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SportsRe: "Lionel Messi Has Done More For La Liga Than Anyone" - President Javier Tebas by MirJay: 10:24am On Nov 13, 2018
Basitelo1:
Make he do same 4 Argentina na
mr man Messi is Argentina all time top scorer . 1 world cup final and 3 nation cup finals no be beans. even ororo never and will never ever reach world cup final.

I was imagining if Messi had decided to take up spain nationality (he was begged to) una for no get mouth for him head. unlike Ronaldo who ran away from his real birth country Brazil .
SportsRe: "Lionel Messi Has Done More For La Liga Than Anyone" - President Javier Tebas by MirJay: 10:18am On Nov 13, 2018
of course stats don't lie.

Individual records
Further information: List of La Liga top scorers
Most career league goals: 392,
Lionel Messi[83]
Most goals scored in a season: 50,
Lionel Messi (2011–12) [84]
Most goals scored in a calendar year: 91, Lionel Messi (2012) [85]
Most league home goals in a season (38 games, 19 home games): 35,
Lionel Messi (2011–12) [86]
Most league away goals in a season (38 games, 19 away games): 24,
Lionel Messi (2012–13) [87]
Most league matches scored in a season (38 games): 27, Lionel Messi, [88] (2011–12) [89]
Most league home matches scored in a season (38 games): 16, Lionel Messi (2011–12) [86]
Most league away matches scored in a season (38 games): 15, Lionel Messi (2012–13) [90]
Most opponents scored against in La Liga history: 37, Lionel Messi[91][92]
Most opponents scored against in a season: 19, joint record:
Ronaldo for Barcelona (1996–97) (42 games)[93]
Cristiano Ronaldo for Real Madrid (2011–12) (38 games)[93]
Lionel Messi for Barcelona (2012–13) (38 games)[94]
Most goals scored in a game: 7, joint record:
Agustín Sauto Arana (for
Athletic Bilbao v. Barcelona , 8 February 1931) [95][96]
László Kubala (for Barcelona v.
Sporting Gijón , 10 February 1952) [97]
Most consecutive league appearances scored in: 21, Lionel Messi (33 goals, from matchday 11 to matchday 34, season 2012-13) [98]
Most consecutive home league matches scored in: 18, Mariano Martín (37 goals, from matchday 22 season 1941-42 to matchday 6 season 1943-44) [99]
Most consecutive away league matches scored in: 13, Lionel Messi (20 goals from matchday 8 to matchday 33, season 2012–13) [90]
Most hat-tricks scored in La Liga history: 34,: Cristiano Ronaldo [100]
[101]
Most league hat-tricks scored in a season: 8, joint record:
Lionel Messi (2011–12) [102]
Cristiano Ronaldo (2014–15) [103]
Most braces (2-goal matches) scored in La Liga history: 70, Lionel Messi (2004-) [104]
Fastest hat-trick in La Liga: Bebeto for Deportivo La Coruña vs Albacete in 1995 [105][106]
Fastest to 20 league goals in a single season: 12 games, Cristiano Ronaldo (2014–15) [107]
Fastest 50 league goals: 37 games,
Isidro Lángara (for Oviedo (matchday 19, 07/04/1935 , season 1934–35) [citation needed ]
Fastest 100 league goals: 82 games,
Isidro Lángara (for Oviedo (matchday 2, 28 September 1947, season 1947–48) [108]
Fastest 150 league goals: 140 games, Cristiano Ronaldo (matchday 5, 22 September 2013 , season 2013–14) [109]
Fastest 200 league goals: 178 games, Cristiano Ronaldo [110][111]
Fastest 250 league goals: 228 games, Cristiano Ronaldo [112][113]
Fastest 300 league goals: 286 games, Cristiano Ronaldo [114]
Most consecutive hat-tricks in one season: 3, Isidro Lángara (for Oviedo (1934–35) [115]
Most goals scored from direct free kicks: 26, Lionel Messi[116]
Most goals from penalties in La Liga history: 61, Cristiano Ronaldo [117]
Most penalties taken in La Liga history: 72, Cristiano Ronaldo [118]
Youngest player to score 200 league goals: Lionel Messi, 25 years and 7 months (27 January 2013)[119]
Youngest goalscorer: Fabrice Olinga , 16 years and 98 days (for Málaga v.
Celta Vigo, 18 August 2012) [120]
[121]
Most wins at La Liga Best Player award: 6, Lionel Messi[122]
Most wins at La Liga Best Forward award: 7, Lionel Messi[123][124]
First player to score in 15 consecutive seasons: Lionel Messi[125]
Only player to score 20+ goals in 10 consecutive seasons: Lionel Messi (2004-) [126][127]
Only player to score 30+ goals in 7 different seasons: Lionel Messi (2004-) [128][129]
Only player to score 4 goals (super hat-tricks) in 2 consecutive matches in La Liga history in a single season: 2, Luis Suárez (matchdays 34 and 35, season 2015–16) [130]
Only players to be involved in 7 goals in a single match in La Liga history: joint record:
Agustín Sauto Arana (for Athletic Bilbao vs Barcelona, 8 February 1931) [95][96]
László Kubala (for Barcelona v.
Sporting Gijón , 10 February 1952) [97]
Luis Suárez , (matchday 34, 20 April 2016, season 2015–16) [130]
Most wins in La Liga history: 334,
