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Religion / Re: Prayers by Missyajoke(f): 10:57pm On Sep 10, 2023
DoWhatThouWilt:


You know what I am saying is true.

You think God cares about you or your actions. God has told you in the Bible that his ways are higher than yours and he does whatever he wants and NO ONE can hold his hand and ask him : what is this you have done?

If you like fast for a 1000 days, God will abundantly bless someone you view as a conc sinner and he won't even think of you for a second.

I don't believe in your lies and what you're saying will not discourage me from preaching in any way.
Religion / Re: Prayers by Missyajoke(f): 6:03pm On Sep 10, 2023
DoWhatThouWilt:
Stop deceiving people. God doesn't give a shit about you or anyone living today. If you keep telling people what you wrote up there👆 more and more people will lose faith in him and turn to evil.

Lies
Religion / Prayers by Missyajoke(f): 5:16pm On Sep 10, 2023
Sing this song Oke miri by Mercy Chinwo. Lift your hands to heaven and praise God. In the name of Jesus I pray for you if you're already losing hope and faith Jesus the miracle working God will turn your situation around and put smile in your mouth. God is not a man that he should lie has a lot this plans always comes to past in a mans life. I pray for you that has already lost faith and hope God will renew your faith and grant you the patience to wait on him. I pray for you that situation you're in will not be the end of you in the name of Jesus. I cancel that negative report you've been given by man in the name of Jesus. In the name which is above every name receive your Divine promotion, elevation and surprises. God is a miracle working God and he will attend to you. I pray for you in the name of Jesus God will remember you for good and take you out of that situation you're in. Lord has the power to heal, safe and deliver. In the name of Jesus receive the grace to wait on God. In the name of Jesus nothing will shift you from doing God's will. I pray that God separate you and those demonic friends of yours from you. Any man or woman who wants to shift your attention from God to the devil's side I pray that God separate you and such a person in the name of Jesus. God in his infinite mercy will grant you Divine Mercy and pardon over the sins of the past. Receive the grace in the name of Jesus to say no to temptation. I pray for you whatever is drawing you back to that demonic lifestyle Jesus has pulled you out in the name of Jesus. if there's anyone on these platform who's moving with friends or who are in the relationship with the wrong men/woken who will drag them from God's side to the Devil receive oh Lord of Host disconnect them completely from such people and connect them to your will for the mainfestation of your purpose for their lives. In the name of Jesus you will live long and death won't have any hold over you. I pray for you whatever you're battling with God of host will hear your cries and need for help. Lord Jesus those who are suffering from afflictions set them free now in the name of Jesus. Lord disconnect men or women on these platform from destiny derailing friends and partners and align them to your will for their lives. I pray in the name be free from that debt in the name of Jesus. Lord see free the sex addicts from their addictions. Lord Jesus lay your hands on the sick and make them whole (Amen).
Religion / Divine Turnaround From God by Missyajoke(f): 4:02pm On Sep 09, 2023
Sing this song with me I can see everything turning around for my favour *2. Turnaround is an abrupt or unexpected change, especially one that results in a more favourable situation. Download Branama by Kefee and Listen to it. Our God is an awesome God and he can change any situation be it worst or bad to good. God is the miracle working God and he has the infinite power to heal, save and deliver. Matthew 19 verse 26 says “With man this is impossible, but with God all things are possible.” God has the power to change your name and put you on the sit of Glory he has prepared for you. God changed Sarai name to Sarah and Abram to Abraham. No man can decide your faith except God so why don't you bring that problems to Jesus the yolk breaker and the miracle working God and watch him turn your situation around. Is there any sickness in your body that you've sent a lot of money on in the name of Jesus you're made whole. In the name of Jesus if there's anyone on this platform with Mental disorder in the name of Jesus receive your healing and be made whole. In the name of Jesus any one on this platform who is barren in the name of Jesus you shall be called by your children's name. In the name of Jesus if there's anyone who keeps applying for visa and keeps getting rejected in the name of Jesus you'll be granted visa and you will travel with ease in the name of Jesus. In the name of Jesus receive healing, anyone who has been seeking for unemployment Lord Jesus connect them with their career helpers in the name of Jesus (Amen). Remember Jesus is the solution to all problems.
Religion / The Heart Of Gratitude by Missyajoke(f): 9:56am On Sep 05, 2023
Good morning everyone, Hope your night was pleasant and sweet?? Am here to preach on the topic The heart of Gratitude. gratitude is the quality of being thankful; readiness to show appreciation for and to return kindness.
1 Thessalonians 5:18 ... "Give thanks in all circumstances; for this is the will of God in Christ Jesus for you". Don't act ungreatful to God cause he spared your life till this moment so why don't you thank him instead of lamenting about your present situation. Psalm 118:24 says "This is the day that the Lord has made; let us rejoice and be glad in it." Just open your mouth and begin to thank God for all he has done for you, thank God for the air you breathe for provision, for his living kindness upon your life, thank God for always coming through for you, thank God for not allowing you to be put to shame. God inhabits the praise of his people so loft your hands and sing to Jesus any song that comes to your mouth. You're not better than those who died in their sleep last night neither are you better than those who are in the mortuary. Just thank Jesus and give him Glory for what he will do for you and don't just sit there wallowing in regret cause God is about to give you a brand new Job, A house key and grant your heart desires. Just give God Glory and be appreciative. God won't put you to shame, the Bible says In Psalm 30 verse 5 says weeping may endure for a night but Joy cometh in the morning. In the name of Jesus whatever makes you cry secretly God will wipe your tears away and put a new song in your mouth. God will give you victory over any marital challenge you're passing through in the name of Jesus. God will elevate and promote you in the name of Jesus. In the name of Jesus if there's anyone on this platform who is at the brink of suicide I ask the Lord Jesus to settle your case in the name of Jesus. In the name of Jesus if there's anyone on this platform contemplating suicide I pray that the Lord remove those thoughts of deaths from your thinking and replace it with thoughts of life and hope in the name of Jesus (Amen).

