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 Religion / Listen God Will Fight For You. by Missyajoke(f): 11:50pm On Sep 19 |
God is a way maker, he divided the red Sea so the Israelites could pass through. All the efforts of Pharaoh in hindering the children of Israel from entering the promise Land yielded nothing and he died alongside his companion while pursuing the Israelites. By the power in the name of Jesus your enemies will be reduced to nothing, they will experience shame. That evil your enemies have planned for you will befall them. God will fight them that fight you. All those who wants to disgrace you will be disgraced. God will turn your enemies who are friends into enemy. By the power in the name of Jesus any evil association gathered for your downfall shall become dead in the name of Jesus. Whose over is spoiling you to people, gossiping about you and spreading lies about you God will seal their mouths and their lies will be completely shattered. Say this prayer " Oh God whosoever want my shame Lord Jesus announce their shame to me. Lord pass my mockers through hard times of life and teach them lessons on how to appreciate your Goodness in their lives. Pray this prayer " Lord Jesus all the people I have helped that have joined forces with the enemy to pull me down Lord Jesus them sudden disaster befall them in the name of Jesus. Lord let my enemies fight one another till they're completely disgraced. Remember let God fight for you don't retaliate |
| Celebrities / Re: Sharon Okpamen Dies After Childbirth: 10 Things To Know About The Late Actress by Missyajoke(f): 8:39am On Aug 26 |
Rest in peace Queen 8 Likes |
| Religion / Delayed But Not Forgotten By God by Missyajoke(f): 11:15pm On Jul 27 |
Praise God somebody, the Lord hasn't forgotten you. God keeps promises, he made a promise never to destroy he world again and he kept the promise also, he made a promise to Abraham that he'll become father of many nations which he did. God keeps promises, the Lord doesn't work at our timing but at his. A day is like a thousand years before God and it does how Heavenly timing is different from God's timing. It took God 6000 years to create everything we see on Earth and beyond. Our God is an awesome God who feeds the birds of the air and living beings. God will elevate you just wait a little bit till the enemies are removed from your life. God sometimes see things we can't see and he removes hindrances from our way. When I reminiscence about my life I just thank God cause God blocked me from encountering things that can destroy me completely. I just tell myself that as long as am alive all will be well and the assurance I have is in Christ Jesus. Jesus bore all our sickness and afflictions on the cross of Calvary and he died so that we might live and be saved. Why should you worry when you can always go to God in prayer to present your heart desires and your painful experience to it. There's no situation God can save and there's no illness God can't remove cause he has all the power both on Heaven and on Earth. Jesus will surprise you and all difficulties you're encountering will be a thing of the past. He hasn't forgotten you be patient and wait he'll coming with boxes of surprises. |
| Religion / God Is Always On Time by Missyajoke(f): 7:24am On Jul 24 |
Ecclesiastes 3:11 says " He hath made every thing beautiful in his time: also he hath set the world in their heart, so that no man can find out the work that God maketh from the beginning to the end". The Lord is not the one not to keep his promise, God is the promise keeper and the way maker, God who delivered the Israelites from the hand of the Egyptians will deliver you from very trouble, persecution and problems you're passing through. The Bible says this vision is yet for an appointed time though it tarries wait for it. Wait for God's appointed time and do not be in a hurry for success so you won't miss your divine timing. |
| Religion / The Lord Will Fight For You by Missyajoke(f): 5:35pm On Jul 23 |
God knows what you're passing through, he knows everything you're experiencing and you may be thinking God is silent and he isn't doing fighting your battles but let me ask you would you rather fight your battle or let God fight your battle. When God finishes with the wicked troubling you you'll be amazed cause God will vindicate you of all their accusations and he'll give you peace. God has fought for me on numerous occasions and one thing about God is that though judgement may seem slow to man but God will serve the judgement. Exodus 14:14 says " For God shall fight for us and we shall hold our peace". Tha enemy won't succeed over their plans over your life. By the power in name of Jesus the enemy will not succeed over your life. Psalm 34:19 says " many are the afflictions of the righteous but the Lord delivers him from them all. The enemy will not truimph over you in the name of Jesus. |
| Crime / Re: Body Of Motorbike Rider Recovered From Well In Delta Community by Missyajoke(f): 7:28pm On Jul 17 |
cjudy: You're insane |
| Religion / God Will Not Put You To Shame Believe And Have Faith by Missyajoke(f): 3:27pm On Jul 01 |