Iker Casillas (1999-2015) [131]
Most assists provided in La Liga history: 154, Lionel Messi[132][133]
Only players to be top goalscorers and top assist providers in the same season: Luis Suárez (2015-16),
Lionel Messi (2017-1
LiteratureRe: Silver1996 Wins November Awards by MirJay: 11:39am On Nov 12, 2018
please give Silver1996 the honor He deserves. I vote Silver1996
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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Manchester City Vs Manchester United (3 - 1) On 11th November 2018 by MirJay: 7:13pm On Nov 11, 2018
osazsky:
DARMIAN damm morinho, man united is SMALLING. Not sure, so SHAW couldn't even MARTIAL that defence and YOUNG was BLIND when it MATA most. I swear man united JONES meanwhile its inSANE for pep to spend all his pounds STERLING to buy a STONE to prevent JESUS from resurrecting yet JESUS the WALKER walked away with 2 SILVAware before april when BENJAMIN will be born, but all these didn't happen in VALENCIA. It happened here in england, Manchester city. JOSEPH"pep" Guardiola sala born 18th January 1971, the elder brother to BENJAMIN mendy who was sold by his elder brother RUEBEN in munich as a slave to Egypt but found himself in england. has finally brought Spain to england. Pls joseph we need you in Africa for the second time. This time not egypt but nigeria .not to save us from famine but this time to lead us to glory in the next world cup just as moses lead Chelsea to glory in 2017 AD, but moses couldn't even cross for Chelsea in 2018AD. Imagine what moses and Joseph could have done if they were born in d same generation, pls pep SALA we need SALAH in city next season ,imagine Gabriel JESUS and MOHAMMED SALAH on the same team working together for one purpose. If JESUS and MOHAMMED can work together then we shouldn't kill ourselves .Christians pls don't kill Muslims and Muslims pls don't kill Christians. We are one. Our enemies are the red DEVILS ,yes the devil. bam who needs SACHET water sorry Sanchez what a waste, after u drink d content u discard d sarchet,Wenger na wise man
bros y na? wetin u smoke?
CelebritiesRe: Alexx Ekubo & Kenneth Okonkwo Meet With Yemi Osinbajo by MirJay: 12:52pm On Oct 29, 2018
Kenneth okonkwo is a good actor but a very bad politician.
CrimeRe: Man Pretending To Be Female Relative Defrauds Senator Alasodura Of N3m by MirJay: 10:41am On Oct 29, 2018
the senator sent money to a LovePeddler or so he thought not to any relative
CelebritiesRe: Wizkid Shades DMW Aloma That Said “Assurance” Is Better Than ‘‘Fever’’ by MirJay: 6:18pm On Oct 26, 2018
Wizzy, even their papa they hire person write him song
Music/RadioThank You Lord - G.P by MirJay(op):
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SportsRe: Libya Vs Nigeria: Super Eagles Arrive Taïeb M’hiri Stadium, Sfax, Tunisia (Pic) by MirJay: 10:20am On Oct 16, 2018
stingy NFF. this guys should have arrived yesterday
SportsRe: Nigeria Vs Libya: Africa Cup Of Nations Qualifier - 4 - 0 (Full Time) by MirJay: 5:42pm On Oct 13, 2018
Nigerians in libya go suffer with revenge beating dis night
PoliticsRe: The 419 Quotes That Tricked Nigerians In 2015: by MirJay(op): 12:30am On Oct 13, 2018
Feel free to add yours
PoliticsThe 419 Quotes That Tricked Nigerians In 2015: by MirJay(op): 12:29am On Oct 13, 2018
”A serious government will fix power problem in six months.” – Babatunde Raji Fashola (November 12, 2014)
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”Stone us [APC] if we do not perform after two years.” – Tony Momoh ( April 3, 2016, The Guardian)
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”The only way to have stable electricity is to vote out PDP.” – Babatunde Raji Fashola (July 12, 2014, The Nation)
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”We seriously frown at President Goodluck Jonathan, over the unceremonious removal of the Group Managing Director of NNPC, Mr Andrew Yakubu.” -(APC, August 4, 2014, Channels TV)
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”It’s Time To Restructure Nigeria: The present situation of things where all component units get monthly allocation from the Federal Government only makes the states lazy and unproductive.” – Nasiru El-Rufai (August 2010)
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”Jonathan should resign if he has no solution to the violence being unleashed on some parts of the country.” – Nasiru El-Rufai (August 2012)
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”The only solution to the present political uncertainty in the country is for the National Assembly to set machineries in motion for the impeachment of ailing President Umaru Musa Yar’Adua.” – Muhammadu Buhari (March 10, 2010, Sun Newspapers)