Have a pleasant day and remember God has the solution to all problems.
Food / Re: Yoruba Name For Cloves And Parsley. by Missyajoke(f): 6:37pm On Sep 03, 2023
obojememe:
pls do u know d yoruba name for cinamon

I don't know the name ohh but if you need it go to those those selling cake items like flour, butter e.t.c they will have it and if they don't have it then go to market and ask those selling seasonings like Maggi e.t.c.Go to sophisticated market or supermarket you will find it there.
Religion / Miracle Working God by Missyajoke(f): 5:30pm On Sep 01, 2023
A miracle is an extraordinary and welcome event that is not explicable by natural or scientific laws and is therefore attributed to a divine agency. Jesus turned water into wine (See Gen. 2:18-25) and that's a miracle. Also, Jesus walking on the sea is also a miracle ( See Matthew 14:22-36). God asked Moses to stretch forth his rod and he parted the red Sea (See Exodus 14: 19-31). There was a woman in the Bible with the issue of blood and you know what she suffered the sickness for 12 good years and she touched the helm of the garment Jesus wore and she become healed Instantly ( See Like 8: 43-48). There's no ailment God can cure, God can give you another Job, God can bring you out of debt, God can remove that reproach, God can remove barrenness, God can restore all you've lost. Ephesians 3 verse 20 says Now to him who is able to do exceedingly abundantly above all that we ask or think, according to the power that works in us. God is not deaf to your prayer and God had not forgotten about you. God is working everything out for your good. Just life your hands right now and say Lord Jesus I need you to perform a miracle in your career, a miracle in my Finances (you can name anything you want the Lord to do for you). Father in the name of Jesus if there's anyone on this platform who has given up on life, dear Jesus surprise the person and put a smile in their mouth and let them rejoice (Amen). Remember the Lord is near to those who call on him. Bye for nooww

