You for ask the sales girl to show you how to use it

Some satanist are abusing the OP already, can't you just laugh and go away.... Bad belle is allowed sha...


I enjoyed the story,funny and interesting

O boy don't bother yourself.
After a while you will get used to it.

I was like you some years ago, after buying a couple of years, na the sale girls now de dey embarrassed by my buying pad, as my wife pad issue no be here.

You are a good husband.

These made my night too. Lwkmd here. Anyways no big deal in it. Realest guy!! If na your sister need am nko.. U no go help am?

These made my night too. Lwkmd here. Anyways no big deal in it. Realest guy!! If an your sister need am nko.. U no go help am?

Where's the shame na? I've bought pad for my gf severally, just walk in, bone face and say give me sanitary pad, if the sales person wants to make Joe's about it, joke with them take your property then leave.

Eddygourdo:
Business took me down to lagos on quick notice. After the hustles and hassles, I came home to meet bbae in the red zone. Apparently the thing arrived when I did. I was angry but well no be today we beginn chop am. Bae reminded me dat I promise her a big bowl of ice cream since west ham won my team yesterday after I boasted. I warned her and reminded her what sugar does to her. Yet she was adamant (long throat) and accused me of trying to dodge repaying a lost bet. Anyway I bought the biggest size I saw at shoprite. Do youu believe that this lady licked everything and never bothered to offer me any. I kept quiet because I knew in a few hours my God will fight for me.

All through the night nothing, I went out early this morning only to be called to return immediately by her wailing. I came home and met her in great pains and tried my best to conssole her while hiding a smirk of "ntooooor". Anyway she asked me to go buy her sanitary pad. Stupidly and without thinking it through. Out I went.

I met a lot of people at the drug store, I lingered outside hoping they will disperse before I go in. Minutes passed and more people entered and none left. Bae started calling and wondering what's taking all the time. I summoned courage and entered. All eyes all of a sudden fell on that tall bros. The yeye nurse or whatver left everyone and asked me loudly " oga wat do u want" . I almost collapsed but yet I had to say it . " I want pad". Everybody suddenly looked at me. The sales girl in shock asked me again " you say wetin ?". And I told her I wanted to buy pad. I was so filled with shame, thinking the worst was over, till when the useless, foolish nurse faced me. Looked at a whole me up and down and asked. " OGA DO YOU HAVE HEAVY FLOW OR NORMAL"

This woke up the devils in that store. They all burst out laughing . I almost collapsed and seeing that I have lost all dignity I told her " I have heavy flow". I answered on the assumption that the lady was kidding with me. When she wanted to explain the thick and slim pad issh was when I barked in anger that she should give me one of each kind . People kept chuckling at themselves despite my embarrasment. I bought three types of pad and hurried out.

It is clear that I will never visit that shop nor street in a long while. All because bae has longer throat.

OGA DO YOU HAVE HEAVY FLOW OR NORMAL

What's there?just enter and say you want to buy "always" rather "lady special"....you don't owe anybody anything..I buy it for bae with glad heart

hungryboy:
Your attitude is also one reason that led to that embarrassment,
If you were calm and collected, when you were talking to the sales girl, i bet she wouldn't have reacted the way she did.

Blame game

Buhari sef

I dont see the big deal here. I always got them for my partner...nothing wrong

ademusiwa12:
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a matsayin yaki don samun kowane yaro, mai kyau ilimi. Na yi imani da ku duka ya kamata taimaka mini.
Yana da dama daga kowane yaro a hakkin ya sami ilimi. Yana da dama daga kowane yaro ga gwamnati da ta samar da kowane yaro da lafiya mai kyau. Yana da dama daga kowace mace to lafiya mai kyau. talakawa jam'iyyar ya kamata tabbatar, cewa duk wannan, amfãninsa nãku ne.
Dole ka san dukan abu mai yiwuwa ne da taimakon Allah
Duk wani jam'iyyar siyasa da ta zo muku magana aboout 6 zones, ba mai kyau jam'iyyar. Irin wannan jam'iyyar siyasa neman division da yãƙi.
Munã yi nasara. Ina ba Tinubu, Tinubu ne mai zamba, 419 suka sace duk na kudi na Legas. yin yara zauna a kasa yayin da ya saci kudi. Tinubu amfani da kudi da ya sace daga Legas zuwa fara kamfanin Oando, yayin da yara zauna a kan bene a duk aji.
Idan kana son mafi kyau ga 'ya'yanku, taimake ni, wannan canji da zai yiwu. ba da tashin hankali wajen, amma ta Allah taimako. Na rubuta Buhari da i gaya Buhari da ya ce wa. cewa yana biya kowane yaro ilimi har zuwa makarantar sakandare. Yana da hakkin kowa da kowa. Kowane kasar gwamnati samar da su da wannan. Yana da dama daga kowane yaro.

