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go to sambisa forest,shouting 'repent for the kingdom of God is at hand'

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now i am begging people to repent but they always refuse.i pity them becuase when rapture takes place,no one that has affiliation with the world will be raptured.women that wears weave on,my hand no dey una head oh.repent now that they is time.

i saw the program 1000 ways to die on sony max,DSTV.now i am wondering what ways to die that must have come across your minds..keep the thread alive.what are your own ways to die

aventura: .

indecent rubish

mcdonaldskofi:

oga y u dey vex na..make u no vex again, i no say u neva chop since morning..me sef neva chop dats y all these economic grammer dem de speak i no understand am.tke heart u hear

mcdonaldskofi:

oga y

Popowaa: And if i may ask,who certified this trash?Christmas shopping has began and u want me to reject money if he gives me any?What dress do u expect me to wear for xmas?How do i stock my fridge?Abeg i will accept it with all my heart

is ur bf ur father?

if i see dis kind snake for my backyard i go run from calabar to lagos i no even look back talkless of stoping to drink water

maishot: Honestly pple, I was wondering where to post this. Either @ the family section or here.

I'm a die-hard gunner fan. Been following right from the days of "Igwe" (Henry Thiery), if you know what I mean.

Sha, after coming back from watching Cadiff vs Arsenal match, celebrating as usual (for being @ the top of the Table)..,



madam locked me outside.:-

She said I must choose btw her or Arsenal.

If she had said "Football", it would have been easier, but she said Arsenal!


Truth is, football is my only hubby, and I can't do without watching Arsenal.

get her a flight ticket to the emirate stadium

idnoble135: Healing is very much in place. God still heals. The bible says that Jesus is the same yesterday, today and forever. So if he healed 2000yrs ago, then he can heal again today. In as much as there is FAITH IN THE WORD OF GOD.
Any body that needs enlightenment should pm me. All i can say is healings are real. I have seen many and God through me, the least of saint has healed people.
Healing is real. Jesus gave us the power to heal. We dont hope for healing, we believe for healing. We dont wait for healing, we recieve our healing. This would be too big for some folks to accept.

my brother please stop wastin ur strength....jesus is de same yesterday today nd forever....some ppl will just nt blve u..........

blacksta: it was Only a matter time before the Goodluck apologetics show up - Are you sure you people are not suffering from Inferiority complex


abeg no kill me laughter

so because he is first to spend on education hence i should lick his yan sh. tell me what is the responsibity of the Government

in a basket of rotten tomatoes - you are tell me i should choose this one GEJ that has not spoil finish


I laugh

nobody says u shud lick his ass...bt lets be sincere..he is trying

noblezone: Who ran down NITEL?
Who ran down NEPA / PHCN?

Who ran down our refineries.

This has been my position that the average Nigerian working for government is a thief.
Those who wish to crucify Jonathan for saying the truth should go ahead but the fact remains that in country where parents pay money for someone else to write exam fro their child will continue to produce a generation of corrupt people.

may God bless u for saying the truth

microbiology and applied chemistry

True NaijaBwoy: @Sapphire86

Its a simplistic response from you.

I dont think theres a person alive who ever wants to go through a divorce and i dont think theres anyone alive who wants to stay unhappy in a marriage. Im guessing your not married otherwise you wouldnt trivialise such things as respect between the hubby and the missus. least of all 3rd party intrusions.

My dear, for the future pride is mutual between the couple but its best exhibited outside not within your marriage. i have aplogised severely even though she was wrong,,,,,,,,,,but it has become more dangerous for the future when i consider she doesnt acknowledge she is wrong by offering a mutual apology,,,, at this point what will you say if only one party offers an apology? most of us naija will say, u no get liver?

You may be content saying fight for your marriage for your kids sake, however, youd be lying to yourself, making yourself unhappy as you literaly watch as you get turned to a door mat and your dignity trodded as your self respect is turned to putty...... if your not happy, how can you be happy for your kids.... kids have a 3rd sense and will always recognise an unhappy parent.... I hope you never experience this... this is not a wake up one morning decision,,,, it years of coping, hoping, patching and schooling

where do you draw the line?

tnk u my brother for responding to her dis way..after i finished reading her post i wnted to gve her a kind of lashing dat cud gve her twins

Ama28: Nigeria has never been just this bad. How can any country grow without freedom of Press? Media is the only way a government can be democratic!

