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Religion / Re: Yahoo Boys Spray Cash On A Pastor During Church Service by Missyajoke(f): 4:25pm On Apr 30
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Health / Re: Young Lady Dies After Smoking ‘Colos’ In Anambra (Photos) by Missyajoke(f): 3:44pm On Apr 30
yarimo:
It shall never be well with Peter obi undecided undecided undecided
And your entire family members fool
Politics / Re: Remi Tinubu's Visit: Governor Adeleke's Wives Clash Over Who First Lady Position by Missyajoke(f): 12:03pm On Apr 22
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Crime / Re: How I Was Scammed Through Fake Alert! by Missyajoke(f): 5:58pm On Apr 21
Obainoman6:
You were not wise and that wise couple have run you street, its a normal thing where i live mugu must always fall for guyman to chop.
Right now that wise couple will be enjoying the stuffs they bought from your shop while toasting with a cool bottle of wine and celebrating. Take your L peacefully.

You're truly sick for making fun of the op
Phones / Re: How Much Is Nokia 2.4 Phone As Of 2024 by Missyajoke(f): 5:54pm On Apr 21
payaseriy:
edit/remove ur number to avoid Google indexing ur number
I'll do that
Phones / Re: How Much Is Nokia 2.4 Phone As Of 2024 by Missyajoke(f): 7:35am On Apr 20
payaseriy:
drop your WhatsApp number for face to face deal
Phones / Re: How Much Is Nokia 2.4 Phone As Of 2024 by Missyajoke(f): 9:26pm On Apr 19
payaseriy:
bro that phone is not up to 100k

If you're in Abuja, i can show u my shop

I knew he wanted to scam me, sir how much do you sell it in your shop
Phones / Re: How Much Is Nokia 2.4 Phone As Of 2024 by Missyajoke(f): 9:48am On Apr 19
Abeycityng:
3gb ram 64gb internal storage .. brand new is 220k

Waohh!!! It's really expensive.
Phones / Re: How Much Is Nokia 2.4 Phone As Of 2024 by Missyajoke(f): 9:21am On Apr 19
Abeycityng:
let me be your vendor. Do you only prefer an andriod nokia phone type?
Yes, how much is Nokia 2.4
Phones / How Much Is Nokia 2.4 Phone As Of 2024 by Missyajoke(f): 8:59am On Apr 19
Please I need an urgent answer as I want to buy a new phone
Celebrities / Re: Jnr Pope: Uche Maduagwu Knocks Davido Over New Music by Missyajoke(f): 9:42am On Apr 12
Arobaga:
When this idiot lost his son I know how internet went mute for weeks



SS SE SW North was feeling the heat and crying for his son



Junior pope died this ritualist that sacrifices his cre members at random get mind dey post song wey no make sense



Wizkid you’ll for ever remain my favorite

Stop being unreasonable and think like a sane person.

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Religion / Timely Answers To Prayers by Missyajoke(f): 1:31pm On Apr 01
Sing this song " Our God is an awesome God he reigns from heaven above with wisdom, power and love our God is an awesome God. God is not Aman that he will lies has whatever he says will come to past. Something things may not go the way we want but our God is a God of perfect timing. Sometimes God may delay answers to our prayers for reasons best known to him which my be to prevent us from unforseen circumstances. We can all see how Joseph's brothers sold him to slavery and how he was falsely accused by pothipar's wife for rape and Now God was with him during his trying times. God will remember you and he's with you in your trying times. Joseph became a Prime Minister and he was the first outsiders to rule in Egypt. God will answer your prayers don't be discouraged to pray as God doesn't forget anyone.
TV/Movies / Re: I Sold All My Properties To Make The 'Ajakaju' Movie — Eniola Ajao Reveal by Missyajoke(f): 7:26pm On Mar 29
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Religion / God Keeps His Promise by Missyajoke(f): 9:36am On Mar 21
God doesn't fail his people when the Israelites were enslaved by the Egyptians God saw everything and he decided to step in at the right time. When God steps into a situation he removes every obstacle and every blockages. When God decided that he can no longer watch his people's suffer he decided to remove every obstacle. God is a promise keeper and he keeps all his promises, God destroyed Pharaoh and all his subordinates and he set free the Israelites. When God permits a situation to happen he has a reason for allowing it to happen but when God decides to set a person free no one can hinder the work of God. God sent Moses to Pharaoh and Pharaoh refused to listen to the warnings God passed through Moses. God eventually removed Israelites from the grip of the Egyptians. The chain of oppression, delay and blockage was broken. I decree in the name of Jesus if there's anyone who has been tied down to a place and whose life isn't moving forward in the name of Jesus I destroy the demonic work done against you in the name of Jesus. Anyone here who has been mocked, insulted, ridiculed God will intervene and silent the mockers in the name of Jesus. God ask me to tell you that he will shame the enemy and he will put a small on your face. The God of suddenly will intervene in every situation that pertains you and he will relegated those who want to relegate you. You will be victorious over every situation that pertains you in the name of Jesus.
Family / Re: Missing Fiance Star Michael Ilesanmi Is Seen Being Abused By Wife Angela Deem by Missyajoke(f): 10:28pm On Mar 02
Dminister:
The guy is blinded by unavailable true love. Obviously the woman doesn’t love him, She just want to be using him like a slave.

