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Jobs/VacanciesRe: Union Bank Management Trainee Recruitment 2019 by Mkbryants(m): 9:26pm On Nov 21, 2018
CasualSammie:
For me, no. I didn't see any question from the stage 1 test
Thanks... If u dnt mind could​ we have a chat on WhatsApp.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Union Bank Management Trainee Recruitment 2019 by Mkbryants(m): 8:33pm On Nov 21, 2018
CasualSammie:
No. Numerical, verbal, logical reasoning
Boss please did they repeat any of the questions they asked in the stage 1
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Union Bank Management Trainee Recruitment 2019 by Mkbryants(m): 7:59pm On Nov 21, 2018
demzey:
They didn't categorize the test, they joined all together I think, in a total of 40 questions prolly, cos I was timed out at number 30.....jus 35 minutes pere and some questions will jus be like comprehension passage.
WOW... All the very best boss.

But, if you don't mind can I chat you up on WhatsApp?

Thanks in anticipation
RomanceRe: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by Mkbryants(m): 10:15pm On Oct 08, 2018
HARDDON:
embarassed embarassed
Emphasis on "THE HEART THAT MUST LOVE, MUST FIRST LEARN"...
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Federal Road Safety Commission 2018 Recruitment: How To Apply by Mkbryants(m): 9:53pm On Sep 24, 2018
daintyprincess:
please kindly send to udomnancy@gmail.com
Please did u still get the data summary page?
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Federal Road Safety Commission 2018 Recruitment: How To Apply by Mkbryants(m): 7:53pm On Jun 17, 2018
DTOBS:
Hello guys, so sorry I was off from here throughout yesterday.

For those that quoted me on various issues, I have gone through those questions and some have been answered by fabem and some other guys.

FOR ACCESS DENIED issue: you will need to start all over again while you make a little twist to your details as against the ones earlier used. (And I will keep saying it that, it is 100% better and safe to use a PC than a Phone. I don't have issue with those using the phone, you might not be as lucky as them).

FOR MESSAGE LIKE YOU HAVE A PENDING APPLICATION BLA BLA BLA... : all you have to do is check your mail box earlier used for the pre-registration, check the junk folder as well as the spam folder for the mail. If at the end of the day, you didn't see the log in details, then you will have to also start afresh again.

FOR PASSPORT UPLOADING ISSUE: try and use a recent passport photograph. If possible, use a printer to scan it and let it be scanned in color and resolution at 600dpi.(this is a method that has never failed before). Let the size be not more than 50-100kb (preferably anything in the range of 51-59kb, that is what I do use) and saved in jpg(jpeg) format. Some person will be lucky to upload any form of image passport and it will go, while some will even upload correct format of image passport and they will still have issue (an aspect of life that is dicey), but the truth of the matter is that for the fact that you do something out of normal norms and it work for you does not mean everyone else will do it and it will work for them. We need to understand that and stop thinking we are super gig.

Just as Fabem has rightly said, the site is kinda down technically this moment, let's try and be a little patient with it. Once it is back, you guys can go on.

PS: and for that kid HNO3 talking thrash here, someone should please warn him to refrain from it else, he will ever regret joining this forum last month.

In case, you still have issue, kinky let me know.
Thanks.

Cc: fabem tech18
I appreciate you man for your good work here... I finally submitted my application.

I simply followed your laid down procedures up there. Kudos
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Federal Road Safety Commission 2018 Recruitment: How To Apply by Mkbryants(m): 5:07pm On Jun 15, 2018
DTOBS:
Yes, It is, I just fully completed one application now and on to the next one.
I have registered. But completing Application has been a nut had to crack as soon as I click complete application it's always showing access denied login after I must have initially logged on. Please help a brother

Jobs/VacanciesRe: Federal Road Safety Commission 2018 Recruitment: How To Apply by Mkbryants(m): 5:03pm On Jun 15, 2018
SlimBrawnie:
Finally done. Thanks guys for the assistance. One more thing pls... I've been trying to change my password after submitting, but it keeps taking me back to the home page, how do I go about it please?
Please how did you go about it. Whenever​ I click complete application it's always showing access denied please login

RomanceRe: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by Mkbryants(m): 6:49pm On May 13, 2018
[quote author=AlhajiWale post=67524950]I've been dating this babe for two years plus.. Suddenly tins just got boring between us. How can I spark the relationship?
HARDDON[/quot
RomanceRe: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by Mkbryants(m): 10:14pm On Dec 04, 2017
brandon180:
dunno why am still finding chatting and calling difficult..
Loling... grin

With the new ones or em' regularshuh cheesy

But, either way. First try and balance your inner self, as u would agree with me that it's where what we know and what we are lies in. And hey, dnt get this twisted, it's your ability to have said enough life and mind lifting words to yourself ( these includes the drills and nuggets you find here and outside the drills here) mastermind them by saying it to yourself often and see how lifted your inner self would be.

