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A Rat Got into an ATM machine and mutilated currency worth SR 18,000 (1.8M Naira).
They have arrested the culprit


Source : https://www.facebook.com/297412680407956/posts/1338539686295245/?app=fbl

bojbest:
My Advice.
1) You dont need money to make money. With 20k you should learn a skill like web design, graphics ecommerce etc

2) You are a student and starting a business to pay your bills will just put more pressure on you and you will lose your capital.

3) After learning the skill, You can be a freelancer and work online

4) You can start an Importation business but I dont think selling to students will make you money because students are broke and aint worling

5) If you plan to sell to students, start selling food stuffs at cheap fees

6) Get a petty job that you can do during breaks to make extra money.

7) Patience is key and consitency is under ratted. Be patient and work hard.

Thats all I can say sha.

Thank you Sir

ScotMisile:
You want to monetize the Gospel. .I pity your destiny... You want join pple that shames God's name because they are looking for means of survival. ..

I said I'll think about 6-13. It has nothing to do with the gospel.

VRDroid:
Save the money in the account and throw your ATM card away.

1. Borrow someone's Bible if you do not have one, and read from Genesis to Revelations, twice within 6 months and Start a Church. You can start Campus Fellowship in your name and save the Offering into your bank account directly.

2. Create a Youtube Channel to Preach to your subscribers and request for Donations for your preaching and healing messages.

3. Monetize the subscribers too.

4. When you have up to 100K subscribers start writing Elaborate Ebooks on how to Materialize Wealth, people fall for that shiit big time, and of 100K subscribers, you will eventually get buyers for your e-books and ensure you emphasize on donations to the 'Body of Christ'.

5. Forcefully discover your talents in Comedy and Music, anything that you can do without expense to generate income.

6. Go and learn driving, and get an investor to give you a car to drive 'within campus only' to raise money.

7. Learn website designs and graphics for free online and spam nairaland and other blogs for customers.

8. Live off-campus and put two other room mates there and bill them 2/3 of the cost of rent which which leaves you extra after recovering your rent and also enjoy their meals for free.

9. Launch a Research Team in school with an additional person and all the lazy students will pay you tokens to do their assignments then eat their food at their homes for free and go home with take away.

10. Buy a clipper and rent a space in an already established saloon to make money barbing and shaving.

11. Make a lady from a very wealthy family fall in love you and explain that you are smart but poor and once she falls in love, you launch a sophisticated love and romantic sex sessions and she will love you foolishly enough to let you control her expenses, if she breaks up, you have nothing to lose.

12. Make friends with any lecturers you meet and be so close to them that you can be the 'contact' for 'sorting', so you will always negotiate the price and keep some cash for yourself, you will be the go to guy, insulating the lecturer from all levels of suspicion, works all the time.

13. Learn how parasites survive without spending their money, do not associate with fellow poor people. Associate with the children of the wealthy and you will be surprise they will plan your budget alongside theirs, works all the time as long as you are a functional brain.

Did I mention you should learn yahoo yahoo? I did not.

I love to advise poor kids who need a way out of poverty, and I do not care what you do to surve, as long as you kill no one and do not hurt their souls. The body is temporal, you are free to fucck with the body, not the spirit. Kill none, but dont be poor. I hate poverty.

Hahaha.
This really got me... I will think about 6,7,8,9,10,11,12 and even 13.
Thank you

Legionx:
Have you heard of freelancing

Yes but I don't have any idea about freelancing

Legionx:
How well can you type and what school are you in?

Very well sir.
Uniport

Legionx:
Do you know how to operate computer

Yea

Buffalo2:
Photography

I've thought about this but my money isn't enough. Thanks

adeiza4u:
I can relate with your experience bro. I'll suggest you start importing few things to sell on Campus. That's what I do now; I buy things such as OTG flash drives, SD cards etc and resell to students. I sometimes ago customized wristbands and sold them to students. Also, I resell data to them.
Whatever you choose to do however, make sure your study is not secondary to your being in the school.
May the Lord help you to pull through. My special greetings to InvertedHammer. You're forever GOLD sir.

Thanks very brother

Please I need ideas.
Mods should help abeg.

Cc: lalasticala
Fynestboi

Please what business can I start with 117k as a student to sponsor my self in school?
I need advice and guidance, don't want to invest it in wrongly please..
My sponser which is my dad died, so my mum managed to raise the money for me to start a business and sponsor my self in school.
I study in the university of PortHarcourt and this money is just my school fee for two sessions.
Thing is I don't want to keep this money cause I might end up miss using it, want to invest it in something profitable. And alsoi don't want a business that will take much of my time, so I'll be able to focus on my studies.
Business gurus in house please help a brother.

I don't know if I am posting this in the right section but, since it has to do with education, I think here Is OK.
Pardon my write up
Please your ideas are welcome

Really ?
This post has actually changed my life, so emotional, can't control my tears. Thanks for sharing .

Can't believe I just commented on this
Please how I can delete my comment

Akpabio has messed up his political career big time! Sure he has regret leaving the PDP