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Like seriously
ok
noted

Skateboard: Bro I think we deserve an explanation from Seun.

Hahahahahah

you want to query internet haram
hmmmmmmmmm
your phone will soon crash

The blackbox must be retrieve we need to know the cause of the nairaland crash asap .





Batch B

happy to be back again

Nlder's oya comment





Beside we need to know the internet haram that cause nairaland to crash like the sosoliso air crash

smartchoice: frontpage tinz

what is the prove that this is not your alternate handle on Nl. 1st to comment and as well lobbying for front page any there you are.

but gej oh did i said gej i mean jonathan even stil the same name. Hanhan!

I disagree with you because nigerian women still eat this food yet most of them are fat, even is some cases extra fat(robust)

Adonbilivit!!!

Hannnnn

No nigeria university of technology in the list.

Engineers and technologists on papers, but my own engineer get swagger shaa

47 Université Nationale du Rwanda, Rwanda

48 Al Akhawayn University, Morocco

49 Université Catholique de l'Afrique de l'Ouest, Benin

50 Tsh wane University of Agriculture and technology, Kenya

51 Jomo kenyatta University of Agriculture and Technology, Kenya

52 Minia University, Egypt

53 Addis Ababa university, Ethiopa

54 Fayoun University, Kenya

55 Moi University, Kenya

56 University of Ilorin, Nigeria

57 october 6 University, Egypt

58 South Valley University Egypt

59 Sokoine University of Agriculture, Tanzania

60 Université Mouloud Maameri de Tiziouzou, Algeria

61 Université Mohammed V-souissi, Morocco

62 Al-Azhar University, Egypt

63 Kwame Nkrumah University of Science and Technology, Ghana

64 Misurata University, Libya

65 Minou fiya University, Egypt

66 Université doran, Algeria

67 Université HassanII mohammedia-Casablan2, Morocco

68 Polytechnic of Namibia, Namibia

69 Université d'Alger, Algeria

70 University of Zimbabwe, Zimbabwe

71 University of Cape coast, Ghana

72 The British University in Egypt, Egypt

73 Université de Tunis El manar, Tunisia

74 University of Zululand, South Africa

75 University of Agriculture Abeokuta, Nigeria

76 University of Malawi, Malawi

77 Université Cad, Ayyad, Morocco

78 Université Mentouri de constantine, Algeria

79 Suez Canal University, Egypt

80 Université de Yaounde I, Cameroun

81 Egerton University, Kenya

82 University of swaziland, Swaziland

83 Kafr el-sheikh University, Egypt

84 Université Ibn Tofail, Morocco

85 Université de la Manouba, Tunisia

86 Université Hassan II -Casablanca, Morocco

87 Covenant University, Nigeria

88 University of Benin, Nigeria

89 Ecole Nationale Superiure en informatique, Algeria

90 Université des Sciences et de la technologie Houari Boumediene, Algeria

91 Durban University of Technology, South Africa

92 Strathmore University, Kenya

93 Ahmadu Bello University, Nigeria

94 Université Ibnou Zohr, Morocco

95 Universidade de cabe verde, cape verde

96 Sudan University of Science and Technology, Sudan

97 University of Mauritius, Mauritius

98 Muhimbili University of Health and allied Sciences, Tanzania

99 Gulu University, Uganda

100 Vaal University of Technology, South Africa

CHECK Out Top 100 Universities In Africa

The rankings of Africa’s top higher education institutions has been provided by the 4 International Colleges & Universities (4icu).
4icu is an international higher education search engine and directory reviewing accredited Universities and Colleges in the world. 4icu.org includes 11,160 Colleges and Universities, ranked by web popularity, in 200 countries.
The list shows that South African universities comes top, although South Africa ranks very low in the quality of education in the world.
Meanwhile the first Nigeria University on the list is at number 10.
See full list below