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Religion / Flee From Temptation by Missyajoke(f): 4:25pm On Aug 31, 2023
Temptation is the desire to do something, especially something wrong or unwise. Joseph was tempted by Potiphar's wifeto lay with her but through the power of God he resisted temptation. In the Bible Judas Iscariot was offered 30 pieces of silver to betray our Lord Jesus Christ but he failed woefully and he led the men to arrest Jesus. Do you know that giving in to temptation can hinder the fulfillment of God's plan for a man's destiny. The worst thing that can ever happen to a person in life is to start well and end up in shame, it will not be your portion in Jesus name. Many Glories have been swallowed due to indiscipline. Some there problem is they can't take their eyes off women, Some their problem is money. Daniel was thrown into lion's den because he refused to bow down to worship and idol and his refusal to give in to temptation helped him a lot cause God delivered him. King David brought problem into his life by laying with Uriah's wife and in order to make the woman his wife he sent Uriah into battle and killed him. Many men and women are like that you're eyeing a position that's not yours, Eyeing someone else's wife/husband whereas yours is at home. Let me ask you a question will it be bad if you love your wife/husband and not cheat on them. A lot of people dig a hole under their feet and expect it not to fall into the hole. Will it be bad if you buy good dress/shirt for your husband and wife so they can dresses well? Will it be bad if you buy gifted for your partner to appreciate them? Many problems would have been avoided if men and women learn to be disciplined and contented with what they have.
Religion / The Acts Of Wickedness by Missyajoke(f): 7:30pm On Aug 29, 2023
Wickedness is the quality of being evil or morally wrong. Isaiah 3 verse 11 says Woe to the wicked! It will go badly with him, For what he deserves will be done to him. Also, Proverbs 4:14 says" Do not enter the path of the wicked and do not proceed in the way of evil men. Know this and know it well that whatever a man sows he will reap. You know what you're doing in the secret you kill innocent people, remove their body parts and sell and then you use the money to engage in humanitarian acts so that God will forgive you. The Bible says no sinner will go unpunished. It's better to repent and forsake the evil doings before God turns his back against you completely and destroys you. God will judge every man according to the works of their hands. If you're the type that kills innocent people and you take their money and convert it to yours repent as God's judgement is at hand ohh. If you're into arm robbery repent ohh cause you may go into an operation and be killed. You know where you drive to in the middle of the night to dump dead bodies of the people you kill undecided undecided, God is watching you repent before the God of Justice visits you. Some even go as far as deceiving their friends into bushes, dismember them and remove their parts for rituals. Micah 2:1 says Woe to those who scheme iniquity,Who work out evil on their beds! When morning comes, they do it,For it is in the power of their hands. One evil leads to another evil to another evil till you become a master of evil doings. Father Lord Jesus if there's any one on this platform who is into such demonic trade in the name of Jesus I pray that the Holy ghost ministers to you and I pray that God will visit you, transform you and change your heart. If there's anyone who is almost at the brink of forgoing the truth to undertake the path of the unrighteous due to the bad economic situation in the name of Jesus you won't go into that path and God will strengthen you and grant you your heart desires (Amen).



Goodnight everyone and remain blessed.
Family / Re: How Do I Confront My Husband About This Issue? by Missyajoke(f): 4:18pm On Aug 29, 2023
rickleye:


Fair enough but the alternative would be divorce or separation.

You're right
Family / Re: How Do I Confront My Husband About This Issue? by Missyajoke(f): 3:49pm On Aug 29, 2023
rickleye:


Weird I could feel your female energy before looking at your moniker.
Listen some men cheat because they want to others cheat because they are led to it.

Watching porn, flirting, looking at another person lustfully are all forms of cheating.

Some men cheat because they feel entitled. A single woman is boring , she’s not as spirited as before , she doesn’t sneak out . The chase and catch is missing .

Others are forced to because the woman does not address his needs anymore. It’s his cry for attention . A person who used to have quality sex 2ce a week has become someone who gets sex 2ce a month and only if he's “ nice” to her.
When women use sex as a weapon want do you expect will happen.

Find out which category he belongs to. Before you throw out the baby with the bath water.

No word justifies cheating.

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Family / Re: How Do I Confront My Husband About This Issue? by Missyajoke(f): 3:31pm On Aug 29, 2023
Yugoslavia247:


Your marriage is about to see shege.

Do you bother about your husband sexual feeling the same way you bother about him cheating on you.

Most times that's what you all do.

Like you don't know it is the sex he needs.

Focus on understand his sexual appetite.

If Vicky leaves the scene
Antonia
Anabel
Cinderella
Senorita

Are waiting in line.

Now he would become smarter or furious.

She must have worked so hard to satisfy your husband for her to ask such questions.

Who is sweeter between me and your wife?

Imagine the kind eyes she go dey use dey look you.

Anytime you are at peace with your husband she go dey vex.

Better up the game and claim your husband not just from Vicky but others.

Be insightful.
Observe him
Know why.
What if na the gal give am green light.

You don't need to rush.

If you rush you no go fit borrow oven.

Sit your husband down and discuss it.

It might be difficult but try. Don't try and fight the gal. You go embarrass yourself, your husband and the family.

Call his family instead.

If possible make una go out and settle the issue because you na go too shout.

You need to be smart.

Imagine that you know and act like you don't.

Even your husband go fear.

Leave the gal and face your husband.

Na im get problem.

E Kon be neighbors

Kaya mata self fit dey work.

Maybe the gal dey wear braless cloth and pantless.

The thing he want the gal understand

U want use Vicky hook up play.

She go Sabi suck dick

When last u suck him dick.

That alone go make am never leave Vicky hook up.


What you're saying is rubbish abegg, a man who will cheat will cheat if you like do almost all sex styles to please him.