”Waste: Let me give an instance, presently, there are more than 6 aircraft in the presidential fleet. What do you call that? “Billions of naira is budgeted every year for the maintenance of these aircraft not to talk of operational cost and other expenses.” – Muhammadu Buhari (February 2015, Nigerians in UK)
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”We intend for instance, to bring back our National carrier, the Nigerian Airways. We shall do this by bringing all the aircraft in the presidential fleet into the Nigerian airway and within a year increase the fleet into about 20.” -Muhammadu Buhari (February 2015, Nigerians in UK)
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”Why do I need to embark on a foreign trip as a president with a huge crowd with public funds?
”Why do I need to go for foreign medical trip if we cannot make our hospital functional?” – Muhammadu Buhari (February 2015, Nigerians in UK)
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”Why is the nation?s currency, the Naira, now trading for N180 per Dollar, while the South African Rand is trading at R11 to one United States Dollar?” – Babatunde Raji Fashola (Dec 26, 2014, The Nation)

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”Give Nigerians a daily update on the health of President Umaru Yar’Adua to stem the growing rumours surrounding his state of health.” – Lai Mohammed (December 21, 2009, The Nation)
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”Amaechi is not only clean but a tool to free Nigeria from the corruption imposed on us by those who hate our nation.” – APC (October 24, 2016, Vanguard)

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”The recent proscription of Boko Haram and Ansaru violates the Constitution.” – Lai Mohammed (June 10, 2013, The Nation
Be careful of what you say today because of tomorrow.......
Music/Radio19 year Old boy Performes Wizkid Song and for a while i thought it was Wiz by MirJay(op):
for the first two minute i thought wizkid was the one singing then i realize we got someone who kinda sound like Wiz.




