₦airaland Forum

Nazgul:
Nigeria can never be good, just make money and Japa.

It ain't been easy....I wasn't built for all these sufferings 😢

My only regret in life is been a Nigerian 😔

We have been suffering in this country since 1960.

Will we suffer till we die?

Even before this cash crisis & fuel scarcity,we have seen hell yet we still live as if everything is normal.

No wonder a friend of mine said,if you can survive in Nigeria,you can survive anywhere.

I still don't know what most of you see in eating from fast food joints.

Their food are poor and tasteless while the chicken is high in cholesterol.

Most fast food joints in Nigeria cook concotion rice and call it jollof rice while their friend rice looks like curry rice.

Only thing I can buy from these fast food joints is snacks and drinks.

High off coke

FUCKING EXPENSIVE 🔥

LIFE IS A SCAM 😅

Where are my mainland people 🤔

Gimme the loot please 🥺

*Notorious B.I.G voice*

Peter obi is all I wanna hear about.

Not all these irrelevant rats.

Still not loving police ❌

Let them burn all the banks and destroy properties.

After that,it's to start a revolution that will break this country.

Since everybody no wan get sense,make we kuku scatter everything.

4tomandchi:
See the looks on Abdullahi Adamu's face as Buhari holds Tinubu's hand up...

Who can explain that look abeg

The APC National chairman has never hidden his disdain for Tinubu.

Go and look at all their campaign videos, you'll know he hates Tinubu with passion.

The only time I've seen Adamu smiling with Tinubu is if Buhari is present with them.

Only weak men celebrate valentine's day

The next president of the Federal Republic of Nigeria.

On your mandate I will forever stand Sir.

Emeshiere is clueless just like his boss,Buhari.

Oba of Lagos is not relevant in politics like the Sultan of sokoto or Emir of kano so why is Peter obi bothering himself?

Lagos is dominated by ibos and Peter obi will get millions of vote with or without the Oba's support.

More than 70 percent of those following him don't have their PVC.

I'm talking joints on the mainland bro....

I'm in Lagos.

Please my beautiful nairaland family.

Which hangout on the mainland makes the best grilled catfish and still make other assorted dishes like soups,asun,suya,peppersoup etc

Please don't mention clubs or expensive lounges....I'm talking traditional joints like our local bars.

Jen96:
how dd she turn back to human

I later learnt they had to call a herbalist cos the manager himself is a traditionalist

I will never forget the day a prostitute turned to a snake at a popular brothel in Lagos.


This happened in 2009....We were smoking weed at the backyard of the brothel when a fellow prostitute called on us to come and see her neighbor....We got there with the manager and some guys and she was wriggling on the floor like catfish before she turned to a snake.

Omo,since that day,I'm always careful with who I sleep with.

And please this is not hearsay,I would have loved to mention the name of the brothel but I don't wanna spoil their business.

navzla:
The ideal of going to brothel for sex is not a good one morally.
But it is economically wise to some extent.

It is economically wise but super dangerous.

jamesversion:
But God asked his prophet Hosea to marry a prostitute. She even bore him a son.

Hosea from chapter 1 down.

Thank me later.

God was using that idea to pass a message.

Siminialaye20:
This message is definitely not for me.. I no fit leave brothel for now.. maybe I fit shun am later.. patronizing sex workers is one of the things that has helped me tackle PMO in my life.

I pray you don't learn the hard way.

If you stay alone and have a good job,then you can leave this brothel lifestyle....We still have Hot women everywhere looking for where to relax their head and eat something.

Nonexisting1:
Stop confusing people, there is nothing spiritual about pussy. If you keeping fuccking ashewo in brothels, it's either you get STDs or you get in trouble with police during their regular raids. Stop being silly.

A guy I know got spiritual wife by patronizing brothel hoes....This is not hearsay,he's someone I know so well.

There are certain women you don't lay your chest on especially if you have a bright glory.

Brothels are for nonentities that's why you see Vagabonds, Cultists, Homeless junkies etc always hanging around there.

Brothel hoes are damaged goods who are available for everybody.

The funny thing is that a lot of married men do patronize brothel hoes which is worrisome.

Apart from the spiritual aspect,how can you have sex with someone you hardly know and you still leave your used condom containing your sperm with her 😢

The worst is that majority of them have spiritual husbands and chronic spiritual problems

STOP PATRONIZING BROTHEL HOES 🤬

And they expect the new notes to circulate when old notes are still used for transactions.

Omo the coming weeks ain't gonna be funny 😧

I am super hungry

slam7000:
Why, what’s wrong? What happened?

The situation is unbearable.

Life just keeps getting harsher 😩

No cash,no job,no food,no light.

stano2:
Why is this even on news now, trace, investigate and round up everyone involved before putting it out on news outlets. No stone should left unturned.
Can you imagine i don’t have more than 200naira with me right now.
No Atm is dispensing, POS outlets no cash, even the petrol station that offered to help, bank network didn’t allow transaction go through.

I don’t have petrol, I don’t have light, I don’t have food stuffs, nobody selling wants transfer because getting the money will be an issue.
This country is driving people insane!!!!!! What’s all this for God’s sake.

I can't believe suicide's on my FUCKING MIND😭😭😭😭😭

Nigerians are strong oooo 😩😩😩 We suffer and act like it's nothing 🥵

faceland:
I mean dreams when you sleep. I know what am talking about. Now you can have a floord gate of inspiration while high and awake...

You can conduct your own experiment. Just smoke a little daily for 6 months and you would not dream while sleeping in those 6 months. The day you quit, it would be too much dreams. It is biological.

My brother,I'm a regular weed smoker and I can tell you that in the last ten years,I've only had about 25 vivid dreams....I hardy dream.... Infact,in a year I might not dream or not remember it at all.

I thought you meant dreams as in ambition.

faceland:
You can't have dreams when you are smoking weed... So dreams are the first thing that comes back when you quit.

So Bob Marley, Barack Obama , Fela kuti, 2pac Shakur etc never had dreams?

All these people I mentioned are/were addicted weed smokers.