Virtually all the chatting and calling routine is as a result of what u have in your ebbing mind and fine cerebrum. Besides u can't give what u don't have shey angry

Kick start with these and as they say the rest would be history!... cool
RomanceRe: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by Mkbryants(m): 9:26pm On Nov 28, 2017
Rubbiish:
Sir without wishing to sound obnoxious....What is the summary of this post? angry

Honestly bro u care soooo much about this girl that u may have forgotten the reason why u were at the training centre.
Is she the only girl there? Are there no other ladies?
U have asked her twice to go on a date with u & she has refused...Go the with the little respect left & roll with other girls, so u can get your mind off her...U are so much engrossed with this lady & it is bad for u...Find another girl & forget about her...
More on this...

Go to where you are celebrated and not where you are tolerated, this can never be overly said. As It can even be drawn from your words that you are dying to have this lady for a keep and u must have forgotten that the one who careless is always in charge and so u should know thee implications of a lady being in charge. Mind you all those show is is putting out there with other guys is even enough reasons for you to know the kinda person she is. Besides u have to learn how to read people from the first meeting to the first call.

In my own opinion the integral escape route for you is to apply these drills u have learnt here in the RIGHT PROPORTIONS to get someone who is better than her and use the new one as a tool to define the man whom you truly are in regards to what she is and has been missing all along ( jealousy mind games). And hey, make sure u rub it on her face.

We came suited fitted
Chemically Calculated
Biologically Balanced
Mathematically Modelled
Spiritually Scented
Superberly Engineered
Not for Naught
We were born with b*lls cool
CelebritiesRe: Adesua Etomi Nurses Banky W After His Cancer Surgery by Mkbryants(m): 9:26pm On Nov 09, 2017
Henryyy:
So because you have makeup to cover your ugly akpu face you think you have a right to open your mouth to insult others? For you to describe banky as "not so good looking" I was expecting you to look better than that clown in ur dp. It is people like you whose brothers look like smeagol and whose boyfriends are uglier than shrek yet you come out to criticize the look of others.
And there she goes after the Brutality from yours truly grin

RomanceRe: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by Mkbryants(m): 9:22pm On Nov 02, 2017
DAMAYYOR:
yeah, I've taken her to fun places before nd gone physical with her on phone, she even sent me a VN on whatsapp describing the size of jrod, can u imagine � the girl old pass me sha so i gues she's more experienced
Hmmm...

Well, with what u have extrapolated I can only hope she isn't just those kinda gurls that are in for the emotional sponge games ( HelL YelS they ExisT, wanting to act like they are all into you jex for the moment in the act of pleasing their own selfish desires when boredom, se*ual urges and the sissy feelings sets in) you have to be careful with these one though and keep your emotions under check and guard your heart diligently.

But hey, no matter how it goes down, just keep your guts strong and your balls up and meet other ladies while at it, because if you keep doing what u have always being doing you will keep getting what u have always being getting...

Learn to use the public parts to wake up the private parts. More to these on page 60-61
RomanceRe: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by Mkbryants(m): 10:08pm On Nov 01, 2017
DAMAYYOR:
harddon, something weird happened, don't know whether the fault is from me tho, there's this particular girl I've known for more than 5 months, after applying all the drills i felt I've broken through her defenses cuz she's really into me, she called that she wanted to see me badly, i obliged, i took her to my place after being together for more than 30 mins, i made a move to seduce her, i started by caressing her arms then i made to kiss her by the neck naso she lock up, i tried 2 more times before i gave up, didn't wanna look weak by begging for sex, after she left and i saw her off with both of us acting like nothing happened. Now my question is did i make a wrong move by trying to seduce her? (note this is not our first time of being alone together)
PS: i resisted the urge to ask her out all through despite all her green lights like u advised
Gee u haven't done bad nor worse, as u would agree with me that sometimes loves comes in a sexy ribbon pack, so u may never know. It's your ability to decipher and fly like that black bird that is always creating havocs undetected, we came suited fitted. cheesy

But hey, learn to relax, take your time ( For they are like cold engines in the winter that needs to be warmed up ). I wish u know countless number of opportunity I missed all in that kinda act u jex put up there when we were still needy and balless dammit. Besides, your house must not be the meeting point. Go to fun places.

