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RomanceRe: Are You In A Relationship? by mizkay(f): 7:59pm On Jul 07, 2006
if relationships mean being with oneself then yes, i am in a relationship with myself
RomanceRe: 3 Things You Should Never Do Around Your Man by mizkay(f): 7:50pm On Jul 07, 2006
VOR, I think it should be the other way round - you know- the chill pill thing. Definitely.
RomanceRe: 3 Things You Should Never Do Around Your Man by mizkay(f): 8:10pm On Jul 05, 2006
so? any point made at all?
Oh -- none.
Let's move on shall we?---
RomanceRe: 3 Things You Should Never Do Around Your Man by mizkay(f): 7:40pm On Jul 05, 2006
@vor, I am sorry to say but it is totally uncalled for to make judgements on Coco29's marriage - it is none of your business and has nothing to do with the topic at hand. Noone is saying people shouldnt 'be themselves' and yes there is nothing 'wrong' or 'negative' in the issues of farthing, vomiting, peeing, shitting, burping, changing pads and being bloody about it - the simple point is, these things are not the most user-friendly, comfortable, positive things that we all like to witness. Afterall, when someone vomits infront of you (girlfriend,boyfriend,sister,brother, whatever) - and be honest to yourself about it - your initial reaction is not 'hurray!!! some God sent manna from heaven!' - absolutely not. Your instinct immediately tells you to turn aways, pinch your nose close and avert your eyes, so there, not the bread and butter you want to see day in day out. same for the rest. It is one thing to take a shower/bath with your partner, it is another thing to pass out some rather stinky poo and feel very comfortable that he/she is standing there smelling it all. Let's not pretend. We all know we do these things, we just dont want to be daily witnesses to them. Certainly not I. What EXACTLY is the point, smelling faeces, watching pee, waiting for vomit to come pouring out (except in unforseen circumstances), taking out pads/tapons and waving them in his face, burping and farthing (intentionally for someone else to hear) from now till timbucktu? I really dont see any. Not doing these things infront of others doesnt mean you are only showing your 'good' side, it simply means you are a decent person and know when, where and how to go about your business. it is called RESPECT.
GamingRe: Romantic Games for Lovers by mizkay(f): 8:14pm On Jul 04, 2006
let me see *scratches head* - eureka!
I know what you two can play. You can play any card game over and over and over. Only trick is, the looser at each round MUST take off a piece of clothing! Beleive me, it is FUN FUN FUN and more FUN.
Before you know it you are sitting there with barely nothing - and then! The real games can start hehehe grin grin
HealthRe: How To Gain Weight? by mizkay(f): 8:09pm On Jul 04, 2006
sleep
eat
sleep
and eat again


than repeat a million times! grin grin
seriously it works!!
RomanceRe: 3 Things You Should Never Do Around Your Man by mizkay(f): 7:55pm On Jul 04, 2006
@Coco29 - I couldnt agree with you more. You are soooo spot on. Can you imagine some girls would go as far as saying when you have a wee and leave the door wide open for your man to come in and take a peek actually means you two are getting closer? Yeah right! as in getting closer to falling apart! No way. Not good. Not sanitary. Not right. Not ladylike. That is why these things are 'private' and are meant to be kept so. It is not a question of shame - it is a question of decency!

PS: Good thing you are a counsellor - I need to 'talk' to someone in private! Will you indulge me?
RomanceRe: What Is Love? by mizkay(f): 8:06pm On Jul 03, 2006
diddy, na who don pain you now? awwwww!
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: The Official Nairaland Matchmaking Thread by mizkay(f): 10:14pm On Jul 02, 2006
ha! retro! you are in trouble o! Where is Afeni? Come and save your babe!
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: The Official Nairaland Matchmaking Thread by mizkay(f): 10:08pm On Jul 02, 2006
@retro. I thought you had a twinking in your eye for the lovely Afeni? ha! what has happened now?
RomanceRe: What Physical Features in Women Turn You Off? by mizkay(f): 10:02pm On Jul 02, 2006
[b]those of you who cannot look beyond the physical (not to say that you do not need to look at the physical to be attracted to the opposite sex), need to get a head-check. The media and living abroad (perhaps) have brainwashed a lot of us into thinking that Kate Moss and Naomi Campbell are the perfect females to have. I call those stereotypes. Looking at the physical is not a bad thing, making it a priority and a MUST is certainly the wrong way to go about find the right person for the right relationship (except you don't want one). Heck! I want a man with brains, manners and respect about him and about himself before looking at his green eyes, 15inch penis and denzel washington smile. I will not date David Beckham for the world. The guy's a disgrace as soon as he opens his mouth! Nowadays with all the surgery blah blah, even wayne rooney  (sorry i meant shrek) can be turned into taye diggs. You can't say the same for turning dumbs like victoria beckham, pamela anderson, and the list of physically pretty-come-senseless women into the next condoleeza rice. (and condi is beautiful trust me.) Tell you what. ever heard the phrase - love is blind? sure you have. it wasnt coined for no reason. Wait until you fall in love and then show me the woman at your right side. I bet most of you wont be standing next to Jessica Alba/Angelina Jolie. (Dont get me wrong, I admire these girls). What I am saying is, most of you will be blind to the flaws of the woman you desperately need in your life. You will completely ignore the stretch marks, not-so-flat belly and wide hips. Infact, these are the things you will love - because they will make her different from the next A, B and C. Oh, and for those who will get Miss Perfect, don't chuck her out when she gets full 9months after conception with stretch marks that'll start from here to Port Harcourt! Word to the wise. lipsrsealed[/b]
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: The Official Nairaland Matchmaking Thread by mizkay(f): 9:48pm On Jul 02, 2006
is this thread still alive? chei! so who have been matched with?
RomanceRe: What Is Love? by mizkay(f): 9:46pm On Jul 02, 2006
love is that feeling of 'je ne sais quoi' that you feel for someone else. That immense 'thing' that you just cant explain. That 'flip' of your heart that you feel when just as much as think about them. That trust, that deep worry you have whenever they're at risk, the fact that they're sooooo under your skin you cant take them out, That genuine longing to be with them forever - that sex that you know is sooooo good between both of you and gets even better day in day out. The will to be seen without makeup by 'him'. That eagerness to do 'anything' for them. Love! Gosh! Love is THE WILL TO PUT DOWN YOUR PRIDE AND GO EMOTIONALLY MAD FOR SOMEONE ELSE. I am still waiting for love to find me! cheesy
RomanceRe: Are You In A Relationship? by mizkay(f): 9:39pm On Jul 02, 2006
2cantango:
Relationships = pain. angry

