₦airaland Forum

Really nice. But I like to keep my make simple

Add castration or roast his balls too. Maybe all these nonsense will reduce

SOBSISRAEL:
Am sure she did nt knw it was money. About the salary #7500? I cnt bliv dis. She earns dat and can still make up and wear fashionable cloth. Ask mizmycoli,and nairaland babe to estimate the cost of her cosmetics, then you know am saying d raw truth. Wel sha good for her.
But if she take it away is that corruption or stealing. Gej has the answer. Lolz...

That was my first thought too....... But maybe she's been rewarded and na out of the money she dey take fkex

Imagine....... I pity the family he left behind

frank317:
I am a psychology graduate, uni uyo.

I was one of the best students and people thought a job would be waiting for me. Deep down I never intended to work... I just wanted to use my knowledg in psychology to become a good fiction writer. I wanted to, through my stories, educate nigerians on some psychological findings and make then understand why they behaved the way they do.
Its been almost seven years and I am still on that journey. I have written six books but no fund to publish and print hence my need for a job. I work now but its giving me little time to write. And writing is my hubby.

Religion is one of the reasons psychology is backward in Nigeria. People quickly attribute human behaviours they don't understand to the devil or village manipulations. Eg sleep paralysis, psychosomatic illness etc.

Further people rather go to their pastor, most of them who are not experienced in human behaviour, and get half baked biblically assumed answers. Thereby pushing many Nigerians deep into the well of ignorance. We have the pastors... Who needs a psychologist. If their child is stubborn, rather than taking the child to a child psychologist who will, through observation and interrogation understand what is wrong, they would go to the pastor to help them cast out the demon in the child. The child is threatened with hell. Sometimes this works but most times we just bread children who supress their desires and end up having teenagers with identity crisis who will end up expressing the supress desires by indiscriminately involving in sex and other social vices.

Hmmm why am I ranting... Anyway... I just want to register my presence.

This is why I'll be visiting my daughter's school on Friday. The teacher's been threatening her with hell for every little thing she does and she repeats it. If her cousins run in the house she tells them her teacher says they'll go to hell,etc,this is just a 3yr old girl oh. I'm in my final year,with the urge to have a masters degree in clinical or developmental psychology. I can't let anybody turn my daughter to something else. Caution her when she goes wrong, not threaten her with hell.

Setaje:
Ehhhhn how can I forget Mr akintayo. The most truthful man I've ever come across. Graduated 2011. . My friend please start learning something. Listen carefully to what akintayo says and let it guide u through life. Have a plan b. I am still searching for job ooooooooo

Really? To think I wasn't happy with him supervising me. I'm into digital media advertisement, brand management, etc. And I plan having my own outfit. I sent you a PM,pls reply. We should talk more

Setaje:
. Really Kemmer h.o.d. Wow. In my time the h.o.d was oguntuashe. Mar-k as we fondly called him thought us physiological psychology or so. He was also the dean of the faculty. Mrs ojo was my project supervisor. Hmmmmmn . In my time, everybody dreaded Mrs ojo. My project topic was the influence of physical attraction and past experiences on choice of spouse among contemporary youths. And I fell under that woman.


In my defense. It was crayyyyyyy. Had two professors and another lecturer. Forgotten his name now. The dean himself, Prof Fagboungbe and the lecturer. I stayed longer than normal and people were getting scared not knowing my defense was more of an interaction. God was on my side that day. Got a b. Not possible to get an A where u have two professors when I was talking they must have been looking at me like a chicken. They also play good cop, bad cop. Just to scare u. One or two might be against u while the other will side u or even help u answer some tough questions. They watch your body language, eye contact. Etc.


please is Mr akinfala back? That is one of the most handsome lecturer I have ever known.

Everyone fears Dr Ojo oh,I'm sure you know how lucky you were to get a B. Akintayo is my supervisor, Akinfala is back. When did you grad?

Setaje:
Ok I was offered psychology in Unilag instead of economics. My dream was to get two degrees, one masters and a PhD. Economics was my second choice too after trying for a long time to get medicine. You see how Nigeria changes people's destiny.


I don't regret studying psychology. The major problem of a psychologist is that we do not apply what we know on ourselves. Its easier for us to study, evaluate, observe people's behaviour and generally help and build people but we do a bad job at helping ourselves. When I meet people for the first time the first thing they ask is can I tell them about themselves. like really I just met u within some minutes. Another problem I have as a psychologist is separating my religious views from abnormal behaviour.

