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dat fone fit buy land for jos

dat was in 2014.....I mistakenly sent "my baby I had a nice time at ur place today,and u kiss better dan my ex.Hope we will see tomorrow,i love u" to my mom. I didn't even know I sent it to her until she came home


when she came home she started shouting and crying and telling my dad dat I have killed her

dat I have started sleeping with guys and dat if I should get pregnant she will go and drop me in d village with my grandma


ahhh my mother sha

schumastic:
EVEN IF HE ADDS ALL THE SPICE IN THE WORLD THAT GIRL WILL CONTINUE TO DO WHAT SHE IS ENJOYING TILL SHE GETS TIRED AND GAIN HER SENSES BACK..OP SHOULD JUST MOVE ON WITH HIS LIFE, IS OBVIOUS HE CREATED THE IMPRESSION THAT SHE IS THE ONLY GIRL IN HIS LIFE FORGETTING THE FACT THAT NO LADY WANTS TO DATE A GUY OTHER GIRLS DON'T WANT..LET HIM GET A SIDE CHICK NEXT TIME AND SAVE HIMSELF THE HEADACHE

its true sha

but he should still try one more time na

falconey:
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when a chick starts going bad beg her

falconey:
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see bad advice

sorry

anoda dude is helping u to guard ur gf and seems like he is giving her wat she wants

and probably ur relationship is boring u need to add spice to it

Sexxkillz:
[color=#000030]If people weren't so stupid, they'll realize that any venture that makes you stress and hide is a pointless one. Why would anyone want to hide? If you're hiding, you know you're wrong.

You cannot eat your cake and have it. Stop being a spineless brainless coward. Do not sin, but if you must sin, be a sinner and sin boldly. Only a cowardly fucktard_ would invent means to save a side chick's number, and then almost have a heart attack when he finds out his main chick also has a side nigga.[/color]

y do u like taking things too serious?

hahahahaha
she needs help
I've never given birth in my dream
I've only dreamt dat someone was pursuing me with a stick
and i also dreamt dat my celebrity crush asked me out and I said yes


yeah
praise d lord

I like dis one

choi !!!!
so slim girls should just pack go one corner abi?
no problem.....its well
when u are dating a slim girl dere are so many benefits o
abeg forget fat girls

when I saw 'prima facie' I tot u were actually advertising ur products

jidxin:
lol.... dont try it ooo.... thnk me later...but I ve beta option 4 u

lol
wats d option?

YUNGLURD:
This my first time of seeing ppl being re-united on nairaland...thats cool

naso I see am o

Nairaland is good o

thanks to Nairaland I've bin able to reunite with my long lost friend

am sure dere are so many odas dat are here who am yet to reunite with

Natty4:
am good how is David?

he is fine I lost ur number and u didn't even bother to call lets not derail this thread check ur mail

Natty4:
babe howfa? longest time neva knew u were on Nairaland o

jeeez swit hrt is dat u? am fine u? yeah I registered early dis yr

tell her u don't have money
are u her bank account?
if she wants to buy d phone she should use her money besides she knows dat u are not really stable






some girls sha

u are about to be scammed

jidxin:
lmfaooo ...u re xoxo funny... re u serious abt ur questions. .....lmaooo...is so laughing loud rytna....u funny bae

am serious o......lol

is dis a poem or wat?

davibid:
Hey dear, I somehow came across you and must say that I was truly thrilled by your beauty


I wish we could be friends and perhaps know you better if you don't mind



By the way my name is King David

ok

Splinz:
Whoever told you that must be your biggest enemy!

My dear, according to research, HYPO has been discovered to be a super cleansing liquid for women.

So, buy one sachet of it and pour into your...................

hahahaha
u are wicked

Troubleking:
Mimido2 - she's a noisy overzealous kid

huh do I know u?

adegeye38:
Beta don't put any garlic anywhere, the v is self cleaning and putting any other thing for cleaning purposes can cause an imbalance of bacteria meant for cleaning.

didnt you read the article?

I read it na
but she didn't include garlic
I only asked because one guy told me dat when garlic is inserted into a lady's v****a it Will cleanse it and dat I can also mix lime with honey and use it to clean my v****a every morning
so I just want to be sure

dairykidd:
Don't listen to them oo! You go just burn ur kpekus for nothing...I only just googled it n found out it can be cut n inserted if u have yeast infection only. It cures it as they claim... No put am there oo..

hmmmmmm
thanks luv
so jalmanation wants to kill me?

so how am I suppose to know dat a guy is different?
I meet different guys with different personalities everyday....how am I suppose to know dat d guy Will beat me up when we start dating?
its hard to find a guy Hu does not party
its hard to find a guy Hu does not beat his gf
Its hard to find a guy Hu does not want have sex with u
if I should find a guy Hu does not possesses all dis qualities den he Will be my king
but for now I've not seen





















sh*t Wat am i typing sef?

naijaboiy:
This your body count strong o

lol

richommie:
Yes. . .

Cos u wont accept

#YOLO

lol
Hu told u dat?

makydebbie:
lol

especially. number 1 and 8

AloyalNigerian:
Are you scared?

lol I love my body o

izzou:

my precious v****a

maybe d guy is better dan u in bed
trust me

jamalnation:
Yeah its works like magic.

hmmmmm

apart from d cleansing wat will it do?