₦airaland Forum

rhymz:
CHANGE 2015, CHANGE, CHANGE!!!
APC Lists Gubernatorial Candidates for the 2015 Elections:

1] SOKOTO: Aminu WazirI Tambuwal (former PDP)
2] KEBBI: Abubakar Atiku Bagudu (former PDP)
3] KATSINA: Aminu Bello Masari (former PDP)
4] KANO: Umar Abdullahi Ganduje (former PDP)
5] KADUNA: Malam Nasir El-rufa'i (former PDP)
6] JIGAWA: Alh. Abubakar Badaru (former PDP)
7] BAUCHI: Barr. Muhammad Abubakar (former PDP)
8] GOMBE: Alh. Inuwa Yahya (former PDP)
9] NIGER: Abubakar Bello Sani (former PDP)
10] ADAMAWA: Umar Jibrilla Bindow (former PDP)
11] PLATEAU: Mr Simon Lalong (former PDP)
12] BENUE: Dr Samuel Ortom (former PDP)
13] TARABA: Aisha Jummai Alhassan (former PDP)
14] RIVERS: Dakuku Peterside (former PDP)
15] IMO: Rochas Okorocha (former PDP)
16] ENUGU: Okey Ezea (former PDP)
17] ABIA: Dr Nyerere Anyim (former PDP)
18] EBONYI: Dr Steve Egbo (former PDP).
Who is now taking about CHANGE? Who is Changing who?
Is it these PDP rejects and Bad eggs that are called CHANGE?
NIGERIANS ARE WISER.

They left PDP (party for continuous corruption) for the desired change

Apostle Johnson Suleman in his special programme today gave a prophecy that God showed him how President Obama hand over power to his political opponent a Republican candidate. Also, he said a woman will take over power in a few years to come in the US.

They both used each other

I aften heard people using this phrase expecially women saying he use me and dumped me. How do you use poeple? I know in most cases they refers to being used sexually. Sex should be mutual enjoyment between two people. Is it because the man invited and initiated the sex? or it is because the man enjoyed the sex most? I ask again, how do you use people? So, if a man made that statement what does he refers to? In situation were the woman enjoy the sex most, is she using the man? Please, Nairalanders air your view

alaoeri:
If money grow on tree, women will marry monkeys.

True talk

More money for WASSCE

gboly3190:

Chai, see A1

Yes o o o Nigeria info 92.3 ph

Newkidoo:
Lovely couples...

I notice something... When a white man marries a black woman, the marriage seem to last than d other way around.. When a black man marries a white woman..

That one is for securing VISA

Calebosko:
Recently, I feel like I am dating MTN. I go to
bed with a text and wake up with a text msg.
It's either they are calling me or begging me
to suscribe to one thing or the other.
VERY SOON MTN WILL BE LIKE:
1. Dear customer are u HUNGRY??...txt HGY
to353884 Tips on HUNGER And what to EAT
2. Dear customer need DELIVERANCE??.. .. Text
DEL TO 35388 for daily tips on how to deliver
yourself
3. Dear customer facing ancestral
problems??.... text ANCESTORS to 35354 and
recieve daily ancestral tips
4. Dear customer wanna bathe but u have no
soap??....text SOAP to 35629 to recieve dialy
soaps to your phone
5. Dear customer feeling HEARTBROKEN??..
..Txt HEART
to 38545 and recieve tips on how to plaster
your heart...
Imagine MTN sending my grandma
BEAUTYTIPS... for what??
HABA!
From tomorrow Ur might see things like........
1. U want to know how to WIN PDP primaries
against ALL ODDS text Okowa to 38554
2. If U don't want to BE Deceive into Politics
text OBUH to 33003
Hahahahaha!

Abeg no kill person with lauph

op please tabulate your findings

More investigation please

oliy24:
I see him as the Governor already. the man who jump gate just to perform his national duty is worth my vote. congratulations

FUNNY. BUT HIM NO JUMP FENCE O O O

RUBMYMIND:
Am interested also, pls gurus teach us.

okay, remind me latter

laykorn:
You can't use the actions of some 52 psychos to judge a religion. The muslims have been peaceful since the independence haven't they? If it has anything to do with their religion,this wouldn't have started in this decade. Besides,the terrorists could not even be muslims. They could be political thugs who are been brainwashed for motivation. Doing it the religious way.
Ayamlaykorn

Story for the gods. Which Muslims is peaceful? How many crisis have we recorded since independent? Muslim is synonymous with crisis!

R2bees:
Same here maybe it's network!! how much did you buy your m7, what's the current price?

N25k

Is that an obituary banner or what?

Please how do I transfer credit from my glo line to another glo line?

chukxie:
Next time you wake up and she's staring into your face, you should shout 'Ayamatanga, Ayamantaga, Ayamantaga! This new babe keeps staring at me. Should I do to her what you instructed me to do to my ex'? Give it a try. Thank me later.

Belly dey pain me for laugh o o o

That's a good one, thanks

YungwizzzyPt7:
President Goodluck Jonathan will be honouring his wife, the first lady Dame Patience Jonathan with the award of GCFR (Grammar Commander of The Federal Republic). Sources said this is due to the immense contributions of the first lady to English Language in Nigeria. Another reason for this prestigious award is that the first lady has affected a lot of lives positively with her humorous speeches that make Nigerians laugh and forget their sorrows.

This according to Mr. President has increased the life span of an average Nigerian. Example of her speeches include:

* Nigeria is a great CONTINENT.
* My husband and Sambo IS good people.
* I rather KILL myself than to commit SUICIDE.
* My fellow widows.
* I travelled to abroad to rest in peace.
* My husband is the best couple on earth.
* The doctors are responding to treatment.
* For those who said I speech bad English, I left them for God. *Ojukwu is dead, but his Manhood stil lives on.
* Na only you waka come?
* Chai! Chai!! Chai!!! diaris God o...

Please support and honour our first lady by sharing to all

Signed
Yungwizzzy
Head of committee

JESUS CHRIST!

Funny I tell you

Good one, thanks

So sad! From fried pan to (hell) fire

Ewu!

interesting to hear/know

That's a good and cool business if you ask me

The explanation you gave is not clear enough

Collinz2:
And nt jst for browsing, it can be use to transfer and receive data/files

Please how do I use this to transfer files?

Yes you can

aze:
In order words the OP is saying that mtn intends to reduce their profit margins for data, decrease the no of internet users on their network and increase the Glo and Etisalat mobile subscriber base.

Me get Enuf backup plans. If them like make them allow the OP spoil market for them.

Let them Ask Glo for more tips on Quarter 2 and 3 figures. Glo got her groove back with the 1k for 3gb plan. In the same vein, Mtn can get information from Airtel marketing department on the same figures. At the moment, Airtel is trying to regain the 2nd spot again with her fathom 1mb unlimited plan.

Or they can take a cue from etisalat, which all of a sudden started dishing out extra 500mb for their #2000
Subscription plans.

The market is very rewarding and unforgiving.

Well said. Thank you