Psychology is a beautiful course. In my time in school, we visited yaba left. Met wiv other psychologist working hand in hand wiv psychiatrist. Also went to aro a lot of times. It's a shame that we are not duly recognised because Africans are too religious. Rather than visit a psychologist, they go for a pastor. Wiv time, we would gain our rightful place in an African society

Lol! This happens to me a lot. I just tell them studying psychology isn't same thing as being psychic

Setaje:
How is Mrs ojo.....fagbohungge, makanjuola, Mrs kemmer. etc

Lol! Them dey oh. I'm even doing a Fagboungbe course this semester. Prof Kemmer is the HOD. Ojo's there as always. I dunno who Makanjuola is oh,what course does he take

Psychology final year, UNILAG. Any project tips? I'm doing something on social psychology

kenny987:
So since wey Hiace buses dey get accident for road na fowl n goat dey die inside. Now wey human beings don cum die, una no go check weda driver head dem correct or weda road good or weda na excess speed, na to ban! Must these lazy arses always take d easy way out? Other Nigerian lives dat hav bn lost in similar ways don't matter?

I tell you. Quite sad

KingTom:
It is the 8th anniversary of one of the worst days of my life l. my final exams. I had been preparing for this bastard course in Obstetrics, As usual I strolled to night class, I read like mad dog, I full flask with nescafe coffee, come combine am with Kolanut. yeah the combination worked, and I did not sleep throughout the night, I took my bath by 6:00am and went to the venue, our exams was for 9:00am and some other department were using the hall. I then decided to have a little nap in the hall opposite that one.
**************************************************************•****************************************************************•********************************************************************************************************
When I woke up, I realized that i had an exams to write, I must get to the hall at once I screamed. i reached the hall and and saw my friends coming out with question papers. the lecturer saw me and shouted "Aworinde! Where have you been, you have missed your exams! it is 12:45pm by my time"
I collapsed

I used to stay about 2hrs away from school and this almost happened to me in 100level,was just lucky I decided to come early to school to study that day. Since then even if the exam'scheduled for 3pm,I'm in my faculty at 9am!

Blackett:
Create reasonable threads next time. Not asking what you should do because a girl cannot cook.

Ability to cook doesn't define a woman, but of course, you were too dumb to realize that initially, which led to the creation of this baseless and senseless thread. Senseless, in the sense that no matter what some strangers on a forum say, your girl is your girl. You know what drew her to you in the first place, not these strangers with mouths agape at the magnitude of your stupidity, and you know why you decided to ask her out, and I'm very sure it wasn't because of something as flimsy, as cooking.

Now, fvck off.

Your response ehn! I love you! :*

As long as you get a good one,your phone's okay. I have a power bank I use for my phones and no issues with the phones so far.

eyeview:
I actually had to rub my eyes to see clearly how much he paid the guy that made the calls to his employers. N3k only,while he pocketted N7m!
Also,he couldn't even trust another person to withdraw the money for him. He had to go do it himself!
Very funny

Nothing like trust among thieves

Tyron Lannister? Wicked!

Chillisauce:
Ans is capital yes .

Infidelity and domestic violence can lead to death, so these are big thing for me. I can't tolerate.

When you contact std or deadly Virus you go know how far. I'm not even talking about the betrayal for those you love.

And there is nothing like cheating is in your nature, you cheat because you want to.

All these wandaring pen1ses.

And for the women who never marry but says they can condone cheating spouses. I pray you get what you want. Amen o.

Big amen

bukatyne:
Nope just how abuse doesn't make one a bad spouse either

They are wonderfully made spouses

Lol! Abi?

redcliff:
This is funny...

Abi? Could be the thought of the bill scaring them away

Bamz:
Well Miss Smart.... is this an Invitation To Date (ITD)?

At all! I'm not interested in dating

Brugo:
You? I'm sure you have a long list of guys asking you out.

No oh! Maybe the OP can dash me one,lol

Wey some people never see even one person to ask them out? There is God oh!

Nmeri17:
sucreciouz

Busted! Who's this?

Xionez:
Nope....I'm not seeing any hotness.

Check again

CharlieMaria:
please it should be : One boko haram leader killed. What is he still doing alive?

Kill him? They should pump him for information instead

Ermmmm.......nope!

phrancys001:
No pixs of uroboo babes ?

See me! #TeamUrhobo

Its 2015,let the snatching continue,shioor!

Trendy247:
no longer in stock for now

yes I know. it will be ordered once its back in stock