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Bill, Jim, and Scott were at a convention together and were
sharing a large suite on the top of a 75 story sky scraper.
After a long day of meetings they were shocked to hear that the
elevators in their hotel were broken and they would have to climb
75 flights of stairs to get to their room. Bill said to Jim and
Scott, let's break the monotony of this unpleasant task by
concentrating on something interesting. I'll tell jokes for 25
flights, and Jim can sing songs for 25 flights, and Scott can
tell sad stories the rest of the way. At the 26th floor Bill
stopped telling jokes and Jim began to sing. At the 51st floor
Jim stopped singing and Scott began to tell sad stories. "I will
tell my saddest story first," he said. "I left the room key in
the car!"

HR.hotness:
u need to meet her in person,,, i bet u'd be singing another tune

so she'll squash me when she tries to hug, abi?? No i've met enough 'Big' people. i don't want to meet none no more. Thanks for asking anyway.

blush:
d question should be who is sexiest,

no.3 oozes sex, no.2 is just good looking
forget big is beautiful,
no.3 is hot!

Ohh, excuse me! Whats hot in those extra flesh and fat?? i think guys should talk more of sexy and am saying i wont count no 3 as part of the first 4 out of the 6.
Haba, spare us ma about 'BIG' being beautiful. Bigness redures nice shape and we all know most guys go for shape most as priority, then face beauty.

I dont suscribe to bigness. Huh!

No 2 is ok. No 3 is . Bigness aint my thing. No 5 is fine too but so young with this innocent look that could be deceptive.

please i would like anyone that has access to Battery market to help me get a fairly used Sealed Battery for my Inverter.i would like the best prices and affordable in Lagos.

earthrealm:
u can hv this one for 150k, the engine is sound, its only a little body work that u will do it,
sound system is also excellent, i can install alloy wheels for just a token,
holla if interested

nb, i know a good panel beater that will help u do the body work, 4 just a token

u need the VIN nos?

Kai people are wicked ooo. !! This one na car or scrap??

_{Aye ma nika oo}

WAO !!
This one na die ooo


And the face too pretty no be small.

All good enough to eat

but the last one no be your pix now !!

Nwando !!!

This is getting too much ooo. Take it easy on the lady now. it seems you have a personal vendetta with her.

izatrini:
I certainly don't intend to be a surrogate mom for anyone. Am not sowing anything, before I go head long into this i wanted to get input. Certainly if this was a practice of mine I would not be on here pouring my heart out.

@Izatrini, i think the best thing is to leave the man alone. Even his conscience is not in agreement with his actions and thats why he is behaving like that recently. He is another woman's property. Please find love from somewhere else.

just my 2 pence!!

Seun:
If he wants you as a surrogate mother, let him pay for it.

If he's no longer pleasing you, dump him.

We men are not worth the trouble.

Imagine that coming from a man !!!

I take an exception to that. Maybe the likes of you aint worth it but i know many that standout and are worth the trouble.
my closest uncle waited for almost 10 years before the first child came 2 years ago. He didnt even do extra runs at all.he is a staunch Believer and God answered him at 'HIS' time.

It all boils down to the Integrity/credibility and the godliness in the man.

speakout:
@mishooo (m),
Looking @ your formula, u have used an absolute formula ($) that can never be increamented except u find a way of resolving it with relative formula which will allow u inreamental coping. If u are still confused, post back.

Thanks so much @speakout.
i discovered it couldnt be incremented so i took to your advice and got this instead

=MID(Sheet1!B6,1,1)

i discovered by removing the '$' sign, it would be incremented easily. To think i was sweating throughout yesterday just for this- --

Thanks guys.And God bless !!

topssy:
Hi guys, visit my website www.destinyndreamz.co.uk

does it have anything to do with my project ?

if not, pls find someone to answer moi.
Thanks

i have a project on hand at work and what gives me problem is the excel sheet that i have to populate.

the written code below retrieves some data from sheet 1 into sheet 2 a letter at a time.
this is the code to retrieve the first letter of the word in the cell

=MID(Sheet1!$B$116,1,1)

PROBLEM: i need to use the code for 15, 000 cells and i just cant write that out.

