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This did not happend.

Canery way chop pepper na I'm dey sing pass.

Then UK citizens will vote them.

Abosi31:

Source:
http://www.escapedmydiary..de/2015/03/the-beef-with-nigerian-pastors.html?m=1

Before I begin, I would want to state categorically, that I am not an atheist, I was born into a Christian home, and till now I still believe the world didn’t come about by some silly Big Bang Theory.

Over the weekend I attended two churches; the one a friend dragged me to on Saturday evening, and then on Sunday evening, Assemblies of God Church, my family church. I noticed some things which I didn’t like, and I’m sure the other worshippers did not like them too, but they had become used to them over time.

This is the blog, well, so I’ll just bare my mind here. The reason why it’s ‘Nigerian’ pastors on the title up ahead is because yours faithfully has never attended church service outside the country. So I’m quite assuming only Nigerian pastors do the following.


#1. Screaming into Microphones:

Oga, there’s a reason why the thing is called a microphone. It is to be talked into, or even whispered into (if your voice as loud as mine). There’s no need to shout into the mike. It pains the ears of the worshippers close to the speakers. And then, we all end up leaving church with our ears ringing. The worst part is when you people now scream in tongues during general prayers, unto God- with mike! Shey God will not hear you if you don’t use the mike? Haba!


#2. Breaking Bottles on our Heads:

Have you ever sat in a church and the pastor, during his sermon speaks grammar that makes you lose anointing? Jeez, me too! A pastor will go like: “Go to the extreme end, and call that sister. That demon has to be pursued out now-now!” The demon in the instance will even begin to laugh seriously. One thing that pains me is that these pastors have no regard most times for us, they don’t mind breaking our heads with those unscrupulous grammar and pronunciations,  because they're operating from cloud nine. Make una calm down, thank you.


#3. Staying on one Prayer Point for too long:

I personally detest this. Some pastors will make a simple prayer like, ‘God bless my family’ and turn it into a marathon race. They will stay on one topic for hours, and ginger and ginger us not to stop. It gets boring oh, Pastor. We are Nigerians and we get bored easily.


#4. Asking for too much:

I don’t mean financially this time. Some pastors are like some of our presidential candidates. They are born dictators and control freaks, and only hide behind the pulpit to force us to do things. I personally don’t like when a pastor says: “Walk to fifty-five people and welcome them to service this morning.” It causes problems for ushers as the church becomes rowdy. Also, some pastors like their congregation to repeat every sentence they say fourteen times, or obey every single order to the smallest detail. How will a pastor tell us: “Lift up your right hand and place it on your left breast, then put your left hand under your right shoulder. The anointing is about to flow.”? (Okay I'm exaggerating again), but how on earth are we supposed to pull that off?

#5. Ending every Sermon with Seed-Sowing:

Aha. I put this one last because it's the one you've been expecting to see. These days, even a sermon on how saints will be ruptured on the last day ends with certain pastors making alter calls for people interested in sowing seeds. This is after the church has collected like three times offering already oh. You should stop this oh. Sometimes we your congregation get milked in service to the extent that we also use our transport money to sow a seed. We really humans oh.


If my dear Nigerian pastors can resolve all these, then maybe my beef with them will reduce small. Abi no be so?



Meanwhile welcome to March guys! March on!

culled from :
http://www.escapedmydiary..de/2015/03/the-beef-with-nigerian-pastors.html?m=1

you are on your own on this one.

Abi him want make them tell am to backward the complain?

Only when it happens in lagos or kano b4 I will take it serious

FriedPlantain:
I don't know about cigarettes but I smoke an average of 16 sticks of igbo per day yet I receive inspiration and revelations from God. Leave all those rubbish things small boys are smoking up and down and go for the real deal (ibadan weeds), you'd be so high that you won't know when you would start conversing on a daily basis with the Most High.

Friedplantain

it seems u r high while posting this

If u say average, then 500k will do.

All this grammer for anus alone? Anus go dey feel like one don now

G E J the DON

All economy that are dependent on oil revenue are in this mess too. So how is it the fault of GEJ?

I no even get G friend. Dash me one na.

Woman? Them never born the woman way fit even make me cut my nail in anger.

Vote for Buhari to get a wife like this ones.

Company policy.

Thank God for him. Him they train fowl?

U are on your own on this one.

[color=#990000][/color]Very beautiful. With her 28 teeth. ;

Na wa o. People must hate. Just wish her. Well so that ur own go show

Yomieluv:
The only repercussion is that you won't be paying tithe,and offering,and the numerous money taken in the church..

Aside that,you aren't missing anything.

wow I think this is the most ill informd post on this thread. Cogratulations.

This one no be stomach infrastructure abi? GEJ...... Untill APC stop copy copy.

acidtalk:
twelve things you didn't know about jonathan Azikiwe Ebele

* He is the MOST corrupt Public officer holder in Nigeria History

* He will rather set Nigeria to a Civil War than hand over power after his defeat come May 29 2015

* He sees Nothing wrong in corruption and prefers corrupt men and women to upright individuals.

* He has tried his very best to divide Nigerians along ethnic and religious line

* 6 whole years in power and he can't pin point to one single achievement

* His fighting to remain in power is to loot the National trasury dry and not to work for the betterment of Nigeria.

* He is too silly to realize he is surrounded by those who HATE him and are working towards is downfall

* He doesn't realize Fani Kayode is working closely with some APC Chieftains to bring down Jonathan completely

* Asari, Tompolo, Edwin Clark, Patience and Aliision are Jonathan's Special advicers.

ur pills don finish?

GEJ is also doing it.

This kind of senator will be in the for front for a move in the motion for sleeping allowance.

Photoshoped

My mum will slap her back, case close.

Na animal?

lacasa:
Ofcourse it was the wife of Jesus of Otuoke


Wike is 100% thug


So, it's obvious they r the culprits!


#Dakuku4Rivers
#GMB2015

if someone eise disrespect the king of glory must u too? Get some sense please.

Let the past be the past..... Forget the former things.... And u don even score goal.

It is better work and advertise, than not work yet advertising.

If u check very well non of those boys have any certificate or whatsoever.

Even those people that perished in the malysian airline just visited her too b4 that fateful day. Mtchewww