₦airaland Forum

Bluntguy:
I gave my mom 600k to keep for me last Saturday. Today I asked for 100k. She has been explaining how she carried me for 9 months. Advice needed.

Lol.

Did she or did she not carry you for 9 months?

@Peter Obi,

Nigerians are too weak, too scared and too lazy for a revolution.

Just save yourself your energy for more productive goal.



Abandon this f00l5 called Nigerians they are not worth it.

Let them die painfully and agonizingly in suffering.

Kobojunkie:
1. According to God, He does not answer the prayers of the unrighteous because their requests are made filthy and an abomination by their sins. This means that God does not answer prayers said by sinners and the unrighteous — not even their many pleas for the forgiveness of sins are heard and answered by Him. God only answers all — not some —of the prayers of the righteous. The righteous refers to individuals who through continuous submission and obedience to His teachings and commandments—not to be confused with doctrines and traditions of the churches of men — have proved themselves worthy to God Himself.

So, if God does not already answer any of your many petitions for the living, why would you worry about whether He responds to your petitions said for the dead?

According to God?

Where did you meet him to get this information?

LeoDeKing:
Seun mynd44 nlfpmod lalasticlala will not see this but when I respond, they will remember rule 2 exists on the forum.

F**k you and your platform you scumbag

specialmati:
oh Lord protect the remaining men of this generation may their days be long to age 95

Why would anyone want to live up to 95?

I'm 32 and I think I have had enough of life.

Problem Wey make man say no to sex request from a lady just know say water don pass garri.

Seductress4:
Still overhyped

Madam how far.

orion7:
I’m more interested in the ones china India Russia South Africa and Brazil will form.


Nobody mentioned Nigeria here

Is Nigeria a name of an animal, place or thing

YorubaNiBaba:
Make dem try am now.... We go show dem shey Lagos no be beerfraud land

Mumu wetin you get?

As in mumu boy wetin you get?

worldcop:
I possess the following skills:

Graphic Design
Web Design
Video shoot/Editing
Digital Marketing
Corporate Branding
Event Branding/Management
Project Management

I have not eaten good food for over two weeks now and I don’t know how to beg.

Please employ me or give me a contract job. I am pleading.

Thank you.

Let me use myself as an example.

I lost my job as a Telecom project Coordinator and life savings in investment last year between September - November worth over 8million naira.
I couldn't feed myself except for donations from family and friends once in a while.

This is what I did maybe it will help you too.

After trying to secure my career job back with no results I went to the street and work as a gate man for one hotel close to my house during the night and during the day I went to teach a secondary school.

This was how I continued while looking for other opportunities.

This month I started as an admin officer in a production company with payment better than both the teaching and the gate man hustle combined.

And I intend to raise money to start up my investment again that got me up over 8 mill.

It will take time but I know how to get to where I want to be .

So go get busy.

I will sell to you at 4G for 1k

FarahAideed:
You dare to wish my end ? You done meet devil today ..you think everyone you meet here is your mate ko? See for even attempting to wish me an end your end will locate you soon and nothing will save you

Thunder fire you!! Ewu!!
Make I no locate you first.

FarahAideed:
For this you will meet your end soon , you think say na everybody you meet you can curse . For wishing for my end unprovoked your end shall seek you out soon

B.A.STARD I.D.IOT get out of my mention Yoruba street R.A.T

Don't provoke me and stop mentioning me.

FarahAideed:
If you meet outside you fit talk? Shut up and thank God we are on Nairaland , Obidient have Low IQ

You are just a big F.O.O.L you will meet your end eventually.

FarahAideed:
He didn't lose Lagos , it was all his plan and stupid dull low IQ Obidients were used by him ...I fit kill any Obidient as I dey so .most useless set of animals ever , so dull but they will never agree they are ..Well I am now full Pro Jagaban ..God punish Obidients

You are a B.A.STARD shut up your mouth you F.O.O.L na for nairaland una dey get mouth.

vanesa:
Re:okay ,I am in, 2m! So how do we do it?

Let him first acknowledge that I do the escrow for the both of you.

@ GentleChief over to you.

