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binaflexia:
My reply to @Inked_Nerd  was truly rude and uncalled for. I didn't get the question very well and i was frustrated to see the only reply been another question.

Nice one! 

binaflexia:
And for the egg/cholesterol. How much is too much? And how will I know if i have less or too much of it?

Taking egg everyday is indubitably TOO MUCH for an adult.
2 times a week should be fine.
How to know if your cholesterol level is alright? I got a link for you.
Here . . . http://www.lifeclinic.com/focus/cholesterol/about_it.asp

queeneve:
Children are smarter than we give them credit for and children knows when something is not right,

Agreed - Children may have a clue when something isn't right.
The Important question is - Is their awareness of the present situation enough to prevent them from being affected by the decisions I, as a parent, take?
Your guess is as good as mine - No.

Zimb werrin?
I'll take my Naija brothers anytime.

I do not see sense in the concept of 'Separation'. Which kain separation?
Moving outta the house for a period of time. Where to? Are you both supposed to act single within that period? What if there are kids involved, what happens to them?
Nah, there have to be other options. In my book, Separation =/leads to Divorce.

Who's hungry?

A man that knows the importance of marriage and reverences the institution, would realize the grave consequence(s) the situation is capable of producing and as such, would try his best to prevent it, now that he can.

Understood - People do not have the same level of sexual . . .[insert right word here  ] but a  little adjustment, in order to make things better for both parties wouldn't hurt.
Today, we'D do it my way and tomorrow, your way - Compromise. Simple!

Stop shouting, Y'all. Anyone needs a glass of water?

fab04:
This is definitely the name to use; "và a farti fottere" Boutique. 

Ranoscky:
"Bendowny selecty boutiqy de frenchy" !!!

Lmao.

akwaowoudo:
Madness everywhere! Must you post this poo? What touchstone, yardstick? Madness all through! Behind or without mask, what do you know about the males in n'land? Must all show their new shirt or barbing style on nairaland just as facebook? Madness in all! Absolute insanity.

Lol.

Creamish:
lol . .or Chamotex, Jaybee, Oxone . . . . bros it'll av been better if your pix wasnt on your profile . . im sure our imaginations wuldav done u a better justice dan your pix did.  

or Sjeezy, German007, Bigrod, Ravenzord etc

I'll even say 190 looks better.
190, pay me.

What's that thing you're cooking? You're using my gas cooker, too? >:
**Missy throws away the pot of burnt yam porridge Snthesis was cooking**  

snthesis:
eyah! y u dey cry, oyah clean your tears with dis paper towel

You are mean.

Abbigliamento Trendy
Mondo Di Abbigliamento
Moda perfetta.

PS: I don't know if these are  registered trade-marks.
It would be cool to mix English with Italian, i think.

ifyalways:
So true
In as much as i like lagos danfo my best anyday is Molue
Old boy,From the preachers to the Pharmacist(with 1 drug that cures 20ailments) down to the beggar.lol
Everyone dey serious dey hawk his wares.When i was still a JJC,many conductors chop my "change" even collect double fares from me.
My fav. route was Yaba/Ojuelegba CMS,
Dont forget to empty your pockets,heft your purse/bag to the front(i hang mine on my neck) then raise your mobile phone up.

Lol. Why? Because of pickpockets?

Here . . . https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-522635.0.html

chamotex:
Nah . . . she used to be mine, I was her first love.

It's not going to work . . . told you to move on, okay?

Abygul:
please can any1 teach me how to cook Yoruba

What's it called in English? I don't know what Yoruba is.

snthesis:
hmmmmmmmm! na wa o! - nw i'm rili scared
is today my bday

ok! a cup of water will do for now

Not so clean but it's fine.
https://www.bobbyminor.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/children-dirty-water.jpg

chamotex:
You can have her . . .we are divorced anyways

Not again!
How many times will you break my fragile heart?

akunta:
Missy B,
me say,
I really cant say the paticular Ofe-Akwu he is intrested in
Plz lets leave it at that b4, he gets on my case again.
cos, if he does, i am definately refering him to u
Not minding if Oga approves or not

I wouldn't risk my marriage of 20-something years for George and Ofe-Akwu. Mba!
In fact, empty the pot of hot Ofe-Akwu on him, if he comes close to you again.

snthesis:
shey na double i dey read, did sum1 hack into missy b account
i'm not hungry -_{i dey fear fear}

Rotfl!
C'mon! Missy's a nice Lady. . . . .Ask Chamo.
You must eat o. What would you have?

chamotex:

Been missing you, sweets.

C'mon babez!
It wouldn't be a bad idea inviting George over to your place to have a taste of the
Ofe-Akwu he wants.
What say ye?

I still don't get it. I'll let it slide, though.

What would you have for lunch?

Save you? I would love to, darling.
Sadly, I'm already preparing it for ma Oga and I'm afraid we don't love sharing.
I trust you can help George out.

Having fun, are you two?

I'm lost. Translate in Eng. fast fast.

Honesty still pays in Naija.

[img]http://www.nigeriafilms.com/thumb2.aspx?img=Y29udGVudC9jb250ZW50L2dvb2Qtc2FtYXJpdGFuLTQ0OHgzMzYuanBn&s=MTAvNy8yMDEw&w=600[/img]

The General Overseer of the Mountain of Fire and Miracles Ministries, MFM, Dr. Daniel Olukoya, has presented a brand new Toyota Corolla car, an undisclosed amount of money and a certificate of honesty to the Polytechnic student, Durojaye Adeyemi Job, who returned N9.3 billion wrongly credited to his First Bank Plc account.

If you missed the story, you can read it  here

Dr. D.K. Olukoya said the church decided to reward him to show people that intergrity and honest still pay. He noted that Adeyemi’s action has portrayed him as a good ambassador of the church’s emphasis on holiness.

Niyi53:
@ missy, i advice u read this book
http://alislam.org/library/books/message-of-peace.pdf

Page can't be found.
Plus, it has to do with Islam? What concerns . . .?

chaircover:
Hello Missy B

Well there are Christmas crackers & Christmas decorations in the shops now so I am going to pretend that Christmas has come early

Can you please prepare me an English Christmas Dinner with all the trimmings please. Thank you dearie 

Anything for you, sweets.

https://electroblip.com/falmouth/img/christmasfood.jpg

https://0.tqn.com/d/gouk/1/0/Q/O/-/-/christmasfood.jpg

chamotex:
What's cooking?

Chamo and Missy sitting on a tree kissing.

Bastage:
No. You you are getting mixed up between knowledge and belief.

Trust me darling, I'm not. . . . .Plus, that's beside the point.
The aim of my comment was to explain that not all beliefs are false, as you say.

MyJoe:
^^^ Who's the cheeky moderator banning my most excellent Missy? Just give me their name(s). 

Lol!
Let's just say she's not worth your time and energy. . . .We'll forgive her.

Niyi53:
I wuld advice an honest  seeker after truth to study every religion without a biased mind, study every scripture as if you ve never heard anything abt it b4, nd thats your first time of coming to know abt it, AND ALSO PRAY TO GOD THE ALMIGHTY TO SHOW YOU THE TRUE PATH.
Good luck!!!

Which GOD would that person be praying to?

rokiatu:
Thats just the Arabic term dear do not get confuse by the Arabic language.

Probably. It's still not same as the GOD of the Bible.