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Religion / Re: Joy In Chaos by Missyajoke(f): 7:59am On Aug 05, 2023
Kobojunkie:
God never asked His followers to CHOOSE joy in the midst of chaos. Jesus Christ instead said He would fill His followers with Joy that surpasses all other things. So, why present your idea of "Joy in chaos" as though it has something to do with God? undecided

Matthew 8:23-27
Jesus Calms the Storm
23 Then he got into the boat and his disciples followed him. 24 Suddenly a furious storm came up on the lake, so that the waves swept over the boat. But Jesus was sleeping. 25 The disciples went and woke him, saying, “Lord, save us! We’re going to drown!”

26 He replied, “You of little faith, why are you so afraid?” Then he got up and rebuked the winds and the waves, and it was completely calm.

27 The men were amazed and asked, “What kind of man is this? Even the winds and the waves obey him!”

I think this has answered your question
Religion / Re: Joy In Chaos by Missyajoke(f): 8:37pm On Aug 04, 2023
Kobojunkie:
If you have to CHOOSE the joy in chaos, then it cannot be the same as the everlasting Joy and Peace promised by God, can it?

Everlasting joy is the joy that never ends while joy in chaos means knowing that God is a way maker even when it seems like you have run out of options.
Religion / Joy In Chaos by Missyajoke(f): 7:56pm On Aug 04, 2023
Good evening everyone am missyajoke and am here to preach the Gospel. Am here to talk about peace in chaos and I'll start by defining joy and chaos and what it means to have joy in chaos.

What's joy ??! It's a lasting emotion that comes from the choice to trust that God will fulfill his promises while chaos is the complete disorder and confusion. Likewise in our lives, we also have situations that threaten to ruin, shake and uproot all that we are familiar with. Just like the houses have reinforcement against natural disasters we can also have that assurance by having a firm foundation. That’s how you’ll make it when the wind is blowing and threatening to knock you out. 

The ability to choose joy in chaotic moments is based on the foundation we lay. Romans 15:13 goes thus may the God of hope fill you with all joy and peace in believing, so that by the power of the Holy Spirit you may abound in hope. Isaiah 49:13 goes thus sing for joy, O heavens, and exult, O earth; break forth, O mountains, into singing! Romans 15:13 goes thus may the God of hope fill you with all joy and peace in believing, so that by the power of the Holy Spirit you may abound in hope. The Bible has made us to understand that in every situation we find ourselves in we should rejoice and give Glory to God. God has not forgotten anyone he'll answer your prayer at his own timing and not at your timing. so no matter how bad that situation that you're in just not the maker of the universe has not abandoned you and he's always there to comfort you. Christ has the power to heal, save and deliver so instead of choosing sadness just start praising God cause he's working out things for your good. So instead of being said get up and download joy in chaos by John drill and praise God. Praise Jesus somebody

If you want to read more you can visit this site https://theundilutedword.com/2022/02/01/joy-in-chaos
Religion / Hope Of The Hopeless. by Missyajoke(f): 8:54pm On Aug 02, 2023
Sometimes we pass through things and we feel all hope is lost, we feel like a failure cause everything we our heart and minds to ended in futility despite giving it our all. Romans 12:12 goes thus " Rejoice in hope, be patient in tribulation, be constant in prayer". Things can go bad at times but we should always know that God is in control of everything that happens in our lives and that were only part of God's plan for humanity. I want you to know that even though you're sinking in debt Jesus can rescue you and send help to you unexpectedly. If God can feed the birds of the air, God is sufficient and he has all resources to provide for your needs all you need to do is to ask him for help and he'll help you. Never go into crime cause things ain't going on well for you cause you might end up being killed or end up badly. I pray for you if there's someone here and he or she is at a brink of commiting suicide I pray that God will heal you and settle you completely. I pray that God will restore all you've lost in multiple folds and I pray that God will heal you of that sickness, disease in the Mighty name of Jesus (Amen).




Goodnight everyone and have this at the back of your mind that Jesus loves you.

TV/Movies / Re: Odunlade Adekola Wins AMVCA 2022 Best Supporting Actor - Movie/tv Series by Missyajoke(f): 1:06am On May 15, 2022
The man deswrves it jare
Celebrities / Re: Yul Edochie Unveils His Second Wife And Son by Missyajoke(f): 5:12pm On Apr 27, 2022
descarado:


And tomorrow he will beg the first wife, she will take him in again. If you ask her, she will say she did it for the kids.

Our ladies need re-orientation.

What do you expect there's always room for forgiveness in a relationship or marriage now.
Romance / Re: When A Lady Visits A Man For The First Time And Forgets The Address (photos) by Missyajoke(f): 10:42am On Apr 21, 2022
Ultravintage:
Fish brained mumus ,if they carry them now they will start calling devil but you left your house without full directions and in some cases without money. smh

pause,take a look at my signature and dm if interested all at cheap price.