He should go and ask other guys how to make oyibo woman to love, loyal and respect a black man. E think say na ordinary eyes guys they use. Person wey suppose go meet Baba make dem give am me and you forever beeds make him wear am for him waist take fvck nonsense from the oyibo woman body. I swear she go loyal to you with so much respect forever. Make him dey there dey do like mugu.

You must be a controlling manipulative man/woman. Why on Earth will you do a charm to control a person to do your bidding?? Soon that manipulative and controlling spirit will destroy your life.
Career / Re: Have You Ever Worked In A Factory? Come In And Share Your Experience by Missyajoke(f): 1:01pm On Feb 26
SyrusdeHansome:
Most pple are looking for what u`re currently tired of bro so u better sit down and save enof money 4ur future business. If u knw what others are doing for 20k salary you`ll learn 2b grateful by developing a positive mindset.

Should the op die in the Job, common be reasonable for once.

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Events / Re: Moment Coolers Of Food Were Recovered From A Caterer At An Event (pics/video) by Missyajoke(f): 2:24pm On Feb 19
KosiGee:


Professional caterers do this too. Two years ago, I hired one recommended by a relative. He did something worse than this.

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Nawa ohh!!
Events / Re: Moment Coolers Of Food Were Recovered From A Caterer At An Event (pics/video) by Missyajoke(f): 8:18pm On Feb 18
Greedy wicked caterer, she obviously lack character and integrity with her responses. I doubt if any sensible person will hire her to cook for an event.





Hire professional caterers not all this thieves parading themselves as caterers grin grin

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Food / Re: How Many Fufu Can You Finish? by Missyajoke(f): 4:25pm On Feb 15
Jennyclay:
Sorry! I don’t eat fufu undecided. Especially southwest fufu. Southwest fufu has this offensive odour that can make me throw-up embarassed

But if I must try it, I think I will prefer to eat fufu from the south-south (calabar or Edo). Their fufu are neatly prepared and doesn’t smell.

Tribalistic lady spotted shocked shocked shocked
Business / Re: Shyngle, Wigwe's Dad Was Head Of NTA & His Mum Was A Nurse by Missyajoke(f): 10:48pm On Feb 12
May the souls of the departed ones rest in peace. Assuming the husband or wife dreamt or saw a vision they had an helicopter crash they wouldn't travel.
Crime / Re: Court Sentences Chiamaka Ifezue To Death For The Murder Of Ijeoma Nneke by Missyajoke(f): 9:25pm On Feb 08
SonofGod231:


