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its not funny

number 5 is d best

gifttracy:
Happy New month to


Peeparty


Enybliss




itmepuffpuff



stupendinluv




playaone



mimido2


mzlarem


raine80



I wish you all the very best of this month. See you in 2017.

same to u dear

tolajay:
Na tomorrow...Stay tuned!

Wat is dis?

iebanehita:

Really? Hahahaha

never wanted to comment till i saw this. Really got me there.

lol
and he was serious o



guys and their method of asking a lady for her number.....Smh.....very soon one would say d love is making him to purge.

Rayhandrinni:
iv still got that headache....only your number can cure

ok
see it 081********

Rayhandrinni:
the dose you prescribed me

lol don't take over dose o

TheBatman:
lool, okay this was funny, I like that guy, if he continues like this, you'll eventually give him your number, he's jokes would soon start sound cute and funny and i'm sure you're already loving the attention.
Enjoy

didn't see d dude again.....was so hapi he listened to my advice
his jokes were not making sense at all
don't tell me u are planning to use them

Rayhandrinni:
still not working ....

Wats not working?

prince9851:
yeah datz exactly wat i asked

its a design on d slippers

TheBatman:
finish the story abeg, so you kept looking at him and he kept looking at you and both of you kept looking at each other...abeg tell us what we want to know, did you drop the digits

give him my number? for Wat na?
I just left him dere......I didn't say a word
dat same week he saw me and walked up to me and started saying dat because I didn't give him my number d headache changed to fever and dat he is still sick
I told him to take loratidine,it Will help with d fever

prince9851:
wat are those wyt tins on ur toe's?

dose white stuff on d big toes?

Caringguy:
Not really! But She own a boutique, so no need for me changing her wardrope

just take her out(to any eatery) and spoil her

emeraldknytt:
mimidotwo, what does it mean? it doesn't matter though so far its a name you feign to bear.. It's cool.

mimido is just a nickname

Ifakiland:
Is dat u? U look homeless....no offense.

ok thanks

Ifakiland:
4mnths are u already planning on spending big on her? Think it over bro...don't start what u can't handle....u start with big spending u av to keep at dat level or higher.
Buy her ice cream and lock up d matter.

which one is ice cream
lol
u wicked I swear

Caringguy:

lol is ur babe a fashion freak?

change her entire wardrobe

which one is fruit loop again? lol Its better when a guy calls me with my name

cos dey want to wake up in d middle of d night and mistake their babe for d duvet

imitateMe:
Probably the girl has huge boobs and ass

if a guy decides to follow a lady because of her boobs or butt den his end is near

prettythicksme:
Posting pix of six packs,i hate that shii!

dat one is common especially on Facebook
even d ones dat are skinny will snap themselves and type "still working on my six packs"
lol

ItzMePuffPuff:
[color=#ff9999]hahahaha
I'm over here making so much noise laughing. that 1 was a new1[/color]

I was going out o,he just approached me and said he sighted me from afar and dat as soon as he saw me d headache started because d love was too much for him to bear and dat d headache will leave after I give him my number
I just stood and was looking at him cos I didn't know wat to say.

how can u tell a girl u just met dat u've bin having headache because u love her


its so lame and stupid

Gentle99:
You ladies don't control your sexual urge ( at least i've fled seduction about 8 times) . She might have been screwed by a spiritually cursed guy. Una go dey open nyash as if na Lagos-Ibadan Expressway.

ah ah
she is just a 11yr old child hu knows nothing so wat do u mean by she must have bin "screwed"?

choi see breast o she should go for breast reduction sugery

Glorygrace:
Don't marry a woman older than u.The love will fade with time and disrespect will set in.

it won't fade
cos I've seen a situation like dis
my cousin got married to a lady dat is 5yrs older dan him and dey are doing well,dey even have 3kids
His parents actually went against d marriage and even disowned him but dey later forgave him and reconciled with dem....d truth is family members will castigate but as long as u follow ur hrt dey might be angry for a while but later dey will come around

deliveryboy:
You are suggesting a man should forget about his family for a woman? You are rare, I pray I will not encounter a woman like you, I also pray non of my family members meet someone like you, Ameeeeen!

see dis one

was I in anyway referring to u?
abeg, abeg,mind ur business and stay off my mentions >:

Mimido2:
continue ur own is coming

ur older babe

Poorboy:
Rove ke, love ni

continue ur own is coming

Poorboy:
Sugar mummy things

which one is sugar mummy again
hmmmm
its because u are not in love if not u won't say dis