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Ojasope. Car wash ijegun ikotun

U need see the way cars full my estate today cos of this

You’re all welcome to d naming ceremony in 02 arena.

You forgot to add #CON jobs

God will bless you for doing these. Your reward is here on earth and in heaven. Bleep what ppu say

I know some ppu here saying shit still sit@home doing nothing and waiting for money to eat. Hmmm #getonStreet.

@op what can u even do Gan...fear God o. Dz ppu are making it and u sit there player hating. Your family and future needs money. Jara E

These made my night too. Lwkmd here. Anyways no big deal in it. Realest guy!! If an your sister need am nko.. U no go help am?

These made my night too. Lwkmd here. Anyways no big deal in it. Realest guy!! If na your sister need am nko.. U no go help am?

If u are a sharp strong formated dude then u will know that ones debeh go still ft debeh if u want to by pushing hard. So leave em

POLICE DEY READ BIBLE OOO!!! On Lagos-Ibadan express road, a Pastor met a team of policemen who, quite naturally, wanted 'something' from him. Since he was not prepared to play their games, they asked for his papers. Having combed through everything without any offence with which to nail the 'stubborn' Pastor, they asked him to open the bonnet of his car. A careful scrutiny of the engine number against what was on the paper revealed that letter U was written in such a way that it could be mistaken for letter V. That was all the officer-in-charge needed to shout "stolen vehicle! Sensing trouble, even when he knew he committed no offence, the Pastor called the OC to say he was a Priest to which the officer replied "Please, leave that Pastor thing...in any case, if you are indeed a Pastor, then you must have a Bible in your car, bring it." The Pastor did as was commanded after which the officer now ordered: "Please read Matthew 5:25, 26 to me". The incredulous Pastor opened the passage and read: "Settle matters quickly with your adversary who is taking you to court. Do it while you are still with him on the way, or he may hand you over to a judge, and the judge may hand you over to the officer, and you may be thrown into prison. I tell you the truth; you will not get out until you have paid the last penny." Matthew 5:25, 26 (If u don't believe open and read for urself) The man of God quietly made an "offering" of one N100 to his newly found "preacher" "End of service! Go in peace and argue no more," said the policeman.