But they that wait upon the Lord shall renew their strength; they shall mount up with wings as eagles; they shall run, and not be weary; and they shall walk, and not faint ( Isiah 40 verse 31). I want you to know that there's a God in heaven who can do exceedingly and more than what we think of. The God who asked you to forget about the past knows what he's saying cause the Bible says "He that is in Christ is a new creature old things have passed away and all things have become new". God won't put you to shame cause he is the miracle working God. Let people talk whatever they want to talk, let them say whatever they want to say, God has the final say over a man's life. God has created you for a purpose and that you'll fulfill in Jesus name. The Bible says " Many are the afflictions of righteous but God delivereth him from them all. God will not put you at the mercy of your enemy, in the name of Jesus you'll succeed and nothing will stop your destiny fulfillment. In the name of Jesus if there's anyone on this platform who is having marital issues your case is settled in Jesus name (Amen). Bye and have a lovely day. |
| Religion / Re: Miracle Working God by Missyajoke(f): 6:36pm On Jun 25 |
| Religion / Miracle Working God by Missyajoke(f): 10:29pm On Jun 24 |
I just want to use this thread to thank God for Divine Mercy and for Divine protection. Last week I travelled home to prepare for school exams since am done with lectures already. I got home that same day I went out freely in my vicinity and came back safe but by the second day I was passing on the street all of a sudden a sudden breeze blew towards me and immediately I stayed glued to a point and I wanted to fall but God hindered me from falling and immediately I lost total and complete consciousness of myself, I couldn't talk and I couldn't speak at all I just stayed glued to a point and without being able to move at all talkless of talking but all of a sudden a man came towards me and called me si and immediately I regained my sanity and I was able to move. I just want to thank Almighty God for delivering me from untimely death. I wanted to pass the same area the second day but the spirit of God hindered me from passing. My only prayer now is that God should expose all the evil men in my area and the community where I live. Last year a woman went missing in my area and was never found till date. Lastly all of you that are on Nairaland that are into evil works of kidnapping and ritual killings change ohh cause God's judgement is near. 2 Likes |
| Crime / Re: Susan Hilaseen Kaakyenge, BSU 400L Student Is Missing, Photo by Missyajoke(f): 10:18pm On Jun 24 |
Most people don't believe in charm and vodoo but it's real and it exist and the reason why am saying this is due to an incident that happened to me. I was walking in my street when all of a sudden a bad breeze blew to me and immediately I stayed glued to a point and I lost my total and complete sanity till God restored me back and I gained my sanity almost immediately. It was Jehovah Jireh that restored my sanity that day and if not for divine intervention I would have died. Jesus I thank you for keeping me safe from all this evil men are woman. |
| Religion / Blessed Are The Peace Maker by Missyajoke(f): 5:09am On Jun 23 |
There are different people with different character. Character is an in built nature of a person, we have good character and also bad character. Some people will try to intentionally annoy you so as to get a reaction or two from you. The best prayer a person can pray is that we should ask God to reveal the character, trait of a person to us so we can know how to interact and relate with them without having issues in any way. God has called us to be peacemakers and not add fire to the fuel of disagreements and fight. Anger can destroy a man's life as you can say things you don't mean in any way to people. The best thing to do in the face of anger is to leave the room or avoid contact and communication with whoever or whatever is making you excessively angry. I had an encounter with someone lately, this lady we used to be friends and I'll tell her everything about me till she started spreading malicious rumour about me, I didn't confront her but I stopped talking about my life and issues with her though we still stay together but I cut off that communication links with her before she spreads my life affairs to everyone around that area. You as a Christian have to apply knowledge in your relationship with all men, ask God to give you a discerning spirit as it'll help you to know good people from bad people. Any one who goes around telling others what you tell the about yourself can use that information against you. If a person spoils you behind your back don't say nothing let God fight for you theirs will be worst as their own deepest secrets will be revealed by their own close friends and relatives. |
| Religion / Terrible Judgement On The Wicked by Missyajoke(f): 11:39pm On Jun 18 |