muna bukatar mu cire karamar hukumar, sabõda haka, za mu iya amfani da kudin biya malamai albashi da kuma gina sabon makaranta. Kuma ina gayã Buhari.[/size]

Ooh such a nice man, buhari why did u kill him, rest in peace bro

Eddygourdo:
no biggie in a condom na . Its for male use. But pad ? The yeye babe even ask me if na me wan use am. Just imagine such

Don't mind d nurse, she is not matured enough

Eddygourdo:
Business took me down to lagos on quick notice. After the hustles and hassles, I came home to meet bbae in the red zone. Apparently the thing arrived when I did. I was angry but well no be today we beginn chop am. Bae reminded me dat I promise her a big bowl of ice cream since west ham won my team yesterday after I boasted. I warned her and reminded her what sugar does to her. Yet she was adamant (long throat) and accused me of trying to dodge repaying a lost bet. Anyway I bought the biggest size I saw at shoprite. Do youu believe that this lady licked everything and never bothered to offer me any. I kept quiet because I knew in a few hours my God will fight for me.

All through the night nothing, I went out early this morning only to be called to return immediately by her wailing. I came home and met her in great pains and tried my best to conssole her while hiding a smirk of "ntooooor". Anyway she asked me to go buy her sanitary pad. Stupidly and without thinking it through. Out I went.

I met a lot of people at the drug store, I lingered outside hoping they will disperse before I go in. Minutes passed and more people entered and none left. Bae started calling and wondering what's taking all the time. I summoned courage and entered. All eyes all of a sudden fell on that tall bros. The yeye nurse or whatver left everyone and asked me loudly " oga wat do u want" . I almost collapsed but yet I had to say it . " I want pad". Everybody suddenly looked at me. The sales girl in shock asked me again " you say wetin ?". And I told her I wanted to buy pad. I was so filled with shame, thinking the worst was over, till when the useless, foolish nurse faced me. Looked at a whole me up and down and asked. " OGA DO YOU HAVE HEAVY FLOW OR NORMAL"

This woke up the devils in that store. They all burst out laughing . I almost collapsed and seeing that I have lost all dignity I told her " I have heavy flow". I answered on the assumption that the lady was kidding with me. When she wanted to explain the thick and slim pad issh was when I barked in anger that she should give me one of each kind . People kept chuckling at themselves despite my embarrasment. I bought three types of pad and hurried out.

It is clear that I will never visit that shop nor street in a long while. All because bae has longer throat.

Nice one. Next time just wear a wedding ring so it will seem you are married. Flash the ring hard so they will all see it and wont feel the urge to ask embarrassing questions. Pele!

hiroz:
haahahahahha..lmao.... " OGA
DO YOU HAVE HEAVY FLOW OR NORMAL"

. I can't help but keep laughing

Junior66:
Nothing embarssing here. Is pad not meant to be bought? And why were peeps laughing at u? mtcheew. Take heart if de tin hurt you though.

I wonder what is embarrassing here. Your wife could easily have put to bed recently.

If you ask with confidence, no lele.

You could have said " just give me one each, I don't know which one madam would prefer."

They might rather feel embarrassed for initially laughing at a caring bf/hubby.

After all, maybe madam called you on your way home to buy it.

This is 21th century man.