Keep honing these drills u have learnt here and remember these things.

-- You have to make love to the mind first before making love to the physical body i.e getting physical before actually meeting physically.(This is one of the part most guys get all of the onerous work they have put in place into shambles) trust me I have been there and I have heard numerous confession from guys too.

And now, how do u make all efforts that has been put in place reap fruits? It's quite simple.

You paint and dissect her dangling and soft mind thru fone calls and any other media with all manners of sexy rhymes, lines , poetry et al u have learnt here to your advantage IN THE RIGHT PROPORTIONS ,all in the name of she wanting to see and explore these acts and subjects when u finally give her the opportunity of seeing you, because the way to go up with a woman is the way down broderman. Watch your steps

HolD, oN, BtW... Before we proceed, have u guys even gone out at all before nowhuh I mean outside your domain.
RomanceRe: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by Mkbryants(m): 11:54am On Oct 29, 2017
Hurray!!! Come yet another October 30th... The drums would be rolling out and we all singing with sonorous voice and vices... grin

It's about to go down oshey skrrr. cheesy

Celebrating one of the finest mind that has impacted and still impacting into lives thus far.
One who chills under the knob of knowledge
Entangled within​ the tent of wisdom
Enslaved by the whimps of lines
Robed in sumptuous graduer
Wealth knows his ways and place
Totally lost in the wilderness of words. cheesy... ( Stole this from one of your fibulae articulae tongue)

Btw let's get past this Epistle... Guess whose birthday is tomorrowhuh... Well, you find out for yourself grin

I can only pray this tales of yours never runs pale and stale but it would only pave ways and take you places.

Happy bornday in advance great man cool
Music/RadioRe: Two Teenagers Killed While Dancing ‘One Corner’ On A Motorbike In Ghana by Mkbryants(m): 4:52pm On Oct 22, 2017
I hope they don't get questioned about how they died while riding to the land of no return... And then, they would now say ermmmm one corner dance. grin
RomanceRe: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by Mkbryants(m): 8:58pm On Oct 20, 2017
It turned out cray... When they start saying you are too corrupt and rough with words cheesy.

But hey, there is no such thing like honesty, that damn word is so so overrated!...

Dnt hate on the Player, Change the Game cool

Cc. Harrdon the game changer grin
RomanceRe: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by Mkbryants(m): 7:55pm On Oct 02, 2017
joeeee240:
HAHAHAHAHA. THIS IS A THREAD FOR WEAK AS MEN AND ONCE AGAIN, NÎGGAS WITHOUT GAME OR WOMEN SKILLS. #NONSNESE!
RomanceRe: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by Mkbryants(m): 7:55pm On Oct 02, 2017
joeeee240:
HAHAHAHAHA. THIS IS A THREAD FOR WEAK AS MEN AND ONCE AGAIN, NÎGGAS WITHOUT GAME OR WOMEN SKILLS. #NONSNESE!
I wanted to let this pass,but the other man in me said NO!... Not again angry

When maestro Jesus said it was finished on the cross....BOY he was actually referring to your senses. undecided

Which reminds me of that story of an Assistant Pastor, who is always finding faults in the Presiding Pastor's message, until he was once given an opportunity to preach on a faithful day. Hell was let loose grin

Besides, someone that cannot construct a simple sentence without baroque blunder and failed dictions is that one fit to breath grin
RomanceRe: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by Mkbryants(m): 7:29pm On Oct 02, 2017
Darch:
Lol! Okay it's like this. She loves hearing about the girls I f..ucked in the past, all the details. There's this very good friend of mine, beautiful and all that whom I decided not to f.uck despite the sexual chemistry, I just decided not to go sexual with the girl. My babe learnt about her and told me she hates her, then she said something that surprised me... f.uck her and dump her!

Even though she hates this girl, she wants me to f.uck her but then to leave her after that, perhaps when she's wanting more. I guess that's a sort of punishment for this lady from my girl. Mehn women logic can be confusing atimes..

