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Lazzaro:
please hope am not sounding too vulgar? guess we are all adults here,but i need you guys to show pictures of a perfect figure 8

it will be highly appreciated

_{See small boy Sense oo}

You know what?? You first post what you think is the figure 8 shape, then we'll analyze it for you.

https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-132732.0.html#msg2238420

Asaro (porridge) or whatsyourname, you don see playing Ground, abi??You neva start!!

aysometin:
H.R Hotness
I started using secret oil last week and the difference is serious.
Everyone knows something is up o, my skin has changed and is brighter
The good thing is that its cheap, I got mine for N100 in my area and mixed 2 bottles with my half bottle of jergens cream.

Pls what name does it come with?? As in whats the Brand Name at our Supermarkets in Lagos??

iceblue:
another thing is, at some point, he'll be scared for his life!! i mean, who knows whether she may be planning to kill him in revenge? like they say, the person who makes no noise when wronged is more to be feared than the one who shouts it on the rooftops.

YES OOOO. You are never sure if the person is a witch/wicked or matured/forgiving since the intent of the heart is not discovered/uncovered during conversation/accusations. Sometimes i dey fear silence ooo. (reminds me of the folklore i heard when i was small : the reason the Hawk catches Chicks and not Duckling)

princesa:
hey guys what the new gist
am still waiting for the winner

YOU !!!

superboi:
girllllllllllllll!!!!!! its easier for a guy to show you love than tell you he loves you.so if a guy is doing the reverse he is probably lying or about to die so he just has to tell u first before he passes on.

GBAM !!!!

The girl should search her heart and try to decode if he loves her (not all these flimsy things girls ask for oo). If not, then she should 'fashi'.

Xiomarra:
@Leilah
toto never begin pain you for inside that marriage yet? No wonder you are too busy worrying yourself for nothing. If you have a man that does his job well, you will not be worried whether he came back at 4AM or not. Infact, you will be begging God for him to be missing from home for like 2-5days so you can recover from his sexual escapades. Like I always beg God that mine should just vanish for a while.

he he he he he he! Which kain Nigerian man you marry sef?

I agree with AJ on this. its soooo true !!!
was thinking of how ladies cheat us because they most times complain of this pain and that pain as if its easy for a man to hold body.
LLLOOOLLL !!!

I need a 2 bedroom flat with flowing water in a very good location in lagos state.
I'll prefer these areas below:

Obanikoro
Ilupeju
Herbert Macaulay Way
Maryland
Jibowu
and some parts of Surulere.

Amount should not exceed 220K per annum.

you can contact me on
olumatthias2001@hotmail.com
08032979155

Jagoon:
The kind of responses people post on this nairaland can you imagine Your qestionis so off that as my brothe kola oloye said, you don't deserve any response. can you imagine

hey guys!!! It would be ok to correct somebody that errs even if the question is mis-posted.
@Agatha2, it is not good because it gives you a distorted view of what the sexual act is and it fills your thoughts with evil and unholy thoughts and schemes thereby making it (your heart) unaccessible to the H. Spirit.

Besides porn is addictive, that makes it powerful and the scriptures say you are a slave to that which you obey. So do not be enslaved by the power of Sin. You have been redeemed.

Bros, Naija is 'how you look at it'. if you've got your dough, you'll live peacefully and enjoy your freedom. but of course there's the other bad parts too that will rear their ugly heads soon like utilities et al. But things are always the way you choose to look at it. And the people are always accomodating. If your heart is evil, you'll definately meet bad people before long. but if otherwise, you dont have any problem.

ENJOY my bruv.

Doctors in the House. pls i need help. i used earphone for some time in the office then the ear started itching me continuously and frequently.a day i didnt bring cutton bud from home, i stuck a blunt pencil (now i know thats childish and unwise) into my ears and i think it broke a nerve head or so because it pained me for almost a week and i had to use Panadol before sleeping for 4 consecutive days.
after the pain eased, i started feeling a numb sensation in my ear akin to what you have when you have water trapped in your ears. and its been going on for a week or so now. Pls what can i do about it??

mo washe:
nice posts by members!
Guy, nothing do you.First, i want to reply d few guys that are feeling like stars because they managed to have 2.1 or 2.2, and hav the guts to call 3rdy graduates 'lazy'!.remeber what 9ice said:"eni foju oku womi, ebora abolasho, big ups to those who encouraged and said nyc things, 'we' will get there. I also had a Third class from unilorin. i am in a Job now and am doing certifications also doing a lot of business here and there, so my guy, aiye o pare o!
take care and God bless. I feel your pains because i av same experience,

