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Op say its kush abi？u dont nid to display d fact dat u are under d influence of expired kush b4 we hear u out..I guess u ar into one of those occupations u mentioned above......scallywag

Try dat poo with me nd watch me slap ur destiny outta your future...because my p***sy has turnd to brick wall abi？Oshi rada rada

i jes came read..Wud come bck to modify

okay

lol...let me laff small

Op u fyn joor..ur lips fyn sef

See my spec..I rily nid to guard dis bodyguard

See dis man o？is it his birthright？is dere no oda person dat can handle his position well？someone dat cant remit his funds..Kip decieving yaself...mtcheew

AlvanT:
Like my elder sis,maybe crybabies thought they could communicate via crying,they didn't know humans had lost thier primordial abilites as telepaths.I believe babies can communicate with themselves without verbal speeches or gestures.

I tink so too..Babies have a sure way of communication..

oshe11:
For arsenal mind dem dn win UCL with dis signing

Y not？Tke ur time o

Bloggers leave tonto nah

olaolulazio:
And Davido is now madder than his mad father..

Aregbe remain the Maddest!

Lol..Mad,Maddo,Maddest

[quote author=active4000 post=58187222][/quote]Hah..Dis one use style get as e b o！

Wen i jes finished listening and singing along to his only song dat i wud always njoy “Lyrically”.Anyways,dats his biz

deepwater:
People dey here dey curse NwaAmaikpe, the dude cool down make frontpage topic.

Fyi
NwaAmaikpe and NwaObinkita na twins

Na d same person na

NwaAmaikpe:
President Buhari Sets Nigerian Record...honoured By The English Dictionary

President Muhammadu Buhari may be sick and not generally liked but he has reached a milestone.

He has broken the Nation's record as the first Nigerian to enter the English dictionary.
The first Nigerian to have a political theory named after him.

Congrats to APC Nigeria, congrats to Lai Mohammed, congrats to every Nigerian.


Please find pictures below.



https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Buharism

NwaAmaikpe ehn..I see so much intelligence dat lies beyond the crazy facade tho

Ewa Agooyin nko？

eh！e big o

AlvanT:
Chai! The geh don grow! what made you cry? physical pain or emotional?

I dnt no..Bt den,dey said i used to cry abt almost everytin...A real crybaby

Fish brained ppl..Using a abstract name for illegal dealing..Double wahala.4 dead body

AlvanT:
Dem baff you like dis??

Lol..b4 nko..Bt dem say na cry i go dey cry frm start to finish.

IdeyFindWife:
inspired by an equally brilliant and 'interesting' lady on an otherwise humdrum forum. The trend's bad but hey g'day to you too ! Howz the day; hope ur not hanging around those unsafe sides of Lag, as if anywhere dey safe again but hope ur good tho'...

lol..Aving a good day tho d rain is tryn to dent dat..My area is kinda safe tho..i was invited to ikrd by a frnd and my response to dat invite was a straight “God forbid”.Hope u good？

Dey wanted to join d chorus on m.i”s song “bullion van”

Chai..Fyn ppl..and my future husband still dey waka up.and down dey do sample..

Pinchure nko？

I appreciate him 4 dis..Most men dont remember women wu struggled with dem wen d goin was tough

R.I.P pretty lady..

B4 nko

ok

lovediehatelive:
I have the pics... CUM lemme show you

Your adress pls..let me book my flight from Edo state

LordCrimson:
I just dey watch you here with one eye,You don spoil finish

Lwkm...spoil ke..I jes dey explore my interest o jare

IdeyFindWife:
[b]Common sense is not common lol but the annoying part of reading N/L and other Nigerian forums is the childishness, hypocrisy and selective forgetfulness of most people with their double standards. People are ever quick to make brain-dead insinuations, jumping to crazy conclusions and making judgments like immature babies without pausing to think and ask salient questions like some of the ones you posed above; i guess God probably knew some pple will park their brain and not use it at all on earth but He gave them anyway

If na their persin dem light for fire now, dem go they scream all manner of illogically unreasonable reasons upandan but because they feel they are safe hiding behind their cheap Itel Torchlight phones, they feel like the Almighty. If we all approach issues rightly, we could go far in this country. You never know when you will be the one God will use to make things better if not for one but even everybody.

An hilarious example, some years back, I went with some family-friends for the Salah Break with their Dad in Abuja, a DIG, in those official residences allocated to the DIG's in Maitama side hoping to score supply contract opportunity, as an FOF (friend-of-the-family) . We were chilling jeje playing our play when some well-dressed folks came in to see the old-man. They went to one side, spoke hush-hush for a few seconds. Next thing, he bursted out, scattering everywhere (it was a case of Rape) ordering for a squad team of officers to enter that crime location immediately to pick suspect(s).

We been dey think matter don settle there when the old man sat down to continue gisting with us as before. But, next thing, he got up again, paced up and down a bit, took a few sips of his drink and said out aloud "what am I doing sef"?! Next thing, he picked his phone, called Force Headquarters to another another full-load Hilux of Mopol to head to that same place. The Pahley com talk say "there is no way they would be raping a young lady in that area that her shouts won't alert other people in the vicinity; definitely, all the boys in that area must be doing it together hence they are used to such craziness"! He come conclude say make dem go gbab all the boys dem fit see for that area, in fact, anything (even if na Lizard dem see) wey get preek go keep for detention till the Salah Break is over ! Wahala dey !!

It took his children and I, interjecting in the man's soliloquiy and condemned-soldier rants to convince him that innocent people fit dey among those who be picked and molested. That some might even just be arriving in that very area as at time of arrest including fellow Salah festivity observers and poor passers-by's. The man come calm down, make another call, say make them arrest the boy and his accomplices alone.

But guy, see race wey I tear comot for their villa the next day. Me wey i been dey eye one of the daughters b4.(dem be muslim gals but dey preferred xtian boys). Na forget i forget that all the babe/contract/future inlaw package wey been dey mesmerize my brain . Quick-quick, i yarn talk beta language to my leg. The very next morning, na early mormo sef I exx that their angle make erratic Alhaji nor say StJude like me dey eye all the aishats/maimunats' wey hin born full everywhere for compound. me sef wey i get intention be4!

But the real issue is "what if we were not there to balance and cancel out his irrationality and possible abusive application of power that day"? What if we couldn't convince him, there and then, to calm down, rethink and do the otherwise? A lot of innocent people in that compound, and entire vicinity as a whole, would have suffered unjustly. And the sad thing is most people think it's right. Soldier beat woman over tattoo under her boobs, you dey hail am dey condemn the woman for the tattoos instead to dey ask Khaki-boy how hin eye take go there?

When everybody gathers happily to beat, lynch or burn just anybody on a whim, it means most of them are demented. Is that not what they did in S/Africa xenophobic attacks and we shouted? Is that not what miscreant hausa boys did on the christian guy they attacked the other time for eating while they were fasting despite being of another religion? Irrational people walking about freely instead of being confined to the asylum.

But, can you blame them? Is it not this yeye bribe-collecting palm-wine drinkers we call Security Forces that created this mess. Perps are caught and handed over to Police, but they release them on low-key. It's not right but it doesn't call for all of us turning to blood-thirsty mob-lynchers at the slightest provocation.[/b] /sorry, long epistle!/

Long,interesting and intelligent..When two elephant fight,the grass suffers..Dats jes d simple truth