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Travel / Re: Man Spends 40years In US, 20yrs In Prison & Is Deported Back To Nigeria (video) by Missyajoke(f): 8:05pm On Aug 28, 2023
ThinkSmarter:
Wasted life
It's wasted time not life

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Religion / God Is A Promise Keeper by Missyajoke(f): 5:55pm On Aug 28, 2023
Good afternoon everyone am here to preach on the topic titled "God is a promise keeper". Most times we humans under estimate the power of God and sometimes we feel he doesn't keep his promises. Consider the story of the Israelites, confined under the harsh rule of Egypt, their cries of despair reaching the heavens. God responded with a remarkable promise, "I will bring you out from under the burdens of the Egyptians, and I will deliver you from their bondage" (Exodus 6:6). This profound promise, an emblem of God's enduring love and unwavering faithfulness, ushered in a beacon of hope and freedom. God doesn't forget his promise. God promises will eventually come to past in a man's life even though it may take time. God doesn't fail has he works according to his own timing. Deuteronomy 31:6 says "Be strong and courageous. Do not be afraid or terrified because of them, for the Lord your God goes with you; he will never leave you nor forsake you." God doesn't forsake anyone no matter how harsh or how bad the situation may be. Learn to give thanks to God and never compromise your faith due to the delay in God's promises. God may delay the fulfillment of his promises upon a person but he doesn't forget. God gave Abraham and Sarah a child in their old age even though it seemed late but God kept his promise. Sarah name the boy Isaac which means laughter, so also in the name of Jesus your hope is renewed in the name of Jesus. God will give you the enduring spirit till he brings his plans and purpose upon your life to fulfillment in the name of Jesus. God will never make a promise to a man he won't bring to fulfillment. The Bible says "Many are the afflictions of the righteous but God delivered him from them all". In the name of Jesus you will celebrate and you will rejoice in the name of Jesus. God will settle you in the name of Jesus. All you have to do is to wait on God.

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Food / Re: Urgent!!! by Missyajoke(f): 5:29pm On Aug 26, 2023
mariahAngel:
It was worth it.

Thank you

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Food / Urgent!!! by Missyajoke(f): 7:55pm On Aug 25, 2023
Good evening everyone, did anyone registered in Hilda bassey cooking class?? How was the class?? Was it worth the amount you paid for.
Religion / Are You Merciful?? by Missyajoke(f): 2:14pm On Aug 25, 2023
Let me ask you a question Are you merciful?? Matt. 5:7 says Blessed are the merciful: for they shall obtain mercy.” Being merciful means showing or exercising mercy. The same Bible ask us to love our neighbors as yourself. If you have the means to assist people then assist if you can't then why insult people as if it's not God who created them. You disrespect both young and old all in the name of being a boss. If you're the type that can't assist people without asking for anything in return you need to change as God dislike such people. No situation is permanent as those who you're looking down on today you may look up to them tommorow. You're so merciless that people have known you in your neighborhood as extremely wicked and heartless. Many times the Israelites sinned against God but he forgave them and had mercy on them. Many men and women have curses attached to their life due to their conducts and it will be better if you change and start treating people with love and with respect. Don't because of your present position in life look down on any man as God can surprise you and make the person you're looking down on to become suddenly successful and you'll be wondering if they're the same person.


To avoid regrets later in life be merciful so that God will show you mercy.

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Religion / Re: My 1 Years Old Is A Witch by Missyajoke(f): 7:15am On Aug 25, 2023
Handsomejok:
I have a big problem ďż˝ I separated with my wife because she was a witch and the cause of my downfall. I had the custody of our daughter who is now 1 years 6 months old.

After getting rid of the witch I taught my business will be better than before but no. Things become even hard for me I started experiencing body pain and unknown sickness and we have been to church where I was told my daughter Is a witch her mother has given her the mission to kill me.

After prayers and fasting my health is getting better now and I have been to 2 different churches just to confirm that my daughter is a witch and yes it is true. I have packed her stuffs and i took her to her mother but she is doesn't stay there anymore and I don't know her new address. I am not a wicked person but I don't want her in my house because I don't want to harm her and regret it. What do I have to do with a witch?