1 University of South Africa, South Africa

2 University of Cape Town, South Africa

3 Universiteit Stellenbosch, South Africa

4 University of Dar es Salaam, Tanzania

5 University of KwaZulu-Natal, South Africa

6 University of Pretoria, South Africa

7 Cairo University, Egypt

8 University of the Witwatersrand, South Africa

9 University of the Western Cape, South Africa

10 Obafemi Awolowo University, Nigeria

11 Makerere University, Uganda

12 University of Botswana, Botswana

13 Mansoura University, Egypt

14 Rhodes University, South Africa

15 Alexandria University, Egypt

16 The American University in Cairo, Egypt

17 Zagazig University, Egypt

18 University of Johannesburg, South Africa

19 Assiut University, Egypt

20 University of Nairobi, Kenya

21 Université Cheikh Anta Diop, Senegal

22 University of Zambia, Zambia

23 North-West University, South Africa

24 University of Lagos, Nigeria

25 Tanta University, Egypt

26 University of Ghana, Ghana

27 Université de Ouagadougou, Burkina Faso

28 Université Mohammed V – Agdal, Morocco

29 Nelson Mandela Metropolitan University, South Africa

30 Cape Peninsula University of Technology, South Africa

31 Université d’Antananarivo, Madagascar

32 Ain Shams University, Egypt

33 University of Ibadan, Nigeria

34 Kenyatta University, Kenya

35 University of Namibia, Namibia

36 Universiteit van die Vrystaati, South Africa.

37 University of Nigeria, Nigeria

38 The German university, in cairo, Egypt

39 University of Limpopo, South Africa

40 Université de la Reunion, Reunion

41 University of Khartoum, Sudan

42 Benha University, Egypt

43 Universidade Eduardo Mondlane, Mozambique

44 Helwan University, Egypt

45 École Nationale d'Architecture, Morocco

46 University of Fort Hare, South Africa

How i wish ''God's EFCC' could come and arrest this jonathan of a thing.

If at all, the president is damn clean why and what is that creating and multiplying phobia in him.

A leader that is serving as the bedrock to corruption.

This was how he mentioned the 'cabal' himself but till today, who are the cabal no one knows.

President Asks Sanusi to Resign For ‘Leaking’ $49.8bn Unremitted Funds.

Letter
In a move that may be bad for the image of a leader that has been criticised for his stance on corruption, President Goodluck Jonathan has asked the Central Bank of Nigeria (CBN) Governor, Sanusi Lamido Sanusi, to resign immediately on the grounds that the letter Sanusi wrote to him on the unremitted $49.8 billion oil revenue to the Federation Account, was leaked to former President Olusegun Obasanjo by the CBN governor.
Just months to the end of his tenure as governor, Sanusi has however refused to resign, even as he denied leaking the letter to anyone.
He was said to have informed the president during the heated telephone exchange that he could only be removed by two-thirds of the Senate as required by law.
The president was reported to have called Sanusi and accused him of leaking the letter to Obasanjo, which enabled the latter to use it as one of many allegations he levelled against Jonathan in his letter titled: “Before It is Too Late”.
According to a source in the presidency, the president was very angry and was not prepared to allow Sanusi proceed on his terminal leave in March, asked him to tender his resignation before the close of business last Tuesday.
Angered by the president’s position, Sanusi, who denied that he had leaked his letter to Obasanjo made it clear he would not be forced out, except he is removed by two-thirds of the Senate.
He also told the president that the letter was available in the presidential villa, available in the finance ministry and available in the central bank and wondered how he (Sanusi) could have leaked the letter, which was so widely available, to a former two-term president of Nigeria who has his people all over the place.
Sanusi also expressed his surprise to the president that he was the one being asked to resign instead of the president to ask those responsible for the non-remittance of the funds to resign.
Sources say his response threw the president aback, degenerating into a heated exchange during which Sanusi told the president anusi told the president that as the federal government’s Chief Economic Adviser, mandatorily required to bring issues of critical economic importance to the attention of the president, he had done a patriotic duty to his country.
“He informed the president that it is necessary to deal with the issues and not the letter that had been leaked since it has since been established that it was not $49.8 billion that had not been remitted to the Federation Account, but $10.8 billion, which was still in dispute and by any stretch of imagination was still a large sum.
“Sanusi felt he was being forced out for doing his patriotic duty to his country by drawing attention to the unaccounted funds. He only has two months to go, so this was a ploy to force him out and destroy his career and reputation.
“He knew this and for this reason, refused to throw in the towel as requested by the president,” a source familiar with the conversation told Thisday.
The president was said to have however remained adamant and insisted on the CBN governor’s resignation.
Sanusi had written to the president in September informing him that, among other issues, the Nigerian National Petroleum Corporation (NNPC) had not remitted $49.8 billion of oil revenue to the Federation Account over a 19-month period.
Although the letter was not made public until December 4, 2013 when it was leaked, Obasanjo referred to it in his letter dated December 2, 2013, to the president.

http://www.informationng.com/2014/01/president-asks-sanusi-to-resign-for-leaking-49-8bn-unremitted-funds-letter.html

blackchukky: Proudly futarian. Good work from Dr Alese, I can't forget so soon the wahala I went through when he taught me FORTRAN

infact!
To satisfy that man brain na real war.