You mean your mum, sis and your entire female family members have fish brain.
Romance / Re: When A Lady Visits A Man For The First Time And Forgets The Address (photos) by Missyajoke(f): 10:42am On Apr 21, 2022
Ultravintage:
Fish brained mumus ,if they carry them now they will start calling devil but you left your house without full directions and in some cases without money. smh

pause,take a look at my signature and dm if interested all at cheap price.

You mean your mum, sis and your entire female family members are fish brain.
Religion / Timely Intervention Of God by Missyajoke(f): 3:43pm On Apr 10, 2022
God is our ever present help in times of trouble. the problems you see today you won't see them any longer. Problems can manifest itself in different ways either marital, career, health e.t.c. But you see this God is mighty and strong to deliver us from every storms or problems we're facing. God hasn't forgotten about any man he said " Never! Can a mother forget her nursing child? Can she feel no love for the child she has borne? But even if that were possible, I would not forget you! So my dear brothers and sister we all know the economic situation of the country please don't give up always remind yourself that this storm will pass. The same word of God made us to understand he said " Many are the afflictions of the righteous but the Lord delivers him from them all". You see that problem you're experiencing you'll truimph and you'll laugh last over any challenge you may be facing. Instead of being said why dont you read Psalms and praise God". The same Bible made us to understand that Christ has conquered the world so remind yourself you've conquered that barreness, shame, sickness, loss of Job. God is already proferrimg solution to that problem just put your trust in God and he'll raise help for you. Don't because of fear give in to the devices of the devil. Many gave up when their breakthrough is near. Christ will bring solution to all problem. No matter what people may see stick to God's promises at last he'll supply all your need according to his riches in Glory. God won't leave you forever to suffer just keep working amd praying breakthrough will show forth.


God is near call to him in times of trouble he'll listen to you
Celebrities / Re: Tonto Dikeh Takes Back The Car She Bought For Kpokpogri (Photos) by Missyajoke(f): 10:50pm On Apr 09, 2022
Acidosis:


angry angry

grin grin grin grin how are you??
Celebrities / Re: Tonto Dikeh Takes Back The Car She Bought For Kpokpogri (Photos) by Missyajoke(f): 10:49pm On Apr 09, 2022
Celebrities / Re: Tonto Dikeh Takes Back The Car She Bought For Kpokpogri (Photos) by Missyajoke(f): 9:19pm On Apr 09, 2022
Georgejeez:
The guy no smart , if na me I for don flog the Hilux for black market give another person , The law always protect innocent third party buyers who buy without knowledge of the gift , so it wouldn't order for the return of the vehicle from the 3rd party .

As she de continue to de make noise for social media, na to meet her again for peaceful settlement, pet her small , use Okafor's law on her ,, she go always fall again , lash her well well , back to back , pack love for her body wotowoto , She go even buy me another SUV , this time G-Wagon with my name on the receipt and all the documents .

Then give her belle , when e reach 7 to 8 months , dump her again .

She go know say Sewing machine no be Pumping machine.

You have no conscience biko any lady that decides to date you will suffer.

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Celebrities / Re: Tonto Dikeh Takes Back The Car She Bought For Kpokpogri (Photos) by Missyajoke(f): 9:14pm On Apr 09, 2022
Acidosis:


Many people (women especially) cannot handle rejection. grin Those of you that want to share bills or want your woman to prepare a table before you, I hope y'all are taking notes?
We don hear angry angry
Celebrities / Re: Tonto Dikeh Takes Back The Car She Bought For Kpokpogri (Photos) by Missyajoke(f): 9:13pm On Apr 09, 2022
MarryWhiteasap:
shocked toxic woman breeds a cruel child. Your child will hunt all you sweat and sell them in his bid to clean the bad reputation beckoning his father image.
Why drag an innocent child to this nawa ohh shocked shocked shocked
Celebrities / Re: Tonto Dikeh Takes Back The Car She Bought For Kpokpogri (Photos) by Missyajoke(f): 9:10pm On Apr 09, 2022
Thandiubani:
Tonto Dikeh excited as she takes back car she gave Kpokpogri as gift

Nollywood actress, Tonto Dikeh has revealed she has taken back the hilux car she gifted ex-lover, Prince Kpokpogri.

She boasted on her Instagram page that she took everything including the fake key.