For me .. I think they actually taught he was gay.. It's no joke. If I was the one, I would have said its meant for my wife and I don't know y you all are laughing. Lol

Mypeople2:
My guy it was not an embarrassment.It is called a JOKE. Learn to free yourself and laugh sometimes

all because of woman...my brother receive it

On the bright side. She wouldn't be asking for ice cream anytime soon.Yes eating sugary things does jump start a lady's menstrual cycle flow alot earlier than scheduled.

You should be more concerned about the fact that she finished a big bowl of ice cream alone. That's a bad sign.

As regards the pad, I can't do such.

GloriaNinja:
But that word BAE is damn annoying, geez.

We share the same sentiments.

The moment I see someone using bae, I classify them as dumb , local , unexposed etc.

This word was made popular by a guy that pretends he is an illiterate and everyone is using it.

I hate the word BAE like kilode.

I buy Tampons for my girlfriend almost all the time. Now what if you wanna buy your Condoms nko? Abegi no form story for us jare

This got me laughing out loud

What's the big deal in buying pad as a guy? I don't even know what is embarrassing here. Just walk in and buy. Why do people make mountains out of mole hills? Some mentality.

Maryclaire1:
still u got it for her even when u are not comfortable doing dat...dat makes it sweet...u are a caring guy and babe is lucky to have u. i know she knows that

Let me get it for u too even when I don't feel comfortable doing it

Eddygourdo:
Business took me down to lagos on quick notice. After the hustles and hassles, I came home to meet bbae in the red zone. Apparently the thing arrived when I did. I was angry but well no be today we beginn chop am. Bae reminded me dat I promise her a big bowl of ice cream since west ham won my team yesterday after I boasted. I warned her and reminded her what sugar does to her. Yet she was adamant (long throat) and accused me of trying to dodge repaying a lost bet. Anyway I bought the biggest size I saw at shoprite. Do youu believe that this lady licked everything and never bothered to offer me any. I kept quiet because I knew in a few hours my God will fight for me.

All through the night nothing, I went out early this morning only to be called to return immediately by her wailing. I came home and met her in great pains and tried my best to conssole her while hiding a smirk of "ntooooor". Anyway she asked me to go buy her sanitary pad. Stupidly and without thinking it through. Out I went.

I met a lot of people at the drug store, I lingered outside hoping they will disperse before I go in. Minutes passed and more people entered and none left. Bae started calling and wondering what's taking all the time. I summoned courage and entered. All eyes all of a sudden fell on that tall bros. The yeye nurse or whatver left everyone and asked me loudly " oga wat do u want" . I almost collapsed but yet I had to say it . " I want pad". Everybody suddenly looked at me. The sales girl in shock asked me again " you say wetin ?". And I told her I wanted to buy pad. I was so filled with shame, thinking the worst was over, till when the useless, foolish nurse faced me. Looked at a whole me up and down and asked. " OGA DO YOU HAVE HEAVY FLOW OR NORMAL"

This woke up the devils in that store. They all burst out laughing . I almost collapsed and seeing that I have lost all dignity I told her " I have heavy flow". I answered on the assumption that the lady was kidding with me. When she wanted to explain the thick and slim pad issh was when I barked in anger that she should give me one of each kind . People kept chuckling at themselves despite my embarrasment. I bought three types of pad and hurried out.

It is clear that I will never visit that shop nor street in a long while. All because bae has longer throat.

LMAO, pele ehen.
But it's no big deal really.
I just want to correct a notion, the lady you met there wearing whitr is most likely not a nurse, probably one of the sales girls or quacks dressed that way. The nursing uniform is that abused.

Theres no shame in that... I also bought ps3 pad last week

SirWere:
He who complies with his wife will live a long and stress free life.

U got it very right bro.. My preggy wife dun send me to go buy am pant b4 self

Mskrisx:




Heheeehee LMAO naaaa I ain't but yeah I sure do love ice cream

Thank God I now know bae!!

LOL ...nor bi you wan chooook

Junior66:
Nothing embarssing here. Is pad not meant to be bought? And why were peeps laughing at u? mtcheew. Take heart if de tin hurt you though.

Na the heavy flow or normal flow funny die!