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Meaning of christ mas : God be with us. According to matthew 1:18 down.

Xmas is beyond eating, merriment, clothing, partying but knowing christ, giving your life to him and sharing his love.

There are something we do during christmas period which are not supposed to be done, because christmas is a sober mood and renewal of one's commitment with God.
Secondly Christmas is not a time of buying new clothes, nor a time to eat and drink. (I did not say you should not eat).
There are some people here that only cook and give to their neighbours once in a year which is not suppose to be. What some people need from you is not just food but to show them love, care, console, help when they are in need of them.
Maybe if we believers can do that in Nigeria, Nigeria would have been greater than this. God Bless us all. Happy Christmas.

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A robbery victim who pleaded anonymity has exposed a strategy which robbers have devised to attack unsuspecting victims.
A picture obtained by National Helm showed that the robbers stone an egg at a car and force their unsuspecting victims to wipe off the mess after which the acts of robbery would be carried out.
He wrote:“If you are driving at night and someone throws eggs on your windshield (something rather unusual), do not use your wiper to clean it off with water cos eggs, when they are mixed with water become milky and you’ll see absolutely nothing at all. You will then be forced to stop you and get robbed at gunpoint by robbers waiting around.
“Leave the eggs on your windshield without trying to it clean up. Continue to drive (even faster) and try as much as possible not to stop on the road. The robbery using egg technique, is the last technique used by the thieves. Pls, spread this message widely. This is a message of prevention.”

Lol...this was spotted at new site River raine wonderful Oji-rive"/>Lol...this was spotted at new site River raine wonderful.

Two brothers nickname»PSQUARE. Sang a song called »do me. And got (IFUNANYA) pregnant. They ran to escape then ran into TEMPTATION Bt their» bUZZY BODY Couldn't let them to stay because »E NO EASY. While running they ran into »DANGER. Till they began to »ROLL IT. Untill »GAME OVER. This twin brother now decided to trick beautiful »ONYINYE. By telling her you must »CHOP MY MONEY. She was happy and start dancing»ALINGO. Not knowning that they will deal with her.»PERSONALLY. They Are now giving their TESTIMONY .

Dnt know if this is the right place to post this
It's about two twin brothers.


Two brothers nickname»PSQUARE. Sang a song called »do me. And got (IFUNANYA) pregnant. They ran to escape then ran into TEMPTATION Bt their» bUZZY BODY Couldn't let them to stay because »E NO EASY. While running they ran into »DANGER. Till they began to »ROLL IT. Untill »GAME OVER. This twin brother now decided to trick beautiful »ONYINYE. By telling her you must »CHOP MY MONEY. She was happy and start dancing»ALINGO. Not knowning that they will deal with her.»PERSONALLY. They Are now giving their TESTIMONY .

I know some might nt take note of this interesting things about YEAR 2016.
........ ...... INTERESTING THINGS ABOUT YEAR 2016
4/4/2016 Monday
6/6/2016 Monday
8/8/2016 Monday
10/10/2016 Monday
12/12/2016 Monday The Calendar of 1999 and Calendar of 2016 are the same; they have the same Dates and Days, even the Festivals are the same.

Who said you cannot get back what you lost 17yrs ago?! OR who said you cannot regain the past grace, opportunity or lost glory?! MAY YOUR PAST OPPORTUNITIES and LOST GLORIES
BE RESTORED to you now and in 2016

Breaking News!!!
President Muhammad Buhari has approved d
bill of paying all unemployed graduates, undergraduate, and those within the age
bracket of 18-35 , an allowance of #20,000
every month. And also, Corpers Salary to #50, 000.
Text AMEN to 50207 to claim it.... Hahahahahaha

bye bye to fuel subsidy ......i have bought my own LEGEDIS BENZ

PILOT N D MAD MAN

A pilot was transporting a bunch of madmen from lagos 2 a psychiatric facility in johannerburg south africa d madmen were making noise n suddenly,1 of dem entered d pilot cabin,
MADMAN:teach me hw 2 fly plane
PILOT:i would but unda 1 condition
MADMAM:what?
PILOT:if u can get ur colleagues 2 keep quiet (5 minutes later,d plane was eerily
quiet)
PILOT:wow! hw did u get dem 2 keep quiet?
MADMAN:i opened d door n asked dem 2 go n play outside PILOT:are u mad?
MADMAN: yes sir n u are madly
insane...