watch below


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lr3ZBbBkXhA
CelebritiesRe: Chris Morgan Attacked By Robbers Who Stabbed Him, Tried To Slit His Throat by MirJay: 10:52pm On Jun 03, 2018
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PoliticsRe: Buhari’s Ministers Lose Out, Organise Parallel Congresses by MirJay: 8:21am On May 21, 2018
what is Dis one saying
HealthRe: Nigerians Must Prepare For Possible Ebola Outbreak - Toyin Saraki by MirJay: 8:11am On May 21, 2018
RomanceRe: Don't Marry Guys Who Have This 10 Habits... by MirJay: 4:25pm On May 19, 2018
story for the gods.. who all this one epp...the fact is 21st century ladies will not marry you if your pocket empty...money money eh ego
CultureRe: Emir Sanusi Searching For Ramadan Moon (Photos) by MirJay: 9:57pm On May 17, 2018
I searched but diidnot see a star talk more of moon.
PoliticsRe: Nela Duke & Asuquo Ekpeyong's Traditional Wedding: Dangote, Akpabio Spotted by MirJay: 4:30pm On May 07, 2018
the man resemble Rochas okorocha

abi na only me see am
PropertiesRe: Properties In Port Harcourt Destroyed After A Heavy Rainfall (Photos) by MirJay: 4:26pm On May 07, 2018
buhari should be blamed for this also
SportsRe: #PFA Awards: Mohamed Salah Picks Up Men's Player Of The Year by MirJay: 12:06am On Apr 23, 2018
May God punish Mourinho for destroying Chelsea 's future Baloon d or player. ah!! the bastardized bastard even sold De Bruyne saying he was lazy in training. d goat wanted to even sell hazard but as it said "Culture is super Organic"
PoliticsRe: "Kogi Government Trying To Frame Me For Murder" - Dino Melaye by MirJay: 11:34pm On Mar 12, 2018
Bello Yahaya is a Mistake to Kogites. i have been in Lokoja for a while but i cant see aything he has done. all he does is follow thw command Of Edward Onoja his Chief Of Staff(Kogi Main Governor). This Man have distributed arms to Ebira youths in anticipation of rigging the 2019 elections. Acoording to him Ebira Blood dey Hot but he doesn't know that the Blood Of Jesus is Hotter than any Blood .

Am crying for my state cry cry cry cry cry cry cry cry cry cry cry cry cry cry cry cry cry cry cry
EducationRe: Reading Can Get You High by MirJay: 12:36pm On Mar 09, 2018
NLbully:
Yes that's why I don't read grin
no wonder u spend your time typing trash online
CelebritiesRe: 'DJ Cuppy My Flawa' - Asa Asika, Davido's Manager Gushes About Girlfriend by MirJay: 12:35pm On Mar 09, 2018
who be this one na? inside this hot sun for Lokoja na dis kind yeye news i dey c
PoliticsRe: Order Police IG To Enforce Benue Anti-Open Grazing Law - Reps Tells Buhari by MirJay: 11:50am On Mar 09, 2018
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CelebritiesRe: PHOTOS: Wizkid And Iwobi Model For New Super Eagles Jersey by MirJay: 6:35pm On Feb 07, 2018
Preety wiz
PoliticsRe: BBOG Members Protest At Aso Villa (Photos) by MirJay: 4:32pm On Jan 24, 2018
The same method used to chase GEJ is now used against PMB. OBJ u too much. Thunder fire Buhari
EducationRe: 2nd Edition Of The XFIRE Nairaland Scholarship Quiz-Final Test In Progress by MirJay: 4:01pm On Jan 24, 2018
Nltaliban:
Congratulations to everyone who made it to the final stage, let's try our best this time.

Cheers

I'm representing the University of Ibadan




Since you've been on Nairaland, you've never appreciated anything.. Am not sure anything good can come out of your yam head.
Amen

PoliticsSenetor Mustapha Mohammed Of Niger State Commissions An Electric poleo by MirJay(op): 7:28pm On Jan 23, 2018
[url][/url]Senator Mustapha Sani Mohammed of Niger State Commissions An Electric Pole In His Senatorial District

CelebritiesRe: Female Fan Grabs Davido's Manhood On Stage At One Lagos Fiesta by MirJay: 9:03am On Jan 23, 2018
undecided he couldn't feel the touch \grabing cos his dick is dot like

RomanceRe: "I Have A Big Butt' - Nigerian Girl Posts On Facebook by MirJay: 11:49pm On Jan 22, 2018
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