Girl: Don't even dare kiss me are you mad? Is that why you called me here?

Boy: Relax nah, it's just a kiss, one kiss is all am asking for.

Girl: Kiss for gini? Don't even annoy me. Nothing on earth will make me kiss you. Please dont annoy me this evening.

Boy: Nawa you harsh oh (rubbing her gently) take it easy

Girl: In fact I don dey go, what is all these? If I kiss you make my name change from Jennifer

20 MINUTES LATER

Girl: (screaming and moaning) faster please oh baby faster. Urrrghhhhhh!!!!! I love you so much please don't stop.

Hahahahahahahaha.... Guys have you experienced such before? After the girl gingers like she'd kill someone she finally gives in.

Share ur experience

Ops,
wetin be this? . Boys ehn

speechless.

echobee: Ops,
wetin be this? . Boys ehn

Lol.. Its the truth, u must have acted like dis sometime in ur life..

mrkay101:

Lol.. Its the truth, u must have acted like dis sometime in ur life..

Dey are talking out of experience i guess!

This is only true, if the girl is not sure of herself

Quite a lot of them do this, but there is no point kissing and telling. You feel like you've achieved something simply by boning her?

Do i look to you like someone without a boyfriend ?

I just said let me come and know why you are calling me.

Is this why you invited me ?

I can't even imagine myself having $£× with you..

Ladies can lie erh...

goofyone: Quite a lot of them do this, but there is no point kissing and telling. You feel like you've achieved something simply by boning her?

Never said it was a big deal.. Only described how Funny the senerio always is...
First dey pretend then later they start yelling for more

Lol, true talk op

for me that just the way God create Dem
to-do shakara

marieolae: This is only true, if the girl is not sure of herself

marieolae
tell me u av not fall into dez drama......

vizkiz: yeah mine was
Girl: so what can we do to keep this conversation more lively

Me: let's plat ludo

Girl: No joor...let's do something more lively(touching my laps)

Me: I don't seem to understand what you mean

Girl: (moves closer then sits on my laps) you know what i mean baby...

20minz later

Me: so my sister i want you to suRrender all to him...he will welCome you with open arms. He died for your sins to make you whole again.
Say after me "Oh Lord"

amakufrancis:
marieolae
tell me u av not fall into dez drama......

I've never. That's me being honest with you

marieolae: This is only true, if the girl is not sure of herself

Abegii..... Na those holy holy church girls dey guilty pass..... During Sex, they will still be saying "Jesus loves you brother"

MisterLongman: Abegii..... Na those holy holy church dey guilty pass..... During Sex, they will still be saying "Jesus loves you brother"

hahaha

Must u tell us every evil tins u do?? She find it diffcult 2 giv in, u complain. U touch her sensitive part and she gives in, u start broadcasting.

Gl: I'm not in d mood
Me: never mind I will drive u in(brings out the wrapped oranges, and started sucking)
Gl: ooowwhh.. I don't come for dis
Me: never mind(draws my hand to her panties)
Gl: no not dia (Holds my hand firm,,,, do u wanna bcus a father now
Me: Draws out my raincoat (she give a dry smiles in discontent...Starts clearing downward side)
Gl: hunhn... Will do dat myself
Me: okkk( draws out my koboko, wears my raincoat, and enters)

After d first saga,
Gl: who taught you?
Me: na God..
( Continues chatting and TV tinx).. 3Omin later
Gl: will be going now
Me: Owk, no whala. Am missing u already
Gl: haba
Me: What abt dis(planted a kiss on her lips, sucks, and unwrapped the oranges again))
Gl: ooohhhh, not again.. U know I'm going now
Me: absolutely...
Gl: (my pastor is already calling self, shd be aving workers meeting---)
Me: wnt be long dis time(silenced her fone, and flings boxers somewhere..........

Continue the stories guys

marieolae: I've never. That's me being honest with you

OK u freely give without grunges ba? love dat mairieolae

where do u reside will like to make u a friend. . .
Nairalanders she zz a good girl. wow.

During ma finals
*me on fone with a year 1 gal I met in skul forum FB*
Me: hello nwa di sharp how re u
Girl: meme hmm dis one u remembered me am fine*
Me: hope u re coming to eat suya
Girl: yes if am tru during the evening
Me: ok am waiting
During the evening after buying her suya and oda fins in ma lodge, then she was lying down on ma bed pressing fone
Me: sharon I luv dis ur boobs choi e go sweet pass water melon*pressing it softly*
Girl: abeg leave me joor u dn come shey becos of dis small suya nw, no let me go nw
Me: relax na just admiring Gods creature *continue pressing frm there I moved to sucking the eluelu before u knw it we were nak.ed I was like leme talk ma CD she drew me back that was it oh
I entered the centre of empimja like dat

chimerase2: During ma finals
*me on fone with a year 1 gal I met in skul forum FB*
Me: hello nwa di sharp how re u
Girl: meme hmm dis one u remembered me am fine*
Me: hope u re coming to eat suya
Girl: yes if am tru during the evening
Me: ok am waiting
During the evening after buying her suya and oda fins in ma lodge, then she was lying down on ma bed pressing fone
Me: sharon I luv dis ur boobs choi e go sweet pass water melon*pressing it softly*
Girl: abeg leave me joor u dn come shey becos of dis small suya nw, no let me go nw
Me: relax na just admiring Gods creature *continue pressing frm there I moved to sucking the eluelu before u knw it we were nak.ed I was like leme talk ma CD she drew me back that was it oh
I entered the centre of empimja like dat

enters without an helmet? Ahh,, broda u go wound ooo!!!

Dayjhihannon01: enters without an helmet? Ahh,, broda u go wound ooo!!!

nna erm!