So I refused banging this particular girl but other ones I go after she knows about it, then when we get down to business I gist her...mehn let me stop here cos I'm starting to remember some wild stuff here.
Loling... That your Charlie must be RARE tbh. grin

For the record, women have always wanted a man other women drools over, as it would interest you that this has been one of the technique I have been using to keep some of em' at Bay. Letting em' know you have other women in your life who are way off their leagues. It turns some of em' on and wanting to dive into that challenge of being the first on your list cheesy

All the best CUZ!
RomanceRe: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by Mkbryants(m): 4:24pm On Oct 02, 2017
Darch:
Hahaha, no its not an open relationship. I and my girlfriend are so freaky. We both discovered her desire for my sexcapades as we learnt about each other. The only rule is that I shouldn't develop feelings/love for any of them. If I begin to talk about them in a particular way, she gets jealous and says I should stop seeing the said lady.
Kungaga tuangaga! cheesy

The part I don't get here is, you and her discovered her desire for your sexcapades!... What da heck! shocked

What kinda breed is she btw huh...

But hey, keep your emotions in check and guard your heart diligently. You may never know her true intentions in this lane.

Just kip kip FlowinG and GlowinG.
RomanceRe: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by Mkbryants(m): 10:23am On Oct 02, 2017
magikalz:
If only they would listen. Almost 98% of the time, asking out works negatively. I deliberately played a new chick I was gaming through this same routine and guess what happened.....

She said she will give me an answer, after a couple weeks.....the answer was that she wasn't ready for a relationship and this was after she started behaving funny.

Reading chats and ignoring, missing my calls and not returning them, from being eager to hang-out to avoiding meet-ups.

See, guys.....once you ask a girl out officially, you have given her the power of yes and no.

That power is the control of the relationship, if she says no after saying yes at first, you start begging and asking her why before you know it, you sell yourself even more by trying to please and convince her.

...and believe me you don't wanna do that.

In fact, once you ask a gal out, she will likely see through you.....that you are just like other guys, nothing so different about you.

If you know the number of guys on a pretty gals queue pestering her with attention, willing to play nice and get her anything she wants, y'all will make greater effort to be different.

Only when you stand out and make yourself different from the pack chasing after her will you be at liberty to have her.

Okay, look at this...

I traveled to the East this weekend, sat together with this bespectacled, cute . young lady with an air of haughtiness about her. Not long after the bus moved, I engaged in conversation.In the end, number was exchanged...called her that evenong when I got home, she didn't pick....I didn't bother again and planned to delete the number as I have too many on my list....two days later, she called back and we spoke for over 35 minutes..her airtime.

What were we talking about? From the look of things, I will definitely bed her.

Next, at an event I went for during my travel, met two other different chicks....both done with school and working. Fine looking wenches, both are already responding to treatment and calling.

So my point is this, DOES IT MEAN THAT THESE GIRLS RESPONDING THIS WAY DON'T HAVE MEN IN THEIR LIVES ALREADYhuh

HOW COME THEY'RE BEHAVING LIKE I'M THE BEST THING THAT HAS HAPPENED IN THEIR LIVES IN A LONG TIME? LIKE I'M THE NEXT BEST THING SINCE SLICED BREAD.

Meanwhile there are guys who have been on their case, being good to them, asking them out, buying gifts and all.....yet, NOTHING.


If you know the answers to these questions, then you are good.


They are behaving this way because I'm new and my approach is different.

I spin fun lines, i yab them, I am bold with them, I tease them, I don't call them all the time, I always have exciting things to talk about and I haven't revealed any intentions towards them even though my lines are mixed with sexual innuendo.

The day I try to follow the normal route to play nice, romantic guy and maybe ask them out or other such shiiit, the drama will likely start.....they will start seeing me as regular.

Once a gal sees you finish this way, that there is nothing really different about you from other guys, e don busy. If you don't find a way to turn the tables around, you're done for and the worst thing you can do is to start chasing her when she's losing interest.

It's called DEMYSTIFICATION.

That which attracted her originally has been stripped away to reveal the REAL you. Playing nice and asking out are a NO-NO.

If you must ask her out whether you played the nice guy or played the mystical, attractive dude, be ready to collect the NO that comes with it and move on, don't worsen it by chasing.

If you are lucky and get a yes, strive to change your ways or the story will change sooner as well.


Asking out should be reserved for when things have progressed to a distant level (like she must have invested materially, emotionally, financially and especially sexually) and you're certain this gal has it more for you and maybe you plan to settle down with her.....even as at then, there's a way to go about it.

