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spade:
Behold, the "insults" against Nigeria!

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ShortPistolZA:
Untruth! I who defended Nigerian women from your fellow chauvinistic Nigerian man when he called them eejits. The words I used were " SOME people here don't seem to know much about anything". And I'm still sticking to it. I will NEVER EVER generalise people because I meet people from all walks of life on a daily basis, some smart & some not so smart so don't try twisting my words by ASSuming shyt. If you don't understand say "huh?" & I'll gladly pull out my hand puppets, crayons...anything to help me convey a clearer message. I know that sometimes words get lost in translation so don't be shy to halla at me when you don't get what I'm trying to say. Leftie & Righty, my hand puppets are on standby for such emergencies. K?

nagina:
No one is really certain about uti's sexuality.

nagina:
Like seriously Nnewi guys are super rich.... Ibeto ,Ifeanyi ubah etc
If I can be ifeanyi uba's second wife ,I wouldn't mind dying and spending eternity in hell

njokusboy:
Lolzzz, what won't someone read here....
Oshey oh, movie director...
This is a reality show...

ShortPistolZA:
UCT ranks @ 136 & 145 worldwide.

Dannyxy:
oh boy,
I have not given more than 14 likes since I joined n.l, you will make my 15th liked, the way people equate intelligence, intellectual prowess to "English speaking" is so funny, Nigerians are so fund of it.
someone makes a post lacking depth and insight, but uses big big grammar to mask his mediocre intelligence, you will see how nairalanders will start clapping, I am tired of talking about it.

intelligence does equate been able to express your self in a particular language...




when will Africans get it?

DVintageMalkia:
Saved Vimbai? No she ended up saving no one as she put herself up...cant forget her words to biggie that day...something like "biggie Bleep it, put me up"...that girl is a legend and the only real G to have won it...those were the days jo...

nagina:
Best English speakers in that house
Butterfly
Mambea
Kc Moore
Frankie
Permission
Mr 265
Ellah
Sheila
Luis
Mira
Can't find nhlanhla yet?

safarigirl:
Tayo has no story. So says mockteam, but Idris has one? First off, what makes a story? Characters, plot, emotions, suspense. What makes a lead character? A lead character must have....well, CHARACTER. The perfect male lead is one who is assertive, abrasive, strong, smart, intuitive, sometimes aggressive. His harmatia(tragic flaw) could be his temper, his inability to use logic over emotions etc. He MUST have one or many ANTAGONIST(S)- Tayo is the only HM with antagonists. Yes, it's okay to be predictable, afterall we all knew that Andre and Lola would fight and make-up and fight again, swear off each other, make up again and keep going in that circle (MY HEART BEATS FOR LOLA). We all knew Idris would jump in Ella's bed after professing his love to Goitse, isn't that predictable? Where is his suspense? Moving on...The lead character must be able to draw out emotions from viewers, you should laugh with the protagonist, cry with the antagonist, get angry at the protagonist, as in so angry you wish you could slap him. At some points you feel his pain and wish you could hug him. When he confronts rivals, you cheer him on. You hope things get better for him at certain points, but you have it in mind that it could be worse.....THIS IS NOT TAYO'S STORY. Just a synopsis, I want everyone to know what a STORY is before I tell you Tayo's story. It will come later in the day hopefully

safarigirl:
I want to correct some wrongs. 1) Ricco remains the youngest BBA winner, he was 21. 2) Idris has ALWAYS been seen as top 5 and winning material, it didn't start 2wks ago. We wanted Ell in that finale to thwart his chances is all 3) Remember in Allstars final week, Munya got cocky, attacking Uti and he said "I'm an elephant and you're just a rat". Idris had the same cockiness on Monday by going at Tayo and saying "You don't have your cheerleaders anymore, you're alone"....Idris, just like Munya, assumes he has already won so he's man enough to get in Tayo's face. Idris is MOS DEF our Munya. Tayo has NEVER assumed he's a winner, he stays humble, he thanks and appreciates fans, he knows he has flaws and so is thankful that people like him flaws and all. He's aware the show is regional and realises he can only change that by pleading and advocating for a cause. He's working on only HOPE, not CERTAINTY. So, Tayo is our Uti. I shall return to disgrace that mockteam fellow that said Tayo has no story. Ode!

MBtom:
Whoever thought u that a slowpoke is an slowpoke should be slapped. How can u compare Down syndrome with a slowpoke (someone who moves, acts or walks too slowly)? ... And yes nhlanhla is very intelligent, i love him 4 that because I admire intelligent guys! Please they are different.

ShortPistolZA:
The slowpoke managed to get a degree from one of the top universities in S.A (infact, the whole of Africa), also rated one of the best in the world. The same slowpoke was schooling your boy in things that he should know already as a grown @ss man. Tayo's words were, "Man, how come you know so much stuff" or something along those lines.

If Nhlanhla seems like an slowpoke to you, maybe YOU aren't the brightest light bulb yourself, because anyone with two brain cells to rub together, can tell an intelligent person when they see one. So BOO YAH!!

noxyify:
nhlanhla acts and behaves like an slowpoke.i wonder how he made it dis far with blacky aboki macky2,stiff butterfly,make up sipe and dat stupid dwarf called jj.worst top 8 ever.

aodis:
Who be dis sef, are u sure u dey watch the same BBA? E be like say ur Medulla don kolo!

njokusboy:
You ended up saying nothing... first things first...
Define a storyline..
Tell us idris' storyline and explain how Tayo does not have one given that he has?
It is only after you have answered correctly that we'd look at that thing you wrote up there and consider if there's even the tiniest possibility of it making sense....

Wyraciskyi:
I Enjoyed Ur Write Up....

But Let's Test Ur Story Line Hypothesis...If Macky2 Shud Win Would U Say He Had A Storyline

P.S I Prefer The Tayo Story Line 2 Idris - If It We're To Be Made Into A Movie It Will Be Called 'Die Hard 9' ( 9 Is From The Fact This Is The 9th Season Of BBA)

Dathommie:
The f*ck??

Idris aint winnin sh*t, just compare dis season to uti and munya's.

Everybody thought munya had it bt then...SH*T happened.

Same sh*t gon happen come sunday
Yeah same thing but it will be Tayo's fans munyarised. Tayo made it tough for us his fans.

blackwidow:
How Africa Voted.

Ellah: Uganda

Goitse: Botswana

Idris: Kenya, Namibia, Tanzania

JJ: Zimbabwe

Sheillah: South Africa

Sipe: Malawi, Zambia

Tayo: Ghana, Nigeria, Rest of Africa, Rwanda

Trezagah: Mozambique

nagina:
Let's not act everyone didn't know that Tayo will survive tonight,Ellah was the shocking eviction never saw that coming.
Sipe is gradually becoming the one to watch from a double starmeter win to kicking Ellah out.
The final week will be very interesting .

traware:
I dedicate this meme to all the bad belles like you

safarigirl:
My lovely Tayo is in the top 8....Macky2 is not winningg as it stands.

Meanwhile Esther just tweeted: "Let me vote Tayo till my fingers fade"

This is the best top 8 ever!

tonididdy:
That sipe chick tho...yuck!

But I think d wina is between she, that ghana chck or tayo

manneger2:
How africa voted next cant wait...

Mordyb:
My mind is at rest tayo is winning this shite whoop whoop

dammyg319:
goitse and ellah out

biggie said ellah and tayo....hahahaha

Adminisher:
I think it is Sipe or Tayo for the money. Pretty girl, natural African woman. Tayo is a natural as well, crude, immature and downright stupid but very African.

LaRoyalHighness:
Goldie nko?