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PoliticsRe: Nigerians Will Never Forget These Quotes by misteryman(op): 9:03am On Jul 19, 2017
Tony Momoh

PoliticsNigerians Will Never Forget These Quotes by misteryman(op):
NIGERIANS WILL NEVER FORGET THESE QUOTES


"A serious government will fix power problem in six months."
- Babatunde Raji Fashola(November 12, 2014)


"Stone us ( APC ) if we do not perform after two years." - Tony Momoh( April 3, 2016, The Guardian)


"The only way to have stable electricity is to vote out PDP."
- Babatunde Raji Fashola (July 12, 2014, The Nation)


"We seriously frown at President Goodluck Jonathan, over the unceremonious removal of the Group Managing Director of NNPC. Mr Andrew Yakubu
( APC )August 4, 2014, Channels TV)


"It's Time To Restructure Nigeria: The present situation of things where all component units get monthly allocation from the Federal Government only makes the states lazy and unproductive."
- Nasiru El-Rufai(August 2010)


"Jonathan should resign if he has no solution to the violence being unleashed on some parts of the country."
- Nasiru El-Rufai(August 2012)



"The only solution to the present political uncertainty in the country is for the National Assembly to set machineries in motion for the impeachment of ailing President Umaru Musa Yar'Adua."
- Muhammadu Buhari(March 10, 2010, Sun Newspapers)



"Waste: Let me give an instance, presently, there are more than 6 aircraft in the presidential fleet. What do you call that? "Billions of naira is budgeted every year for the maintenance of these aircraft not to talk of operational cost and other expenses."
- Muhammadu Buhari(February 2015, Nigerians in UK)



"We intend for instance, to bring back our National
carrier, the Nigerian Airways.We shall do this by bringing all the aircraft in the presidential fleet into the Nigerian airway and within a year increase the fleet into about 20."
- Muhammadu Buhari(February 2015, Nigerians in UK)



"Why do I need to embark on a foreign trip as a president with a huge crowd with public funds?"Why do I need to go for foreign medical trip if we cannot make our hospital functional?"
- Muhammadu Buhari(February 2015, Nigerians in UK)



"Why is the nation?s currency, the Naira, now trading for N180 per Dollar, while the South African Rand is trading at R11 to one United States Dollar?"
- Babatunde Raji Fashola(Dec 26, 2014, The Nation)



"Give Nigerians a daily update on the health of President Umaru Yar?Adua to stem the growing rumours surrounding his state of health."
- Lai Mohammed(December 21, 2009, The Nation)


"Amaechi is not only clean but a tool to free Nigeria from the corruption imposed on us by those who hate our nation."
- APC(October 24, 2016, Vanguard)



"The recent proscription of Boko Haram and Ansaru violates the Constitution."
- Lai Mohammed(June 10, 2013, The Nation)



"I have decided, as his wife, that if things continue like this up to 2019, I will not go out and campaign again and ask any woman to vote like I did before. I will never do it again."
- Aisha Buhari(October 14, 2016, BBC)



"People are now appointed to top posts because of the influence a "few people" wield. Some people are sitting down in their homes folding their arms only for them to be called to come and head an agency or a ministerial position."
- Aisha Buhari(October 14, 2016, BBC)



"I don't know which party my wife belongs to, but she belongs to my kitchen and my living room and the other room."
- Muhammadu Buhari(October 14, 2016, BBC/Punch)


"Buhari is giving cabals billions through forex subsidy."
- Emir Sanusi of Kano(August 26, 2016, Daily Trust)



"I can sit in my garden, make billions through forex without sweat."
? Emir Sanusi of Kano (August 25, 2016)



"The funds spended were properly spended."
- Solomon Dalung, Sports Minister(December 19, 2016, Punch/YouTube)



"Athletes don't need training to win medals."
- Solomon Dalung, Sports Minister(September 12, 2016)



"I and my ministers must declare our assets."
- Muhammadu Buhari, President-elect (April 13, 2015, NigerianEye)


Be careful of what you say today because of tomorrow

PoliticsRe: You Were In Power For 16 Years But Failed To Restructure Nigeria – APC Fires PDP by misteryman: 3:43pm On Jul 18, 2017
Confused sect of people = APC

