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Good !!
So what's the next question??

@Topic - Debugger - very easy



@Topic - huriplebs

Okanran:
@ 702,

You should have stated the rules of the game clearly at the on-set, I guess mine's a medical word because its a sleeping sickness caused by insect bite

myasroaiptssino=trypanosomiasis

Too bad I had to decode it ma-self the prize ($5,000.00) goes to Okanran

Okanran. thats not fair. it aint an everyday english.

Okay guys maybe maximum of 10 letters. Okanran's !5 letters was something else. Racked my scrabble brain but couldnt get it.

Trypnosomiasis aint a word.its jargon to a layman. Lets use a standard dictionary.

Okanran:
drapetiha = apartheid _{hope u ain' inclined in that direction}

Ok hommes, since u've been a good sport hw bout u try this 4 size,,,,,,,,,myasroaiptssino,,,,,,,, ,,,,,,,ave fun y'all

thats a 15 letter word man. Helluva task !!

You gotta give us a clue at least

Sorry man too simple.

CONGRESS

I guess OYO for me as you said. !!




@Topic - new word - ' drapetiha '

Okanran:
ingsomuaanm=magnanimous (time 4 you to put your money where your mouff @: doff your hat, snap it n put in your profile )

@ post: ocrsengs

Quite simple rite?

If a babe gets is correct, u get to spend the weekend with me (trust me am romantic and a gentleman). I f u be guy,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,OYO

Nice one man !!

I love things like this.
Answer= Punishing


ingsomuaanm. _{if you get this, i doff my hat !!}

LAKANYE~:
AND WALK RIGHT BACK INTO
GARI FOR BREAFAST,
GARI FOR LUNCH
AND GARI FOR DINNER,
A TARTERED SHIRT, WORN~OUT SHOES,
UNGROOMED HAIR STYLES
AND AN IMMACULATE AND ABJECT POVERTY

If that is your LOT, even if you are employed for the job, its just a matter of time.

Whatever you become in life has to do with your dreams. Even God can do nothing for you if you cannot see yourself doing it.

SENATOR JD:
why in go faint no be in put am there?

personally i would(if allowed) be beside my wife all the way through

I personally know a man that fainted during his wife's labour.

I think it could be scary oo!!

HR.hotness:
My husband will be tied down and physically carried into the labour room if need be. . . .

It is compulsory he sees what i have to go through to bring forth our child

LOL

Wicked lady
When he faints, your eyes will clear !!

_{peeps into thread and sees mustapha Mustay}

Ol' boy, na wa oo. You don dey colonise thread now abi?? How you dey sha. E don tey.

@IbKaye, how dey go dey go?? No let Mustay spoil you for us oo. You hear ??

Because i no trust Mustay reach that level oo

Awa daada o. Ope ni fun olorun. O dara lati ri o ni ibi. Se isinmi n dun oo??
mo kan ni kin so pe 'e ku ijo meta' ni.

a o tun ma rira oo

lol
o dabi eni pe mo n wo ere 'Baba Aluwe' ati 'Baba Sala'

Mo juba fun gbogbo onile oo

Nana mi owon, bawo ni oo ??

Depends on the situation.
I did it once. Got to the office and observed their parking lot first. i saw only 2 cars. kept mum. entered the office and i saw their staffers not looking chubby and well fed. i didnt say a word. i waited patiently for almost 2 hours before it was my turn. just as the person before me was on his way out, i caught a glimpse of the 'Oga patapata'.

All what my mind have been observing just clicked like the snapping of a finger. i stood up and announced to the guy after me to enter as i coolly strolled out of the compound with the guy just coming out .

after much service in the labour market, i know the kind of company that can pay you slaves' pay by just having a glimpse of the staff and office arrangement. Trust me, i took a good decision. I later knew sha.

Pourquoi sont vous des types prenant toute cette annonce personnelle. AcidDrop n'est pas même conscient de tout ceux-ci. Prenez-le facile!!

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please can i know the company. cause the company matters to me. And can we have some pix at least.

am interested please.

IMTC 11 kudirat abiola way oregun beside afribank building.

I haven't checked it though.

The problem with you guys is that you only accept another person's opinion as long as it has affinity with your upbringing and belief systems. How can you refer me to a post when i can refer you to a hundred posts but decided to talk on MY experience. you could just as well keep quiet if you don't have any experience in the area of discussion (no disregard intended).

I never said i believe in the efficacy of 'juju' but just in its existence. i actually don't have the time for all these rambling and arguments are not my strong point. i just say things as they are and i move on (am already feeling guilty of advertising 'juju' if i can devote such number of minutes to it).

Am out of here.

