₦airaland Forum

StevinMorgan:
My sisters fyn pass them.

Logicalmindy:
Ugly girls

SmellMyFart:
if you say so .......... *shrugs*.

By the way, I just got 10likes now . Lemme check.

Oh my God!! . It's the same post.

richard870:
Words like: 'shebi' , 'nko' & 'sharap' .....'sharap' is usually used when some 'local champions' wnt 2 impress ppl around dem

SmellMyFart:
it speaks volumes for itself sweery. Check back the post and see the number of "likes" I have amassed.

I wonder how your boyfriend manage to make you smile .

SmellMyFart:
com'n. Are you a sadist? .

If that post didn't make you laugh, then two Things i suspect.

1. You don't understand pidgin.

2. You're not in Nigeria. Even if you are, you probably are based in the north.

Permit me to add number 3,,,,
you're a sadist


read the comment above this by the way.

kaya09:
Do u hate me dt much?

SmellMyFart:
try and read it over again. Laughter they say is the best medcine.

Just my rib cracker for the evening .

You get it now?

egbedore:
My wife just told me now that she has a boyfriend that sleeps with her and that there is nothing ℓ̊ am going to do.

ℓ̊ had earlier suspected she is sleeping with her doctor and one of the parent in her sch. She confirmed to me tonight that she os cheating cos cheating is fun!

What do ℓ̊ do

Now before Ɣøû comment,let me give Ɣøû a little background to our issues. ℓ̊ was involved with other ladies at some point in our marriage,of which she knew and ℓ̊ confessed to her. ℓ̊ don't do that anymore but she said she want to cheat so that ℓ̊ can feel what it feels to be cheated upon. Now she is sleeping around and tell it to my face that she is cheating and will continue without hiding it and there is nothing ℓ̊ can do!

Nlanders what do ℓ̊ do?

kaya09:
If this useless thread make Fp i go smoke one full bowl of weed today

Richie0974:
Who doesn't know those words ain't English

SmellMyFart:
This people go just dey disturb person even on monday. Mtchewwww


"KNOCK KNOCK!"


ME: Who's there?

"Jehovah's Witness."


ME: Nobody dey house.


"But you just ans...."


ME: I SAY NOBODY DEY HOUSE!! This na their dog, Bingo!!!

Missmossy:
Hmmm why?

Missmossy:
Lol...you are just being naughty

Ow was service today?

chibwike:
Lol...i see...well maybe tommorow...buh u'd still be my date on that day

AndyBlazePenis:
pals please kindly advise, am a working class guy of
almost 29 years of age am in love with too ladies the
first one is a witness and she said she cant marry
whom is not a witness. I feel for her to the extent that
if I dint hear from her within 6 hours I will be having
temperature and all my system will change so also
she feel the same the worst aspect is that when she is
missing me she called me, we cant do without calling
each other at most every 3 hours and she have been
insisting she cant marry me all because am not a
witness. The second person which I love most is in
love with another person insisting she has whom she
is dating and every time I back from office I do not
happy because am always lonely at this ponit please
what should I do



#BITG

Calebosko:
Finally its here
.
.
How to get MTN 7GB for just #200
.
This is tested and working
.
> Make sure u are on mtn ipulse, if not dial
*406#
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> load #200 mtn card
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> Now send 419 to 33333...den u
wil get a reply saying
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"dear criminal,how you wan take get 7gb for
#
200?, una tink say we be fatherchristmas !!?

chibwike:
you, you, you, i choose you

Missmossy:
Thats not true,am a novice in the society joor.