You're a wizard embarassed lipsrsealed lipsrsealed, what exactly is your problem?? Don't you have mouth that you can use to pray for yourself?? Can't you see that the prophet wants to scatter your marriage??
Religion / Vindication Comes From God by Missyajoke(f): 9:24pm On Aug 24, 2023
Vindication is the action of clearing someone of blame or suspicion. Do you remember the story of Joseph who was falsely accused by pothipar's wife of forcefully laying with her which of course is false (Genesis 39: 12-18). Joseph called on Jehovah and Jehovah heard him and set him free. Let me ask you a question is there any man greater than Jehovah ( no one I have seen). If you know How great Jehovah is you won't under estimate him. Have you been mistreated, raped, cheated, falsely accused?? Let me tell you there's a God you can cry out to who will fight on your behalf and execute speedy judgement on the wicked ones troubling you. The Bible says " For God shall fight for us and we shall hold our peace", you don't need to curse any man if they hurt you all you need to do is to call on God and ask him to judge those who made you weep and put you in a sorrowful state and the judgement God will execute on them will be seen by many and they themselves will not understand what warranted such terrible judgement on them. Do you know how God handled pharaoh, Pharaoh pursued the Israelites to his doom. God is our ever present help in times of trouble and he is never far from us and all you have to do is to accept him as your Lord and personal saviour and ask him to vindicate you and grant you peace so thatyou can forget the past and move on and wait for God's time to execute judgement on those who made you weep and sorrowful and done be vengeful. Lot Jesus if there's anyone here at the brink of fighting for himself Lord Jesus stop him or her from fighting for himself and show yourself as Lord over that situation they're passing through and vindicate them from their troubles (Amen). Goodnight everyone, Remember Jesus is always with you always and he'll never forget about you.

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Family / Re: After 9 Years Of Trying My Wife Finally Gave Birth by Missyajoke(f): 7:56pm On Aug 23, 2023
MrUgo4christ111:
It is with joy in my heart and a gladdened spirit,I wish to inform esteemed family section members that I am now a father of a bouncing boy given birth to buy my wife in the early hours of this morning smiley

We had tried for so long to have a baby,there were doubts creeping in from friends and family alike but our faith in God never wavered.It wasn't easy.My wife was having birth complications as the doctor said her pelvic region wasn't opening up enough to birth a child and that the baby was rightly positioned.Fear gripped me cheesy but I had to be a man and offer encouragement to my wife because she was already asking me if she dies while giving birth,will I marry another wife? cheesy cheesy Those complications took a lot of strength from her and finance from me and she spent some days in the hospital before she finally gave birth in the wee hours of this morning to the glory of God.Mother and baby in good health.

Thank you lord for your mercies.

Congratulations sir
Religion / The Demonic Act Of Bewitchment by Missyajoke(f): 11:37am On Aug 23, 2023
Bewitchment means to place under one's power by magic; cast a spell over. Have you ever had an experience where you suddenly begin to like a person without any form of physical connection between you and them?? Have you ever had an experience where you suddenly start developing feelings for a man or woman ?? If you ever had such experience you may have been Bewitched by such a person. Bewitchment is an art of trying to take charge of the person's thinking so has to take control of their life through evil means( my definition). Love for a man or woman but come naturally as nothing must be added to it neither nothing can be subtracted from it. The Bible says God is love and God himself created Love. 1 Corinthians 16:14  says, Let all that you do be done in love. You don't say you love a person and start bewitching them as it's wrong. 1 Corinthians 13:4-7 says, Love is patient and kind; love does not envy or boast; it is not arrogant or rude. It does not insist on its own way; it is not irritable or resentful; it does not rejoice at wrongdoing, but rejoices with the truth. Love bears all things, believes all things, hopes all things, endures all things. You don't say you love someone and cast spells on them to do everything you want them to do. Love is one of the greatest tool created by God during his creation. If you're a man or woman and you're into your act of casting spells on people to make them love you or do things for you stop it before God grips you for judgement and destroys you completely. Psalm 86.15 says, “But you, O Lord, are a God merciful and gracious, slow to anger and abounding in steadfast love and faithfulness.” The opposite of Mercy is justice. God does not love to see a sinner die all he wants from you is total and complete repentance. So ask Jesus to create in you a new heart and save you from doom aJesus will have mercy on you. I want you to know brothers and sisters that after death comes judgement and you have the time now to repent before God strikes you suddenly and remove you from the Land of the living. Repent ohhh before God destroys you completely.

