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do some research and you'll be shell-shocked. literally,

hurry jare,, we need thoughts!

@ALL you guys are all right. but like I said - tell that to my lil sis. Hotstepper she's 24 o! so she's not that young. Personally I really dont go for names - I go for people!

spoken like a true sista!

@aloib - join my sister's ranks. just dont miss THE guy by deciding to MISS the name!

yeah T, c'mon. admit it!

it's gotta be me boobs und booty - ALL of them have told me dat, the STREETS yell that out to me when I go buy, the rivers moan and the wind sighs, what a beautiful life!

get your act together my friend, either you're a G or you're not. Man-up - or just Boy-off. Choice is yours. Think about it this way - You love her you loose, you dont love her you loose, so you LOVE her and date her anyway - then THEY loose and you both win!

@ababoy, a go die finish with laughter, you too much!

@hayprof, tell my sister o before she looses love of her life! make una help me tell am!

full circle,

awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

sorry - i misunderstood girl,

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take your break ababoy, no one's stopping you now,

jgirl- how girl go do how now? love is good jare

I certainly will not dump you for your name - but I don't trust my sister jare!

My phone scares me awake in the middle of the night and here am I wondering 'WhoTF is this at this time of night now?', I pick up the receiver and drowsily bellow a 'hello', the voice on the other end is unmistakeable 'Sis, na me, ' It's my little sister.

You see, that girl can't brush her teeth without a manual so she calls on me at any/every/worst times of the day/night/year, even when I amwith you-know-who, doing some good ol' you-know-what. But anyway heck! I can't put the phone down on little sis , so I ask what the problem is this time. She proudly announces that she finally met Mr. X, he's cute, fine, great, blah, downtoearth, educated, responsible and more blah, 'Cut the crap, ' I say, 'and what did you tell him?, ' she uhhmms, ahhhs, eermmms and finally in a surprised/shocked quirky voice she goes,  'I couldnt say yes, NEVER! God forbid!, '. OK. Here am I, 'But,but but, but, you just praised him, sang his glories, na wetin be the issue this time now?'. I couldnt fathom what it could be. (Well certainly not at that time of the night) so I asked her to indulge me.

After a lot of 'what is it, WHAT, WHAT, WHAT NOW?', she finally gives in and silently affirms 'I no fit date some guy wey yi name na ELIJAH now, which kine name bi that sis!'

I mean - give me a break! - I yelled down the phone - you can sweeten it now if you don't want to call him that whilst you're alone blah blah, but no, hell will freeze before my little sister will listen to me. So your guess is as good as mine, a GREAT guy got dumped, all because of a name.

LADIES - what's in a name? I mean Polycarp, Nicodemus, Elijah, Praxedis, Friday, are not that bad now? Infact me thinks they sound kind of sweet!
GUYS - Dont mind ladies, they also have weird names, Benedicta, Maria, Something something Generosity, you know the lot.

Know of any weird weird names of partners your wont be using in public

THEN SPILL!

then Afeni is all yours - all the havoc you'll be needing is in that guy, he's up for grabs. na fine thing you don put your candidature up, now now, there shall be no fighting, pushing, shoving, screaming or crying o!

ghana will Bow out - not that i am wishing it and france! to bloody hell and no return with that team! they are pure rubbish!

*singing* , j-girl loves diddy, diddy loves j-girl, seun does not give a , la la la la la,

you want a lady to assuage your feelings eh? I go assuage your neck!

is this thread still going on? it started when I was 10 years old, now come to think of that!