You've all heard horror stories of that one friend's-cousin's-classmate who put some random object inside her vagina during a heated moment and ended up in the hospital with an embarrassing story—and maybe even some serious physical damage. So what's actually dangerous to put in there? We talked to a few health professionals to break it down. Here's what to steer clear of...

1. Douches
Some women like to use douches to clean the vagina, but in actuality, this is totally unnecessary. It can also be dangerous because, according to Dr. Alyssa Dweck, M.D., a gynecologist and Assistant Clinical Professor at Mount Sinai School of Medicine, it can cause "a horrible imbalance of the typical bacteria that is supposed to be in the vagina and actually cause an infection." Douching is a known culprit when it comes to pelvic inflammatory disease (PID) and bacterial vaginosis. If you're worried about keeping your vagina clean, the best thing you can do is wash your vulva with soap and water when you take a shower, being careful not to put any soap inside your vagina. See a doctor if you think something smells off. Ultimately, your vagina is self-cleaning, so it doesn't need your help to make it cleaner.

2. Steam
Yes, steaming your vagina at the spa is totally a trend these days, and yes, it's exactly what it sounds like. "They sit on a specific type of spa with no underwear, on special chairs that have herbal infused steam coming out of them, and they steam their bottom," shares Dweck. "And while any sort of warm treatment could feel good and enhance blood supply to the area, we've seen some burns come out of this and irritation from the types of herbs, so I would use significant caution of that. I'm not sure how effective this is to do anything anyway."

3. Tea tree oil
"If you're using household oil as a lubricant, you need high-grade quality oil, not what you use in your kitchen to fry food," says Dr. Raquel Dardik, M.D., a gynecologist and Associate Professor of Gynecology at NYU Langone Medical Center. "And you want to use oil that is pH neutral, so for example, almond oil, coconut oil, olive oil, probably okay." What you don't want to use is tea tree oil, which can cause scary chemical burns: "it's incredibly caustic and will cause a vaginal burn, so probably not okay."

4. Chocolate syrup
"All that stuff has sugar which will change the bacteria and yeast proportions which can cause infections. Those substances can also be irritating to the vaginal skin, so it might seem like a good idea at the time, but you may have either vaginal irritation or a vaginal infection afterwards," says Dardik.

5. Whipped cream
"I would not recommend putting it inside the vagina," says Dweck. "It's really tough to get this stuff out, especially if it's causing a reaction. Fair enough for sexual play if you want to put this stuff on the vulva or other portions of the body and get an erotic experience—that's fine. But I wouldn't advise putting it inside."

6. Vaseline
This is occasionally thought of as an easy form of lubricant, but according to Dweck, Vaseline or any other type of petroleum product can actually be source of infection in the vagina

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Ohhh thank goodness that the vibr@tor is not one of it

cu cum bah.......babes now Carry am for hand bag

QueenSuccubus:


Ohhh thank goodness that the vibr@tor is not one of it

QueenSuccubus:


Ohhh thank goodness that the vibr@tor is not one of it

... and cucumber too

That list is not complete......

what abt cucumber?

Cassava, Coke/Wine bottles, warm meshed sweet potatoes in condoms, candles, etc

someone said if I put garlic in my .............it will help to keep it clean is it true?

Sickos

Mimido2:
someone said if I put garlic in my .............it will help to keep it clean
is it true?

yes

jamalnation:
yes

so I should carry garlic and put it inside?

Mimido2:
so I should carry garlic and put it inside?

Yeah its works like magic.

[quote author=QueenSuccubus post=51703556]

Ohhh thank goodness that the vibr@tor is not one of it [/quote. ]did you just say vibrator or cuccumber !!!

jamalnation:
Yeah its works like magic.

hmmmmm

apart from d cleansing wat will it do?

Nutase:
Sickos

you have no idea.
I bet u've got some kinky toys of ur own locked away in some pink drawer somewhere.

More: +Remote control, torchlights, etc

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I don't like cucumber.. It's cold and unresponsive

Mimido2:
so I should carry garlic and put it inside?

Yes it will make it less bland,spice up dat pussy babe.

Mimido2:
hmmmmm
apart from d cleansing wat will it do?

Ahh. Wat else do u want it 2do

Mimido2:
someone said if I put garlic in my .............it will help to keep it clean
is it true?

Beta don't put any garlic anywhere, the v is self cleaning and putting any other thing for cleaning purposes can cause an imbalance of bacteria meant for cleaning.

didnt you read the article?

Lmao Steaming the Kpekus. Very soon Dem go begin toast am with butter

Mimido2:
hmmmmm

apart from d cleansing wat will it do?

Don't listen to them oo! You go just burn ur kpekus for nothing...I only just googled it n found out it can be cut n inserted if u have yeast infection only. It cures it as they claim... No put am there oo..

dairykidd:

Don't listen to them oo! You go just burn ur kpekus for nothing...I only just googled it n found out it can be cut n inserted if u have yeast infection only. It cures it as they claim... No put am there oo..

hmmmmmm
thanks luv
so jalmanation wants to kill me?

adegeye38:

Beta don't put any garlic anywhere, the v is self cleaning and putting any other thing for cleaning purposes can cause an imbalance of bacteria meant for cleaning.

didnt you read the article?

I read it na
but she didn't include garlic
I only asked because one guy told me dat when garlic is inserted into a lady's v****a it Will cleanse it and dat I can also mix lime with honey and use it to clean my v****a every morning
so I just want to be sure

Mimido2:
hmmmmmm
thanks luv
so jalmanation wants to kill me?

U welcome dear...lolss bad people erryweer

QueenSuccubus:

Ohhh thank goodness that the vibr@tor is not one of it

Ha! Or cucumber for that matter
Naughty girl

QueenSuccubus:


Ohhh thank goodness that the vibr@tor is not one of it

And I am sure you don't even have one....why faking

QueenSuccubus:







I don't like cucumber.. It's cold and unresponsive

Can you imagine....this gal has tried fvcking a cucumber before....only to be disappointed cos the cucumber was cold. I guess she preserved it in a fridge before using it ....next time, warm it up in a microwave.....u might enjoy it like that model gal

Mimido2:
I read it na
but she didn't include garlic
I only asked because one guy told me dat when garlic is inserted into a lady's v****a it Will cleanse it and dat I can also mix lime with honey and use it to clean my v****a every morning
so I just want to be sure

So na man dey give you tips on how to take care of your vagina. There are cleansing agents in saliva, so if you want to remain fresh down there, get someone to lick you there regularly