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Meaning of dh anyone?

RickRichards:
Not formal enough. I like my formal hangouts to look formal; and my informal hangouts, informal, so when clients and associates walk in, they sense an air of seriousness. You can't be relaxed in my office, no. I don't want you thinking right. Just sign the $1 trillion cheque and leave before you come back to your business nous senses.

The way you think! Me likey

cupid1:
the privacy settings on my facebook account are pretty tight talk less of a public forum where ur profile is available to everybody...some folks like me are big on privacy

I am too. Given the fact that my i've been impersonated on virtually all sites. But i think just a picture on your profile is ok. That's all that's public on my FB too. That's how i feel anyway

cupid1:
This thread just goes a long way to show how foolish the OP is. How can you claim to be the most handsome on a forum with over 2 million users. Pls go get a life.
P.S: i am one fine as,s nigg,er so it's not like i'm dissing fine niggers

Pictures or .......

TheRealAdonye:
Not everything is available on Social media or on official channels.

Go to the villages and find out if they don't know their daughters/ sons are missing.

The Chibok case was peculiar because of the way it happened.

Let's be happy for the ones that have been rescued and pray for those to come.
Also, arrange for their rehabilitation and integration back into the society.

I hope we have enough Shrinks in this country.

At your bolded,that has been my concern. This people need a lot of psychotherapy. Else,they may as well still be in sambisa

domopps:
Miztyna I tot I won't find any trace of make up on ur face! I can now see that some babe's say what they can't do like Nig politician!




Cheeeers

Did you read me well at all? I said i do not rely on it. I most times go for lectures with absolutely nothing on my face. I'm right now out,with not even lipgloss on. I'm comfortable that way,i've met people absolutely nuts about me that way. Pls understand me before quoting me next time

sukkot:
so what does he want ? a hug or something ?

Maybe. Let's give him a group hug, Lol

ALKARULEZZ:
good to know. What's ur name (Urhobo)?

Eruwvuoghene

Yeah yeah. PDP rigged, APC rigged. The better Rigger and most popular one won,. Let's move on.

Uzoraustin:
If not for make up, girls for dey woo guys.

For where? Not all girls rely on make up

Ochillary:
do you live in DELTA state?

No

gtswt:
Being looking for such....thanks op

My pleasure

Sanchez01:
I've heard a handful of these proverbs before. To hear them, get the uncles together and have them gist over bottles of gins and kolanuts.

I tell you!

ALKARULEZZ:
Do u understand Urhobo?

Yes,i speak too. I'm Lagos born and bred tho

Osirimononaye:
Xame, am from "OROGUN" and u.

Uwheru

Ishilove:
There seems to be a lot of penis proverbs in the list...

Lol! Yea!

Osirimononaye:
Hey sis, which part ur from

Ughelli North. You?

Radoillo:
Were they translated from Urhobo, or do Urhobo elders normally tell proverbs in Pidgin?

Translated

bigfrancis21:
Hey, can you translate these proverbs directly into Urhobo?

No

Hi everyone,i'm Urhobo and my Urhobo friend on Facebook shares these proverbs on his wall,i loved them and thought to share with everyone,you dont need to be Urhobo to understand them though since they are in English. Enjoy!

*I no wan die naim make person dey drink medicine wey bitter

*Pikin and papa nor dey measure size of penis

*Head wey big,na neck dey suffer the consequence

*Na only look fowl dey look groundnut wey dey inside bottle

*Husband nor dey go in-law farm go by mistake go cut penis

*Instead make bad tin happen,make rain fall

*Person no dey drink ogogoro dey smile

*Friendship no fit rabbit and hare

*Before person go roast plantain,roast yam finish,e hand must to black

*Man wey dey dance hard dance,na hin brokos e dey wahala

*Who yansh pepper no dey eat richman money

*Na wetin hoe dey do for farmer naim make am dey always carry am for shoulder

*Person wey show ripe palm fruit(banga) give old man naim dey help am harvest am

*Pikin wey witch/wizard send message no dey fear

*I no go fit climb,na for ground person dey talk am

*Person no dey straff(have s.ex) dey hiss

*Money dey sweet but e nr dey bring out oil

*If e better for hawk for up, e for no come down dey come carry small fowl

*Animal wey oba wan kill,na so so neck e dey for fat

*Who dey owe you money dey use style dey help you dey save am

*When you dash person goat,you go comot hand from the rope wey you take tie the goat

*Na hunger dey make person eat wizard food

*Mature woman nor dey fear penis

*Na see i see am pick naim small pikin dey take enter stealing

*Animal wey get pikin no dey hard to catch

*If madman no harsh,small children go dey use stone stone am

*E never better for people wey dem pray for finish,na come be the ones wey dem swear for?

*No be small thing woman breast see before e begin look down

*If who dey front no lost,who dey follow am no dey lost

*Who call you human being naim you dey call human being

*Wetin dey find blood,even if them give am palm oil,e nor go take

*Wetin pursue madman from inside hut for farm strong pass the madman

*I no gree naim dey tear cloth

*Na another person head fit to break coconut

*Who bend down dey look another person yansh,somebody else stand jeje for im back dey look im yansh

*No be small thing night see before day break

*Who dey beg for something na hin hand dey long pass

*Where person dey go and e wan sleep there,e no dey hurry

*Na short goat legs just short,if not goat na big animal

*Who dem carry for back nor dey carry another person

*Who wan born pikin must to naked

*When your person dey on top of orange,you no dey lick unripe one

*Na early morning person dey hurry

Feel free to add yours,which is your favourite?

aAK1:
This sounds more like a cult. Something very spiritual is at work

I tell you,i was at okija for less than 4months and i knew something wasnt right. A roomie too confessed the same thing to me. That school should be closed

elantraceey:
Is there anyway you'll claim to date a lady and never see her face without makeup?

I wonder oh! People can so exaggerate

Nah,that is just rude. Unless it mistakenly happens,no!

-_-

Privacy on the internet is just an illusion. People need to know this. Dont say/post anything you wouldnt want the whole world to see

'I just credited your account'

Jackeeh:
I think the Nigerian Police Force needs to include anger management course in its curriculum.

More like a psychiatric evaluation before bin given guns. Most of them are raving lunatics in uniform

Great battery life,ruggedness,those are the only things i miss about nokia 3310

Blackett:
[color=#150000]Hmm.

How did you know such vital info? Are you acting the part of the lady? [/color]

I know ALL

Blackett:
[color=#150000]When's part two coming out? [/color]

Very soon,watch this space!