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This is absolutely hilarious. Gosh, my jaws ache from over laffta.

@Gamine:
Where in God's divine planet do you weave all these conspiracy theories from.
I wouldn't want to be trapped inside that labyrinth u have for a mind.
Haba, han han, this is really creative writing if i ever read one.
I have to confess though, after reading Bro Festus' letter, i doubted the fact that you could top that. Amazingly you pulled it off and in such style.
Notin do u jare.
_{Maybe, just maybe, i'll sit with you in your Vernon albeit for a little while. When the bullets start flying though, i'll be flying with them but in the other direction.}

The progression of the letter is very interesting too.

I noticed sister Filo strived to maintain a manageable level of english at the beginning of the letter where she was still doing the necessary complimentaries but when it got to the koko of the matter, our sister switched of full fledged pidgin. English no fit convey the message wey she wan pass accross properly at that level. After that, i noticed she went back to her passable english.
All in all, our sister tried ooo. I give her more marks than bro Festus.

What i'm wondering now is how this saga will unfold, cuz thats what this is leading to, A SAGA.

What will Bro Festus do when he finds out about Sis. Filo's letter to our broda baraks and what she had to say about him?
Undoubtedly, our "anfani adugbo girl" will surely do her ofofo and inform bro. Festus about the letter. I'm pretty sure sis Filo's son must have disclosed the contents of the letter to her as i've heard he has an eye for her.

What will be the contents of Sis. Filo's subsequent letter to bro Baraks. What new development does she have to communicate to him?

The most intriguing question is, who will our bro Baraks reply to first, Bro festus or Sis Filo and how will he respond to them??


Questions, questions, questions.

Gamine, come and anwser them ooooo, seeing as you are the first person privy to these info as you work in the cyber cafe.

Don't let us wait too long oooo.

@ gamine

Makes you a sitting duck and an easy target for very unneccessary and neccessary bullets.

Smart choice will be just adopting the "fifth" when general concensus contradicts ur opinion but i guess "smart choice" doesn't cut it for you on "those" issues.

Anywayz, dont forget to publish Sister Filomina's letter to Michelle oooooooooooo.     

Some of us need to know what our sister said on our behalf to the first lady elect of yankee.

Don't keep us waiting too long oooooo.

Rotflmgoasutignap.     

This was a good read. brother Festus indeed. It does read like a brother Festus kinda writeup.

Thanks to you gamine, i've made a mental note not to name any of my kids Festus. 

@gamine

Didn't expect lesser from you though you've been a little out of the loop lately regarding some issues.

Thanks for the write up though. Really made me laff.

Georgia On Mind --------------------- Ray Charles

Call Me Al ---------------------- Paul Simon

[Singing]

If You'll be my bodyguard,

I can be ur long lost pa hal

I can call u dailly

Daily when u call me, Caaaall meeeee Al

[/ Singing]

Hurricane Eye ------------------- Paul Simon

This song never fails to get me kickin me heels

Spirit Voices ---------------- Paul Simon

SEUN Pacesetter. Few of his type around.
TEXXAZZPETE Always well informed. Pleasantly arrogant though.
LALABOI Very selfless and unbeleivably humble. Very rare on NL
GAMINE Smart mind. Unlimited possibilities for this one. Hope she makes the rigth choices.

Errrrhhmmm.
Papa God, buka is good but i think BIGGS is better.

Gamertag - Mistiky
Lagos

@lungwun

I am a huge fan of the Dreamcast meself. Especially loved the shemue series. I really have fond memories of playing that game.

My whole fam, would assemble in the living room while i played and it was as if we were watching a hollywood blockbuster movie instead of a game.

The cutscenes are one of the best i've seen in any game till date most especially the interactive ones. I totally love those parts.
I even bougth and played the purely japanese version of the part two when i couldn't get the english version and i was making good progress despite not understanding a word of what i was seeing or hearing. Thats how in tune i was with the story line that i could play without understanding the lingo.

Anywyz, does anyone here av any update concerning a future release of the next episode. I've heard lots of stories but nothing concrete till date.

Sometimes i still get flashes of Landi on that copter and in my mind i'm like, plsssssssssss Ryo Hazuki give me the nxt episode. I cant wait to nail that guy.
But is he really the bad guy?   Since Ryo's dad killed his(Landi's) dad and took the medallion from him, doesn't that make him (Landi) a victim of some sort.

Mc Brave:
I think Halo 3 rily rocks!

@ Shaz
Do u game online?, I min do u have an xbox 360?