Tasma:
@ mishooo

Have YOU seen a bird turn into a human (LIVE)?? Well, i have to confess that i wasnt there when the bird fell. but i saw the old haggard looking woman and heard from witnesses Paradoxically I will use a statement you made to try to explain things to you. Yes our level of education and enlightenment affects how we perceive things in life, for example a villager might be awestruck at the sight of space shuttle, that does not make a space shuttle supernatural. Your level of education and enlightenment obviously affects your perception on things. My guy, you amaze me. you are talking of science that has to do with logical explanation/reasoning as if am from the stone age. LOL. We are talking of mysticism that doesnt have logics. You must think you are replying someone without knowledge. wake up man !! That is why one persons subjective view on an event cannot be taken as truth. The fact that you may have thought you saw a bird turn into a human, does not actually mean that is what really happened. Your perceptive of such an event is based on your own tendency towards a supernatural explanation for things you cannot understand. so should it be based on your own?? i think we explain thing according to our perception of its meaning. thats why i wasnt quoting anyone. i speak what i know. I wonder what will happen if you watched LIVE an hour long magic show by the likes of David Copperfield or some other great magician. You'll probably leave that show convinced that "white man jazz pass black man jazz o". Magic is for entertainment. 'Juju' is for wickedness. you are mixing so many things up here. a wicked person doesnt want to prove anything to you. He want to harm you !! you geddit boy?? Not wanting to put you down man but just try to broaden your horizons a bit. You are telling me to broaden my horizons?? LOL, you don't even have an idea of who i am and how broadened my horizons are. and believe, i don't want to prove anything to you or tell you about myself.

All that said, the topic is "Juju, real or not" and i've said my own part. My submission again is this : 'Juju' is very real but the infinite Being (God) is more REAL.

Ibi ti ko ba ti si ile, la ti n jiyan okiti .
we only have to argue about who can somersault the most when we are far from land.

@Tasma, if you are really sure i don't know what am saying, you can send me your real name, your father's name and your mother's maiden name. i don't even need your location. i'll pass them to the right quarters.

i purposefully didnt reply again when people came out with so much grammar to dispel the fact that there's a dark side of the spiritual world. people are ignorant of many things. and our ignorance starts from trying to judge everything by our sense of feel, touch and smell. education doesnt change some fundamental things. you can explain so many things because of your level of education but DEFINITELY there are many things that you can't explain but they exist.

i grew up in the rural and have witnessed people foaming and death through use of diabolical charms and ordinary rings. are you telling me those charms wont work if used on a white man who doesnt believe in it ?? Come on guys.!!! These things are deeper than your feeble minds can grasp.

How many of you have seen a bird turn into a human (LIVE) ??
How many of you have seen a REAL witch Doctor (babalawo) ??
How many of you have seen a REAL 'Bante' (the charm thats tied around the waist) ??
am not talking of films guys !!!

You guys just type out of your little experience in life.
So you don't know guys that have left their all (achievement, properties et at ) in wherever they are abroad and go home back to Naija to suffer without reason (only because someone called them in the middle of the night) ??

~Lady~:
I am glad that you are ignorant of the juju issue, and I pray that you remain ignorant of it. Trust me you don't want to experience what I have experienced.

There are other stories in my life, but this is enough for the wise.
Stay true to God and he will deliver you, I promise.
Stay true to Christ.

It's not only Nigeria dear, it's India and Republic of Benin and Haiti and St. Thomas, the carribean. Trust me it's there. When you see you will believe. I have seen I believe they exist, but I have overcome with Christ.

i understand what lady T went through and i must say its just by HIS Grace that she's still alive.

lucabrasi:
@ladyT

think you should thank GOD you have a mum alive or you wont be saying the same thing because she will have done a lot spiritually to fortify you n protect you even without telling you,suprised cause i didnt know such stuffs happened in a single wife household,from experience i think its always worse when the extended family rely on the man for their livelihood

You don't need any fortification if you have Christ. you are way above them.
Get any local witch and ask her !!

I rest my case

i went there but didnt get the feel of things. how do i challenge you ??

Juju real or not real
You must be kidding me.

When have you gone to your Village last.

please just enjoy in switzerland, and don't make the mistake of goin to a place like MY Village o.
Else they would have seen you as you cross the bridge . All they need is your name. and God help you if you did not give one of them a substantial gift. believe me, they will be calling your name every night and probably remote control you for the rest of your life.

Aunty Udode, Juju dey ooo.

-------- But God pass them

Come sef, ingrish na your papa language
Lagbaja don sing am finish. He talk say

' i speak, you hear. when i speak you understand. oro wa ti ye rawa, idea lo ju. if i fire and you dodge, i don't care. na the beginning of crase be that.'

If you wan form, no be for your house na. You go carry oyinbo commot go outside. This na Naija forum.

make i carry waka before them lynch me jare.

johndav:
the idea of good use of english is a splendid thing,because we ought to speak well of whatever we do.if not what is the need of the saying everything worth doing is what doing well.if you want to speak pidgin nigeria,then we know its that but if its english let it be just that pure and simple,

okay, i suppose say you dey yarn say make we no kaboosh for pidgin again. Na nana i just get your levels. Nothing do you.

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dreeldee:

una no dey sleep

For where i dey morning just wan reach na [size=5pt]in your dreams[/size]

you wan participate after people don dey rest from yab Abeg this thread don get im own fair share of patronage. no add join oo.

OR ELSE NA BANNNN !!!!

AFTER THE PARTY HAS ENDED AND EVERYONE HAS GONE HOME

in strolls Mr. JJC by the name - - - - and this is what he has to say :

dreeldee:
this isn't right

Bros go siddon jare. this thread don close since na

EFOSA VAL:
ok sorry

i dey try reduce my vex small small.

Next time you go watch them softly softly through key hole, later call Aunty B to come join you. Na so Amebo for that old soap opera dey do for inside TV now.