Judgement is an unexplainable events that befalls both good and bad people (My Definition). God doesn't think or reason the way we human does. You can bribe security agents but can't bribe God cause you can't even see him talkless of employing his services for your evil activities. There's no future for the wicked as nemesis always prevail over the wicked. Proverbs 16:4 - The Lord has made everything for its own purpose,Even the wicked for the day of evil. David slept with Uriah's wife and sent him to the war front where he was killed even though God forgave him he still punished him for his actions. Whatever a man sows he will reap. Don't repay good with evil and always return kindness with kindness as it goes a long way. Proverbs 21:13 says "Whoever shuts their ears to the cry of the poor will also cry out and not be answered". If you assist or help people and they return that help with evil leave them God will deal so greatly with such men and women. If someone offends you deeply just forgive them and let them go their way as His will bring unexpected judgment upon such people Goodnight everyone |
| Religion / God Will Avenge For You Just Sit And Wait by Missyajoke(f): 11:04pm On Jun 13 |
Our God is a Good vengeance so just chill and drink cool zobo cause the way God will deal with your oppressors will shock you yourself. Exodus 14:14 says " For God shall fight for us and we shall hold our peace". Saul wanted tried severally to kill David but he could so also in the name of Jesus your enemy will kill themselves. The Bible says "There's no peace for the wicked and so also whosoever is troubling you in the environment, office or shop where you work may God trouble them in Jesus name. By the power in the name of Jesus whosoever gathers or join hands to pull you down will not succeed in their wicked plans in Jesus name. Whosoever wants you to lose your job so they can replace you there will lose theirs in Jesus name. Proverb 16:14 says "The Lord has made everything for its own purpose, even the wicked for the day of evil. In the name of Jesus those envying you bitterly among your family members, colleagues and environment will be destroyed y their envy in Jesus name. Psalm 37:8 says For the Lord loves justice and does not forsake His godly ones; They are preserved forever, but the descendants of the wicked will be cut off. Whosoever wants to harm you due to bitter envy and Jealousy will die shamefully in the Name of Jesus. Don't repay evil with evil but repay evil with good. Anyone that does not wants you to prosper or succeed in life may Jesus remove them from your life. In the name of Jesus every enemy pretending to be your friend among relatives, friends and colleagues may God expose them all and their evil plans to you in Jesus name. Any no that wants to pull you down due to envy will destroy their own lives in Jesus name. Let God avenge for you don't stress yourself  Remember God hasn't forgotten you, wait for your divine timing. |
| Religion / Kindness Goes A Long Way by Missyajoke(f): 2:48pm On Jun 12 |
In the story of the good Samaritan who saw an injured man on the road and assisted him. Also the story of the lady who despite experiencing famine gave her last oil to the prophet and God blessed her and she and her children didn't die of famine. The good things you do comes back to you and the bad thing you do go back to you. There's a lot of people out there who make other people cry due to their bad character and behaviour and on Sunday morning you'll see them in church praising God. The Bible says the " The sacrifice of the wicked is an abomination to the LORD: But the prayer of the upright is his delight. The way of the wicked is an abomination unto the LORD: But he loveth him that followeth after righteousness". Some claim that they have Holy Spirit and they speak in tongue but does God identify as his own. The Bible says " blessed are the merciful for they shall obtain Mercy". Are you merciful  The Bible says "Blessed are the pure in heart for they shall see God". Do you have a pure heart towards others talkless of God. The bible say for God cannot be mocked for whatever a man sows he will reap. You may be the first person to open the church every Sunday and your name may not be in the book of Life.1 Like 1 Share |
| Religion / Life Changing Miracles Performed by God by Missyajoke(f): 6:36pm On Jun 11 |
God performs miracle, do you believe God can still perform miracle in your life?? Sing this song Your name is yahweh and you're the miracle working God. God has forgotten anyone and he remembers you. There's someone here you're been called a failure but God is changing that failure to success. God asks me to tell someone else that this is your year and this year won't pass you without you getting married to that lucky man or sister. I pray for you in the name of Jesus whatever has been delaying or hindering that marital breakthrough is removed completely. There's a lady here God will turn that dissapointment you fail daily with men and you'll get married this year. By the power in the mighty name of Jesus if there's any one who has been denied visa severally in the embassy in the mighty name of the Jesus the Lord will go before you and you'll be granted visa this time around with you being asked little questions. You're thinking it's over for you but God says he'll turn your life around. The miracle that will change your life will manifest in the name of Jesus. Say this word " Oh Lord change my story". Bye for noow |
