koko12:
AHHH Mammy Water Package..... guy go MFM for deliverance sharply

ifugo ife i'mere yourself? You only visit MFM when the days are fearful

prettythicksme:
The girl be like#and this dude is good looking i no wan kill am**hehehehehe

Bro she jus wan use u do sacrifice for their coven "pere". ..hehehe

hillarious thread
@op go for deliverance your name don enter NEXT list....

This is super story! Good food and health yeah! This is super story

I guess what she is thinking is *in rihanna voice* where av u been all my lyf lyf lyf....

Or

She myt actually be a physco... Run as far as ur legs can carry u.

Wisegeek01:


Lol* Dat one dey

u know! believe.
these girlz can be crazy/funny sometymz.

she b wishi wishi in funke akindeles voice

[quote author=charles009 post=27949591]
Hey Nairalanders,

I just started dating this new freebie for the past 2 weeks.

Every night, I will notice that she sometimes gets up from sleep and keeps staring me in the face.

I noticed it again last night and I freaked out. Infact i had to lie to her, to have her leave the house.

Do you think its normal??

She must be demonically possessed

As in I don't get this; you mean you have known her for the past two weeks only and she's taking up residency in your house? "Every night I wake up" where do u wake up in,her house or yours? Com if to say you kipnad dat pikin,return her bak to her parents mbok,maybe naim mak her dey giv u dos evil stares cos she might be staying der against her wish,lool!
Seriosly speaking,this is scary tho.might giv the impression she's a witch or smtn

That's so sweet! It's not weird at all..... I do it a lot... I just get the "how lucky I am to have you" feeling... Like the serene and peaceful look of him sleeping gives me the butterfly animal kingdom feeling in my stomach..... I can totally relate to what she does.... Don't be scared @op!!!! The smilie that expresses that feeling is not here.... Uuuuhhhh.....

She is carrying out a research on you.






That face when you wake up at night to see you new catch staring at you. Lol

RecruitmentMgr:
If you ask me, na who I go ask?

tell am wella

Aww!

Sounds like something I would totally do, whatever we have must have exceeded 2 weeks ofcourse, we have to have something that made our bond that strong, something like that would mean the girl's really high on you and would love to figure it out provided she's not an ogbanje.

Yes, I'm that hopelessly romantic.

Omo that chick na mammy water. She's thinking whether to submit your soul as requested from her kingdom. Run run run!!

hehehe

RecruitmentMgr:
If you ask me, na who I go ask?

d mata wey u c he heavy 4 mouth

The babe might be in love. My baby can't stay without staring @ my face. She wakes me up even in the mid night just to make me position well so she can see my face. She kisses my unbrushed mouth even in the mid night To her she says am just too handsome...no be my fault it runs in our family

Lordabas:





Op she is just hörny


Statistics show that 70% of girls who wake up at night are hörny

So, op when next that happens you have to rise to the occassion and deliver.

Dont dull !!!

And what's the reason for the remaining 30%?

Sounds familiar. What's her name?

Think I have met this girl b4...

RecruitmentMgr:
If you ask me, na who I go ask?

d mata weh we hear so e heavy 4 ear.

Talking from experience.
Your Soul has been requested in their coven but she loves you and wake up in the 9t to pity your life.
I guess you are not a true Christian but you have traditional background or your parents do pray on your behalf which gave you little resistance against their plan that's why you do wake up when your spirit is being summoned.
Forsake your past sharperly and hold on to Christ.

which one be 'freebie' again?

Something is definitely wrong.It is not normal or love as it sounds or some people say here.Men, I have had something even more than what op went through.

Op, you better sit up and check yourself cus most comes with very bad result.

kika23:
That's so sweet! It's not weird at all..... I do it a lot... I just get the "how lucky I am to have you" feeling... Like the serene and peaceful look of him sleeping gives me the butterfly animal kingdom feeling in my stomach..... I can totally relate to what she does.... Don't be scared @op!!!! The smilie that expresses that feeling is not here.... Uuuuhhhh.....

Really... Tell me, has he ever caught you doing that & what is his reaction?

CFCfan:

Maybe the old lady was a data loss victim?

Hahah are you saying I'm a catfish

Wanna Skype? PM me and get shocked

Agybabe:
It may be love. Don't you watch oyinbo film?

They're like "he looks so cute and innocent when he sleeps"

BTW, op just 2 weeks and she's moved in? I give you hand o. #Twale.



~>MaLady<~

Na sharp guy now , how you wan make him do.

charles009:

Hey Nairalanders,

I just started dating this new freebie for the past 2 weeks.

Every night, I will notice that she sometimes gets up from sleep and keeps staring me in the face.

I noticed it again last night and I freaked out. Infact i had to lie to her, to have her leave the house.

Do you think its normal??

O boi escape for ur life

chukxie:
Next time you wake up and she's staring into your face, you should shout 'Ayamatanga, Ayamantaga, Ayamantaga! This new babe keeps staring at me. Should I do to her what you instructed me to do to my ex'? Give it a try. Thank me later.

Belly dey pain me for laugh o o o

Huh? Really? Thats wierd. Thats obsession. I remember back then when i met a guy who was interested in me. I visited him and somehow slept off. Only for me to wake up and see him lying next to me and staring intently at me like he was lost. And then he said "You look beautiful when asleep". Kinda wierd i must say. So i guess she is just obsessed with you. #shrugs#

bros.. she is in love..


either she being a normal girl, loves u so much and wishes she would walk down d aisle.
or she being possessed., loves ur soul so much and thinks of how to take u to d underworld to be a spiritual husband forever

eminex:


Really... Tell me, has he ever caught you doing that & what is his reaction?

Once, he did... Obviously he freaked out.. But I just smiled and told him how I derived joy in watching him sleep and he smiled at me, kissed my forehead, asked me to sleep and he went back to sleep.... I taught him to do it too... he'd confess in the morning how he watched me sleep last night.... It's just a sweet feeling.....