I finished from Uniyonu Unilorin too, my guy. kai, that place - - - - - -

i think peeps do not know the situation of things in naija schools. peeps come out with 1st class but that doesnt make them more intelligent than those with 3rd class. Academic knowledge is different from intelligence ooo. if the situation changes and scenes change(either dept or family or opportunity), believe me some 3rd class guys will have 1st class and some 1st class would have 3rd class.
i was unfortunate to be given a course a dredded from sec school and i performed woefully in it but i managed to finish school with the mindset that i will pursue my dreams in life with or without good degree. i thank God for where i am and am comfortable in the sense of comfort and doing better than many 2.1 guys we finished together (i still see them once in a while) collecting peanuts. and my IT doesnt have to do with my degree but with my Certification and expertise. i even get referrals from guys i worked with in the past.
To cut a short story long. (lol) i can show you many of my guys with 3rd class in MTN and Mubadalla. forget it, they are doing cool.

NB. I must warn you that after 3rd class, then the work of self realization begins . Please don't sit on your oars. you've got to pursue your dreams like mad because you'll need to do more to prove to peeps you are more than you 3rd class. AND GOD - THE ULTIMATE

i was miffed when the commissioner allowed those scoundrels to go scot free. thats sending another message to the populace. Does it mean if he wasnt the commissioner, he would have been sent to jail for being law abiding?? Thats gross callousness. so what becomes of someone without connection?? ordinary law abiding citizen without people that he can call to use their influence?? Can he think of what would have happened to him if he hadnt been the commissioner??

It is Just Unfair. Very Unfair.

i was miffed when the commissioner allowed those scoundrels to go scot free. thats sending another message to the populace. Does it mean if he wasnt the commissioner, he would have been sent to jail for being law abiding?? Thats gross callousness. so what becomes of someone without connection?? ordinary law abiding citizen without people that he can call to use their influence?? Can he think of what would have happened to him if he hadnt been the commissioner??

It is Just Unfair. Very Unfair.

old and recycled a zillion times on NL, get newer ones dear.

outlaws:


Ebay: They sent me email to let me know that I have been banned from using their service. Some bitch snitcher reported that I was selling
copyrighted product on their site. Ebay is definitely a bitch.

Google: When it came time for google to pay me for the adsense revenue that I have generated, they sent me an email. You have been banned. You are no longer allowed to promote google ads. What's really going on. This bitch company didn't do anything when I was clicking on my own ads. once is time for pay, they don't want to pay me. Before I thought google was a good company, now I now is a bitch company. I may have to start yahooing instead of googling. Google is a bitch.

The bolded parts are your sins my dear. They might be smarter than you think. CHANGE.
CHEERS.

oyb:
@op, that pic looks like the opening sequence of a porn movie

and the girl like 'ayamatanga'.

Busta:
hey Mishooo. . . where u been all these years?

hey Busta, am good
Just love the background these days but i always got your back.Trust me

Seeing all and watching all but keeping my mouth

_{rolls eyes, sighs and shakes my grey hairs}

Kids will always be kids.!!

<sub>slowly turns and closes the door gently.

Wait i min, opens the door, i almost forgot my cane.
picks it and leaves in a haste before they break the chair on my head</sub>

ibkaye:
mishoooooooooo

Hey, shinning girl.how r u doing? missed you guys so much but busy these days. BTW the .gif on ur profile is amusing.ROFLMFAO

The Sly:
Wurr it do hommie. . . .

hey main man. i just sneaked outta my hole. Howdy? i see u bubbling man. got ur back all the way!!

idupaul:
just showing off my well ripped mid riff.

Tell that to the birds !!!

OK, busta aint impressed !!

We want ur real pix or nothing.!! _{Not as if we care anyway since we are talking about women here}

Busta can we see the pix again just for 30 secs??

Lazzaro! Lazzaro!! Lazzaro!!

i sorry for you oo. I dey pity you no be small. i sure say your mama no go gree at all. your eyes don blind finish?? E be like say the "thing" wey you go chop dey make una kolo.

You no see say this girl no be for one man. Na everybody wife she be oo. If you fit run now, RUN!! before she kills you.
I don talk my own finish.

all this na Hausa no be spanish jo.

Can i have an offer please