Bill Gates organized an enormous session to recruit a new chairman for Microsoft Europe. Five thousand candidates assembled in a large room. One candidate is Ayodele, a
Nigerian guy. Bill Gates thanked all the candidates for coming and asked those who do not know Java program to leave.
Two thousand candidates left the room.
Ayodele says to himself, “I do not
know Java but I have nothing to lose if I stay. I’ll give it a try. Bill Gates asked the candidates who never had experience of managing more than 100 people to leave.

Two thousand left the room. Ayo says to
himself “I never managed anybody but myself but I have nothing to lose if I stay. What can happen to me? So he stays.
Then Bill Gates asked the candidates
who do not have management diploma to leave. Five hundred people left the
room. Ayodele says to himself, “I left school at 15 but what have I to lose? So he stays in the room.

Lastly, Bill asked the candidates who
do not speak Serb-Croatian to leave. 498
candidates left the room. Ayodele says to himself, “I do not speak Serb- Croatian but what do I have to lose?

So he stays and finds himself with one other candidate.
Everyone else has gone. Bill Gates joined them and said,
“Apparently you are the only two candidates who speak Serb-Croatian, so I’d like to hear you have a conversation together in that
language. Calmly, Ayodele turns to the other
candidate and says “Wahala dey o!” The other candidate answers “Oga, na wa o! ”

Bill Gates said: “You are both hired”.
Don’t you just love Nigerians? Any
day, anytime, anywhere, they never give up. So don’t give up, u will lose nothing by trying more.

Stretch marks are visible greenish lines on the skin surface, with an off-color hue. Stretch marks are mainly found in the abdominal wall, but can also occur over the thighs, upper arms, buttocks and breasts. Sometimes stretch marks can cover large areas of the body. While pregnancy is the main cause behind stretch marks, other reasons can be sudden gain or loss in weight, rapid growth, heredity factors, stress and changes in physical conditions. Fortunately, there are several natural ways to reduce the appearance of stretch marks.

1. Potato Juice

Potato juice contains vitamins and minerals that foster growth and restoration of skin cells.
Cut a medium-sized potato into thick slices.Take one of the potato pieces and rub it
gently on the stretch marks for a few minute.
Make sure the liquid from the potato covers the affected area.Allow the potato juice to dry for some time and then wash it off with lukewarm water.

2. Sugar

Natural white sugar is one of the best natural
remedies to get rid of stretch marks. You can
use the sugar to exfoliate your skin. Mix a tablespoon of raw sugar with some almond oil and a few drops of lemon juice.
Mix it well and apply it on the stretch marks and other skin areas.Gently rub the mixture on the skin for at least 10 minutes every day before taking a shower. Do this for a month or so and watch your stretch marks become lighter.

3. Aloe Vera

Aloe vera is effective in the treatment of many skin problems. It has various essential nutrients and active compounds that can be used in the treatment of minor burns, while its healing and soothing properties can be used to get rid of stretch marks. There are a couple of ways to apply it. You can directly rub aloe vera gel on the affected skin area, leave it on for a few minutes and then rinse the skin with lukewarm water.
Another option is to make a mixture
with one-fourth cup of aloe vera gel, oil from 10 vitamin E capsules and oil from five vitamin A capsules.
Rub this mixture onto the skin until fully absorbed. Repeat this process daily.

4. Water

Keeping your body well hydrated helps protect the skin from many kinds of problems. Well- hydrated skin results in regular detoxification of skin pores and restores elasticity, which will help a lot in getting rid of stretch marks. Try to drink one to two glasses of water several times during a day. Experts say a minimum of 10 glasses of water per day is the best way to keep the body hydrated.
It will also make your skin soft and help maintain its elasticity. It is advisable to avoid coffee, tea or soda as they can cause
dehydration.