For a country that fights corruption, this aadministration enacts repressive law and use intimidation and censorship to make sure the citizens are not informed and journalism is a joke!

My happiness is that Nigerians are using new media to break these barriers. Mr Jonathan can only try, but Nigerians are awake!

shatap nd go nd get pregnant

gboss4sure: USA again. Let them stop poking their nose into our affairs. Abi the formal sharing formula with them no dey work again?

yes oh..am really suspectin dat gej don dey chop 80% of de looting money while obama de chop 20%.na it mke u.s don de unusually interested in anytin wen de go on 4 we naija........bt what i knw is dat whenever a country is attracting such attention.....dey r moving frm potential to a kinetic stage nd de u.s understands did dats why dey r looking for ways to put us down.....i love nigeria

Billyonaire: If USA is now a Supervisory Country, then they need to lead by Example.
* Let USA drop all charges against Wikileaks.
* Let USA drop all charges against Julius Assange
* Let USA drop all charges against Paul Browning and release him from custody
* Let USA government ensure freedom of Press and publish information on Occupy Street and the 99% protest.

OR

Let USA respect the sovereignty of other nations, in as much as press freedom is a requirement from a democracy, Freedom is not Liberty. When journalists go as far as forging a memo against the government, then the handshake is beyond the elbow and ought to be stopped for National Security reasons. This is one warning too many from a pot, to a kettle.

i love u

Kamsy10: Show me whats wrong in what he's saying. It's a democratic government for God's sake and freedom of press should be allowed.

Nigeria is even better, freedom of press in Benin is worse. African leaders need to learn to do the right things and face front instead of attacking the messengers. The way press is being humiliated in some African countries is just embarrassing and if it takes US to help communicate that to ogas at the top,so be it

u r right my brother bt sincerely de way the us is interested in tins dat happens in nigeria this days surprises me.........i really really smell a dead rat....

testing is another word for fornication...please my ppl flea frm fornication cos it is a sin against God nd ur body...it is gud u date smebody dat u r free with,smebody dat u cnt hide anytin frm so dat wen u wnt to do it on ur wedding day..u will first of all discuss hw u wnt it to be done...

[quote author=gree-die]yes ofcz[/quote]r u a guyheheheheheheh..maybe lesb...

damosky12: How could God die?

Nice question, God is not a man like you and me, God is awesome, a three in one being;

1)Father: God Himself sitting on the throne

2) Son: Jesus, the word that sent into becoming a flesh, 'John 1:14, that same Word was God himself, that word had God's spirit, holy spirit and life


3)The Hoy Spirit: God could sit on His throne and be at the same time at diffrent parts of the world doing wonders, speaking to His Sons. He is omnipresence, that presence apart from His throne is what is called the Holy Spirit, that Holy Spirit lived in Jesus, that was why He could act like God.



So why call himself Son of David? Evidently, the seed of David wasn't in him.



Just like He was called Son of Joseph too. The fact that He was called the Son of David does not mean He is a seed of David. He only appeared in the family that sprang forth from David's lions. That title was just mere formality, He (Jesus Himself) said "I AM FROM ABOVE:....; I AM NOT OF THIS WORLD (John 8:23) His life was nt from spermatozua but from God above.



So God sent himself to save his creations to pay a debt his creations owed him. I'm not surprised I have to believe this by faith. Faith makes the irrational rational.



Look, not like the creations owe Him. God is not a lier, He doesnt change His word. He already said in the old testament "the soul that sins shall die"-EZEKIEL 18:4. When He says a world, it must follo suit, that was why He had to send Jesus (God in human body) to die in that place. It was legally accepted He took their place since He made them. He became the sin for them. 2COR 5:21. Note: Jesus is God in human body



Again, God sacrificed himself to himself?




Sacrificed Himself for Himself? I did'nt say that. He just had to take their place. He had established the law "the soul that sinneth shal die", He loved them, He had to send His Jesus to die in their place. Note: It was legally acceptable to take thier place by that same law. He was the only one who could because through Him they were made (JOHN 1:3)

Sounds like all the problem of the world today is because Nazareth didn't have an asylum..