I've played all three and the only campaign mode i've ever finished was the Very first edition.
I think bungie's focus over time has shifted from the campaign mode to the multiplayer and most especially, online multiplayer. This is made more apparent by the fact that most of their fixes are focused on the online multiplayer features.

Anywyz, from the second edition, i've kinda flowed with the general direction of the title which is multiplayer thus i've not had the urge to end the campaign modes.

As far as multiplayer goes, i prefer the Halo 2 to the others and if I was to choose amongst the three, i'd surely go for Halo 2.

Halo 3 has a superior online multiplayer experience though.

@Mc Brave
I have played online multilayer on Halo 2. I enjoyed the experience but it was somewhat frustrating too as the quality of the internet connection or lack of it really made it hard for me to get a killing streak going.
The guys i was playing against were feeling pretty cool and full of themselves. Dem no know say na condition na im make crayfish bend.
I can't wait to get Glo broadband when they finally hook up their own version of SAT 3.
Their y, sh go hear wiiihhhnnnnnn.

N.B: In case u were wondering how i connected, i shared the starcomms EVDO connection on my Laptop and used it as a modem for my 360.

@ x Jayson x

Btw 6 - 12k depending on the title and state of the cd (new/used) at Alaba.

Dnt knw abt NuMetro. Neva been there to buy game cds

@ gamine

Imagine what u would have had to resort to if there was nothing like video games.     

"Gamine of Arc" lol     

@ gamine

Hmmmmm.
I think i av an idea of where dis topic was borne from.     
My lips r sealed though.   

@ topic

For me, its two out of the three you highlighted. To releive stress and to best someone else.
I've discovered that when i'm pretty stressed out or in a dark wierd place  where no one can reach me, the only thing that consoles me is a console. 

Ahhh, what life would be like without the luxury of an excape route. In my case most times, a video game. It'll be less interestin thats for sure.     

Gamine:
lol. tan tan tan
we used to tan snes and play playstation.lol
Anyways, i get what you mean oo!!
thats why i no dey hesitate to bring out d cheats!!!
god mode n all those other ishes!!!

lol.  

Singing
" Back in the days,
  We always used to tan
  But now all we do is just to work work work all day long
  why? i dont knw why."     

Responsibility tire me small sha.  :    

timba_bng:
I'm sure you wont finish veteran mode in call of duty 4 this decade

   

Even i have to admit, the it's a pretty tough proposition but not entirely undoable.
I've cracked some pretty hardcore nuts, some of which are way more diificult. The problem nowadys is lack of time.  
Wish i could go back to the good ol days. My rourine then was: Wake up - Brush - Tan tan tan tan tan - Eat - Tan tan tan tan tan - Eat - Tan tan tan tan tanTan tan tan tan tanTan tan tan tan tanTan tan tan tan tan - Sleep. Wake up the next day and od it all over again.        
Can't do that anylonger sha, gotta pick up some of the tab for the new generashon.  

@ gamine

like i said, motives are difrent. I do it to releive stress too but it its too easy, it'll av the nigerian home video effect on me, infuriate and in extension increase my stress.
I'd be like " who the designed this peice of crap. Han han

Gamine:
Me wey dey play easy with cheat sef

Our motives r difrent. That wont work for me ooo.
First thing i look out for in a new game is what i call the "medusa factor". Its basicaly how long the game can hold my attention and how much i enjoy playing it. The difficulty level is a major variable in trying to determing my "medusa factor" of a game. If i feel its too easy, i drop it like a hot potato.
"The harder the better".

My heart of course wants nigeria to win and i find its pretty easy to look for _{lukewarm reasons} y this will be the case but  my head states very firmly that the CIV will nick it. It won't be easy but they outclass us in all depts.
I am quick to say though, that football ain't one plus one and form n luck on the day will be the deciding factor. _{(Lukewarm reason)}
Dont know about the score.

Gamine:
hardest mode only
na you biko!

Makes me spend more initial time on a game and i derive a higher sense of accomplishment whenever i finish a game at that level,
If i play in a leser dificulty mode then i'd have to go through the process of playing the game all over again  to appease my macho pride      ,
so i figure, y not get it over wit the first time around once and for all.

lidbb2:
i agree with you.fifa is rubbish.

@lidbb2

Same here.
Only thing going for it it the licensing issue. Beats me why konami has not done anything abt that all these years.

PES 2008
GTA IV
CALL OF DUTY IV
HALO 3
VIRTUAL TENNIS 3

All unfinished cuz no tym 2 play n i play in hardest mode only. Too mush work these days.

Which of the Halo tiltles did you enjoy the most and why.
Take into consideration the single and coop campaign modes and the multiplayer modes before commenting.