I am now convinced with this achievement of hes' that he's very competent.

BRAVO! Dr. Alese

Matthew briggs: QUESTION 2

Which party would you vote for if elections were holding today.

I am not voting for party owkay.

Thou i am a pdp member

[quote author=meracool][/quote]wishing you all best in the land of futa.

The #1 and best university of technology.

Tuale gbogbo omo futa.

FUTA

The overall best university of technology.

A citadel of learning where technology is defining the right way of life.

PROUDLY A FUTARIAN!

Technology for self reliance

FUTA’s Paper Adjudged Best At International Conference On Internet Security.


A paper authored by a team from the Federal University of Technology Akure, FUTA, has been adjudged the best presentation at the 8th International Conference for Internet Technology and Secured Transactions (ICITST-2013) held in London, United Kingdom, in December 2013.
Entitled DGM Approach to Network Attacker and Defender Strategies, the paper, which was presented by Dr Kayode Alese, was co-authored by himself, Iwasokun Gabriel Babatunde and Haruna Danjuma Israel (all from the Department of Computer Science, FUTA), beating 1,241 papers received from 96 countries to emerge the overall best according to the panel of assessors.
The paper, which was later adjudged as the best for the year 2013, dwelt on novel strategies to checkmate infiltrations of secured transactions on the information super highway. A lot of uplifting remarks from the international faculty went in favour of the ambassadors of FUTA who presented the award-winning paper.
Alese, who is the current Dean of Students Affairs, said the general consensus at the conference was that FUTA showed great strength in global competitiveness through excellence in technological advancement, learning and research.

Undergraduate Sisters Burnt To Death In Delta

A midnight inferno that razed a students hostel in Agbor, Delta State, Tuesday, has burnt two female siblings to death.
The two girls identified as Favour and Ndidi from Obiaruku in Ukwuani Local Government Area of the state, were students of College of Education, Agbor and were among those living in a private hostel adjacent the college.
According to an eyewitness, “the unfortunate incident occurred while they were sleeping in the hostel. The fire started at about midnight unknown to neighbours that the two girls were in their rooms.”
No one could say precisely what started the fire which had wreaked havoc before men of the state fire service were called in for rescue operation.
The corpses of the sisters had since been deposited at the Central Hospital, Agbor

http://www.informationng.com/2014/01/undergraduate-sisters-burnt-to-death-in-delta.html

kulyie: then not now.in this era of open mrriages especilly when the man has his change and the woman hs her change too so no one has the power to use money and opress the other.

all those nonsense can only hppen to women who dont have any source of livelihood and hold marriage as if their life depends on it.
be living in stone age

I laugh in kanwulias voice mu che che che

if you think its not true, ask the likes of kanwulia abi mgbeketoto for more expanation or details

your mentor

skydeep: The poop thing is what I don't pray to experience. Gosh!

It is adviseable to defecate before labour

What of the baby coming with _shit!

The next thing poo inside toilet.

I prefer woman to comot the rubbish with the child on bed ooon

skydeep: Are you scared?

Hummmhmm!

How on earth are you reading my mind?

Because if the two of us is carrying protrude tommy about, who will they say is pregnant?

I?
She?
Both?

Oga ooo
this your #10 get hmmmmmm!

My wife!
My pride!

skydeep:

[b]The Father Might Show Symptoms of Pregnancy

It's surprisingly common for a father-to-be to start gaining weight, getting morning sickness and even feel cramps in his lower abdomen. The condition is known as a sympathetic pregnancy or the Couvade Syndrome, which comes from the french word couvee meaning "to hatch".

http://www.oddee.com/item_97595.aspx

chaii!

Dis birth documentary dey reveal wonders.

That means both should give birth now.

I beg stil help confirm mayb the man tommy go shut out?

kulyie: If i were in your shoes,that will be the last day i will ever eat their food.on your way back from work branch to a decent restaurant or fast food,eat there beleful before entering the house.when you enter,you greet them and head straight to your room.

This life is too beautiful for someone to be giving you drama for something as trivial and mudane as food.kojo men

and thats why i hate the idea of a grown ass man or woman living in a couples house when he can either rent a decent flat or stay in hostels or hotel.its even awkward

Oga ooo!
Odun tuntun, ayipada tuntun!

Ojogbonbirin kulyie, your comments since 1st day of this year have changed.

Hmmmmmm!

Is this your searching year?
Or
No more feminist?

Let me ask this first.

Who is the proposer here he or she?

Because i belief if he's the one proposing to the girl he would value her more than sending passport to the faceless online love.

obillyj: the ticket is not an issue yet. she is just scared of not knowing the outcome of her visit in an unfamiliar country.