5. Lemon Juice

Another simple ways to lessen stretch marks is to use lemon juice. Lemon juice is naturally acidic which helps heal and reduce stretch marks, skin injuries, acne, and other scars.
Rub fresh lemon juice gently onto the stretch
marks using circular motions. Allow the lemon juice to soak into your skin for at least 10 minutes before rinsing it off with warm
water.

Another option is to mix equal quantities
of cucumber juice and lemon juice and apply
the mixture on the stretch marks. 6. Olive Oil Olive oil contains a lot of nutrients and
antioxidants that help improve various skin
problems including stretch marks.

Massage slightly warm pure olive oil into the
affected skin area. This will improve the blood circulation and reduce the stretch marks to a great extent.Leave it for half an hour so that the vitamins A, D and E present in the oil are absorbed by the skin.

You can also mix olive oil with vinegar and
water and use it as a night cream. This will keep your skin stay moisturized and also exfoliate the skin.

The Effects Of Masturbation According To God's Word This is the topic I created it just nw

MASTURBATION.
Masturbation is the sexual stimulation Of one's
own genitals for sexual arousal or other sexual
pleasure, usually to the point of orgasm.
[1] The stimulation may involve hands, fingers , everyday objects, intimacy gadgets or combinations of these. Mutual masturbation (mutual manual stimulation of the genitals between partners) can be a substitute for sexual penetration . Studies have found that masturbation is frequent in humans of both sexes and all ages, although there is variation.

In Genesis 38:9-10 . Some interpret this passage
as saying that “spilling your seed” on the ground
which is sin. God condemned Onan for “spilling
his seed” because Onan refused to fulfill his duty
to provide an heir for his brother.

Masturbation is normally done with imagination and thought of having Sexual affair with someone.
In Matthew 5:27-30 . Jesus speaks against having lustful thoughts and then says, “But I say unto you, That whosoever looketh on a woman to lust after her hath committed adultery with her already in his heart.
SEX act is suppose to be Done between a man
and a woman. Masturbation means having sexual
affair with unknown identity ( SPIRIT).
which opens a gate way For spiritual married (of
spirit wife/husband.).

NOTE : Their Entry Points
1. They can enter through immorality.
2. It can be through Pornography because It is
even revealed that most a huge percentage of
the porn actors and actresses are spirits
(themselves), sent from the underworld. I recently had the opportunity to meet with one guy who used to be with them, and has now repented. He said that, those (Marine Spirits) come out in a lot different forms (both male and female), unidentifiable, they then get themselves
into it... Sometimes they lure innocent souls into it. He further said that, there are 1000s of demons assigned for every one acting. When the movie is shot out, anytime it is being watched, those demons will come around and manipulate
the one watching till he/she falls into the pre- purposed aim of making that movie. Those demons will not bother to leave your life oo, they
will continue to stay, and take control of your emotional life .

EFFECTS OF MASTURBATION:
masturbation can cause a man fatherless because
during the process of mastubation we pull n push penis and that bring sour in the penis which
gradually promotes infections and breed LOW
SPERM COUNT.

Forcing the brain to help release can also bring
weakness of the brain, body and a slight mental
disorder as well. strok is also a factor. sour in a penis is dangerous,because it brings low functioning to that part of the body.

using of soaps and creams to masturbate can
also give inffections to the penis,that is both
inside and outside,due to the chemicals used in manufacturing them.
moreover,it's against God's will. that's why he
created a man and a woman.

He who has an ear let him hear.

OVI75:
first pics(head) luks like map of africa,very ugly old man.

sudenly gone quiet sinc Jona left ASO rock.

D brain WEY dey inside dat head WEY look like map of africa ur fada get am?

fp tinx

who among this three is the thief

wellmax:
Danger of carrying fuel around

No fire extinguisher around? Eheh wer my own dey nw Hope no bdy was injured

Boy101:
Picture or....

Lol, on a more.serious note, the wife Bleep-up, big time. We're all humans after all and if she was scared of her life,she should have at least not done anything. To settle that fight is to let the husband know he has every right to dump the woman but for the sake of the kids and in other for the woman to truly learn her lesson, he should be a Man and forgive.

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Just need u peoples opinion a marriage is about to be dissolved please Hlp a family God Bless us all. Amen

Robbers enter a house, asks for all the money and valuables.
After they collect what they can, they
give the man of the house a gun with instructions to shoot his wife or else he shot himself.