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Religion / Deliverance comes from God not from man by Missyajoke(f): 8:17pm On Aug 21, 2023
Deliverance is the action of being rescued or set free. Psalms 34:17 goes thus "he righteous cry, and the LORD heareth, and delivereth them out of all their troubles". This Bible verse shows us that the Lord has the power to deliver anyone from any situations, problems if they call upon his name and he'll answer cause he is a great God. Psalms 107:6 goes thus then they cried unto the LORD in their trouble, and he delivered them out of their distresses. Once you call upon the name of the Lord he will answer irregardless of the religion
you belong. Psalms 34:4 - I sought the LORD, and he heard me, and delivered me from all my fears. This verse talks about you having a personal relationship with God and believing in his power and resurrection. God has the power turn your negative situation into a positive one. Permanent, total and complete deliverance from all situations a man may encounter can only be received from God. So instead of running from pillar to post in search of solutions to the problem why don't you go to Jesus and ask him to deliver you form that problem and he will not only heal you he will also give you long life. God healed the woman with the issue of blood and from the scriptures she has done all she can to receive healing and none worked till she touched Jesus garment. So why panic over that situation when you can hand it over to Jesus who can do the impossible. In the name of Jesus if there's anyone who passing through a very though phase in the Name which is greater than every other name the name of Jesus I ask Jesus to intervene in that situation. That problem has expired in the name of Jesus
In the name of Jesus any one going through financial problems in the name of Jesus the God the greatest provider will meet you at the point of your needs. I pray in the name of Jesus if there's anyone who is terminally ill be made while in the name of Jesus. Goodnight everyone, hand your problems to Jesus and he'll settle.

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Religion / Contentment is of great gain by Missyajoke(f): 8:33pm On Aug 19, 2023
Good evening everyone, It's missy ajoke and i'm here to preach on Contentment is of great gain. Let me ask you a question Are you contented with what you have?? The Bible verse Timothy 6:6–10 goes thus "But godliness with contentment is great gain, for we brought nothing into the world, and we cannot take anything out of the world. But if we have food and clothing, with these we will be content. But those who desire to be rich fall into temptation, into a snare, into many senseless and harmful desires that plunge people into ruin and destruction. The main reason why a lot of people go into crime is because they refuse to be contented with what they have. Discontentment graduates into envy, jealousy and eventually engaging in social vices. It's due to discontentment we have a lot of people engaging in crimes to meet end means and they end up becoming an expert in that field. No matter the economic situation learn to be contented with what you have, don't allow them to use money to lure you into the occult. Once you're initiated into the occult you'll find it difficult to come out of it. Do you know what contentment gives you peace of mind and Joy. Don't go into cyber crime because of Hunger. God who feeds the birds of the Heaven will feed you, Don't go into prostitution because of Hunger cause by the time you start making money you'll become hooked in the job. If you go into cyber crime and dupe people you'll end up losing such money yourself unexpectedly. Live a life of holiness and purity.

Pray this prayer : Lord Jesus help me to overcome the temptations of this world, provide for my need Jesus (mention the things you need) . Goodnight everyone
Religion / God's Timing by Missyajoke(f): 8:26pm On Aug 18, 2023
Talk about God, he's never late. God does everything according to his timing. God doesn't work according to human timing he works at his own timing. What makes you belief that God has forgotten you?? What makes you to lose hope?? When you get to the Hospital you will appreciate God?? When you go to the mortuary you will appreciate God?? For God is good in every seasons. You as a person may not see God's faithfulness but waking up is by God's grace as people die from their sleep. Instead of giving up on life just start praising God that has spared you from birth to now. Just sing I have a reason to praise the Lord*2. Also whenever you're sad about your present situation just sing " I have a very big God ohh he's always by my side, A very big God ohh, By my side everyday. Also, you can open your hymn book and start praising God, sing of his faithfulness. Sing this " Yahweh" by Ada ehi.


Before you go to bed tonight just say Jesus I thank you for the gift of life, thank you for everything, Thank you Jesus.
Crime / Re: Abuja Housewife Bursts Into Tears As Barrow Pusher Escapes With Her Foodstuff by Missyajoke(f): 2:24pm On Aug 18, 2023
ahnie:

Some women are negligent,you would see the barrow pusher at the front and madam will be at the far back buying pepper.


I see them alot.

That's not an excuse for the wheelbarrow pusher to stalk her goods, Stop supporting crime.
Education / Re: I Made 4.38 CGPA And I'm So Happy... by Missyajoke(f): 5:13pm On Aug 15, 2023
Cooolme:
My final exams were just released, and I just confirmed my CGPA, you may be thinking why I am excited over it even though it's not first class but let me explain briefly.

Starting school at a young age, I had a tough time taking my studies seriously. I didn't pay much attention to my notes. This carried on into secondary school, where my grades were just average. I managed to score 188 in JAMB, 230 in my POST UTME, got 1b, and C's in my NECO, which I used to process my admission cos my school WAEC was withheld, and I didn't bother to retake it.

I was only 15 when I started university, a friend's candid portrayal of university life had prepared me for what lay ahead, or so I thought.

My first challenge was my roommate, a very unserious fellow. His mockery of my attempts to establish disciplined study habits took its toll on me, leading to a particularly trying semester during which I had 3 carry-overs, my worst ever.