So the fair of the unfamiliar country is all she could reasoned.

Some woman with their cochroach reasoning sense.

Did you know anything about prostitute. Thats what you are going to used for, because when you get there he become the author and terminator life.

meracool: ACADEMIC CALENDAR FOR 2013/2014
ACADEMIC SESSION
First Semester 2013/2014 Academic
Session
Sunday, 16th February, 2014 - Arrival of Fresh Students

Monday, 17thFebruary, 2014 -
Normal Registration and
Orientation Begin for Fresh
Students

Friday, 21st February, 2014 -
Orientation Ends

Monday, 24th February, 2014
- Lectures begin for 100 Level
Students

Sunday, 2nd March, 2014
- Arrival of 200 - 500 Level
Students

Monday, 3rd March, 2014 -
Normal Registration Begins for
200-500 Level Students

Monday, 3rd March, 2014 -
Lectures Begin for 200-500
Level Students

Friday, 7th March, 2014 -
Normal Registration Ends for
200-500 Level Students

Monday, 10th March, 2014
- Late Registration Begins for
200-500 Level Students

Friday, 14th March, 2014 -
Late Registration Ends for
200-500 Level Students

Wednesday, 26th March,
2014 -
Registration Ends for Fresh Students

Friday, 28th March, 2014 -
Matriculation Ceremony

Thursday, 3rd April, 2014 -
Mid-Semester Break Begins

Tuesday, 8th April, 2014 -
Mid-Semester Break Ends

Wednesday, 9th April, 2014 -
Lectures Resume for the
Remaining Part of First
Semester

Wednesday, 16th April, 2014 -
All Registration Document
reach the Registrar

Friday, 23rd May,
2014 -
Lectures End for First Semester
2013/2014
Academic Session

Monday, 2nd June, 2014 -
First Semester Examinations
Begin

Saturday, 21st June, 2014 -
First Semester Examinations
End

Saturday, 21st June, 2014 -
End of First Semester
2013/2014 Academic Session

**********
Second Semester 2013/2014
Academic Session

Sunday, 29th June, 2014 -
Arrival of Students for Second
Semester

Monday, 30th June, 2014 -
Normal Registration/Lectures
Begin

Friday, 4th July, 2014 -
Normal Registration Ends

Monday, 7th July, 2014 -
Late Registration Begins

Friday, 11th July, 2014 -
Late Registration Ends

Friday, 1st August, 2014 -
All Registration Documents
reach the Registrar

Thursday, 14th August, 2014 -
Mid-Semester Break Begins

Sunday, 17th August, 2014 -
Mid-Semester Break Ends

Monday, 18th August, 2014 -
Lectures Resume for the
Remaining Part of Second Semester

Friday, 26th September, 2014 -
Lectures End for Second
Semester 2013/2014
Academic Session

Monday, 6th October, 2014 -
Second Semester Examinations
Begin

Saturday, 18th October, 2014 -
Second Semester Examinations
End

Saturday, 18th October, 2014 -
End of 2013/2014 Academic Session

I thank God this fire brigade calender is not going to meet me in futa.

KLASS'14A

Mr. Man keep it a top secret for now and let peace reign.

By your statement, since your are very close to Titi. You should indirectly discourage Titi to let her dislike Bayo.

Oga OP, i am not saying you should go ahead to develop another trik to hurt Titi.

But, give her a chance to find another date.

With this.
before she find out, the memory of Bayo must have fade out in her brain.

SHALOM

nutigal: Put yourself in Titi's shoes. She wil be heartbroken but it's for the best. I think you should tell her and Titi herself should deal with the pain without giving Bayo any hint that she knows about the plan. She has to be strong.

And if such news were unveiled to you.

Do you think you can take it good fate without displaying your madness.

Your problem is not just starting now, but a reflection of your past sexlife.

You have failed to honour your body in the past.

Now the urge for sex at the slightest touch.

I guess the wedding is not the 9ja type because you must be tired after the whole show.

And beside, you now have her why the rush?

@farano:
Honeymoon doesn't exit anymore jare

Replaced by pot-hole moon.
Just imagine those head size a§s-hole. Smh!

kulyie: seriously

I know you like to comment to a situation like this.

Let me standby to see how you will crucify the lady

raytony: . Na until u see punch website or Osun defender before you go believe? Na me be the source. Picture evidence no do u?

Are just trying to show how silly you are by tieing a rapper to your neck and conclude that as a source or sauce which one self i dey vex.

Go and get a life!