What If their parents were there and did give them the proper training,care and attention needed?! Every adult should be held accountable for the consequences of their actions. As someone who lived with my both parents and siblings,I think Parent blaming is completely wrong. I'm a normal person with no violent tendencies but I've been into a lot of physical fights and troubles that my parents at some point got tired and said they won't be coming to my aide again. I'm actually extremely shy and kind but I think its more on the inner mind (violence and abuse) that causes the violence. To slap someone you must think you're more powerful or superior. Everyone,while growing up at sometime has been aggressive either through fear,anger or another way but knowing the after effects some of us have chosen a more polite and milder approach to life. Yes, I will agree with you that parents mustn't turn away from reprimanding rather than encouraging bad deeds but when a stray that has a mind of his or her own does something terrible you can't blame the parents. Yea,some worthless parents can be unhelpful but not every child with worthless parents end up been aggressive and violent. That some grown ups have lost control on what fantasy and reality is to the extent of taking someone's life doesn't mean their parents are faulty.
People who are going to grow up to be violent and brutal will do so without the aid of anyone. I know people who have wonderful parents with all the care and attention given yet are aggressive asf. When cain killed his brother Abel,God should have blamed Adam and Eve for Cain's behavior. History has shown us that violence and brutality existed in every home so I think you can stop the parent blaming game now.

Once parents see that their children are the stubborn ones you'll handle them with tough and strict parental teaching. Prayers also work for such children
Crime / Re: Court Sentences Chiamaka Ifezue To Death For The Murder Of Ijeoma Nneke by Missyajoke(f): 9:23pm On Feb 08
Judolisco:
u be calm girl oh... Better start changing it for people dat don't have sense.... Nothing is going to happen... Nobody has d monopoly of hurting people's feelings... I was like u before

I didn't know how to handle her cause I've not lived with her type before but packing out of the room is one of the best decisions I made.
Crime / Re: Court Sentences Chiamaka Ifezue To Death For The Murder Of Ijeoma Nneke by Missyajoke(f): 9:25pm On Feb 07
LalastiklaIa:


And one man will pay bride price and keep the snake in his house when he could have just bought a female cobra to keep

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Crime / Re: Court Sentences Chiamaka Ifezue To Death For The Murder Of Ijeoma Nneke by Missyajoke(f): 8:24pm On Feb 07
Their actions speaks a lot about their family background. Any parents who ignore bad behavior of their children while growing up will regret it in the future. Their parents failed in their unbringing. I can never forget a lady I lived with in school as she lacks home training and she'll call the mum in my presence put imthe phone on loud speaker and will both insult me. I left the room and till now self she hasn't changed her bad behaviour. I almost had attack cause it was fight everytime. I will travel home from school so I can have peace of mind.

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Celebrities / Re: Portable Looks Dapper In Suit During "Tony Montana" Video Shoot by Missyajoke(f): 4:10pm On Feb 06
Thundafireseun:
His skin looks too dirty undecided

You could take a pig out of the dirt , but you can’t take the dirt off the pig

If this is the definition of Dapper, Abeg I no wan dapper undecided

Is it until he bleach his skin and looks like roasted plaintain before he looks handsome.
Family / Re: What's Your Experience With Money Lending/Borrowing? by Missyajoke(f): 4:59pm On Jan 30
I borrowed a guy #6,000 and since now have not gotten the money back grin grin grin. I had to forgo the money as he keeps avoiding me. Since that day ehn I can't borrow anyone money I can't dash. Whenever people want to borrow money from me I'll just tell them that the economy is bad that am managing sef.

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Family / Re: What's Your Experience With Money Lending/Borrowing? by Missyajoke(f): 4:41pm On Jan 30
Elistho:
The one I can remember, this was last year July or August. My friend asked for 5K to add and pay school fees, I gave him my last card. I told him the money was relegated for my school bills too but I would give him as my friend and he should pay back, he vouched to.. I gave that benefit of doubt and transfered everything in my account to him.

Ladies and Gentlemen, this is February, I've not seen it. I asked him once or twice in the past, he said he would pay, he's a close friend so I didn't disturb. Since I didn't ask again, he didn't talk about it again nor pay.

I've learnt my lessons, we're still friends and even visit each other now, but I've not mention it to him lest I severe the relationship.

I don't know if he has forgotten or deliberately doesn't want to pay, but either ways, no qualms, God dey.


When next he ask for money don't borrow him also don't mention your financial capabilities to him. For example, if he says he's hungry you also give him the same reply and lock your message app and hide all message notifications on your phone. And if you still trust him with finances your on your own.

