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hebenz:
My female colleague will always come behind my back and decide to slap me on my neck, when I look back she will start to laugh.
She can do it more than 5 times in a day until I decided to say enough is enough.

I gave her severe warning that the next time she tries it again, I will return it to her.
When she saw how serious I was, she stopped.

(a) Every agency or organ of government, public or private institution or corporate body, shall adopt temporary special measures as set out in this Bill aimed at accelerating de facto equality of opportunity and treatment between men and women, and such measures shall not be considered discrimination as defined in this Bill or in any other law in force, and shall in no way entail as a consequence the maintenance of unequal or separate standards or regulations;

Provided that:

(i) where a position exists under the special provisions of this section information shall be disseminated widely;

(ii) these measures undertaken pursuant to the provisions of this section shall be gradually discontinued when the objectives of equality of opportunity and treatment have been achieved, provided further that no special measure shall be in place and be enforced for a period of less than 10 years or more than 25 years.

(b) For the purpose of the special measures provided in paragraph (a) of this section, it shall be mandatory for all organs of government, public or private institutions and corporate bodies to ensure:

(i) in the case of political and public sphere, that a minimum of 35 per cent of all offices, positions, or appointments is reserved for women;

(ii) in the case of employment, credit or other economic sphere in the public or private, a minimum of 35 percent of all offices, facilities, positions or appointments is reserved for women;

(iii) in the case of educational placement and school enrollment, including award of scholarships, bursaries, or such allocations, that parity is ensured for boys and girls, men and women;

(iv) In the case of primary school enrolment, mechanisms should be put in place to ensure parity in enrolment and retention of boys and girls.

(v)In all other cases, a minimum of 35 percent is reserved for women.

(c) Without prejudice to the provisions of paragraphs (a) and (b) of this section, all organs or agency of government, public or private institution, commercial or corporate body, community, or other entity, shall take appropriate measures to protect the maternity status and reproductive health of women, including allocation of special facilities, time, and resources aimed at protecting maternity, and such special measures shall not be considered discriminatory.

DieRich5:
I don watch zombies movie wey zombie fall in love with one girl I think the name is Warm Bodies wat a dope movie................I love zombies movies back Dem but now I don't like it again

DieRich5:
most useless zombie movie ever I don watch..... it's started well but leta killed the vibe

abduleez1:
Lol, Marvel Stan like you never still watch film.

jikins:
Fiction isn't one way there isn't one rule that fits all. There are different types of zombies. In the last of us. The zombies there are still alive, they are infected by a fungus which kill all their brain cells driving them insane, filling them with a need to infect people and causing serious mutations. This fungi does eventually kills them.

The writers can justify it anyway they want. It could that these zombies aren't even really dead but just mutated. So they can still some how reproduce and stuff.

AnfieldFan:
Someone gets it...

jendoslim:
So, there are even some coins that their value is more than BTC

Waoh..

YFI/USD the coin has reached 95k usd before

I dey always tell the babe say if anything happen,I go dey there for am,I dey tell am say "nothing dey happen".

That day I run like mad even the babe follow me run sef as we reach one corner,we begin laff.

Kaycee7:
Chai! And you fit don use "I love you 3000" wash the babe.

heartofcity12:
We all know the kind of men doing this. Money meant for basic amenities in school and hospital is gone on street pu**y. Simp will not die well.

heartofcity12:
It’s becoming worse and worse. This one held a d1ldo, seductively dancing with it and tagging don Jazzy hoping he sees it. Women can’t freedom that comes with social media, they’re mostly into prostitution offline too, they’re loosing it everyday. Hoes everywhere. The dudes comments say a lot about the kind of women we have nowadays. Train your daughters well if you have one. #trp

Mazinewmoney:
Anyway that giveaway will start from me because na me the follow you up for here.

Winnerly:
https://www.nairaland.com/ilekokonit/posts

This guys ordeal made me teary eyed. For those who want to marry, read

Martinez39s:
Funny enough, she is spreading her legs for someone else. A woman can be cheating on her man without remorse and still be so aggrieved when she catches her man cheating.

AnfieldFan:
What's the T virus again bro, I'm saying if zombies were to exist realistically on Earth, the longest it would live would be a month and ......

DieRich5:
u wan Savage Dem but don't don hero shit if u gonna last long in it cus strong people like u only die when saving others

DieRich5:
WTF I never watch dis one oooo ND na British 2002 zombie movie abi I don forget am

The T-Virus is why they live that long,the virus even dey mutate them sef.
Resident evil kind of zombie na bad news,even dog sef dey turn zombie

AnfieldFan:
I watched the movies years ago, what reason was given for this?

AnfieldFan:
The human race has survived tougher things....A zombie apocalypse isn't wiping us out....Human beings have become very good at killing....

Moreover, how long do you think a zombie lives?

DieRich5:
see dis one, I pray mk the zombies na from world war Z not walking dead.
I wan see how many u ND Mjbolt go fit kill, Dem a year leta dos zombies dogs ND rats from resident evil go join a year ND 6 months now female zombies fit get belle like army of the dead
The way Nigeria Dy so ehh the first day the shit happen no light, no water even food cast here always and also no beta guns here like dat


Me ehhh I go just go back to SLP ND wake up if it's not a dream Dem I'll kill myself ND I know GOD go understand

AnfieldFan:
Zombies would pretty much die out on their own within a month or 2 since they are basically dead and rotting flesh..

AnfieldFan:
If zombie bite you and Mjbolt nko, na en be say abduleez1 no go think twice before en shoot una naaa..