I'm allergic to pain. angry
Tell me about it girl. I feel your pain. Sorry jare.
RomanceRe: Questions To Ask Your Boyfriend by mizkay(f): 9:38pm On Jul 02, 2006
Just one question:

ARE YOU PLAYING OR ARE YOU PLAYING
?
HealthRe: Fastest Way To Lose Weight? by mizkay(f): 9:37pm On Jul 02, 2006
oh mamaput - you are soooooooo correct. Happens to me all the time. I just try not to find myself in a rotten mood otherwise food is in trouble!
HealthRe: Fastest Way To Lose Weight? by mizkay(f): 9:25pm On Jul 02, 2006
not really - a lot of depressed people resort to food. it is called comfort-eating. i seriously doubt if you'll loose weight that way. nahhhh.
HealthRe: Fastest Way To Lose Weight? by mizkay(f): 4:49pm On Jul 02, 2006
Seun:
The best way to lose weight:
https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-13803.0.html cheesy
Good one Seun. Bloody right too. FASTEST way to loose weight with as much fun as possible? Simple : HAVE LOTS AND LOTS OF GOOD SEX! the pounds will literally fall off you!
EducationRe: Would You Help Your Children To Cheat In Exams? by mizkay(f): 4:45pm On Jul 02, 2006
is there any point at all/anything to gain if you encourage your kids to be cheats and fraud? what will you be if you do that?
CelebritiesRe: Most Nollywood Actors And Actresses Are Poor by mizkay(f): 4:10pm On Jul 01, 2006
grafikdon:
Man, you deserve a bag full of coconut for that, couldn't have said it better. One does not have to live in a golden castle to to prove they are Rick. Chris Rock drives a Nissan Altima and you can't call him poor nor broke, he's just wise. Same thing applies to Nollywwod actors. Anybody who makes above 2 million per year in Nigeria in is rich and I can break it  down if you're confused. With that said, in the hands of an irresponsible buffon, that money wouldn't  last.

That Nollywood is making millions of dollars is not a claim, it is a fact . Do you honestly believe that the marketers are disclosing the full sale figures? If you believe that then you've  got serious problems. Most of them complain about poor sales and selling only 10,000 copies which does not even cover the production cost. Now tell me what type of crack head marketer will make 100 films in one week when they can't even recoup their production capital. A naija man at that? Tufiakwa! This is just as impossible as a hairy lizard. About Nollywood acotrs driving expensive brand new Hummer, well, most of us in the USA know that you don't have to be rich to drive a Hummer, an average joe can make a down payment on a Hummer and there goes your so called 'expensive' SUV in the hands of the commoin man so what's the big deal. If they bought 'Tokunbo' at least they paid cash and not some lease bullsh-i-t. Still gotta give them props.


The shocking truth is ALL the marketers disclose only about 10/20 percent of the sales and if they want to be modest, they disclose 40% and then shoot themselves in the head for being that 'stupid'. Before you tear me down, hear me out. I have been there and that means I have proof and experience to back up my statement. The government should swoop down on them together with the pirates 'cause they are both ruining the industry. Nigerian actors stepping up and taking their skills to the next level is another topic for another day.

When you bring into factor the amount of money generated at home and the amount from the Pirates of the Caribb, I mean Diaspora, yes, Nollywood is making millions and a lot of Nollywood actors are rich beyond imagination as far as Naija is concerned unless you want to use USA as your yard stick in which case I will ask you to see a shrink becasue the average Nigerian does not pay $400.00 a month on a very crappy studio apartmen nor $1200.00 a month on another aged and washed out two bedroom apartment. Truth is that anyone who makes $2Million in Naija annually is a lot more comfortable than he who makes $100.000 per anum in the USA,, you better believe that.
Nail's been hit right on spot. Well said. Some people have GOT to do some research.
Oh, coming a wee bit away from the topic (sorry), I am loving www.mayhemproductions.org, and if you did those yourself then - gosh! You are brilliant! brilliant, brilliant, brilliant!!
RomanceRe: Dumped For His Name by mizkay(op): 8:12pm On Jun 29, 2006
hayprof:
@mizkay our darling sister is 24? and we are here arguing? hell no am out, lipsrsealed i'm back
*let her wait till she's 40, ! abihuh grin grin grin
Dont worry about her - she's till finding her sweetnamed men jare!
Forum GamesRe: The Half-a-word Game by mizkay(f): 7:18pm On Jun 28, 2006
tempt - ation



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