Watch below;


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V3PGk_8KPzQ

Prince Kpokpogri Finally Takes Back The SUV He Gave To Tonto Dikeh (video) - https://www.nairaland.com/6912474/prince-kpokpogri-finally-takes-back

Wiat ohh is it tonto that asked kpoporogi out or he asked her out shocked shocked shocked. Why buy car for a man?? shocked shocked shocked
Celebrities / Re: Falegan: Nkechi Blessing Dated Me For Money, Sex – Estranged Lover by Missyajoke(f): 9:03pm On Apr 09, 2022
Nawa ohh!! Yawa don gas
Celebrities / Re: Falegan: Nkechi Blessing Dated Me For Money, Sex – Estranged Lover by Missyajoke(f): 9:03pm On Apr 09, 2022
kiss kiss kiss kiss
Celebrities / Re: Falegan: Nkechi Blessing Dated Me For Money, Sex – Estranged Lover by Missyajoke(f): 9:00pm On Apr 09, 2022
Abalado:
Ano no waiting this guy see for this big nose girl self apart from the yansh.........ideregbe nie ope..though the guy has been so dull from secondary school days bcs we attended the same school, christ school ado ekiti,,,and his father was ado ekiti local government chairman, so I I knw him too well,infact his dad has an estate in ado which is FALEGAN ESTATE


Kuse story teller kuku tell us his family history undecided undecided shocked shocked shocked

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Celebrities / Re: Falegan: Nkechi Blessing Dated Me For Money, Sex – Estranged Lover by Missyajoke(f): 8:57pm On Apr 09, 2022
Cantonese:
Lies.

Uncivilized man with uncivilized lies. I do not know Nkechi Blessings, but reading the words of the man show me he is very unstable and irresponsible.

Now he has given himself away with the statement coming from UNICEF as an disreputable person. His so called charity organization maybe a conduit to siphon people’s hard earned funds.

Don't judge from one side biko hear from both sides. I most cases one is innocent while thother is a liar or they may just be doing it for grams sha.

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Crime / Re: Man Wipes 13-Year-Old Girl’s Private Part After Raping Her In Ibadan by Missyajoke(f): 8:47pm On Apr 09, 2022
saphiere:
Man Allegedly Wipes 13-Year-Old Girl’s Private Part With White Handkerchief After Raping Her In Ibadan


https://radionigeriaibadan.gov.ng/2022/04/08/man-in-police-net-over-rape/

He has or probably trying to use the girl for ritual sha
Crime / Re: Man Wipes 13-Year-Old Girl’s Private Part After Raping Her In Ibadan by Missyajoke(f): 8:47pm On Apr 09, 2022
saphiere:
Man Allegedly Wipes 13-Year-Old Girl’s Private Part With White Handkerchief After Raping Her In Ibadan


https://radionigeriaibadan.gov.ng/2022/04/08/man-in-police-net-over-rape/

He has or probably trying to jse the virl for ritual sha
Romance / Re: Who would you marry? The one you love or the one who loves you. by Missyajoke(f): 7:20pm On Apr 07, 2022
The one who loves me ni, if you love a guy and he doesn't love you back my dear yoh will sufrer but if its the other way round you'll enjoy

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Crime / Re: Kenyan Man Kills His Wife's Lover After Catching Them In Bed In His House by Missyajoke(f): 10:27pm On Apr 01, 2022
grin grin
Romance / Re: What Attracted You To Your Current Partner? by Missyajoke(f): 1:46pm On Apr 01, 2022
grin grin grin grin
Romance / Re: What Attracted You To Your Current Partner? by Missyajoke(f): 1:44pm On Apr 01, 2022
womenareapess:
her skin colour and race undecided

She is not of the race of those black female gorillas called naija women who roam around the street looking for who to destroy undecided

Your mum is a gorilla shocked shocked shocked idiot

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Romance / Re: My Girlfriend Has A Very Reckless Past. by Missyajoke(f): 7:52am On Mar 29, 2022
Iyaebe:
Haven't you also been sleeping around? what makes yours better than hers? if you don't love her then let her go,a fornicator cannot be condemning another fornicator,lailai.

grin grin grin savage response

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Romance / Re: Guys Have You Ever Regretted Aborting A Baby And Does The Memory Still Haunt You by Missyajoke(f): 4:16pm On Mar 26, 2022
henrybangs44:

I pray so kiss

Nawa ohh shocked shocked shocked undecided undecided shocked shocked
Romance / Re: Guys Have You Ever Regretted Aborting A Baby And Does The Memory Still Haunt You by Missyajoke(f): 9:09am On Mar 26, 2022
henrybangs44:

How many times cheesy
None just that the topic is funny thats why am laughing
Romance / Re: Guys Have You Ever Regretted Aborting A Baby And Does The Memory Still Haunt You by Missyajoke(f): 7:10pm On Mar 25, 2022
grin cheesy
Properties / Re: How Do I Eject This Tenant? by Missyajoke(f): 1:20am On Mar 17, 2022
gassbee:
Op dont take any rash decision, the tenant may b trying to cash out on you, be patient and allow d court evict him, if possible change and get a competent lawyer

After 3 years he should remain patient nawa ohh shocked shocked
Properties / Re: How Do I Eject This Tenant? by Missyajoke(f): 1:14am On Mar 17, 2022
zimdante:


Someone bought 123m naira dublex for a 19 year old side chick yet you are here planning to eject your fellow man for 1year Dept, you will not make haven grin

shocked shocked shocked
Family / Re: I Walked In On My Parents Having Sex, Now I Feel So Embarrassed. by Missyajoke(f): 9:20am On Mar 12, 2022
grin grin grin grin
It's very funny though

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