CorGier:
missyge, wat you need is a blank cheque not a boyfriend.
Truth be said, and hey no offence, but this really tells a lot about your type of person - you're cheap dearie.

Money money money money, jeez girl alternatively they should just lock you up in a bank vault.
Foodstuffs and "recharge cards", wtf.

CorGier, Wow, Nice piece uve got but i think u suld have done better. At ist i thought of laughing over ds belivng ure a fool, but No, u might not apprciate dat... Yes dear, am cheap but i dont think av ever crossed ur lane. My dear every girl is cheap. Quote me.

Av seen the level of ur stupidity thereby taking post like this serious.
i avnt forgotten that ple like u who judge others by wat they see online are fools.

By d way my dear CorGier, if u have issues with my post, Go and Die

netbreaker:
Am a guy of 31yrs old,a graduate but unemployed,single and searching! I seriously need an helper,a nice,loving,caring and beautiful lady or woman who can help me,be of support and for a serious relationship if possible please call 08033294845.

I think u suld get employed ist

Chi mi chi chomchin. Girls n beefing be like bread n butter
I thnk God i dont hv a girlfrnd.
but wait o...
If 50guys f^ck 1 girl, abeg wetin remain if no b chaff,?

So i say WehDon ma

kibra4u:


So until a man takes you out, buys you assorted bleaching Creams and so on before you can attest to the fact that he is caring abi? Just be patient you will see that man..

U just asked a question i bliv u hv an answer to. Bsides nt all posts are meant to b taken serious



So why

Dnt u hv a gf,?

naijaboiy:
And vice versa! Girls should ask their boyfriends questions like...

Are you hungry? What do you want me to cook for you?

Can I come over at weekend to help with the laundry?

Can I sück your dïck?

Baby what position do you like? 69 or doggy?

I just got called to check on you at work and hope you're not going through much stress?

I just got my bonus from work, hope you don't mind if I foot the dinner bills.

Etcetera...

Hmmm


#Word
WehDon sir

VolTOxic:
That's the kind of questions you ask your wife. Not GF.

So wat typ do u ask gf

naija1stpikin:
Keep digging, you just might find gold one day

Lol. still digging tho..

For guys who think caring is by asking ur girl or woman questions like?
Have u eaten?
Have u taken ur bath?
Did u sleep well
How waz ur night?
Did u go out today?
Where are u now??
Hope u are fine

NO No No!!!

I think u should improve & ask questions like:

Should I get u some foodstuff?
what type of soap nd cream should I get fr u?
Do u need some money for checkup?
Do u need some money to change ur wardrobe ??
Oh!Baby befr I forget, I just received my salary now,hope u don't mind if I take u out nd spoil you a little ??
Alryt dear,I just called to know how u are doing&to know if you need recharge card to call ur parents.
Ladies hope this makes sense?

janejoyee:
Do u own a bizness ?? Do u want to make extra profits at absolutely no cost ? Are u a mobile money operator? Are u planning on becoming a mobile money operator? ?? Then u can become a quickteller paypoint agent. Benefits include shop painting , branding and it's absolutely free.. all u hv to do is to pay 10k which is ur initial trading capital which u wud finish to 1 naira ooo u can also visit www.quickteller.com for more details . After all inquires are made u can shud contact me with ur details so that I fast track it .

im interested too. 07064783448 or mosesgift16@gmail.com

deletalk:
We urgently need the services of twenty persons preferably ladies who can speak well and confident for a debt collection job for my agency on behalf of one of the GSM company. Experience in banking and field sales will be preferred. Interested persons should forward their CV to iogieva@madnpark.co.uk. Only shortlisted persons will be invited for an interview on march 10th 2017.

Wat qualification is needed and whrs d location

Im bt being tribalistic here but the Yourubas are the ones doing this most, 90% of them. I once had a guy that told me to get pregnant for him cos his mum told him to settle dwn by dec that year. I den asked wat bkoms of me. He said aftr d preganancy....hel den come see my parents den a yr aftr i giv birth to d child wel do d wedding. Said dats hw its being done in his village.
I was like dammit. Shey pikin bfre wife or wife bfre pikin....
Told him even fr our place na marriage bfre belle o

Blonchilli:

There's no assurance. Getting one's girlfriend pregnant doesn't guarantee her hand in marriage. It's all those abstinence that I'm not fully in support of. What if after marriage the lady finds out the man is impotent or has problems getting it up

Lol. its true. but religiously, i think God will direct those dat re faithful n seek him towards gettn d right partner.