| Education / Re: 25 Ajayi Crowther University Students Arraigned For Beating Student To Death by Missyajoke(f): 10:04pm On Jun 05 |
Almiron: What's funny there mumu |
| Education / Re: 25 Ajayi Crowther University Students Arraigned For Beating Student To Death by Missyajoke(f): 10:02pm On Jun 05 |
This is sheer wickedness, the should sentence them to life imprisonment next time they see jungle justice they'll run. |
| Fashion / Does Anyone Have Any Idea Of The Price Of Electric Butterfly Sewing Machine by Missyajoke(f): 9:39pm On May 27 |
Good evening everyone, am planning on buying electric butterfly sewing machine but I don't know the price it's sold. Can someone here please give me a price range I can get the sewing machine |
| Business / Re: Jumia Wants To Scam Me, Help!!!! by Missyajoke(f): 7:26pm On May 19 |
Kobicove: Have you checked Twitter and other social media app where Jumia customers complain about not receiving their payment and you're here saying crap and jargons. If you can't give advice or help then probably you should rest and mind your business. |
| Business / Re: Jumia Wants To Scam Me, Help!!!! by Missyajoke(f): 6:01pm On May 19 |
Cutehector: You're obviously not okay at all, you ain't thinking well and you obviously need to be checked upon by doctors  . I'll go to bank tommorow and I'll post the outcome.1 Like |
| Business / Re: Jumia Wants To Scam Me, Help!!!! by Missyajoke(f): 5:58pm On May 19 |
Kobicove: Stop saying crap, if you don't have anything good to say leave my dm. There are people online complaining about not receiving refund from Jumia and you're spewing jargons and rubbish. Don't you think before you type? I know #5455 is a small amount and I doubt if you know the value of money. |
| Business / Re: Jumia Wants To Scam Me, Help!!!! by Missyajoke(f): 5:07pm On May 19 |
nifemi25: The receipt Jumia sent to me looked forged, my name is Judith not Juditrrr check the picture well |
| Business / Jumia Wants To Scam Me, Help! by Missyajoke(f): 5:04pm On May 19 |
Good afternoon everyone, I made an order on Jumia but later canceled it due to financial reasons and the money was transferred to .y Jumia credit store account, I withdrew #5455 from jumia store credit balance through Jumia pay on 5/5/2024 and my Fbn account wasn't credited. Yesterday Jumia sent a message to me that there credited my account May 10th 2024 and the money didn't reflect on my account and the shared the proof that Jumia sent the money to my account. In the proof of payment the name is Modupe Juditrrr and my name is Modupe Judith and I'm suspecting Jumia sent a fake bank receipt to me. Although the money looks small but I can't afford to loose the money to Jumia. Please help me y'all.
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| Business / Jumia Wants To Scam Me, Help!!!! by Missyajoke(f): 4:29pm On May 19 |
Good afternoon everyone, I made an order on Jumia but later canceled it due to financial reasons and the money was transferred to .y Jumia credit store account, I withdrew #5455 from jumia store credit balance through Jumia pay on 5/5/2024 and my Fbn account wasn't credited. Yesterday Jumia sent a message to me that there credited my account May 10th 2024 and the money didn't reflect on my account and the shared the proof that Jumia sent the money to my account. In the proof of payment the name is Modupe Juditrrr and my name is Modupe Judith and I'm suspecting Jumia sent a fake bank receipt to me. Although the money looks small but I can't afford to loose the money to Jumia. Please help me y'all. |
| Religion / Re: Yahoo Boys Spray Cash On A Pastor During Church Service by Missyajoke(f): 4:25pm On Apr 30 |
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| Health / Re: Young Lady Dies After Smoking ‘Colos’ In Anambra (Photos) by Missyajoke(f): 3:44pm On Apr 30 |
yarimo:And your entire family members fool |
| Politics / Re: Remi Tinubu's Visit: Governor Adeleke's Wives Clash Over Who First Lady Position by Missyajoke(f): 12:03pm On Apr 22 |
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| Crime / Re: How I Was Scammed Through Fake Alert! by Missyajoke(f): 5:58pm On Apr 21 |
Obainoman6: You're truly sick for making fun of the op |
| Phones / Re: How Much Is Nokia 2.4 Phone As Of 2024 by Missyajoke(f): 5:54pm On Apr 21 |
payaseriy:I'll do that |
| Phones / Re: How Much Is Nokia 2.4 Phone As Of 2024 by Missyajoke(f): 7:35am On Apr 20 |
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| Phones / Re: How Much Is Nokia 2.4 Phone As Of 2024 by Missyajoke(f): 9:26pm On Apr 19 |
payaseriy: I knew he wanted to scam me, sir how much do you sell it in your shop |
| Phones / Re: How Much Is Nokia 2.4 Phone As Of 2024 by Missyajoke(f): 9:48am On Apr 19 |
Abeycityng: Waohh!!! It's really expensive. |
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