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hapi bday swit hrt wishing u d best life has to offer

jamalnation:
yes

so I should carry garlic and put it inside?

someone said if I put garlic in my .............it will help to keep it clean is it true?

richommie:
Romancelander(s) you would have a one night stand with if given the chance but won't date-MIMIDO2

so u don't want to date me huh

ButterFrost212:
Lol, I'll be content reading comments sha, and most likely a fight will break out so it would be fun. Lol

lol
answer d questions na......so dat I'll know how to answer mine

ButterFrost212:
All these plenty questions, who do I know on here sef

exactly
I don't know anyone here

am scared of military men so I won't even date one dey beat ladies(their girlfriends) alot

I don't understand
explain o

only 3 o

ikp120:
Check your mail

hmmmmmm I've seen it

ikp120:
I'm good baby.
Morning
How was your night?

it was ok how was urs?

ikp120:
Mimi what's up?

am fine
u?
good morning

y can't two sisters marry from d same family?

is it a taboo?

as for me I don't believe in all dis things o

just be with Hu u love

say wetin happen?

I can neva eva tattoo my skin because of a guy

some one am not even sure I'll spend d rest of my life with.

besides d tattoo won't show cos am dark

JuicyLucy:

You can lie

I bet you're a mega hoe

am not dat short na
am average(in between)
I don't know y guys don't like short girls

#team 5'8

JuicyLucy:
That's her face dude.

dats not her face

HardMirror:
Hadez, your pix is now in the fone of many of us. Why nau?
#Stopprostitution.

aah aah
which one is stop prostitution?
did you see her face?

gsainttrinity:
then consider me your husband because I am coming to pay the dues

bride price has gone up o
can u afford it?

stretch mark pple where una dey o

dis msg na for una

habbyy03:
chisos is lord!!
ur dp

wat happened?

richommie:
I want us to start something baby.
N/B..i don't ve money!

#YOLO

lol

have u tried it?

just cancel it and load d page again

donnybee:
Dear future Wife.
Sweetheart when you are
Pregnant, I won't allow you Do
anything stressful till you deliver
our baby. You don't have to bother
about anything. I can handle it.
Please I don't want to see you out
of bed by 5 a.m multitasking
between making breakfast and
doing the house chores. I will take
care of that. You just watch T.V
while I serve you breakfast in bed..
.
I know you will be going to the
hospital for Antenatal, I will always
be available to drive you there
myself. You can't drive yourself na.
The Doctors will advise you do
regular exercises to keep fit, i'll be
your personal Gym instructor. On
cool evenings, we'll take a stroll
around the Neighborhood and
when we come back i'll massage
your feet..
.
I heard pregnant women crave the
weirdest food and sometimes
strange food combination. Even if
you want to eat half done white
rice with Coconut water by 3am, i'll
give you. I'm equal to the task. I
just don't want to see you
anywhere near the kitchen. On my
way back from work each day, i'll
make sure I buy you enough fruits.
You may not eat all but I will keep
buying more! I will spoil you with
gifts. As the size of your tummy
increases; i'll buy you new clothes
that will fit!..
.
You think we are out of food
stuffs? Don't worry! Write a list of
the things you feel we need, i'll go
to the market and buy them. While
in the market i'll still call you incase
you need to add more items to the
list. I can't allow you go to the
market, I don't want people
pushing you up and down. You
don't need stress at all.
.
You want to turn on the tap in the
bathroom? Call me!
You want to rub cream on your
back? Call me!
You want to kill mosquito? Call me!
You want to open any door in the
house? Call me!
I will be your House boy till you
deliver!..
You may be the one carrying the
baby physically but I'd ensure I
carry the baby with you
psychologically with all the Love
and care I can give!.. oh! Lest I
forget, our first child will be a Girl..
Don't Argue!..

I laffed mah fat ass out when I saw this..

Mah kweshion is, do men like this exist??

I pray o

if its a Nigerian man forget it

though a Nigerian man might want to do it but his yeye friends will laf at him and tell him dat women don't need to be pampered

only 1 out of 10 men will do dat.

everyday I pray to God to give me an understanding husband. Someone dat will respect me and help me with household chores.

for instance if am cooking at least he should assist me,as am washing d dishes den he should be rinsing dem.