SOLUTION NEEDED: I need a formula to increment the cells by increasing the ' MID(Sheet1!$B$116 ' part with 1 so making it ' MID(Sheet1!$B$117 ' and auto increment is not working on my excel sheet.



PLEASE I NEED HELP URGENTLY ON THIS.
THANKS.

®~^Sly^~®:

Now u talking. . .don't do more than yourself. . .
Even if it comes to giving your chick. .agbada to wear to the club. .then do that!

You may loose your chick. . .get beaten. . .if u give her sum of these dresses

Laters bro!. . .bed time!

LOL.

Nice nite guys

acidrop:
ahahahahahahah. lol. well that will be it folks, because MR someone has to go to bed. lo

so you want to go sleep without telling us who the lucky fella who's taking you to club is

®~^Sly^~®:
I like 2 and 7. . .
Only u stand the chance of loosing your chick in tha club if your game aint tight!

Didnt say loose my chic. i said get beaten up by muscle hands.
Jay, i no sabi aikido ooo

The last 3 dresses are OK. they are cool.
Dress7 is fine by my standard.

Dresses 5&6 are soooo

Dress 5 is the best. i love it.
Dress 4 is fine too.
THOSE ARE DRESSES !!

dresses 1,2&3 aint so cool especially one aint fitting and looks - - - - .

But Dress2 is still pretty if you are sure some 'stuffs' rabbits wont pop out. LOL

the second shoe doesnt look like something too casual looks corporate to me sha.

i love the last one best though the third one's beautiful. but i like them simple to show some beauties.

®~^Sly^~®:
Missssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssshoooooooooooooooooooooooooo wurr it do man!

And whats with the innocent thingy?

appreciating some assets aint making you no perv man.
only if you don't go too far---. lol

i like the shoes but don't dig them ankle chains because who looks 'down' when 'up' aint pleasant. i wont even notice it . might just appreciate the leg. thats all.

i like the second pix too. its just ok ! cos i dont want someone to beat me blueblack 'on top' my thing. lol

acidrop:
lol the chick on the white top, 's got extra stuff huh? heheheheh

ACCCCCIIIIIIIDDDDDDDDd
yeah she sure does !!

®~^Sly^~®:
I aint no perv. . . .uv got one nasty mind!

sly waddup !!

Hey bruv, stop being innocent.

SLYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

BaD BOY!!

gOOD gUY !!

I don dey see all ur exploit recently but am getting silent now.
i see say your body dey inside cloth. Abi??

yeah. guessed as much. Can see you had to add one 'e' as i added one 'o'. Very funny !!

ibkayee:
@mishoooo
hey mishy how you de?

am cool. can see you are as lively as ever.

----- but why are you at 27 post again ??
----Since all these months
- ---- Abi, oga seun don ban you ??

_{Scratching my greyishly bald head}

so this thread is still alive, after a failed mouth-to-mouth resuscitation Acid and i did some months back. Thats nice guys. Can see some new peeps.

Ibukun waddup ?? Long time.

omoadeoou:
You can check Tritech Computers Limited @ 101A, Adeniyi jones, off Allen Avenue.

Thanks pal. God bless you.

J UNIT:
the truth is if your paper work is genuine, you would get a visa, most people get turned down because they do not have the right paper work, and all they want to do is go to that country and stay there for life disgracing the nigerian name.

That not very true my guy.

many people with perfect paperwork get turned down daily for flimsy reasons.

The embassies realized the more they turn people down, the more they generate cash 'cos people come back to try their luck.

pls can anybody respond to this ??



am waiting - - - - - -

mishooo:
Hello all. Please i have someone that needs a place urgently for her IT. She is studying Comp Science and she is ready to learn.she is in Lagos and would love to start anytime from now. would love areas not far from Ikeja, Ojodu, Agege, Ogba et al.

I would love to get an e mail to send her CV to. Thanks.

Am still waiting for any good Samaritan.

cilos:
hey, i have a place you can go do your IT. training. the name of the company is business systems solutions limited, its address is 6,johnson street,ilupeju lagos , nigeria of cause. they are basically into software development. i had mine there ,and i was asked to get any interested it student for them. try them out !!!!!

Thanks but can i get their e-mail addy

Once again thanks!!

any other option in the house?