I personally prefer the Halo_tm edition for campaign mode. The story on this edition is much more interesting than the rest.
I rate Halo 2 the best when it comes to multiplayer.(I love playing slayer on lockout and ivory tower.)
I think Halo 3 is best when it comes to online multiplayer. The interface is very good and easy to use and finding matches are not sooo hard,

@ Topic:
This topic can go on and on and on. I'm an Xbox fan meself    but i'm quick to admit that it's not superior to any other game out there.
The concept of superiority is relative so superiority btw the consoles can never be conclusive.
My take: Go for what suites ur purpose the most. Any of the three platforms will do just fine.

@ Texaz:
The best feature i love about my Ps3 is it's region free games.

I'm kinda curious about that. A friend who owns a  PS3 just bougth a copy of GTAIV (pal). His console is ntsc by the way. All his other discs are ntsc.
The game did not play on the console and he has had it replaced twice with two different copies (both pal) all to no avail.
He's now lookin for an NTSC version of the same game.
Do u still maintain that the PS3 is region free or is it only reqion free on some titles just like the XBOX 360.
If thats the case, then its no advantage over the 360 na.     

www.gotoalabainternational.market

I rily dnt think this team stands any chance of bringin bak any kind of silverware.
There's no cohesion in their build ups n the MF or lack of it is one big mess. Ajilore simply has no clue abt what to do wit the ball n keita looks way past it.
Only the left side of MF has any form of creativity in the person of Nsofor. I can't for the life of me understand why okoronkwo is being played in a wide rigth MF position.     The guy has enough problems as it is having to take on one or at most two players when playing as a striker not to talk of having to go past three or more when playing from the MF. He simply does not possess the kinda technique required.
The fact that the team is barely able to create any kind of scoring chances against relatively weaker opposition gives me cause fro concern. Goals win games and the only part of the team thats any good is the defence and that can only take you so far. When you meet quality opposition from teams like BRA or ARG n the likes, they are bound to create at least five or more good scoring chances before the end of 90 Min's. I don't see this team as one that can come back from a deficit and win a game. They just don't have the cohesion and quality from the MF to the ATT to do it.  

no need 2 pray 4 u.

Wen d time is ryt, u'll either cut him off or go with him.

Just try to make sure u tk d decision with as much of a clear head as u can muster.

No rule says u av to stick with ur current and no rule says you have to go with the new,

Every rule says u have to do wots best for u. Chikena

Wz tinkin

If seun insists on all nairalanders having a pic that accompanies their profiles n shows on all their posts,
Hw many nairalanders will remain ?

Only some of us i reckon

D rest will return to the cages they were released from.

Suffice to say "baba" n all the other primates will enjoin d reunion party.

@ Topic
U knw wot they say abt the 80/20 rule

:Most times wot u dnt get in a relationshp is vry only 20% out of a possible 100.
U r only attracted to it cuz thats wots lackin in ur current b/f but if u're nt careful, at that time 20% could seem like 100% to u.

Ur man can neva give ol u wnt. Nobody can. Tke careful stock of both parties n compare them 2 ur idea of an ideal mate.
If the new guy does not supercede ur current b/f by at least 30%, then stick 2 what u alrdy av.

Lyk someone already said, "[b]the grass ani't alwyz greener in d oda side, it myt be algae.".[/b]

@ Mr BlacKiD
PLs could u tell me hw u got ur xboxlive to run on glo. I assume you are talking about the Glo 3g service and u used ur phone/pda as a modem.
Is that how you got it to work ? Also did the game play run smoothly. did you notice any latency ? Lastly, how were you charged by glo. Was is per minute or per bytes/kilobytes used ? I have an xbox and the only time i got toplay on xbow live was when i connected via my paltops internet connection that was running on starcomms Evdo service. It was crappy to say the least. Iplayed Halo 2 and the experience was terrible. I got killed more times than i could respawn. Lol. Please i/we gamers need this info cuz it'll help build the nigerian community on xboxlive and i'm sure i'm not the only one who thinks that will be a blast.

@ texazzpete
First off, I would love nothing more than an unarguable and definate humbling from anyone.
Problem is you have to do it first so i eagerly anticipate ur visit.
Secondly and most importantly, if i could choose anybody on nairaland to reply this thread it would have to be u.
I absolutely have utmost RESPECT for u man and i'd really love to meet u in person. Your post so far on nairaland on different threads have been impressive and for me, u are a gamers gamer. If i may, can i ask for ur i.m add ? Would love to chat with u online if it isn't too much bother.