Before the next semester began, I talked to my family about changing my lodge. They advised me to stay where I was until my second year, but deep down, I knew it wasn't right for me. So, I had to hustle up cash and with the help of my beloved aunt (RIP Ma'am) I was able to rent my own space, the best and most expensive lodge around school as at that time…

This time I will be staying alone till further notice, the GP hustle began. I would read and read, only me, as I never liked group reading or night class stuff. I began to excel academically, was a thing of joy, the last time I felt that brilliant was during my Junior secondary school days.

While I was improving my grades, I also needed to earn money. My family's support decreased because my dad was sick. So, I had to balance between learning skills for financial independence and keeping up with my studies. It wasn't easy, and I missed classes sometimes, but I kept trying. Eventually, things got better, and I was even able to buy a car last year.

But life threw a big challenge at me during the first semester of my final year, my dad passed away. I had to handle a lot of responsibilities as the first son, and to make things tougher, my uncles scheduled the burial a few days before my exams. I was sick during the exams, but I pushed through and did my best.

And now, the results are out, and I did really well. I've overcome this phase of my life, and I'm so grateful. It's not just about the grades; it's about the journey of going from struggling to succeeding. Thank God for guiding me through it all.

BSc Computer science in the bag, GOD DID!

Congrats ohh, we your Nairaland friends are happy for you.

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Religion / Joy Cometh In The Morning by Missyajoke(f): 4:30pm On Aug 15, 2023
Good afternoon everyone, am Missyajoke and I'll like to preach on the topic "Joy cometh in the morning". Lord Jesus minister to people through the short message (Amen).

Joy is an inexplicable happiness, laughter accompanies joy ( My definition of Joy). According to Oxford Dictionary " Joy a feeling of great pleasure and happiness. Psalm 30:5 goes thus "weeping may endure for a night, but joy cometh in the morning". Is there any situation that makes you feel hopeless, helpless, abandoned and sad then this Bible verse is for you. God can turn any situation around, God can heal diseases and he can remove that depression and replace it with Joy. Sarah bore a child at an old age so also that same God is alive to turn your weeping into laughter. All you need to do is to give your life to accept Christ as your Lord and savior and let him take charge of your life and situation. Anytime am having issues with anything I go to God in prayer and her answers my prayer. If you're feeling hopeless, helpless just download Yahweh by Ada Ehi.

God bless you all, have a pleasant afternoon.
Religion / Divine Healing From God. by Missyajoke(f): 8:35pm On Aug 14, 2023
Lord Jesus I pray you'll touch the heart of anyone who will read this message in Jesus name (Amen). I pray in the name of Jesus that God will minister to you through this message in this name (Amen).
Luke 8:43-48 goes thus And a woman having an issue of blood twelve years, which had spent all her living upon physicians, neither could be healed of any, Came behind him, and touched the border of his garment: and immediately her issue of blood stanched. And Jesus said, Who touched me? When all denied, Peter and they that were with him said, Master, the multitude throng thee and press thee, and sayest thou, Who touched me? And Jesus said, Somebody hath touched me: for I perceive that virtue is gone out of me. And when the woman saw that she was not hid, she came trembling, and falling down before him, she declared unto him before all the people for what cause she had touched him, and how she was healed immediately. And he said unto her, Daughter, be of good comfort: thy faith hath made thee whole; go in peace
This Bible passage shows the healing power of God and how mighty God is. I pray for anyone reading this message that it there's any sickness you're battling with in the name of Jesus Christ you're made whole (Amen).

Jesus and his disciples went to Jericho. And as they were leaving, they were followed by a large crowd. A blind beggar by the name of Bartimaeus son of Timaeus was sitting beside the road. When he heard that it was Jesus from Nazareth, he shouted, “Jesus, Son of David,[a] have pity on me!” Many people told the man to stop, but he shouted even louder, “Son of David, have pity on me!” Jesus stopped and said, “Call him over!”. Jesus prayed for Bartimaeus and he became whole. In the name of Jesus if you're experiencing any pain or discomfort in your body God has made you whole in Jesus name (Amen). Goodnight everyone, God bless you all.