BusinessRe: Photos: Master Energy Industry Uturu Owned By Uche Ogah by misteryman: 3:31pm On Jul 18, 2017
ipobarecriminals:
coolGod bless him.Pity!he share the state with that Albino fake Aba jew, fraudster Kanu.
Poolish man, take..am there

CelebritiesRe: Peter Okoye Replies APC Over Call For His Arrest Based On Abroad Video Ban by misteryman: 3:22pm On Jul 18, 2017
FG = NDIALA

WebmastersRe: 5 Amazing Visitor Target Tips To Improve Blog Traffic. by misteryman: 12:20pm On Jul 18, 2017
SEUN DOESN'T DO THIS

CrimeRe: Two Nigerians Arrested In India For Lottery Scam by misteryman: 10:50am On Jul 18, 2017
whitebeard:
majority of the crimes outside the country are committed by your brothers claiming to be Nigerians, u complaining about Nigerian corruption, have u visited Ukraine before have to checked Romania government, there are country whose scale of corruption is worse than Nigeria's own, u picture Nigerian corruption as the worse in the world, u dont know shite about other corrupt countries, even the US that everyone think is high and mighty is corrupt.

Dont think Biafra is corruption proof, Igbo's practice tribalism against other tribes and nepotism against their tribes men. Pls stop calling our country Nigeria a zoo, pls stop it, it's an insult to people that have died and are sacrificing and are also willing to sacrifice for our country, pls stop insulting Nigeria.
As if your brothers doesn't commit crimes, shame fall on you

PoliticsRe: Nnamdi Kanu Looks Dapper In Suit (Photos) by misteryman: 5:24pm On Jul 16, 2017
hilroy:
See the he-goat university dropout fool. See how unkempt the house is with algae changing the colour of the wall and floor to green. I'm quite sure this re.tard will have bedbugs on his bed.
To even imagine that this idiot is living in a rented apartment while some of his followers have their own houses is beyond me. Shame on eastern Almajiris undecided
Chai

PoliticsRe: Nnamdi Kanu Looks Dapper In Suit (Photos) by misteryman: 5:21pm On Jul 16, 2017
moninuola65:
...or the man wants to cross border?
Immigration must be vigilant!
Whaaat? Take it there

PoliticsRe: Obasanjo: "I Dropped Matthew, If You Want To See My Eyes Red, Call Me That"  by misteryman: 7:59pm On Jul 15, 2017
emefav:
Ex-President Olusegun Obasanjo, has stressed that he has dropped Mathew from his names, even though it made it to his birth names. 

The former Nigerian President who disclosed this at an event organized in his honour by the Nigerian Society of Engineers (NSE) , said he dropped the name because of the Biblical character, Mathew, whom he was named after, was a tax collector. 



“When I was born, my mother and father decided to name me Matthew. I grew up being called and addressed Matthew. What is the meaning of Matthew in the Bible? He was a tax collector,” he said.

“So, when I grew up, I dropped Matthew from my name. If anyone does not want to see my eyes red, no one should call me Matthew again. People ask, what is in a name? For me, there is so much in a name.”

“A doctor’s mistake often leads to the death of one patient,” he said.

“A lawyer’s mistake leads to the client going to jail. But if an engineer makes a mistake that leads to the collapse of a bridge or house, many people would lose their lives.


“That is why engineers must be very careful and must be efficient not to allow mistakes to be made.”

http://www.lailasblog.com/2017/07/want-see-eyes-red-call-matthew-obasanjo-%ef%bb%bf.html
MATHEW

Nairaland GeneralRe: Fulani Herdsmen And Their Cattle Take Over Airport Road Abuja (Photos) by misteryman: 7:43pm On Jul 15, 2017
StakerLives:
cool

if they enter your farmland = you shout


if they attack your people = you shout


now they are grazing their cattles by the road side peacefully and you are still shouting.
Did they block the road?




I don't blame you.


Useless slowpokes
God bless fulanis
God bless buhari

EducationRe: Exams In Nigeria (Hilarious Photos) by misteryman: 1:11pm On Jul 15, 2017
Dannieln1:
This guy above me is a wizzo

Myndd44 go soon leave rice wey in the cook bann you walai

And you knw say after u chop ban u no fit follow LaLa go snake landd promise land


To all the slay queens
I say ""B!tch be humble"
Banning is his talent.
Make I try this on him to see if he will run.

