₦airaland Forum

NwaAmaikpe:


Nature was literally shocked by his candidacy.


The weird way APC political aspirants die in Lagos shocks me.
If it's not a truck killing them, it's electricity shocking them.


And you wonder why Sango is flooding the town in order to cleanse it.

fait10:
Who knew this books. I know all these small boys n girls wouldn't

evanstinobbc:
people dey celebrate birthday every year and I have not celebrated my own not even once, every time my birthday reach money go dry,happy birthday anyways

megafone:
Bimbo or Abimbola?

NwaAmaikpe:




They'd do a Hysterectomy
Meaning
She'd never have a child again.



Wages of sin....

Destined2win:

Story......Story........... Story
Once upon a time....time..time

There once ruled a man called Goodluck
His arrival was touted to bring Goodluck
He tried to liberate a nation from her padlock
But he was always seen as a man who talked bullocks.

Then he said, when I leave you'll remember me
For all my works which thou sees as nil
Like thread on a reel, the evidence will spill
and I will look back and belch like a man that had a fill
I am Jonathan, all what I did is real.

lfleak:
mile 10, volks

lfleak:
Ojo, rain stopped already.. They have started sharing recharge card.. APC own my area... I have collected 500naira card... Now lemme repeat why I did in 2015..

Voting for ACCORD
At least I will know they count my single vote

charlesluthor:
Nor let my gf hear dis word. it's her favourite.

truthsayer009:
You look beautiful. Do u mind if we chat on instagram?

DaniDani:
So when are you coming to pay my bride price?

Davidgrey:
[color=#000050] This is appalling

Class is absent like education to an illiterate

No one encourages the concept of "Pre-wedding" pictures but if you decide to wallow in such shallowness at least "make an effort"

A million shards of crap. [/color]