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Religion / What People Say About You Don't Count Depend Fully On God by Missyajoke(f): 9:11am On Jan 29
God is able and mighty to save and deliver. The Bible says "Many are the afflictions of the wicked but the Lord delivers him from them all. God doesn't forsake any man and what you're passing through is not the end of life. The Bible says let everything that has breath praise the Lord. In everything give thanks to the mighty God cause it's only a living being that can complain about life. At the last minute God can intervene and change a man's story. Just like the case of Joseph who was sold into slavery, we can all see how God made him the prime minister. Joseph brother didn't want him to succeed but he became successful and they bowed to him. God has not forgotten any man and no matter the suffering don't give in to the demands of the wicked. The Bible says when the Lord turned the captivity of Zion they were like them that dreamed. Those who make fun of you will regret their actions sonner or later cause God will humble them and they'll end up as nothing. God can turn any situation around and he can make the poor rich and the rich poor. When I was in school a woman made life extremely hard and difficult for me, I prayed and i ask God to deal with her and God relegated her completely. See ehhn am not rejoicing over her predicaments but the Judgement was really great. They're many cases like that and God proved himself as God. Whenever people mock you remember you have a God who is on the throne. See ehhn if any one mocks you just pray this prayer like this " Lord Jesus (mention the person's name) keep making fun of me, the righteous God humble them with life situations, Lord let them know the bitter and sweet side of Life. After praying move on with your life and forget about it. Keep in mind that their judgement may not come the way you want but God will deal with them greatly.

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Politics / Re: ‘Yahoo Boy’ Stabs Parents Over Failed Black Magic Soap In Ibadan by Missyajoke(f): 6:29pm On Jan 28
Scholace:
most of these parents obviously support their children indulging in Yahoo. Some of these children are graduates without jobs or reasonable job. I believe you know the level of unemployment in the country is a ticking time bomb. These parents are poor. They spend their limited resources sending their wards to school but nothing to show for it at the end

They do console themselves with the fact that our so called government are the greatest Yahoo, embezzling tax payers money, living large, having properties across the globe while billions if not trillions of dollars run in their various bank account. They have dual citizenship for themselves and family. They're one of the highest paid politicians in the world, while an average Nigerians cannot afford to feed.


So that's your reason for endorsing crime?? Whatever a man sows he will reap, any man who makes other people cry all in the name of getting rich will also lose their I'll gotten wealth to fraudsters like them.
Religion / Bad Character Won't Take You Anywhere by Missyajoke(f): 12:28pm On Jan 28
Character is the mental and moral qualities distinctive to an individual. There are two types of character; Good and Bad character.

Attributes of People with Good character includes;
1. Honesty
2. Kindness
3. Empathetic
4. Integrity
5. Reliable

Attributes of People with Bad character incudes;
1. Arrogance
2. Selfish
3. Disrespectful
4. Dishonest

There's an adage in Yoruba that says " Ile lati keso rode which translates to "Charity begins at home". Building a child character and good conduct in the society starts from the parent as they are the First institution responsible for training a child/children but when the parents fail in raising their children properly the parent will bear the shame and disgrace such children bring to them. You can easily tell if a child is well brought up by their acts and conducts. Many parents bad mouth other people in the presence of their children and children pick up both good and bad traits from their parents. Samuel was brought up in the Lord, his mum trained him well while prophet Eli overlooked his own children bad ways and behavior. Now the sons of Eli were sons of Belial; they knew not the Lord” (1 Sam. 2:12). You can read 1st Samuel 2:12-36 for further understanding on Samuel conduct and misconduct.

If you're the one with a extremely bad character change before God will hand you over completely for judgement. Change that bad character to good one cause one day you'll wish you change but it'll be too late. Many people are crying today over their refusal to change their character. Bad character chase away destiny helpers.

Enjoy the rest of your day
Politics / Re: ‘Yahoo Boy’ Stabs Parents Over Failed Black Magic Soap In Ibadan by Missyajoke(f): 8:48am On Jan 28
If a parent refuse to train their children later such children will ruin your legacy. I see a lot of parents who overlook their children excesses all in the name of being Gen Z. More parents in this generation will cry in their old age over their refusal to train their child/children properly and raise them well.

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Crime / Re: Church Members Say Pastor Feyi Daniels Framed, Conviction Will Be Overturned by Missyajoke(f): 12:52pm On Jan 27
It is well ohh

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