PoliticsRe: Femi Fani Kayode Message To Nigerians by misteryman(op): 7:10am On Jul 13, 2017
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PoliticsRe: Femi Fani Kayode Message To Nigerians by misteryman(op): 7:09am On Jul 13, 2017
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PoliticsFemi Fani Kayode Message To Nigerians by misteryman(op): 7:09am On Jul 13, 2017
What's your take on this?

CrimeRe: Badoo Group Kills Mother And Her Child With Grinding Stone In Ikorodu (Graphic) by misteryman: 3:29am On Jul 12, 2017
I thought that these gangsters has been brought to book.

CrimeRe: NDA Clarifies On Killing Of Saviour Enoch By Cultist In Yenogoa by misteryman: 3:23am On Jul 12, 2017
Hmmmmn

PoliticsRe: Mambila Fulani Massacre: More Dead Bodies Of Fulani Recovered (graphic Pictures) by misteryman: 2:25am On Jul 12, 2017
As I am eating, I jam this, but OP

PoliticsRe: Biafra: Teenage Secondary Schoolboys Produces Rocket. by misteryman: 2:12am On Jul 12, 2017
That's my boy

TravelRe: Mark Ukaere: Alligator Eats Student Nigerian Pilot After Plane Crashed [VIDEO] by misteryman: 2:09am On Jul 12, 2017
Wonder

CrimeRe: I Used To Conjure Knives From The Air ―teenage Suspect (pic) by misteryman: 1:02am On Jul 12, 2017
YORUBA WOOD, CHAI

Nairaland GeneralRe: Security Guard Poses With Huge Python After Killing It In Imo State. Photo by misteryman: 5:57pm On Jul 07, 2017
sarrki:
The guy looks like Mazi

If not for The drugs related and criminal act

That he's engaged in

KANU will still be a hunter in his village
No day passes on Nairaland without mentioning Mazi Nnamdi KANU.
BIAFRA FALL ON YOU
CrimeRe: Oil Thieves Arrested By Navy In Port-Harcourt (Photos) by misteryman: 12:01pm On Jul 05, 2017
NCAN, YORUBA CHAPTER ARE ON A HOLIDAY

RomanceRe: 16-year-old Boy Marries 71-year-old Woman In Indonesia (photos) by misteryman: 11:47am On Jul 05, 2017
THINGS FALL APART

CrimeRe: Items Found On Female Kidnapper Burnt To Death In Ikorodu by misteryman: 11:41am On Jul 05, 2017
JUNGLE JUSTICE, I'M OUT OF HERE

CrimeRe: I Became An Armed Robber To Raise Funds For My Gospel Album - Suspect Confesses by misteryman: 11:34am On Jul 05, 2017
Congregations.

PoliticsRe: 2 Women Greet Fayose During Project Inspection In Okesa (pics) by misteryman: 11:32am On Jul 05, 2017
Baawaa:
Fayose the propagandist of Ekiti State, Keep on doing what you know best,your days are numbered
IT CONCERNS YOU

SportsRe: Vincent Enyeama Sacked By Lille Via Text Message by misteryman: 11:27am On Jul 05, 2017
THIS IS REALLY DANGER

HealthRe: Mad Woman Who Gave Birth On The Street Of Yaba Taken Care Of (Photos) by misteryman: 11:23am On Jul 05, 2017
stephenduru:
GOOD MOVE AND CARING STEP TAKEN BY IDANRE LOCAL GOVERNMENT AUTHORITY.

A mad woman gave birth to a baby girl on the street of Yaba, Odode-Idanre.The Authority of Idanre local government under the leadership of Hon. Adebiyi Ayannuola had taken the new baby girl to the motherless babies home while the mother was taken to the psychiatric hospital for adequate and proper treatment.


That's good

The wife of the local government Chairman Mrs Doyin Ayannuola, Supervisor for Health in the council Hon. (Mrs) Aderonke Akindolire and representative of the DLGA. (Mrs Idris) of the local government yesterday arranged and supervised how the the baby and her mother would be given adequate and necessary care.

God bless Idanre local government Authority.

Source: http://www.trezzyhelm.com/2017/07/idanre-local-govt-authority-come-to-aid.html

PoliticsRe: If Nigeria Breaks Up, Abuja Will Be A Separate Country – Sumner Shagari Sambo by misteryman: 9:53am On Jul 04, 2017
Who Cares.

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