin them go bring for u)

190_@:
[size=18pt]are condoms sold in this room please [/size]

190_@:
[size=18pt]are condoms sold in this room please [/size]

sexkillz: Abeg, who be moderator for this bar? Man pikin wan high. . .

acidtalk:

One drop you no go see this night unless if you go arrange those pekus come.

We hear say na you dey control their visa. Pack two wey get heavy every every. Then and only day I go use shayo scatter your head.

Na who dey lie on top my head na?

acidtalk:

tah! Gereway there!!!
Haven't you heard that it is not who danceth with who that matters, but what matters most is who taketh who home.

He don tey wey I chook person bottle oh so stay clear if not, na here blood bank go bring tanker come take blood after I use bottle baptize you.

Prof Amu:

U don use talk talk pursue her,come make her go home earlier.I no see her here again o. But bros no vex, I wan ask u something. Shebi u no get mouth ordor, wey make her run comot urside as she bn sidon near u b4..

190_@:
Can i tell you guys my sex tale today

how i ate a clean well shaved wet and juicy puceee

acidtalk:

Crack head yahn us with all abeg.

You be ode boy oh. No wonder your head big well well. Shebi you be typical Edo boy (omo Bendel) why you come wan for like say you no sabi speak english.
Thunder go fire your yahnsh for forming.

190_@:


im not edo

Sijo01: Den dey sell coffee 4dis bar
Cold too much 4my locatn o.

acidtalk:

Coffee keh?
Here resenble Sweet Sensation for your eye?

Abeg take two shots of ogogoro the cold go vamus one time.

ayusbobs: Tgif! I beg gv me jedi and opa-eyin mk i dey flex b4 i commot go jumat.

Sijo01:

ogogoro na eveni tins na. Abi u wnt mk i begin ring bottle 4pipo head if i shine ogogoro dis morni.
Jst arrange coffee 4me na 4a start

Goldieluks:


millipede wetin consign fowl and beret?

190_@:
please fellas

I ate a gurls choochie dont know if i'll die

acidtalk:

Coffee keh?
Here resenble Sweet Sensation for your eye?

Abeg take two shots of ogogoro the cold go vamus one time.

ayusbobs: Tgif! I beg gv me jedi and opa-eyin mk i dey flex b4 i commot go jumat.

190_@:
please fellas

I ate a gurls choochie dont know if i'll die

How choochie sef de taste ? ..My own ikinrin sef de beg me make i come do the same things and me de fear o o she say if man no chop am i no go enter the place..Advice me on wetin man go do now as conji wan scatter my brain o o !