Zazoopk:
I am in the game tinubu will win contact me lets bet 08022434195 i am not afraid. Money day u want chanllenge

@ GentleChief @ Zazoopk let me escrow this for you guys.

thesicilian:
Please take your wahala elsewhere, you don't have money yet you're constituting a nuisance.

Thank you Aliko Dangote

thesicilian:
Everything is simple to the simple minded.

Oga are you taking his bet or not?

vanesa:
Bro can we make it 5m? I don’t like noise!

Oga if he wants to bet with 5m he would have said that initially.

Big man bet with 2m if you have 5m you can as well bring out 2m.

GentleChief:
Anyone that is serious on my terms and conditions ONLY should quote me immediately and we use the Nairaland mechanic I mentioned.

Please take note.

This is not tribal or hatred. This is business.

I staked money on some betting sites before the election and I know my candidate. I want to make extra money.

Let me be the escrow please.

thesicilian:
Like I said, it's lopsided. So if you're not going to commit to a candidate, you have to double your stake to even the odds. If that's ok with you then let's agree on a deadline time tomorrow to transfer the money to escrow

It simple stop complicating things.

He is willing to bet that " TINUBU WILL NEVER BE THE PRESIDENT OF NIGERIA" nothing else.

Do you now understand?

If anyone have the balls of steel bet against him and win yourself some money.

YungMillionaire:
I am ready under this condition: You MUST specify the candidate you think will win.

That makes it fair.

Deal?

No.

This is not his deal.

He made it simple " Tinubu will never be the president of Nigeria" DEAL OR NO DEAL ?

GentleChief:
For the last time, am doing business. Even on betting sites, there were odds on who the winner will be.

Am here to make money.

Can you modify your initial comment and remove my personal experience because that will make this thread look childish?

Who knows if I win, you get a cut. I need serious contenders. This is serious please am not joking.

Make me the escrow please

Softmirror:

I need the money oh make I pay rent. Lol

GentleChief:
Please no noise about this.

I am willing to stake 2 million naira with any bold APC member that Tinubu can never become the President of Nigeria.

If you are game, quote me. We will get a realiable Nairalander to become escrow.

I will transfer the money from my company account.

Whoever is the escrow will make 200k from whoever wins.

Please tag any Tinubu promoter or supporter to this thread. Lets seal this fast. Thanks.

My suggested escrows are Gazzuze or The woman that always uploads food here from Delta state.

N.B
Please no Obedient or CityBoy talk here. No tribal slurs will be welcomed. No ethnic talks or bashings. Please put your money where your mouth is.

Please let me be the escrow.

I have read a lot of comments from people on this forum dishing out threats here and there if INEC goes ahead and rig the election.

This is not the first time neither will it be the last that INEC would rig the election to suit the highest bidder.

You Nigerians are dummies and cannot do anything other than come online and trash talk them.

Endsars protest what did you people achieve? NOTHING.

Useless protest from useless docile human beings.

Better save your energy for something better.

Hendrixky:
Rigging or no Rigging

Tinubu can not rule Nigeria

They wanna fuckkk with us

End sars is gonna be like a rehearsal


I be Bini boy
You know how our matter dey be..we go lock am for 30 days

Na there united nation go show face for the matter after about maybe 30 days According to the rule
Then una eye go clear

Na the united nation charter and rules me and them osakpolor dey read since for upper

Oga You cannot do anything go sit down and keep mute like your fellow docile Nigerians.

I have read a lot of comments from people on this forum dishing out threats here and there if INEC goes ahead and rig the election.

This is not the first time neither will it be the last that INEC would rig the election to suit the highest bidder.

You Nigerians are dummies and cannot do anything other than come online and trash talk them.

Endsars protest what did you people achieve? NOTHING.

Useless protest from useless docile human beings.

Better save your energy for something better.

Teebabie1:
Mumu, u need to borrow sense and stop smoking weed. I am sure u are one of those people who their parent failed to plan before given birth to. For you chicken brain, any election that doesn't go your way has bee rigged, idiot.

Shut up do you know your father?

All these Yoruba street rats.