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Pr0ton:
No sarcasm. She did ask after you for... I can't count.

I'm sure she did. Only problem is that I never saw her mention(s).

GetOvaMe:
ok..ok..ok.. Take one spoon.

One spoon? *raises koboko*

kingjay18:
aw va guy? so u sef belong to jay's family...no we go cruise tins 2geda...

yes o!

GetOvaMe:
Of course

I wouldn't

*slowly brings out my koboko*

Y

Pr0ton:
Anyone??


Imagine a duck in a glass bottle. The neck of the bottle is too small to allow the duck through. The bottle is perfectly formed and has no trick bottoms or other openings. How do you get the duck out of the bottle without damaging either the duck or the bottle?

Put the 'bottle of duck' in a boiling water. The bottle should expand in the presence of heat.

Pr0ton:
Like what and what? Or personal?

Mehn.. She missed you badly.

Somewhat personal

Oh sarcasm I see

Where's my sister from another town? estijaz

Cassyrooy I dey feel your parole o!

Pr0ton:
Anybody??

How many bricks does it take to complete a building made entirely of bricks?

To complete the building, you will be needing one brick. Actually, the last one.

Pr0ton:
Just where in hell is MockinJay?

Where in hell? Did u check aisle 3 section 7b?

Had some stuff that needed my full attention.

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Holamarncy:
hey guys been a while how has preparation been ..Jxt passing by tho..need to buy moimoi from i sikira

Hurry!! She's bout to close o! You know, she's a winch na

kayciano:
All these ones naaa SPORTS..?

face sports

ginawest:
dat second picture z rily crazy...NYC job@op

Thanks..but really we should thank the athletes

You can't fake such moments..Moments like these do find a permanent space in most people's thought.



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uH_Qu4ohdY0


Enjoy!

I'm done!

Everyone has taken an unflattering photo. In the age of digital where everyone has a camera, they can’t all be perfect. Now imagine you’re an athlete competing at the highest level. Not only are you in top physical form but your ability to concentrate and focus is paramount. Now replace all of those crappy phone cameras and point and shoot devices with professional SLR’s with lenses so big they would make p0rn stars blush. These photographers aren’t taking several photos of you, they’re taking thousands. And as a competitor you don’t have time to pose, you’re too busy trying to win.


Source: http://twistedsifter.com/2011/08/50-funniest-sports-faces-in-motion/

In other news but seemingly related...200 Barca fans has been charged for chanting "Ronaldo is a drunk" in Camp Nou.

Benzema marked offside. How come Rmal never score again na?


Benzema substituted!


GOALLLLLLLLLL


C. Ronaldo to Marcelo.

Droidbot:
I know...I hope to someone out there it's worth the length.

Thanks @MockinJay

It was my pleasure!

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A young chap in a pair of blue trouser and a white long sleeve shirt, which served as the school's uniform. "Crystal point High school" was finely printed on the badge that sits on my bosom pocket alongside what seemed like a drunk school boy with an unknown illness that made him appear pale, holding up an item no one knows of. The principal always blamed Mr Benjamin, an artist in his 60's that resides few blocks from the school compound for his failed attempt of a school's badge. Whichever way, the students wore it with pride.

Victoria, my most hated fan. Her notebooks indeed had the inscription of 'Victoria' but I could have sworn by my ancestors that her real alias was actually Satan.

She had the back of a slate, not just smooth but also flat. Her bosom were in total denial even puberty had failed subsequently to make them as appealing as those of 'our mother of bosoms', Bola. In fact, the only thing that had a swell on her slim body was a pimple seated on her right cheek. Was it really a pimple? Or was it a friend we were never introduced to?

Luckily(?), she had split up with her three month boyfriend so I had a chance of courting her. The feeling of Love made me, for once, realize her skin coated in caramel, her hair dipped in warm chocolate, her lips stained with the color of pink, and her small but lovely posture. It was as if our newly discovered love triggered her Estrogen just enough to push her bosom a bit further but wasn't quite copious to fix her slate of a back side. Our relationship was all unicorn and magical for she changed me .

Your story is a masterpiece..loved it. Loved the above quotes!

No7

Pr0ton:
Tah. BTW, I dey feel your pic.

Uhmmm thanks?

Just checked Jamb's site..it clearly states that Reg ends tomorrow so I doubt if the newly appointed date would still hold.

Do u know of anyone that has reprinted his'/hers?

Pr0ton:
You dey tear 'em text books

Well, it's quite the opposite.

Pr0ton:
Where MockinJay dey sef

Ghost mode.

Pr0ton:
Guys... This Physics no dey enter head Pes13 Horpeyemmi66 DrHost Holamarncy MockinJay how una dey cope

I'm gonna start reading physics today so I can't tell.

Nonetheless, relax..try opening a space for physics in your brain(mentally)...believe u can cope and conquer...then start reading. I'd advice u to also find a quiet place.

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Something to spice ur day

tobillionaire:
No... Buh it doesnt matter, i cn count on u as ma maths tutor in school

Slow down buddy!! Slow down