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OohMpa: [color=#808000]Long ago before ooh Mpa became a player, he's at a park with his friends, chatting, drinking beer and guffawing
Suddenly, he noticed a girl with her friend in one of dem garden seats silently reading a novel. Na so ooh Mpa leave talk, dey eye the babe so. Both eyes met and there were glances that showed interest.

His friend noticed and brought it to the group's attention whence there was a lot of talk on her. It's then decided that ooh Mpa should approach this babe since he already had a thing for her. Moreso, the chick stole more glances and at same time smiling.

With the alcohol intoxication and group cheers, a once shy ooh Mpa garnered courage, stood up and walked majestically to her. She raised her head when ooh Mpa approached her. On reaching there, he froze and looked impassive as if he were having a blunted affect. After 30 mins of silence, he gathered some words and spoke these words verbatim:[/color]

So you can read?

timawoku: I had just finished secondary school and one of my bros decided to gift me one babe (as I was always at home,idle), he actually shipped the girl from to my house and left us, I was looking like a sheep, I no sabi how I go chyke am, I come go play titanic dey watch (and gave her fanta), I was quite nervous and I started moving around (entering rooms and coming out as if I was busy), I wasted all the time till the girl left, the next day after I tell my bros, he slap me for head, infact, you go think say I take him kidney, he now described where the girl was living (as there was no phones yet then) I went to the girls house come even invite am na so she tell me say 'to do what? Drink fanta', she tell me say I be slacker say make I forget am. I come go meet my bros again tell am, I receive double of the first slap, in short, I go meet the girl again (with masculinity) tell am say she must to come, say I been get malaria the time she first come, she ended up being my first girl and we dated like 2 years before she went to canada, na so I turn man o, now I be grand master 1

Baddo101: Lwkmd...
Theres this my guy "child hood friend" back then wen we dey go fetch water for one place like that. he b get one new girl wey com d house then but he b lik say d girl com spend holiday so na she come dey sell d water give us.nahim my friend hijack d opportunity wan yarn d girl. but as he start,him "john thomas" don stand attention. o boy as d guy start na so d girl eye look am frm head to toe b4 i know d girl come dey stare @ d area of d guy J.T and d guy zip don pull.chei see fuckup.. na so d girl start laugh......as me sef see d guy J.T. o boy! I com dey sorry for d guy ooo......

fuckshit: FÜCK!!! there you are, it's a FÜCKING pleasure to meet you Mr. Right i FÜCKING hear them ladies are FÜCKING looking for Mr. Right. please FÜCKING make yourself available for them

fuckshit: FÜCKING good question. i am FÜCKING shït interested in knowing who the FÜCK is this MOTHERFÜCKER called Mr. Right

Famouspecky: When u ask any lady these days , on why are u Single
She says, am waiting for Mister Right.

The question here is who is Mister Right?

temigracie: ...Does it really matter when there is true and genuine love??....Was she aware when her parents performed the barbaric acts??..Is it the end of the world??.....Do they really need to be stigmatised or treated badly by their husbands or boyfriends??...Is it their fault??......

....They need your help....They need you to understand how they are feeling...They need you to help solve their problems.....They need your reassuarance and love....

...Apart from stimulating the cl*toris or external labia majora and minora, there are several other unique ways you can make them feel like a normal woman....Husbands only need to study their wives...Boyfriends only need to study their girlfriends....

marieolae: I'm yoruba!

folly65: Dress sense?? Here is not instagram where i can see different pictures

I'm only on the basis of facial look and body structure

inositol88: mine is INOSITOL I am a biochemist, my real name is innocent, I got de name in de university, I was sleeping in class when suddenly prof shouted "hey inositol"
without thinking, I woke up and ran out of de class, he had to call me back
however I was having a dream dat he ( prof)was pursuing me wen he suddenly woke me up.
since den, de name innositol was made part of me by my course mates who made me accept de name by force

folly65: I can only point out two guys that are good looking from that your list
Others na wash

urhoboman: lolzz, the ladies that fall for him are possessed. Itz the spirit of thy lord in him that makes them fall#

butanep: It might be the smile or swag which I use to dessiminate knowledge or level of intelligence... I nor say na me fine pass ooo...

stinggy: True love is like pillow?
Youths of our time be yarnin dust.
No creativity @all

EllaDiva94: [color=#000099][/color]DARK girls are Beautiful whereas FAIR ones are just Attractive :DDARK girls are Beautiful whereas FAIR ones are just Attractive

temigracie: ...Have done only number nine....The guy nah one silly-a*s guy.....
I cancelled the date 30minutes b4 d tym.....to me, twas like a pay-back.....

....Yeah, you guys can say am wicked or something...but i was happy i didnt later go for the stupidt date....to clear my conscience, i even asked my male friends if what i did was wrong.....they even supported me and told me what i did was ryt......

...my point is, i think some guys need to change their manner of approach....To me, first impression matters alot...

...Most of the behaviour you listed above can be seen if the guy approaching us lack etiquettes...

I think guys should start upgrading themselves...we are tired of hearing the same love poems or words....