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slimyem: 20 naira ring?
You wicked!!!

If am the girl, i will put it in a plate and give it to you as your dinner

alosiby92: A tanzanite stoned ring set on a white gold/silver/platinum/titanium band...Any dude who wants to marry me must show upo with one and I'm taken!
If the dude cant afford one, a normal plain silver/white gold ring will do...

This ring is a cute one

hardywaltz: Yes its brings financial discipline especially for the man. I know how many times i have to explain what exactly i need the money in our joint account before i can make withdrawals.

Yea...it helps in wise spending of money...it reduces the rate of making unnecessary expenses

Imanuelle: Should a couple have sex?

Is this a question or wat?

God will give her another baby

chelseabmw: Hehehehehehehehhehehehehehe

Too much smoking and drinking

Help me ask this one oh... maybe na wetin make him wife lose her pikin

iice: crazy. . .u serious? So as a man. . .you can do no wrong?

who says dat as a man, u can do no wrong? Dats so false

I would wear a tight-fitted shirt, to school and stand in front of the principal during assembly. I would sag my tie...wear a short low-waist skirt wit. Open like two 3 buttons of my shirt and mock the principal cos she had big lips. At the end of the assembly, she will call me out and ask me to write down my name, class n the name of my house-mistress. I will write a fake name and submit my shirt to her right in the hall. I used to enjoy it then cos, wearing uniforms was so boring. I was always on a top....she would give my house mistress my shirt and come to look for me in class. She wont find me cos it was a wrong name dat i gave her. My friends and i wuld sneak to the house of our house-mistress and take the shirt back. I was also always setting a trap for our matron during bed-check. My friends n i would fill a paint bucket wit water and garri and hang it at the gate. Once she opens the gate...the bucket will turn and pour on her. She will punish everyone in the dormitory but my friends and i will escape

ItsModella: I said it before and I'll say it again. You are a fuccking troll.

Jeez! wat an insult

[quote author=::Andrew::]diffrence btw relationship and friendship

relation ship
friend ship

relation and friend are the diffrence [/quote]FUNNY

donigspain: The irony of life!!!

Exactly! this is really the irony of life. The man is obese while the girl is too light.

Sagytarius: Which mingle?

We cant mingle cos i aint single

nosa gold: U̶̲̥̅̊ re so beautiful girl, what's ya name on fbuk? Nor dey follow dat ayo of a guy dey talk o

Nosa, thanx. you can add me on fb wit Chikaodi Naomi

Ayorh4you: u r so wrong. Maybe she's got lil prob wt her internet. Dnt blackmail her

Okija, are you the "another man" dat am wit

nosa gold: I jux called her on her cellphone nw and she s here rightnow, I told U̶̲̥̅̊ dat I'm her bf buh U̶̲̥̅̊ doubted ♍ε̲̣̣̣̥, U̶̲̥̅̊ see? Lol

Wasup my dear

[quote author=Okija_juju]This Question right here is another sign that [color=#009900] She is with another man _{(prolly Okija)} somewhere [/color][/quote]Na you be dat "another" man abi? lol

nosa gold: She s my nl babe back off

Hmmm...really

Ayorh4you: Mis9ja, wia arth thou?

Am here dear

Ayorh4you: hahahahahahahaha.....i laf in french. 4 u dream abi?
If wishes were horses, beggers would ride
so u sef lyk beta? U gotta work harder

Lwkmd...you guys are really funny here

nosa gold: Bros wetin? Respect yourself na, free Ŧħåϯ babe o

Are you my bodyguard@Nosa.

[quote author=Okija_juju]This post right here is another sign he wants to fu[c]k you... Beware!! [/quote]Hahahahah....naaaa, he cant

nosa gold: Babe is Ŧħåϯ tou on ♈☺uЯ profile pix? Girl U̶̲̥̅̊ make sense o.....welcome Ť☺ nairaland

Thanx dear...i really like it here

I can see dat some guys here dont agree with these

learn: wonderful , in tears, bravo bravo

you really got tears to waste dear...

rafhell: Nice beautiful voice.
Ty savage is beautiful. I love this babe. Wish I can marry her.

rafhell: Nice beautiful voice.
Ty savage is beautiful. I love this babe. Wish I can marry her.

i like your wish sha....jux close your eyes n it will be granted

[color=#000099][/color] Na wa o...i have always known dat this man is a mental case but i never knew dat it has graduated to dis level of madness. I think he needs help as soon as possible