NOTE: My little Mr Nice Guy, Ask Her Out experiment failed....even after plenty wining and dining and pre-intimacy.

Learn, my guys, learn. You don't need to ask her out to enjoy her.

PEACE.
shocked

Whoa!... Hold it there broderman, somebori pluezz call 911

Too much juice and swiss sauce from a fine mind. Osheyyyyy grin

Guess what!... As an adventurer​, I pulled same nice guy shit on one of em softties lately. Just as predicted, It turned out exactly how u extrapolated yours too. As they use to say nice guys are so predictable. Dare to be different! Yasss

It can never be over said, I could vividly remember how Harddon took out time to address this issh REAL BIG TIME on why you shouldn't or never ask em out for no fvcking reason. It reaps you off your balls mehn dammit!

To be sincere with you guys, if you thread in this part which Harddon has laid thus far, you would realize that it work like magic when applied in the right formula, believe you me... both with em softie and handling real life options and subjects. As there is this Aura of confidence that comes with the fact that you have been wired for whatever situation you find yourself.

Most importantly guys, for those who ain't working yet. Please ,get some money making skills as a rule of thumb of being balanced in life and luv.

Shalom.
RomanceRe: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by Mkbryants(m): 3:56pm On Sep 17, 2017
[quote author=HARDDON post=60418989]I knew it wouldn't be long b4 some of you guys get to sip from this rude reality stream . N i hv bn sprinkling my speeches with this red flag .
That said, once again, i reiterate : These drill, as in life generally, must be well blended n balanced.
Sugar is good, but u know what happens when u hv a dine of it too much. Fire cooks our delicious meal but it also burn same.
Electricity powers our lives but u know what happens wen you apply it wrongly on bare skin.

Based on ur post, do you advise we do away with Electrical power because it, with all its benefits, kills also?
Should the student, knowing the benefits of books, throw away his social life?

Should we remain nice guys, always @ d whims n caprices of some soft dolls, because we can't afford to bear d responsibilities the huge pair inbtw our legs brings?

Shld the master remain a slave to his Balls n thereby do all its bidding?

Men like Me wudnt! Rather we will, like the world learnt to harness electrical power to its advantage, learn to be balanced. In Balls, in Luv as in Life!



Hulala! cheesy.

St Hardon always coming like an angel in broad daylight to the rescue and bringing virtues unlimited...

Not for naught u came to rescue us from the shackles of em softties and balls lifted above their reach.

A true leader who doesn't leaves his soldier in the battle field to wrestle alone.

Happy Sunfunday cool
RomanceRe: "Marriage Is Not For Everyone": Words Of Single Aged Nigerian Ladies Today by Mkbryants(m): 11:50am On Sep 07, 2017
shocked
CelebritiesRe: Wizkid Sprays Cash To Crowd At Afrika Shrine In Ikeja by Mkbryants(m): 10:19pm On Sep 06, 2017
Evaberry:
He's no longer sick. why does he have to behave like a retard?


wizkid always jumping up and down looking for media attention with those short legs


Wizkid - Master of cannabis Lord of weed Ruler of igbo

Christianity EtcRe: Pastor Sam Adeyemi And Wife Share Selfie At 'EMERGE' Hosted By Pastor Adefarasin by Mkbryants(m): 11:18am On Aug 27, 2017
MICHEALADEX:
Your hell will not lack gas and charcoal

CelebritiesRe: Lil Kesh Joins Massive Management As He Leaves Olamide's YBNL by Mkbryants(m): 10:55am On Aug 27, 2017
sleeknick:
hopefully he will stop singing sh8t

CelebritiesRe: Lil Kesh Joins Massive Management As He Leaves Olamide's YBNL by Mkbryants(m): 10:55am On Aug 27, 2017
Big up lil kesh... Wish they knew
EducationRe: Lol! When A Nigeria Private University Student Finally Invent A Car (see Photo) by Mkbryants(m): 5:48pm On Aug 18, 2017
shocked
RomanceRe: 5 Ways To Save Yourself From Emotional Stress by Mkbryants(m): 5:44pm On Aug 18, 2017
shocked
RomanceRe: Under Pressure To Marry What Do I Do Pls by Mkbryants(m): 11:00am On Aug 10, 2017
shocked
CelebritiesRe: Davido Blast A Lady For Saying She Hates Him So Much by Mkbryants(m): 6:56pm On Aug 07, 2017
shocked Koo

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