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Family / Re: Six Effective Ways You Can Cut Cost In These Hard Times by Missyajoke(f): 12:50pm On Aug 12, 2023
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Religion / Faithful To Fulfill All His Promise" by Missyajoke(f): 7:56pm On Aug 11, 2023
God is good all the time and all the time the Lord is good. Good evening everyone, am Missy ajoke and I want to preach on the topic "Faithful to fulfill all his promise".
To be faithful means to be loyal and steadfast.
Deuteronomy 7:9 goes thus" Know therefore that the Lord thy God, he is God, the faithful God, which keepeth covenant and mercy with them that love him and keep his commandments to a thousand generations". When God makes a promise he's going to bring it into fulfillment. God promised to deliver the Israelites from the hand of the Egyptians and he actually did. You see God's word will always come to past no matter how long you think it takes. The Israelites were in bondage for 400 years before God delivered them. Also, Abraham and Sarah waited many years for God to fulfill His promise of giving them a son. So also my dear brothers and sisters it doesn't matter how long you wait for God's promises to be fulfilled in your life but God is the sole determiner of when he'll bring those promise to past. God is not a man that he should lie, God is not a liar nor a deceiver. All we have to do is to wait on Jesus and ask him to help us while waiting as many end up missing it in life due to excessive conplains about God taking too long to bring his promises to past in there life. The fact that God denied you answer to a prayer doesn't mean he didn't hear the prayer he's just waiting for the perfect time to listen and God will not grant answers to a prayer that doesn't align to his will for your life. I imploy you all to wait on God cause everything that comes from God comes with peace of mind. I imploy you to say no to temptation from the devil and also do not give in to the words telling you to give up on life. Don't give up on that career rather ask God to assist you and you'll be shock that the God of signs and wonders will visit you. Goodnight everyone, Before you sleep just ask Jesus to give your life a direction and ask him to guide you.
Religion / Sound Of Victory by Missyajoke(f): 6:07pm On Aug 06, 2023
Father in the mighty name of Jesus I pray you'll touch the hearts of the readers who will read this message in Jesus name (Amen).

Victory is the achievement of mastery or success in a struggle or endeavor against odds or difficulties. Psalms 118:15-25 goes thus the LORD is my strength and my defense ; he has become my salvation. Shouts of joy and victory resound in the tents of the righteous: “The LORD's right hand has done mighty things! The LORD's right hand is lifted high; the LORD's right hand has done mighty things!” Psalm 126 goes thus  when the Lord turned again the captivity of Zion, we were like them that dream.Then was our mouth filled with laughter, and our tongue with singing: then said they among the heathen, The Lord hath done great things for them.
I pray for someone here no matter what you're passing through in the mighty name of Jesus you will overcome that challenge, that sickness is gone in the name of Jesus. In the mighty name of Jesus if there's anyone here who is having financial challenge God will surprise you in the name of Jesus. God of sudden turnaround will change your bad situation into a positive one. In the name of Jesus if there's anyone who have difficulty in having children God has healed your womb in the name of Jesus, in the name of Jesus you'll be called a mother and you'll become a father. Anyone here who is not yet marriedin the name of Jesus God will elevate your marital status in the name of Jesus. In Jesus mighty name (Amen), God bless you all.
Religion / Freedom From Opression by Missyajoke(f): 9:31pm On Aug 05, 2023
Good evening everyone, am Missyajoke and am here to share the message titled ” Freedom from oppression". I pray that God ministers to you through this message in Jesus mighty name (Amen).

Freedom is defined by Merriam Webster as the quality or state of being free, such as: the absence of necessity, coercion, or constraint in choice or action. Freedom is liberation from slavery or from the power of another while Oppression is prolonged cruel or unjust treatment or exercise of authority.
The story of the Israelites in Egypt is a well-known example of oppression in the Bible. According to the book of Exodus, the Israelites were enslaved by the Egyptians for 400 years. They were forced to work long hours in harsh conditions, and their children were taken from them and killed. The oppression of the Israelites shows us that oppression can take the form of slavery and forced labor. The Egyptians used their power to enslave the Israelites and force them to work for their benefit. The Israelites’ faith in God gave them the strength to resist their oppressors and ultimately led to their freedom. This story teaches us the importance of faith and perseverance in the face of oppression. Eventually God delivered the Israelites from the hand of the Egyptians. That shows how powerful and mighty God his, the Bible says Behold, the LORD’s hand is not shortened, that it cannot save, or his ear dull, that it cannot hear. The only thing you need to do is to Accept Christ as your Lord and personal saviour and you have to pray this short prayer "Lord Jesus have mercy upon me and take full control of my life, Lord forgive me all my sins and you'll add Lord Jesus I accept you as my Lord and Savior come and dwell in my heart and that's all. Isaiah 54:14 goes thus “In righteousness you will be established; you will be far from oppression, for you will not fear;and from terror, for it will not come near you. God has the power to heal, save and deliver. All you need to do is to cry out to Jesus to deliver you from oppression and he'll answer.

God bless you all.

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