The man gets the gun, points it at his wife and hesitates...He is thinking of what he has gone through in life with his wife and how she has suffered and sacrificed for him and the kinda love he have for her...

He hands back the gun and says, "I am sorry I can't do this...
"The boss of the robbers silently grabs the gun from him and passes it on to the wife with the same instruction.

The wife gets the gun and without any single hesitation points to her husband's head and pulls the trigger...But the gun had no bullets in it...
The robbers get their gun and walk out of the house laughing.

QUESTIONS FOR DISCUSSION

1. If you were the man in that house how would you react towards your wife?

2. If you were the wife, what explanation can
you give to your husband!

3. If you were invited to bring peace between this couple, what advice would you give

it is sad to see the ones we love die terrible, especialy the great once. writing this article am filled with tears.

i feel like stopping but i just have to pass the
message across. because most times we don’t know what we have until we lose it. Emanuel Ortega Emanuel Ortega Argentine footballer passes away
after sustaining fatal head injury during match.

According to a report by Argentinian news agency Clarin, Emanuel Ortega was declared dead in the early hours of Thursday morning, after fracturing his skull in a match two weeks ago. he died at the age of 21

Endurance idahor
Endurance Idahor was a Nigerian football player who played for Sudanese club
Al-Merreikh.

On 6 March 2010, Collapsed during the match of his Sudanese club Al Merreikh against Alamal Atbara.

He died in the ambulance. Autopsy report revealed that he suffered a circulatory collapse from a heart attack,at the age of 25.

Segadem:
...try to appreciate your fellow brother.

Tnx jare

Steps On How To Borrow Airtime Without
Paying Back.
*Mtn Users Only*
*Borrow airtime by dialing *606#.
*After you have exhausted the borrowed
airtime, *Dial *326# and change your date to 1/01/2010.
*Remove your battery and Sim.
*Insert the battery and Sim card back
You'll receive a feedback Msg saying :-
Dear customer, the thunder that will fire you is still at the Gym. After we have helped your #Broke ass by borrowing you airtime You still want to cheat Us.
We would have involved the #Police but for Old time customer sake we won't.
please Recharge your account so as to enable us deduct the credit we borrowed You.

#Lwkmd_woo_onto_illiteracy!!!!
A student failed JAMB 5 tyms. 1 day, she travelled 2 visit her frnd in UNIBEN, she fell sick & was admitted to a hospital there. She later called her mum & said...

GIRL: Hello ma
MUM: The place is silent, whr r u?
GIRL: I'm in UNIBEN
MUM: Wooow finally, thank God o
GIRL: I was admitted
MUM: Thats great o. God has disgraced the witches
in ur father's house dat don't want you to go to school (laughing & dancing)
GIRL: Mama na Malaria o
MUM: Malaria is a gud course o my daughter, plz
take it serious o
GIRL: I would b discharged 2moro
MUM: God forbid my daughter!!!. U go complete ur
four years over there in Jesus name.
Girl: God punish Illiteracy!!!
Mum: Amen..... coz I heard dat d lecturer is very wicked.
Please don't laff alone.

can they be the leaders of Tommorow

watttttttt

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In this video, we are going to show you an unforgettable method to uninstall IE! Truly speaking, this is not some method to
uninstall Internet Explorer, but you will find it
ridiculously hilarious how this guy did it. This guy at HowToBasic has different ways to handle such situations, that seem difficult to normal people. Now, enjoy this hilarious method of uninstalling Internet Explorer. Sorry Microsoft! Did you enjoy this ultimate Internet Explorer uninstalling method? Let us know in comments below.

A man came back form work nd went straight to bedroom to make love with his wife. When he was done, he went to the kitchen to take cold water nd suprisingly he saw his wife busy with something.

He asked her how she managed to get to the kitchen that fast after making love nd she said that must be her mum, that when her mum came she was very tired nd she let her sleep in their bedroom. Alarmed, the wife went to ask her mum why she did not say anything while her husband was making love to her nd she said you know say me
nd your husband nr dy talk. One word for that woman.................

where is Lalasi nw come ooo