Cutehector:
lmao.. If he like make he want 100yards.. Question is, can he afford it

I cant shout

Yinkababa:
It may sound funny to u but that's what I want. Because I know who I am!

Hahahah. Yinkus abeg no make me laff. Hope ure prepared for Msc marriage....
Orisirisi on NL

Cutehector:
Na Hollandis u want? Abi na okrika...

Dont frget to ask hw many yards he needs

kollog:
Passing through challenges, and you need an anonymous person to share your heart with, it might be relationship wise, career, financial or personal. And you need a professional that can advice, motivate or direct you to the right part. Kindly wattsapp me on 08088896607, let talk it over in confidence.

Is dat ur profession?

MsCool:


Feel free to apply.

If location is at Ajah. den i cant apply cos of distance. I stay at the mainland

ogwoliun:
Be strong, patient and keep praying, Jah will surely pick your call. It's just time nothing more.
Na N-Power come rescrued me now if not ehn...

Aw can i apply for N power pls

MsCool:
An indigenous property firm requires a pro-active, intelligent and smart female to take up the position of Front Desk
in their establishment.

JOB DESCRIPTION
Responsible for acting as a liaison between customers and companies.
Assists with complaints, orders, errors, billing,cancellation, and other queries.

RESPONSIBILITIES
Answer phones and operate a switchboard.
Route calls to specific people.
Answer inquiries about company.
Greet visitors warmly and make sure they are comfortable.
Call persons waiting for visitor and book them a room to meet in.
Schedule meetings and conference rooms.
Make coffee and set out food.
Ensure reception area is tidy.
Coordinate mail flow in and out of office.
Coordinate office activities.
Handle phone calls from people calling in sick.
Gather personal and insurance information.
Hand out employee applications.
Arrange appointments.
Give visitors badges and direct them to where they can sign in.
Issue parking passes.
Send email
Perform basic bookkeeping, filing, and clerical duties.
Take and relay messages.
Update appointment calendars.
Schedule follow-up appointments.
Answer questions about warranties or terms of sale.

JOB REQUIREMENTS
Minimum of OND
0-1 years of practical experience
Attention to detail
Good communication skills

Interested applicants are to forward their resume to the HR: mrnlgstcs@gmail.com
Application deadline 10/03/2017
You must be smart and pro-active

Send CVs to seun.dosumu@gmail.com

Im yet to collect my OND statement of result though i hv wrkng experiences. Can i apply

FcMilan:
AM A CUTE BANKER READY TO SETTLE
I AM IN SEARCH OF A PRETTY LADY
I HAVE NO PERSONAL TIME
I AM READY FOR MARRIAGE
KINDLY CHAT ME UP IF U ARE A SINGLE LADY AND READY TO SETTLE
WHATSA NO. 08039786989

Hmmm. Bankers eerhhn.
Well let me close my mouth

FcMilan:
AM A CUTE BANKER READY TO SETTLE
I AM IN SEARCH OF A PRETTY LADY
I HAVE NO PERSONAL TIME
I AM READY FOR MARRIAGE
KINDLY CHAT ME UP IF U ARE A SINGLE LADY AND READY TO SETTLE
WHATSA NO. 08039786989

Hmmm. Bankers eerhhn.
Well let me close my mouth

haryomikun:

You should have quoted sekundo lol. No b me nack woman within 6 months

Lol. No vex.

Jacksparr0w127:
how do you know this?

Same test

sekundosekundo:


When you find your missing bone, no need of wasting time.

U havnt seen a situation whr missing bone bkoms throwaway bone. Look bfre u leap.

haryomikun:

That's quick. Marrying her within 6 months

Hmmm
Y are u rushng? You want to recivng Amvca?

or nxt we see on NL: See Couples dat met and got married within 2weeks.

Anyway i wish u marital success. I need ur annointing cos im expecting my husband

Blonchilli:

Hope you read on nairaland the guy that waited till wedding night and found out his wife is pregnant for another guy

Abi o. Bsides even if u tell her to get pregnant bfre u marry, wats d assurance dat ure d father of d child.?

Jacksparr0w127:
That's too long. Nobody got time to go for such test

I
oohhh i see. Meang u dont even go for other checkups . like hiv, blood group and co. I rest my case

Wen u were licking did u call us? pls go and unlick her den

Jacksparr0w127:
How will he be sure there won't be problem conceiving after marriage? Just saying tho

Fhey can go for test to check her womb bfre marriage.

I cnt agree to get pregnant bfre marriage anyway, unless if the pregnancy na mistake