It depends on what you mean by asylum.

Whether you believe or not, it doest change the truth still. You'll only be very unsmart not to believe the truth. Its at your detriment since am not asking you to pay me offering or come to my church. THE TRUTH REMAINS "HE DIED FOR YOU ALREADY, REJECT HIM AND BE DAMNED! ACCEPT HIM AND BE SAVED John 3:18, YOU WILL THEN KNOW, HIM (He will show Himself to you, there wouldnt be need to ask these.).-

jesus is de son of God...he is nt God.

mens dept: The truth is the truth. Our people are collectivley happy with the way Nigeria and its culture continue without change. "Showing" hope as some complacent peope would say, means attacking anyone that "attacks" the country Nigeria, even if it's in their own interest.

The U.S. is correct, corruption is massive under GEJ. That doesnt say he alone is the reason, but he's part of the problem. The main culprit that the U.S. doesnt want to admit, although they know, is that the average Nigerian is corrupt, by involvement, by silence, or by "e no concern me".

hahahahaahahhaah....na true u talk oh

[quote author=*idriis*]Na Sango go AXE that your shameless head. Bastaaaaard![/quote]what point av u made nw by abusing him??have u asked ursef a question hw come de u.s is now vewi interested in nigeria..or is it nt de same u.s dat sai ghana's economy which is nt even beta dan lagos economy is beta dan nigerias own.......

Benstino: PART 1
Children need milk,while Adults need solid food.Now let me feed ur soul with solid food:
During deliverance sessions,women fall more cos they're more exposed to satanic influences.Some of the weavons,artificial nail,nail paint e.t.c that they put on are 4rm marine world.2ndly,due to barreness,marital problems and marriage issues,most women step their legs into unholy grounds.

i cnt help bt also agree with u

dbride: Simple. Your spirit is subject to you, you have control over it. Majority of men are stubborn and rigid when it comes to releasing, freeing or letting loose their spirit and the Spirit of God does not struggle, and will never, with the spirit of man. Women generally are easier, they are quick to free their spirit especially when they have believed. Men struggle to believe anything they cannot touch with their five senses and this constitutes an obstacle to the Spirit of God.

this is the very answer u av been looking for@op.....anybody dat says anyother tin is saying it out of ignorance..dbride tnx a lot for dis answer it will really help some ppl

magadibababayagada shokotobo shakata(speaking in tongues for dis awsome performance)

braxjay: Hmmm. Ok.

Well I've been deceived long enough. In naija I will only believe wen I c results. Shikina

this is really what i expect nigerians to say nw.....we shud nt criticise gej rather we shud encourage him.....

pDude: Rubbish!!

Its only in naija that this shyt applies. Abroad who give a fvck if it is "sent from blackberry" or you have a funky email address?


Till tomorrow i still use my email address which is my (name + my favorite rock band) and I still get called for interviews on a regular.


Abegi! Work nor dey naija thatt's why all this shyt applies to weed out a vast majority.

Sad country

dey is work in nigeria bt nigerian graduates r nt well trained.....like it or nt...

plaetton: Muskeeto, you know that this is coming from the most ignorant of the ignorants.

Bla h blah blah.
There is always a convenient excuse for Gods glaring failures.
Today it's the devil, tomorrow it is Adam's sin, next it is paganism.
Stop making excuses for a non existent god.

The christian religious revival in Nigeria in the form of penticostalism has (surprisingly?) led to the escalation of all social vices and immorality.

The whites have pagan festivals as well, holloween, christmas, easter, valentines and so many others.

i pity dos dat liked dis comment....how can u say God is a failure.....hw did he fail u...did u obey his commandment b4 calling him a failure.......i cant even blve a human is saying dis......may God forgive u

Dalion: Thank u my brother, I suggest that those ignorant of these verses should first get a pass in elementary catechism prior to their answers. Thanks for that first hand knowledge of catholic church.

ignorance na ur prblm.....u accept evwitin dat sounds gud without verifying them

Onilokun: All soul that sinneth shall die.

tnk u my brother....all these nl pips no de read biblie........a soul dat sinneth shall die....weda na 1naira u steal or na 50ppl u kill....